voodoo town

[the land surfer]

voodoo town
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gday psychic blog

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rogue traders
'voodoo child'
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i watched a special today

on th sinking of new orleans

"hurricane katrina"

that;s wot i keep forgettin psychic blog

katrina has moved out of next door and

even her silly car

"celica"

has been towed away

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th home of th
black arts

of north america
interesting

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"we threw enough clues to it"
thought that was proscribed

"dabble in th black arts and"

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u know there's a
tribe there

casting nasty spells
at us

"our religion"
"is th oldest on earth"

"good luck to em"

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kuta

see ruthless religions:

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will i lose my city for th same reason ?

"it lies on an ancient flood plain"

"not surrounded by levies though"

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wot;d robert plant sing ?

when the levee breaks

mama u got to go

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course th levee;'s are gunna break

everythin does

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th remains
of th ancient

volcano
fourth largest city in th world

under one council

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kuta town
"they call it brisvegas"

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black honey

ku ta

of th native stingless bee

of australia

oldest land

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massive attack
'hymn of the big wheel'
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i point
the bone of death

beeing the singer of my tribe
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta

at th islamic terrorist cunts

the very soul of the problem pls lord

cause they killed five aussies

in kuta
beach

kuta is special to kuta religion

i got up th next morning

a hundred thousand dead
muslims

mainly in
northern pakistan

and most of th kids

still in their
religious schools

hmm

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u sure u wanna fuck with me ppl ?

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this is real

black magic

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hey black

"mmm"

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dont grunt at me cunt

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only a black negro american has soul

just ask one

almost as bad

as th white part of their breed

"about th same"

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fuck everythin they touch
"and build too big"

small willie syndrome

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"cant help i'm black and well hung"

"want me to cry about it ?"

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makes more transexuals
than anythin else

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"quiet pirate jenny"

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th 009 visions have started again

liek i have a fuckin choice

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i didnt stalk nicole kidman ya bitch
i just had her wedding date

for a yr
bfore she did

read th facts
was in a shakespear newsgroup and

we did her a special picture
from

romeo and juliet

we fuckin knew

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the offspring
'the end of the line'
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askin too much off me magic

killin cunts

i can go along with

bein 009 is romantic

in a funny kind of way

but proposin

to a redhead

i havent met

worse

a five foot ten inch blonde

and th last oen stalked me

bad

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i've appointed a new
local witchdoctor

my magic is too big
to be th local

witchdoctor

and th bitch's magic

is up to it

her boyfriend
will just have to cope

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pistol

a toecutter

she's had a toe lopped off

just like me

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i've got too many kills
to be a local witchdoctor

we've taken the
wizard of aus

into myspace

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?
'smash it up'
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if they ban us like
tripod did

and a few others
well

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kuta witchdoctor 009

is still public

and still

killing online

avenging australian deaths

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newsnet

th internet underground

is full of whackos

NICEST COMPLIMENT I EVER GOT

was at least i was original
and dont break spamming rules

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who's th site master paulie ?
"fucked if i know"

someone's reposting me

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"it's only a problem if he;s making a prophet"

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u spelt that wrong

"no i didnt"

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look st paultje

'go and get fucked"

descended from a pope

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powderfinger
'day you come'
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"kuta can get fucked"

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rotten testicle man

hangs out with lezzo;s

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"i beat my problems"

that;s as bad a pun as

batman

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th 009 visions have started again

and just liek with mega bitch

i got no fuckin choice

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i climbed off a beach

ridin my surf unicycle in th

dawn

in th surf

and let a fuckin camera

chase me up th beach

had a cup of coffee at th caf

after and

found a newspaper under my wheel

and here';s mega bitch

on page three

whingin about cameras

takin two of em to court

puttin avo;s on em

i had no choice

but to read that paper
and

spent nine hours

in a room

a closed room

with 350 women

and allergic to chicks

liek i had any choice

it was about a job

and before they gave me th pension

for bein allergic to chicks

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i just make lots of sperm when yr around babe

true

hypersensitive

why my magic is big

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massive attack
radiation ruling the nation'
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australian black fella magic

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and our next
local witchdoctor

is a white chick

i said we'd all go native

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ok
she has got nice tits

wasnt a part of my decision

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she'd message me

when th pain hit bad

askin me wot was wrong

and offer to meet me
to give me pot

to take th pain away

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better than most chicks

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she wants th magic

and she affirmed

when she bitches

where's my information poack u promised

she'll get it in

seven days

one complete

copy of the stoners bible

and a certificate from

kuta

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i should explain
is just

paulei and jenny;s book

of

the stoners bible

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with hooks
in th oldest religion on earth

th honey of

a stingless bee

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yr a bitch kuta

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why they name u

such a sweet name

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why u
drag me

over yr whoel mountain
surfin on a unicycle

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- kuta town

"ok dear it was kuta town longer than brisbane but"

- kuta town cunt

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blunt beehive

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"stingless"
dont make funnies

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kuta babe

i got this cunt i dont like and

black wont let me whack him

cause he;s a comedian

"and a fat cunt"

but i wanna rattle his cage

can we give him an
extended hospital visit

and not incurr th wizard;s wrath

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"that;s cheating"

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it'll slip by
beneath yr notice

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"i'm not sayin he doesnt deserve it"

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i'm learnin discretion

how long was car in hospital ?

"i aint goin there"

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shaggy
'oh carolina'
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i ha da bitch
and three kids

and u want me to laboru for ya

seven days a week

for weekend scratchings

and pay me

once in six weeks

when u get paid

not how my old man

worked for yr old man

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u had th better time of it dad

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when i started it
was old school

all holes were dug by hand

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all th footings

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my old man
woulda killed ya

he was a murderer

killed th odl lady

and our insurance agent

who was porkin er

i'm just a bitch

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and i remember
stealin sticky vicky

th hot little redhead off ya

small enough to masturbate with
she was violent man

and not yr type

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i wandered into he rnext birthday party
she insisted i come

part of th tribe

and george was skitin
about how he;d done her int h arse

dont tell me yr dick is small man

and have ya met mlm mlm

five foot ten
redhead

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pj harvey
'down by the water'
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george folded

lookin for th staple marks

a playboy body

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somewhere in there
is vicki;s last name

but that would be telling

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even vicki smiled

he;s got u there cunt

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ex girlfriend
of th vice president

from a very notorious
bikey gang

she;s fuckin near famous
in our circles

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sometime later

i found myself

vice president

of a historical motorcycle club

still in my heart

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alice cooper
'schools out for summer'
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i went walkabout cunt

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whingin i cant retire

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ya never ever
leave a motorcycle club

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dr death

president of vice

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the chair

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on accoutn of
i rdie a

chair

a sidecar

not a training wheel cunt

watch this

take off
straight up to
two wheels

a motorcycle and

nine grand on th tacho

one wheel wheelie

thru three gears

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never took a punch

in th bike world

ever

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mad cunt

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th unicycle nearly fell out of th chair

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"at least th back wheel is"
"still spinning in"
"first and second"

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motorcycles
have started movin into th neighbourhood

i count three
in one block

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the black eyed peas
'the boogie that be'
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stone

the movie

dr death

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when i rode over kuta

i tagged th moutnain
with a stone motif

a circle burnout

with a strgaiht lien thru it
fromt h wheelie

and came down off th moutnain

twelve days later

i heard th terrorists

had bombed

kuta beach

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it;s alright kuta
mellow out

i tagged
dr azahari

bomb maker for
both kuta beach bombings

twelve days bfore they got him
a fine witchdoctor kill

just
have to face my old
bundaberg motorbike club

i didnt get
bundaberg;s dr death

but we did a good thing

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why does it feel so bdad

to get a godo kill but

not really th cunt i wanted

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"cause oz justice aint finished with him"

i might get another go then ?

"u might pirate jenny"

"u might"

i dont miss often

"i know dear"

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i claim th right to whack this cunt
and stick him

in

collateral damage

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"now that;s fuckin wicked and u know it"

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it;s within th rules

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"i can kill u and make th reason up later , rules"

i'm a good talker

th land listens

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incubus
'drive'
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to
the land surfer

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"u know that bullshit is th ultimate reality"
"u cant kill him for speaking truth"

"everythin is made out of nothing"

he's telling th truth

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"so he has to die"
it;s how it works

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"where;s my death sentence then ?"

"cant even see my own death"

"and a real psychic"

we just escaped attention

these five yrs

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maybe it;s just cause we';ve been dead
and had our heart stop

"and we;re half dead"

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dont play in th animal chakra

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seriously

it;s

animal

and gives you
far more racial memory than

god given humans have

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?
'track 3'
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anything is possible
because there;s

nothing there

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for every action
there;s an
equal and opposite reaction

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infinitely large
use infinitely small

blocks

makes sense

to a builders labourer

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U2
'sunday bloody sunday'
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cause ya only have to simple

to wanna lift heavy things

our price;s

are goin up so fast

they cant man projects

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maybe we dont wanna be

sub contractors

and maybe not get paid

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wanna drive a fancy four wheel drive but

dont wanna pay fr yr own risks

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is that how u were apprenticed ?

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we're a dying breed

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one day

i'll stop walking rooves

with a water washer

one false step and

bye bye world

two storeys up and

no harness

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slide down th slippery roof

it;s just gravity sickness maam

if it really bothered us

we wouldnt be here

but i wouldnt get lippy at me

not with th shit roof u got

how many have turned it down ?

be honest or i'll walk too

it;s seventy five yr old pottery
and we gotta walk on it

brittle

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u';ll pay thru th fucking nose and u'll

smile

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the whitlams
'blow up the pokies'(if only)
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got asked to play my whistle
in th strete last night

it;s an ocarina and

i'm not here to entertain u

just surfing

rock n roll paulei is dead

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i dont respond to
do me a bunny hop

anymore

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not even
on th monoshock suspension

unicycle

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u give me
nothing

and ask for tricks
i tire of this

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turn up th mp3 player

and surf th

street furniture

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009

putting smiles on dials

dont look into his

withering stare

32500 dead cunts

reside in there

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go hard brisvegas

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?
'paranoid'
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relax

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u havent killed any aussies have u ?

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good charlotte
'lifestyles of the rich and famous'
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i dont think they would survive - lyric

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oh good
th magic is still firing

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i dont liek th mayor of kuta town
"can do ?"

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"wot th fuck would ya wanna be city manager for ?"

cause i'm bent and

thi sis australia

we all come from fuckin convicts

th black economy is

huge

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who do i pick to get laid today ?

god that woman is good

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it''s gotta be a holiday maker

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big pig
'i cant breakaway'
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if u arent
payin

high class hookers

to lay ppl

for yr town

yr a fuckin idiot

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pullin mug punters outta bars

and get fucked stupid

by an eleven

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morticia
ahd th girl's record

at surfers paradise

walk in a bar and

within thirty seconds

on their stopwatch

she had a guy inside her

and she did three that night

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it's sells holidays liek nothing else

it's a hazleton move mayor amalfi

i;m quite sure

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i fucked morticia
head witch of the gold coast

for three yrs

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fuck she was good

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polynesian princess

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i'd dirty dance
with five of her girlfriends

whiel she took phoen numbers

and other things

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10cc
'i dont like cricket'
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i duno
10 cc dont sound like much psychic blog

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but close man

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reality is weird

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but
if she fucks

twelve times a day and

i only fucked her

four times this day

i wont ask

besides

i'm livin with another woman

i'm goin to th pub

i'll be back sunday

see ya boys

behave for yr mother

or deal with me on monday

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"th mad redhead"

jane

why are they always so fuckin violent ?

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mlm mlm girl
beat shit out of

the blonde five foot ten inch
stalker

publicly flogged er

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mlm mlm girl's te is

goin ballistic

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"can u identify wot character ?"

i think we killed him off

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"from our perspective"
"rock n roll paulie is an"
"expensive nuisance"

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"we only ride one session now and"
"once we hit th car and th booze"
and th pot

"we fuck off"

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led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
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"sorry"
"jsut not worht my while"

"to go out and sweat"
"Twice or more"

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crowd surf till i;ve had my fill

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i'm outta here
i have more fun on th edges

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so two weeks ago

i'm naked in this bed down surfers paradise way

with a naked guy and a naked chick and

she wants a kid and...

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unrequited love
and drugs and
rock n roll

is not art

just th male experience

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i have enough wild shit
happen to me

without singin on strete corners

to pretty girls and boys

no matter how many of em

played with my hair

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he was gobsmacked vicki
u woulda broke in half

if i did u in th arse
and he fuckin knew it

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ezee posse
'everything starts with an e'
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i guess when

i fucked th pub prickteaser

and then th lesbian
who was tryin to fuck
the pub prick teaser

and married th lesbian

on a harley to led zeppelin

six foot one
redhead

female bouncer

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violent

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i stopped caring

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tenacious d
'hard fucking'
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fuck she was good in bed

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exercise ya fat bitch
or i'll hurl ya

out past th sharknets

with a catapult

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james blunt
'you;re beautiful'
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tying u to th clothesline
because i love u

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when ya fit that dress

u can coem inside

u'll thank me one day

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in th meantime

i'm gettin off on yr hatred

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u cant win

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my best effort is
doin soemthing

eighteen months earlier

in retaliation
for somethin that happened yet

just didnt make sense till afterward

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i dunno girl

200 thousand ppl died

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and this guy
won th aceh surf open

on a cupboard
but got disqualified

for havin five ppl onboard

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"yeah alright 009"

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dont kill aussies

it;s not hard

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pirate jenny

"black - 009"

beeing twin souls together in

the land surfer

[pronounced as always]
[the kadaitcha man of australia]

{english translation}
{the wizard of aus}
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p.s.

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nirvana
'something in the way'
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