They Killed Chewbacca! You Bastards!
ichorwhip
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/bigfoot.body/index.html
"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."
i
"piop"
Boaz
You sure it wasn't Moonwatcher, or was he too runty? I suppose it
would have been too much trouble to tip the freezer up sideways, paint
it black and say they found a "monotlith" with Moonwatcher, or a
member of his extended family, in there.
Boaz
("I must say you guys have really come up with something.")
Don Stockbauer
No monoliths. Intelligent XT's communicate instead of travel.
ichorwhip
Yep, Moonwatcher far too scrawny in the shadow of this mammoth
"troglodyte" who no doubt craps bigger than any australopithicene...
So I guess that means that Joan Crawford won't be coming...
But seriously folks, does not this whole North Georgia "discovery"
smell like a big fat redneck hoax? I hear that these guys are going
on George Noory's Coast to Coast tonight, or sometime soon. That
ought to be a hoot for all the naysayers of which myself I number. It
looks like a bear in a mask to me. Why a bear would be out there in
the wilderness wearing a mask no one could say.... ;-)
Anyways, can you imagine how pissed off is the wife of who's freezer
that is? "What'n the hell is this happy shit?!!! And where's all my
peas and meat I put up?!!! GAWWWDdammit...."
Here's a much more detailed spread from the fringe:
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/ga-gorilla-pic/
Wouldn't it be kewl if it were real? Don't hold your breath, unless
you get anywhere near it of course, prolly stank like what fall from a
yak's ass...
"If it was all boiled down to gravy, it wouldn't make enough to cover
up a chicken-fried steak."
i
"piop"
kelpzoidzl
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Here is a radio show where the group of scientists and a group of
geniuses, are having a serious discussion about this discovery of the
century.
http://billmarlette.podomatic.com/player/web/2008-08-14T00_16_29-07_00
main site:
http://www.gstreaming.com/BFLive-Frontpage.html
dc
Harry Bailey
So that solves the dispute about the ontological status [and the fate]
of the bear-man/dog-man in The Shining, then! Though it could also be
the remains of Ullman after Kubrick relegated his final hospital scene
dressed in the bearskin to the cutting room floor ...
And did you read about Scotland's Lock Ness Monster being spotted
surfing off Niagara Falls? Or a Caucasus Yetti observed fleeing from
one of Georgia's recently sunken naval vessels in the Black Sea? Or a
Scandinavian Troll making out with one of the Pandas at Beijing Zoo?
Or a pair of Irish Leprechauns winning Gold in the Beijing Olympics
for synchronised swimming? Or John McCain having received a brain
transplant from his fairy fucking godmother?
ichorwhip
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A followup: Big surprise here. The bigfoot is a total phony! I
heard a smidge of Coast to Coast last night and even George "Starry-
eyed" Noory is calling it a hoax. He actually had the guy who created
the bigfoot costume and mask the rednecks used on the show saying that
he was very flattered, but that was his costume! If you can't even
cut the mustard with Noory, you've got big problems. Preliminary DNA
tests are saying that the samples submitted (not taken by the testers
apparently) are 1. human and 2. 98% opossum. LOL! The "bigfoot
hunters" are clearly "frauds" out to make a quick buck or two from
selling merch on their website, which one source said had in the fine
print the words: "For entertainment purposes only"(that's why "fraud"
in quotations.) These guys are as genuine as wrastlin' then. That's
prolly where they got the idea.
"Wooly Bully!"
i
"piop"
RVG
"Boaz" <boa...@yahoo.com> a écrit dans le message de groupe de discussion :
7fd6385c-166b-489c...@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On Aug 15, 6:21 pm, ichorwhip <ichorw...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> I just couldn't resist:
>>
>> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/bigfoot.body/index.html
>>
>> "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."
>> i
>> "piop"
>
> You sure it wasn't Moonwatcher, or was he too runty?
Last time I checked, Demis Roussos is still alive though...
ichorwhip
> "Boaz" <boaz...@yahoo.com> a écrit dans le message de groupe de discussion :
> 7fd6385c-166b-489c-a39a-bd58e0b02...@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>
> > On Aug 15, 6:21 pm, ichorwhip <ichorw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> I just couldn't resist:
>
> >>http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/bigfoot.body/index.html
>
> >> "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."
> >> i
> >> "piop"
>
> > You sure it wasn't Moonwatcher, or was he too runty?
>
> Last time I checked, Demis Roussos is still alive though...
I wasn't even sure what you meant by that until I hunted up an image
of the guy, LOL! But he's a cue-ball on top now!
kelpzoidzl
hillbilly frauds. They might have made a few dollars on it and
recruited some nitwits to add to their clan. Truely the discovery of
the century.
dc
kelpzoidzl
Now we know the Bearman was really wearing a possum suit
dc
kelpzoidzl
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The "middlemen" are suing the hoaxsters
http://www.ajc.com/news/content/metro/clayton/stories/2008/08/21/bigfoot_theft_claim.html
And now the radio show people are crying like babies
http://billmarlette.podomatic.com/player/web/2008-08-22T00_00_04-07_00
dc
kelpzoidzl
trial.
dc