Make this movie now

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Now don't bother with nasty replies to this, I never read them.

Tom and Harry.

I was thinking the other day about living near a celebrity. I
then began to think, I bet George Clooney or somebody like that who
runs around the world, making peace in Darfur, speaking to the UN,
hobnobbing in his villa in Italy could really, really be a secret pig
to his neighbors. He's Tom, film star, producer, tuxuedo wearer, Cary
Grant lookalike. This dude probably lives next to some nice lady
named Stephanie. He screams if the kids get too near to his security
fence. He screams if they have a birthday party by their pool and make
kid noise. He probably hates kids.
Their little scooters and bikes drive him nuts. He said that his ideal
evening is four tequilas in a bar.

Then I thought about Charlie Sheen, Harry. Harry can't catch a
break with the press. He gets nasty divorce. Tom gets a new gorgeous
girlfriend every five minutes. I'll bet Harry is truly a nice guy who
the press stomp on because he won't bow to the political correctness
crowd and go fight for the rights of badgers. Tom fights for every
environmental cause and burns seven tons of jet fuel a year. Harry
just hangs out with his friends and tries to get work. Tom's life is
enchanted and Harry is Hollywood's bum. Harry lives on the other side
of Stephanie.

Any talented writer could turn this scenario into a comedy that
many people would watch, buy, rent and enjoy. No violence, no nasty
sex scenes, No Sharon Stone serial killer witch.
Make this movie now!
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