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The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior

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Nov 10, 2009, 12:41:49 PM11/10/09
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This place is supposedly home to the best burger in Chicago

http://kumascorner.com/html/food.html

bills itself as a metal burger bar.

Burgers named after Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica, etc.

The Lair of the Minotaur is described thusly:

"Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears - $12"

Panfuckingcetta?

Brie?

Bourbon Soaked Pears?

ON A HAMBURGER?????????????????????

Where has the biker bar magic gone?

Exactly what KIND of bikes are they ridin' there?

J.C. Watts Enslin

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Nov 10, 2009, 12:45:49 PM11/10/09
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On Nov 10, 11:41 am, "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior"

This calls for an obligatory "pushing in your stool" reference.

Jon

Tom Enright

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Just shutup and eat your Goblin Cock.

-Tom Enright

Anarchist Ruffain of Notre Dame

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<iamtj4l...@gmail.com> wrote:

Iron Maiden: Avocado, Cherry Peppers, Pepper Jack, Chipotle Mayo

Avocado? Yeah- that's METAL, baby!

And the Motorhead has freakin yogurt based sauce on it...

Major disconnect indeed.

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TO

The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior

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That's for the fatboy riders.

The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior

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Clearly this is a poseur biker bar for RUBS

Chris Bellomy

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The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior wrote, On 11/10/09 11:41 AM:

Harleys, obviously.

The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior

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No wonder why Craig's List is always full of women's harley jackets
for sale - in XL

JD

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Nov 10, 2009, 1:24:04 PM11/10/09
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Pancetta is just Italian bacon that hasn't been
smoked, kind of a pointless exercise. Brie on a
burger isn't much different than Cheeze Whiz. I
don't "get" bourbon soaked pears on a burger at
all but I bet they sell the shit out them to
Ducati riders. I'll take a $6 bacon cheeseburger
any day.

The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior

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Nov 10, 2009, 1:34:51 PM11/10/09
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Duc riders need food too....

Dan Bretta

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Nov 10, 2009, 1:35:39 PM11/10/09
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Kawasaki

Dan

mianderson

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<iamtj4l...@gmail.com> wrote:
> This place is supposedly home to the best burger in Chicago
>
> http://kumascorner.com/html/food.html
>
> bills itself as a metal burger bar.
>
> Burgers named after Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica, etc.
>
> The Lair of the Minotaur is described thusly:
>
> "Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears - $12"
>
> Panfuckingcetta?
>
> Brie?
>
> Bourbon Soaked Pears?
>
> ON A HAMBURGER?????????????????????


I dont ride a motorcycle(far too dangerous), but what kind of
hamburgers do you think they would like?

The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior

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Vulcan riders are pussies....

deem...@aol.com

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On Nov 10, 1:36 pm, mianderson <mianderso...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Nov 10, 12:41 pm, "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior"
>
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>
>
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> <iamtj4l...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > This place is supposedly home to the best burger in Chicago
>
> >http://kumascorner.com/html/food.html
>
> > bills itself as a metal burger bar.
>
> > Burgers named after Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica, etc.
>
> > The Lair of the Minotaur is described thusly:
>
> > "Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears - $12"
>
> > Panfuckingcetta?
>
> > Brie?
>
> > Bourbon Soaked Pears?
>
> > ON A HAMBURGER?????????????????????
>
> I dont ride a motorcycle(far too dangerous), but what kind of
> hamburgers do you think they would like?

Krystals!!!!!!!!

Nothing like a nice, peaceful ride through the countryside after
eating half a dozen gut-bombs.

Highway 66

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Krystals!!!!!!!!

I respectfully have to disagree. I lived most of my life around Chicago but
I live in the South now and White Castle's are far superior in taste and in
the effect they have on your gastrointestinal tract.


deem...@aol.com

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On Nov 10, 1:54 pm, "Highway 66" <kduv...@charter.net> wrote:
> <deemsb...@aol.com> wrote in message
> the effect they have on your gastrointestinal tract.-

<sigh>

The BorgMan

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"The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj...@gmail.com> wrote in
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Duh... Harleys.

Only rich ass fake biker Harley fags can afford burgers that expensive.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251889

--
Aaron

JD

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Nov 10, 2009, 3:12:52 PM11/10/09
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The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior wrote:

I didn't get where this place bills itself as a
"biker bar" and if my perception biker stereotypes
has any validity I'd guess that a "biker bar"
would be more about Blues than metal and real BBQ
instead of designer burgers.

Berry Oakley

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Nov 10, 2009, 3:24:22 PM11/10/09
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Chicago also claims to make "Pizza."
Don't believe it for a moment.

Dennis J

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Nov 10, 2009, 3:52:06 PM11/10/09
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hey, "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj...@gmail.com>'s been
through solid matter, for crying out loud. Who knows what's happened
to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules...

vespas...
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To reply, SCRAPE off the end bits.

MoParMaN

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"The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Vespa's or Decauties (sp) more than likely.


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MoParMaN

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Nah, poopshooters ride soft tails.

MoParMaN

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They need analized often too!!

MoParMaN

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"Dan Bretta" <nud...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Kawasaki

Dan

That's One.

MoParMaN

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"The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Vulcan riders are pussies....


Hey, I got a pussie for you!

MoParMaN

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There ya go, same here. I can't remember the last time we rode and
stopped for a burger. Usually it's BBQ or Beer-n-Teets, and or pancakes.


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The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 10, 2009, 4:42:42 PM11/10/09
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"MoParMaN" <scott.hend...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in

>>> This place is supposedly home to the best burger in Chicago
>>>
>>> http://kumascorner.com/html/food.html
>>>
>>> bills itself as a metal burger bar.
>>>
>>> Burgers named after Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica, etc.
>>>
>>> The Lair of the Minotaur is described thusly:
>>>
>>> "Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears - $12"
>>>
>>> Panfuckingcetta?
>>>
>>> Brie?
>>>
>>> Bourbon Soaked Pears?
>>>
>>> ON A HAMBURGER?????????????????????
>>>
>>> Where has the biker bar magic gone?
>>>
>>> Exactly what KIND of bikes are they ridin' there?
>>>
>>
>> I didn't get where this place bills itself as a "biker bar" and if my
>> perception biker stereotypes has any validity I'd guess that a "biker
>> bar" would be more about Blues than metal and real BBQ instead of
>> designer burgers.
>
>
> There ya go, same here. I can't remember the last time we rode and
> stopped for a burger. Usually it's BBQ or Beer-n-Teets, and or pancakes.

There's a difference between bikers and middle aged men
who ride Japanese motorcycles.

--Tedward


JD

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Nov 10, 2009, 4:47:16 PM11/10/09
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Been riding 45 years and still kickstart a pre-AMF
Harley. I'm not a biker.

MoParMaN

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"The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy" <e...@eio.com> wrote in message
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And you know this how?

�~����u�~�

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On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:28:08 -0600, "MoParMaN"
<scott.hend...@sbcglobal.net>wrote:

Most middle aged men here ride Harley's. They are the rich businessman
type, overweight, who has no business being near a bike let alone on
one. I saw one of these pigs on hogs get air lifted about 2 weeks ago
in my front driveway. The guy made Chris Farley look anorexia and
shouldn't have been on anything with less then 4 wheels.

Pauli G

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On Nov 10, 12:41 pm, "The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior"

<iamtj4l...@gmail.com> wrote:
> This place is supposedly home to the best burger in Chicago
>
> http://kumascorner.com/html/food.html
>
> bills itself as a metal burger bar.
>
> Burgers named after Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica, etc.
>
> The Lair of the Minotaur is described thusly:
>
> "Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears - $12"
>
> Panfuckingcetta?
>
> Brie?
>
> Bourbon Soaked Pears?
>
> ON A HAMBURGER?????????????????????
>
> Where has the biker bar magic gone?
>
> Exactly what KIND of bikes are they ridin' there?

I don't find bikers to be "cool". I find them to be an annoying
menace to myself and fellow motorists, especially when those
absolutely retarded "straight piped" "hogs" are roaring through my
otherwise quiet town.

The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior

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gay pipes save lives?

MoParMaN

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"�~����u�~�" <sck...@lycos.com > wrote in message
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Well, I can't speak for fat people as I am one. But, I'm not over weight
for my bike, might be for a HArdly, but not a Nomad.

Michael Press

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Nov 10, 2009, 7:37:48 PM11/10/09
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In article
<246b8747-eab2-4b49...@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,

"The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj...@gmail.com> wrote:

> This place is supposedly home to the best burger in Chicago
>
> http://kumascorner.com/html/food.html
>
> bills itself as a metal burger bar.
>
> Burgers named after Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica, etc.
>
> The Lair of the Minotaur is described thusly:
>
> "Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears - $12"
>
> Panfuckingcetta?
>
> Brie?
>
> Bourbon Soaked Pears?
>
> ON A HAMBURGER?????????????????????
>
> Where has the biker bar magic gone?
>
> Exactly what KIND of bikes are they ridin' there?

This is what it should be.

OUR FAMOUS KUMA BURGER‚ Half pounder with grilled onions.
Kaijo Half pounder with grilled onions.
Black Sabbath Half pounder with grilled onions.
YOB Half pounder with grilled onions.
Iron Maiden Half pounder with grilled onions.
Slayer Half pounder with grilled onions.
Neurosis Half pounder with grilled onions.
Metallica Half pounder with grilled onions.
Melvins Half pounder with grilled onions.
Clutch Half pounder with grilled onions.
Mastodon Half pounder with grilled onions.
Led Zeppelin Half pounder with grilled onions.
Judas Priest Half pounder with grilled onions.
Motorhead Half pounder with grilled onions.
Mayem Half pounder with grilled onions.
Dark Throne Half pounder with grilled onions.
Goblin Cock Half pounder with grilled onions.
Pantera Half pounder with grilled onions.
Plague Bringer Half pounder with grilled onions.
High On Fire Half pounder with grilled onions.
Lair of the Minotaur Half pounder with grilled onions.
Bongzilla Half pounder with grilled onions.

--
Michael Press

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:31:37 AM11/11/09
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"MoParMaN" <scott.hend...@sbcglobal.net> wrote

>>>>> This place is supposedly home to the best burger in Chicago
>>>>>
>>>>> http://kumascorner.com/html/food.html
>>>>>
>>>>> bills itself as a metal burger bar.
>>>>>
>>>>> Burgers named after Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica, etc.
>>>>>
>>>>> The Lair of the Minotaur is described thusly:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears - $12"
>>>>>
>>>>> Panfuckingcetta?
>>>>>
>>>>> Brie?
>>>>>
>>>>> Bourbon Soaked Pears?
>>>>>
>>>>> ON A HAMBURGER?????????????????????
>>>>>
>>>>> Where has the biker bar magic gone?
>>>>>
>>>>> Exactly what KIND of bikes are they ridin' there?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I didn't get where this place bills itself as a "biker bar" and if my
>>>> perception biker stereotypes has any validity I'd guess that a "biker
>>>> bar" would be more about Blues than metal and real BBQ instead of
>>>> designer burgers.
>>>
>>>
>>> There ya go, same here. I can't remember the last time we rode and
>>> stopped for a burger. Usually it's BBQ or Beer-n-Teets, and or
>>> pancakes.
>>
>> There's a difference between bikers and middle aged men
>> who ride Japanese motorcycles.
>>
>> --Tedward
> And you know this how?

Durham has motorcycle gangs that make Sons Of Anarchy
look like the stupid soap opera that it is.

--Tedward


MoParMaN

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"The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy" <e...@eio.com> wrote in message
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Darn, and we just a few mild ones in Texas, like the Banditos.

http://www.bing.com/search?q=Bandidos+Motorcycle+Gang&FORM=R5FD

The BorgMan

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"The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <iamtj...@gmail.com> wrote in
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Fag (fa(g) n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly
associated with Harley riders. 2. A person who owns or frequently rides a
Harley.

--
Aaron

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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"MoParMaN" <scott.hend...@sbcglobal.net> wrote

Woo-Hoo! Durham and Charlotte are MS-13 hot spots.

--Tedward


Anarchist Ruffain of Notre Dame

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On Nov 10, 7:37 pm, Michael Press <rub...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> In article
> <246b8747-eab2-4b49-9851-4ef1b1db7...@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,

One of them should at least have some cheese. Or bacon. Or mushrooms.
Or hot peppers.

--
TO

Michael Press

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In article
<533e2157-1299-4fbd...@k17g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,

Customer: Can I have ____ with that?
Waitress: No.
Customer: Would you hold the ...
Waitress: No.

--
Michael Press

Pauli G

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if a machine has to be made that loud to be safe, then it probably
shouldn't be on the road in the first place. Plus the vast majority
of the "hog" riders don't even wear flippin' helments or knee/elbow
pads, so obviously the safety thing is a bunch of baloney and an
excuse to be a noisy inconsiderate jerkoff.

45...@mydaja.com

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>>>
>>> Durham has motorcycle gangs that make Sons Of Anarchy
>>> look like the stupid soap opera that it is.
>>>
>>> --Tedward
>> Darn, and we just a few mild ones in Texas, like the Banditos.
>>
>> http://www.bing.com/search?q=Bandidos+Motorcycle+Gang&FORM=R5FD
>
>Woo-Hoo! Durham and Charlotte are MS-13 hot spots.
>
>--Tedward
>

As I remember, it has a local 81. Gypsy Joker's. Were the two main
ones 30 years ago.

45...@mydaja.com

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On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:41:49 -0800 (PST), "The Cheesehusker, Trade
Warrior" <iamtj...@gmail.com> wrote:

>This place is supposedly home to the best burger in Chicago
>
>http://kumascorner.com/html/food.html
>
>bills itself as a metal burger bar.
>
>Burgers named after Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica, etc.
>
>The Lair of the Minotaur is described thusly:
>
>"Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears - $12"
>
>Panfuckingcetta?
>
>Brie?
>
>Bourbon Soaked Pears?
>
>ON A HAMBURGER?????????????????????
>
>Where has the biker bar magic gone?
>
>Exactly what KIND of bikes are they ridin' there?

I'll stick with Hardee's. Or grill my own. I prefer good pulled
Barbque!!

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