Royal Marine Commando training documentary series

[Rizla Ranger (Revivin') UK]

and they're advertising it summat like
"kids of today can't match the requirements" ...

why is the media running down the UK military?

is there a majot budget review coming up soon or summat?

Respec'!

Rizla

"Kris Grint" <kr...@1networx.co.uk> wrote

For anybody who's interested, a documentary series starts on Tuesday on
ITV at 10pm covering the progress of 50 recruits' progress through Royal
Marine Commando training.

Kris

[wa...@netcomuk.co.uk]

Well between me, you and the £1 billion the treasury is trying to reclaim
from the defence budget by the end of this financial year....no major budget
reviews! Not to worry though, because us servicemen wont have any fuel to
play in our ships, tanks and aircraft, and because we wont have any
stationary or travel expenses to do paperwork or have meetings, we will
still endevour to meet all of the taxpayers defence requirements! Yeah
right! - or alternatively, we could all jack it in now and claim the dole -
Ooops sorry, I cant do that - Im not an Immigrant, lesbian, coloured, single
parent, lazy bastard who doesnt want to work etc etc

[Rizla Ranger (Revivin') UK]

you forgot "Diasabled" & "Gypo"

hehe

Respec'!

Rizla

(still buzzin' from the fact a
Lancaster just two seconds
ago flew over my house twice!)

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[DefChaz]

Probably because the recruitment rate for the SAS is at an all time low, so
they've started recruiting americans, germans & swedes.

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[darthclive]

>Probably because the recruitment rate for the SAS is at an all time low, so
>they've started recruiting americans, germans & swedes.

oh my god they'll be recruiting women next!!!

[George]

This is one Lazy Disabled ex Marine that wouldn't mind working }:>

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[Glyn Davies]

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What, has it got that bad that we can't afford proper groundheets?

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[Rizla Ranger UK]

ROFLMFAO!!!

Glyn Davies <gl...@lothianvariety.fsnet.co.uk> wrote

[wa...@netcomuk.co.uk]

Healthier lifestyle and all that - Cant beat organic!

[Glyn Davies]

And don't we just love those organs.

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Glyn Davies

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[Rizla Ranger (Revivin') UK]

would you re-enlist though :)

actually, would the Army take ya?

I heard disturbing stuff recently where
it's claimed MOD would rather source
17 yr olds rather than re-enlist 30 yr olds

Now, *that's* a craazy world

Respec'!

Riz

"George" <Geo...@scouse007.freeserve.co.uk> wrote

This is one Lazy Disabled ex Marine that wouldn't mind working }:>

"Rizla Ranger (Revivin') UK" <firi...@ridgeline-wesleys.org> wrote

[airborne]

what do you expect if you are an example of youth??

Rizla as in drugs??
scum

[George]

Being over 40 I don't think they would have me. And after watching the
programme I think I have far more attitude than some of the Recruits. And
the money can't be any better now. And I don't work for Love anymore :)
Why the Army ?
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[Rizla Ranger (Revivin') UK]

ROFLMFAO!

Cheers, Padre..

Respec'!

Riz

"You really need to urgently learn the lesson that
civilised debate demands that you recognise that
others may sincerely hold opinions contrary to your own."
Keith Willshaw

"airborne"
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[airborne]

crikey
How can I get annoyed by _this_ bloke!!
Amazing doesn't anything get you wound up??
You should try for Det with a cool attitude like that mate! (-:

P.S. sorry for calling you scum - goes back to my college days it seemed all
the birds liked a drugie (-:

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[airborne]

Now - I _know_ how the Paras _love_ the Cabbages so just take this lightly,
please.

But you know how when Police Recruiting numbers were down they started
advertising in Gay Mags (Before you ask - NO. I saw a news report about it
on TV (-;)

Just wondering - er, you know that last scene of the Commando programme -
the bit when they get drunk and naked?

Was that a devious ploy to advertise to the "pink pound" lot, now that they
can join legally?

LOL [this means I was joking]

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[Rizla Ranger (Revivin') UK]

hehe, s'all good, Airborne :)

Yeah, the anti-heroes always seem
to get the chicks, but they usually L8R
discover that they're the cranky birds!

Gimme one of them quite gyals anyday :)

Maximum Respec', Airborne!

RR(R)UK

"airborne" wrote

[wa...@netcomuk.co.uk]

Funnily enough though - I used to be on a ship that was affiliated with 2
para. If I remember correctly, they took their clothes off alot when pissed!
Reckon it must be a squaddy thing - you'd never catch us doing that in the
Navy! ROFL!!!!

[airborne]

yeah
where are all the nice polite ladies today???

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[airborne]

ROTFLOL!!

don't let the Marines catch you calling the squaddy - don't ask me why -
they don't like it bizzarre
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[airborne]

wait - sorry just read your post again---

what was I thinking -
you were taking the piss out of us not the Marines! (-; LOL

with respect and good humour

'borne

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[airborne]

sorry _Royal_ Marines, of course (-;

with respect, again

airborne

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