OT Humor - Things you wish you could say at work
Rosemarie Shiver
Excellent, primo. ROFL! Thanks for a post birthday gift from you to US!
Congrats on the beauty of a gift to match yer eyes.Yer man's got good taste.
:-).
Gentle Hugs,
Rosie S.
Demented Dame
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"If you wanna get it done, you gotta fight for yourself."
--- Meat Loaf, Bat Outta Hell II
"Copper Fox" <copp...@copperfox.com> wrote in message
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> Things you wish you could say at work
>
> 1. Ahhh...I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again...
> 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
> 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
> 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
> 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
> 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
> 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
> 10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
> 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
> 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
> 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
> 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
> view.
> 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
> 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
> 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
> 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
> 23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
> 24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
> 25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
> 26. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
> 27. Do I look like a people person?
> 28. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
> 29. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
> 31. You!... Off my planet!
> 32. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
> 33. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
> 34. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
> 35. Allow me to introduce my selves.
> 36. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
> 37. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
> 38. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
> 40. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
> 41. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
> 42. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen
> asleep yet.
> 43. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
> 44. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
> 45. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
> 46. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
> 47. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
> 48. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.
> 49. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
> 50. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
> --
> Lise
> Marquise de Malaise
>
> Not responsible for incidental damage to 'puter hardware, operators, their
> homes, furniture, clothes, pets, small children.... aw Hell!
> Just plain Not Responsible!
>
>
>
Laura
Take this job and shove it.
Laura Keeper of the Hounds
You can always tell a troll, but you can't tell him much!
A troll by any other name is still a troll .
Hecate
<copp...@copperfox.com> propounded the following:
LOL! Thank you - now I can change my sigs for a whole year <weg>
Hecate
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where a train stops.On my desk, I have a work station
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PMoulton
I've up'd my atitude, now up yours!
Melissa Guezmir
Melissa :)
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