OT - Humor (Why did the chicken cross the road?)
Yvonne
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have
to cross before you believe it?
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSAIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but
will
lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken please?
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been
told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
Sampatron
>Why did the chicken cross the road?
I think these are great! <G> And here in Texas we add one more (though it's
not quite in the same vein as the other answers) and that is,
To show the armadillo it could be done.
Sam in Texas <(*¿*)>
Minds are like parachutes; they function best when open.
zenFubar
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