rustburger lungburger
Ryan Sayre
<02:54PM> * elkinsd tells you: I don't think so. let it die.
/tell elkinsd but this is a /real system/??
<02:54PM> * you tell elkinsd: but this is a /real system/??
/tell elkinsd I wanted a valid return address when I post to
alt.mcdonalds.kissimmee.heavyg.
<02:54PM> * you tell elkinsd: I wanted a valid return address when I post
to alt.mcdonalds.kissimmee.heavyg.
/tell elkinsd use<02:54PM> * elkinsd tells you: I'll add the skylab one
later^R
/tell elkinsd aww!!! usenet revival?
<02:55PM> * you tell elkinsd: aww!!! usenet revival?
/tell elkinsd you hate usenet. you killed usenet!
<02:55PM> * you tell elkinsd: you hate usenet. you killed usenet!
/tell elkinsd why do you hate usenet?? is it because of hamburger?
<02:55PM> * you tell elkinsd: why do you hate usenet?? is it because of
hamburger?
/tell elkinsd hamburgers.
<02:56PM> * you tell elkinsd: hamburgers.
<02:56PM> * elkinsd tells you: I am making pancakes.
/tell elkinsd to put hamburgers inside..?
<02:57PM> * you tell elkinsd: to put hamburgers inside..?
Ryan Sayre
Can't get febreze to wash out that stink
Can't get the beef stains out of the mcdonalds uniforms.
I want a mcdonalds uniform.
Ryan Sayre
> Can't get febreze to wash out that stink
> Can't get the beef stains out of the mcdonalds uniforms.
> I want a mcdonalds uniform.
Well crap.
I just bought an SGI o2. But now my bank account is going to start
charging me because I don't have enough money in the accounts.
I wonder how much it'd cost to sell plasma.
http://www.tron-thorpe.com/?used-duh
Ryan Sayre
u=grandma
h=oldpeople
/signon
(let the fun begin)
<07:13PM grandma> You have no respect for your elders!!
<07:21PM grandma> You take our meals.
<07:21PM grandma> You take our pensions.
<07:21PM grandma> And we only have Ron Wyden to trust.
<07:25PM grandma> You expect us to use homegrocer.com.
<07:26PM grandma> Yet our parkinson's disease keeps us from being able to
use a mouse. THANKS.
<07:32PM z3t> shake it, grandma. tell it like it is
<07:35PM z3t> kim chee is the bomb
<07:37PM> grandma pinches z3t's cheek.
<07:38PM z3t> oooohooo
<07:38PM z3t> i got some organic beer!
<07:39PM grandma> What a nice young man.
<07:39PM> grandma drinks z3t's orgasm beer.
<07:39PM> grandma orgasms.
<07:40PM> grandma pinches z3t's cheek again. "Thank you very much, young
man."
<07:41PM> z3t goes away crying
<07:43PM grandma> What's the matter? Show your elders some respect!
<07:43PM> * ryan tells you: I love you grandma.
<07:44PM> * you tell ryan: I love you too, Ryan.
<07:44PM> * ryan tells you: Where is Dave?
<07:44PM> * you tell ryan: Didn't you hear about Dave? He lung'd.
<07:44PM> * ryan tells you: :-(
<07:44PM> * you tell ryan: I know. Sorry son.
<07:47PM> z3t got molsted by grandma.
<07:47PM z3t> I'm making salmon burgers!
<07:48PM> grandma does not eat any sado-maschism burgers!
SAVE THE SALMON
<07:49PM> grandma saved it.
/me saved it until marriage.
<07:49PM> grandma saved it until marriage.
<07:50PM> grandma drinks another of z3t's orgasm beers.
<07:51PM grandma> woo!
|07:53PM signoff| z3t@thrash (z3t)
Mission accomplished.
Ryan Sayre
> telnet skylab.org 41000
> u=grandma
> h=oldpeople
> /signon
<01:12PM ryan> KRANG KRANG KRANG KRANG KRANG
<01:13PM ryan> KRANG KRANG KRANG KRANG KRANG KRANG KRANG KRANG KRANG KRANG
KRANG KRANGKRANG KRANG KRANGKRANGKRANGKRANG
<01:13PM ryan> KRANGKRANGKRANGKRANGKRANGKRANGKRANGKRANGKRANGKRANG
<01:13PM ryan> lung turkey
<01:13PM ryan> lung turkey
<01:13PM ryan> lung turkey
<01:14PM ryan> lung turkey hamburger heart potato
<01:15PM ryan> lung turkey heart potato rib pleasure
<01:15PM ryan> rib pleasure truck bed philly
<01:16PM ryan> truck bed philly bag plug
<01:16PM ryan> philly bag plug dig atari bunny
<01:19PM ryan> atari bunny flirt dirt fund dumb crux
<01:20PM nick-moo> one time pad key phrases?
<01:20PM ryan> dumb crux free beer nick-moo drugs
<01:20PM ryan> nick-moo drugs fun with lust glass
<01:21PM ryan> THOSE ARE NOT ONE TIME KEY PHRASESW
<01:21PM ryan> THOSE ARE TIMELESS PHRASES OF A NEW WAY OF THINKING.
<01:21PM ryan> (tm)
<01:22PM nick-moo> where can I buy your spoken word albumn for 19.95?
<01:22PM ryan> Hmm. It will be available in Spring 2001 on Smurfit Records.
Does anyone read this thread?
Please web to http://skylab.org/~ryan/?READIT and don't do anything
else. No surveys, no ads.
Ryan Sayre
<03:09PM> grandma hugs z3t
<03:09PM> * z3t tells you: dude
|03:10PM signoff| grandma@old-people (grandma)
<03:10PM> * z3t tells you: thanx
<03:10PM> * you tell z3t: no problem
<03:10PM> * z3t tells you: grandma is about as funny as AIDS
<03:11PM> * you tell z3t: I was paralyzed by laughter by your comment.
<03:11PM> * you tell z3t: I mean nothing but humor.
<03:12PM> * you tell z3t: I will keep grandma caged up.
<03:12PM> * z3t tells you: i know. its just kinda sick !
<03:13PM> * you tell z3t: stop it. you are making me laugh too hard.
<03:13PM> * you tell z3t: I am better now.
I was laughing really really hard by this comment.
While AIDS isn't funny, cancer is a treasure trove of hillarity.