OMINATION: Looney Maroon (Re: Peter Schiff advises hoarding)

[Kadaitcha Man]

<trav...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> The unanswered question stands. Since when has Haiti, Indonesia, the
>> Philippines, Cameroon, France, Italy, China, and Mexico been "all over
>> the world"?
>
> Can you look at a map?
>
>> Now, how about that link to a reputable source reporting food riots in
>> China? Hmmmm?
>>
>> --
>> alt.usenet.kooks
>> "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
>> Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
>
> I am the reliable source.

Oh, bad move. Very bad move.

Looney Maroon Award
===================
The Looney Maroon Award is given based on the amount of childish,
nonsensical, funny and downright ludicrous behaviour exhibited over a
particular month. It is not meant to award the greatest overall Kook for
that time, but is meant as a recognition of outstandingly looney behaviour
by an individual or group, real or anonymous, animate or robotic. Nominees
from Usenet and beyond are eligible.

To win the LMA, a candidate must most strongly meet a majority of the
following criteria:

[YES] * Show intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve
[HMM] * Consistently say things that are hideously nonsensical
[YES] * Prove themselves wrong while pretending to be an 'expert'
[YES] * Exhibit a passion for metaphorically banging their head against
a wall
[YES] * Be profoundly ignorant
[YES] * Persistently refuse to allow themselves to be enlightened
[HMM] * Demonstrate a gift for false prophecy
[YES] * Regularly cite questionable sources of information as 'fact'

Show intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve
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news:9b807747-25f1-47b4...@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com

Weaselled out of a demand to substantiate a claim by asserting that
"all...the world" was substantially different in meaning to "all over
the world"

[QUOTE]
> Since when has Haiti, Indonesia, the Philippines, Cameroon, France, Italy,
> China, and Mexico been "all...the world"?

Since the ellipsis was subsituted for "over," moron.

You can't expect to get by here with those types of games, dude.
[/QUOTE]

news:527aff0e-9a88-4500...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com
Admitted that his words involved a comparison while maintining that he had
not performed a comparison, then got caught attempting to redefine what it
was that he was not comparing.

Consistently say things that are hideously nonsensical
======================================================
Not evident, though "Can you look at a map?", stated above in response to a
direct question, is nonsensical when the scope of the question is clear.
Perhaps there's opportunity for him here.

Prove themselves wrong while pretending to be an 'expert'
=========================================================
Same evidence as above for
news:9b807747-25f1-47b4...@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com

Claim that there were food riots in China failed because it remains unshown,
and in
news:f38d5d12-eccc-43cf...@r66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com,
claiming to be the reputable source of his own information.

Exhibit a passion for banging their head against a wall
=======================================================
news:6ac78d01-2858-4b21...@l42g2000hsc.googlegroups.com
"you fucking cherrypicking punk.
"you misquoting bumfuck."
"Slither back to whatever rock from whence you came, mendicant."

news:527aff0e-9a88-4500...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com
"Bang those cymbals for me, monkey."

news:f0a9cc9f-5094-4513...@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com
"You're quite bland and trifling."
"Until then, just shut the fuck up."

Water off a duck's back.

Also see evidence under "Show intelligence off the deep end of the bell
curve"; as if he'll get away with weaselling out of his claims.

Be profoundly ignorant
======================
Only profound ignorance could cause him to assert that "all...the world" was
substantially different in meaning to "all over the world".

Persistently refuse to allow themselves to be enlightened
=========================================================
The whole body evidence quoted here should clearly indicate this condition
to have been met.

Demonstrate a gift for false prophecy
=====================================
Not evidenced, yet.

Regularly cite questionable sources of information as 'fact'
============================================================
news:f38d5d12-eccc-43cf...@r66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com

"I am the reliable source."

Hahahaha!

The Looney Maroon Award is given based on the amount of:

childish [YES], lots of laming.
nonsensical [YES], if nonsensical is equivalent to illogical.
funny [YES], there is nothing funnier than a netKo0k asserting himself as a
reliable source of facts.
downright ludicrous behaviour [YES], all ludicrous, imo.

One implicit criterion to deal with, persistence:
"Renli" <oliver....@gmail.com> in
news:5e659f67-4108-4396...@n1g2000prb.googlegroups.com

"...over the years I've come to realize he really believes this idiotic
spew..."

I hereby nominate Travis "Trav" J. McIlvenna as a worthy recipient of the
auspicious alt.usenet.kooks Looney Maroon Award.

Seconds, anyone?

--
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"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
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[trav...@aol.com]

> Oh, bad move. Very bad move.

Oh noooooooo...are you now going to do some kind of geeky usenet thing
that you think anybody gives a fuck about?

> Looney Maroon Award
> ===================
> The Looney Maroon Award is given based on the amount of childish,
> nonsensical, funny and downright ludicrous behaviour exhibited over a
> particular month. It is not meant to award the greatest overall Kook for
> that time, but is meant as a recognition of outstandingly looney behaviour
> by an individual or group, real or anonymous, animate or robotic. Nominees
> from Usenet and beyond are eligible.

The trophy has your name on it.

Trav

[Kadaitcha Man]

<trav...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Wow! Campaigning already, even before it's been seconded.

[trav...@aol.com]

> Wow! Campaigning already, even before it's been seconded.
>
> --

Please stop or you're going to hurt my feelings...

Trav

[Kadaitcha Man]

<trav...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> Wow! Campaigning already, even before it's been seconded.

> Please stop or you're going to hurt my feelings...

Oh? Can you prove that you have feelings?

That's prove as in prove without requiring assumptions.

[trav...@aol.com]

> Oh? Can you prove that you have feelings?
>
> That's prove as in prove without requiring assumptions.

That one flew way over your head, didn't it? Fess up...

Trav

[Kadaitcha Man]

<trav...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> Oh? Can you prove that you have feelings?
>>
>> That's prove as in prove without requiring assumptions.
>
> That one flew way over your head, didn't it? Fess up...

oh hum...