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Ben Redov

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Jul 2, 2007, 5:52:53 PM7/2/07
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BrotherBart

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Jul 2, 2007, 6:02:23 PM7/2/07
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Easier just to drive down to the AT&T store. They have a shitload of them.
And anyway, cats are not clean. They are covered in cat spit.

Pogonip

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Jul 2, 2007, 6:04:13 PM7/2/07
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Unclaimed Mysteries

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Jul 2, 2007, 8:22:51 PM7/2/07
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Ben Redov wrote:
> eBay: http://easyurl.net/iphone_cat
>

But you can only talk to other cats in-network. Otherwise the charges
are ridiculous. No thanks, I'll stick to a species-neutral plan.

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Kurt

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Jul 2, 2007, 9:27:26 PM7/2/07
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In article <PBeii.5915$vG2.551@trnddc02>,
"BrotherBart" <Broth...@donwantnostinkingmail.net> wrote:

> Easier just to drive down to the AT&T store. They have a shitload of them.
> And anyway, cats are not clean. They are covered in cat spit.

Apparently so is the guy selling the phone. Have you seen his ridiculous
ebook auctions? LOL a Girls Gone Wild empresario wannbe.

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2nz

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Jul 3, 2007, 5:50:31 AM7/3/07
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On Jul 2, 4:02 pm, "BrotherBart"

<BrotherB...@donwantnostinkingmail.net> wrote:
> Easier just to drive down to the AT&T store. They have a shitload of them.
> And anyway, cats are not clean. They are covered in cat spit.

Yes. Most of them are fur slugs.

Redneck Geekess

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Jul 2, 2007, 8:45:49 PM7/2/07
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With great wailing and gnashing of teeth, Unclaimed Mysteries screamed:

: Ben Redov wrote:
: : eBay: http://easyurl.net/iphone_cat
: :
:
: But you can only talk to other cats in-network. Otherwise the charges
: are ridiculous. No thanks, I'll stick to a species-neutral plan.

I don't mind the roaming charges, but the territorial marking will get
you every time.
Long time no see, dude! Still in Bama? What group are you hiding in?
<g>

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Unclaimed Mysteries

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Jul 3, 2007, 1:00:13 PM7/3/07
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Redneck Geekess wrote:
> With great wailing and gnashing of teeth, Unclaimed Mysteries screamed:
> : Ben Redov wrote:
> : : eBay: http://easyurl.net/iphone_cat
> : :
> :
> : But you can only talk to other cats in-network. Otherwise the charges
> : are ridiculous. No thanks, I'll stick to a species-neutral plan.
>
> I don't mind the roaming charges, but the territorial marking will get
> you every time.
> Long time no see, dude! Still in Bama? What group are you hiding in?
> <g>
>

alt.slack if you call it a "group." It's more like a cross between "The
Matrix" and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

Sifu SODDI

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Jul 3, 2007, 1:51:53 PM7/3/07
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"Unclaimed Mysteries"
<the_letter_k_and_...@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:

>
> alt.slack if you call it a "group." It's more like a cross between "The
> Matrix" and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

Don't forget "The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T".


Reverend Flipside

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Jul 3, 2007, 3:23:32 PM7/3/07
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It's been years since I've seen that. From wikipedia: "The character of
Bart Collins has been adopted in a UK anti-drugs advert. Promoting the
service "Talk to Frank" - a drugs advice line. He appears in various
locations asking questions such as "what do you use this vase for?"
(about a bong), and "how long are you going to feel like that for?" (to
a girl clearly on a comedown)."

What I wouldn't give to see those ads...

Rev. G.G. Willikers

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Jul 3, 2007, 4:41:57 PM7/3/07
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UH youtube is your friend, no really...

Rev. 11D Meow!

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Jul 4, 2007, 3:54:05 AM7/4/07
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"Rev. G.G. Willikers " <GollyGee...@spamgmail.com> wrote in message
news:Wuyii.2395$rL1....@newssvr19.news.prodigy.net...

Yeppers, that ? Frank kid sure isn't on any of
the SPEED FOR KIDS stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clWPiuDX054

Rev. 11D Meow!

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Jul 4, 2007, 4:04:12 AM7/4/07
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Join In The DUH Crusade Here:
http://talktofrank.com/article.aspx?id=254


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Redneck Geekess

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Jul 4, 2007, 12:41:20 PM7/4/07
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With great wailing and gnashing of teeth, Unclaimed Mysteries screamed:
: Redneck Geekess wrote:
: : With great wailing and gnashing of teeth, Unclaimed Mysteries
: : screamed:
: : : Ben Redov wrote:
: : : : eBay: http://easyurl.net/iphone_cat
: : : :
: : :
: : : But you can only talk to other cats in-network. Otherwise the
: : : charges are ridiculous. No thanks, I'll stick to a
: : : species-neutral plan.
: :
: : I don't mind the roaming charges, but the territorial marking will
: : get you every time.
: : Long time no see, dude! Still in Bama? What group are you hiding
: : in? <g>
: :
:
: alt.slack if you call it a "group." It's more like a cross between
: "The Matrix" and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

Sounds like the 'old' days in a.b.g. : )
I find, however, that as I age I tend to want to hang out in the more
conservative groups.
Not the more sane groups, but still.... <beg>
Hope you're doing well in your endeavours!

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