ART for SALE by STARVING ARTIST

rble...@gmail.com

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May 14, 2013, 10:51:35 PM5/14/13

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<------- ART for SALE, Ebay, HURRY ------->
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Orignal-Surreal-Scenic-Oil-Painting-on-Wood-4-by-3-5-feet-/300901934426?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item460f27255a
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Title: Twilight on The River Bend
Artist: Ryan B. Lee (RBLee)
Medium: Oil on Wood
Size: 4 feet by 3.5 feet

Description:
Twilight on The River Bend.

Twilight on The River Bend;
Time seemed to suspend;
Dusk is Dawn and Dawn is Dusk;
A river flows on a definite course, by its tributary streams which intervene.
What lay way on this River Bend;
Past the hours which will stream?
To the clouds, figures come and flicker in a blaze;
They are of imagery. . .
. . . . . . . . .
This painting is a surreal depicting of one of my Grandfather's photography. The photography is of the Connecticut River in Enfield during twilight time.

ORIGINAL ART, BUY IT NOW : http://www.ebay.com/itm/Orignal-Surreal-Scenic-Oil-Painting-on-Wood-4-by-3-5-feet-/300901934426?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item460f27255a

Check out Facebook Page, Show Case some of my other artworks:https://www.facebook.com/ArtCommissionMe

Buy print and poster of my works go here, http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/6-ryan-lee.html

Commission/Customize Art, WILL DO, pricing is negotiable.

Jason Burke

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May 14, 2013, 11:12:51 PM5/14/13

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How about $20?

PeterD

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May 15, 2013, 6:38:51 AM5/15/13

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On 5/14/2013 11:12 PM, Jason Burke wrote:
>> Commission/Customize Art, WILL DO, pricing is negotiable.
>>
>
> How about $20?

Naw too high, the best I can go is $10.

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Craig 'Lumpy' Lemke

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May 15, 2013, 12:08:08 PM5/15/13

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PeterD wrote:
> ...the best I can go is $10.

Is that currency you obtained from Frank Provasek?

Lumpy

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Sure. Which country would you like?

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PeterD

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May 15, 2013, 1:24:18 PM5/15/13

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On 5/15/2013 12:08 PM, Craig 'Lumpy' Lemke wrote:
> PeterD wrote:
>> ...the best I can go is $10.
>
> Is that currency you obtained from Frank Provasek?
>
>

...The best I can go with Provasek money is $1.13.

The Lurker At The Threshold

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May 15, 2013, 4:09:15 PM5/15/13

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PeterD wrote:
>> ...the best I can go is $10.

Lump wrote:
>Is that currency you obtained from Frank Provasek?

Great, now we'll have Frank here whining about a vast Usenet conspiracy to
sabotage his eBay auctions, put him out of business, and run over his dog.

Craig 'Lumpy' Lemke

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May 15, 2013, 5:23:38 PM5/15/13

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The Lurker At The Threshold wrote:

> Great, now we'll have Frank here whining about a vast Usenet
> conspiracy to sabotage his eBay auctions, put him out of business,
> and run over his dog.

Frank Provasek has been suspended from eBay (again).
The suspension started before this thread. But you're
right, he'll probably still come here and whine about
how it's all our fault.

He doesn't have a dog. He has a gerbil.

The Lurker At The Threshold

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May 15, 2013, 8:38:32 PM5/15/13

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Lump:

>He doesn't have a dog. He has a gerbil.

I think he has a dog.
At least there a picture of him with a dog in the auction he had for some movie
lobby art that he dumpster dived for and attempted to sell for big bucks.
The bonus for the auction is that it was "local pick up only", so the lucky
winner got to meet Frank in person!

Craig 'Lumpy' Lemke

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May 15, 2013, 9:32:15 PM5/15/13

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The Lurker At The Threshold wrote:

> Lump:
>
> > He doesn't have a dog. He has a gerbil.
>
> I think he has a dog.
> At least there a picture of him with a dog in the auction he had for
> some movie lobby art that he dumpster dived for and attempted to sell
> for big bucks.

I think that wasn't a dog. It was BrickBoy.
He looks a lot like a dog, especially from the ass end.
That's the end Frank Provasek enjoys.

The Lurker At The Threshold

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May 16, 2013, 10:20:23 AM5/16/13

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Lump:

>He looks a lot like a dog, especially from the ass end.
>That's the end Frank Provasek enjoys.

Q: Why didn't the dog licks his balls?
A: Cause Frank beat him to it.

The Lurker At The Threshold

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May 16, 2013, 12:56:11 PM5/16/13

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"The Lurker At The Threshold" wrote in message
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>Q: Why didn't the dog licks his balls?
>A: Cause Frank beat him to it.

I forgot to add: bwaa ha ha ha ha

The Lurker At The Threshold

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May 17, 2013, 3:05:40 PM5/17/13

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Lump:

>That's the end Frank Provasek enjoys.

If my dog had a face like Frank's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk
backwards.

Jason Burke

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May 17, 2013, 10:19:27 PM5/17/13

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Or, Bob, why don't you try Option B:

Do a better job at your next suicide try.

The Lurker At The Threshold

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May 18, 2013, 12:57:21 PM5/18/13

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Psst - wanna buy some coins little boy?