Re: Where's Sponge Bob?
Kimberly Lopez
"Steve" <fa29...@aol.comSFBAY> wrote in message
news:20041202120254...@mb-m28.aol.com...
> Some jerks are stealing Sponge Bob Inflatable dolls from Burger King
> rooftops.
> I wonder if they're listed on Ebay yet.
They stole the one on Garth Rd in Baytown, TX too. They've got a new one
put up already, I wonder if anyone will be dumb enough to steal another one
from the same location?
Kimberly
Caroball
>From: fa29...@aol.comSFBAY (Steve)
>Date: 12/2/2004 11:02 A.M. Central Standard Time
>Message-id: <20041202120254...@mb-m28.aol.com>
>
>Some jerks are stealing Sponge Bob Inflatable dolls from Burger King
>rooftops.
>I wonder if they're listed on Ebay yet.
Looks like a case for Law & Order and CSI combined with the FBI
Everybody wants a SB doll on their roof
Caroball
>the cops will know where you got it.
You think there will be a nation wide APB out on old Bob????
Caroball
>If it wasn't for the sponges holding all that water, sea levels
>worldwide would raise by 43 feet.
>
>--
>Many thanks,
>
>Don Lancaster
that would take care of S Calif - is Arz safe???
Peter Shuffle
> Actually, I have my own line of rooftop
> inflatables. The first in the series is
> a loveable character, dressed like a
> waiter, named "Mark D. Meaner".
Could you do a Monsieur Creosote?
Moo
"Bob Niland" <emai...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:opsid4xr...@news.individual.net...
>> Steve <fa29...@aol.comSFBAY> wrote:
>
>> .. stealing Sponge Bob Inflatable dolls from Burger King rooftops. I
>
> This stuff is just so hard to find :-)
>
> <http://search.ebay.com/ws/search/AdvSearch?sofindtype=1>
> ["Sponge Bob Inflatable large"]
> [*] Search title and description
>
> Is this one?
> <http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5938585305>
>
> I'd think the BK lawyers would have 'bots out looking
> to see what bobs up on eBay.
>
> --
> Regards, Bob Niland mailto:na...@ispname.tld
> http://www.access-one.com/rjn email4rjn AT yahoo DOT com
> NOT speaking for any employer, client or Internet Service Provider.
Eh? "THIS ITEM IS VERY HEAVY AND WILL BE KIND OF SALTY TO SHIP"
Don Lancaster
Hey, don't knock sponges.
If it wasn't for the sponges holding all that water, sea levels
worldwide would raise by 43 feet.
--
Many thanks,
Don Lancaster
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
voice: (928)428-4073 email: d...@tinaja.com
Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com
JC Dill
>LOL....who the heck wants that thing?
sloarpasencore , clem1996 , bjacksonga , tonia321, philoujib , pal132,
fs454_2 all do, to varying degrees.
jc
BrotherBart
up,
>the cops will know where you got it.
Reminds me of a stunt we pulled in college. A local steak house had a huge,
something like fifteen feet high and twenty-five feet long, fiberglass bull
on a trailer out front. One Saturday night we hooked up to it and pulled it
up in a friend's front yard.
He was awakened the next morning by the cops ringing his doorbell. The first
thing he heard when he opened the door was "It that your bull?"
Steve
Steve
Lumpy
> I was going to search for these things
> on Ebay, but I'm sure
> Lumpy has one listed.
Actually, I have my own line of rooftop
inflatables. The first in the series is
a loveable character, dressed like a
waiter, named "Mark D. Meaner".
Lumpy
--
In Your Ears for 40 Years
http://www.lumpymusic.com
Bob Niland
> .. stealing Sponge Bob Inflatable dolls from Burger King rooftops. I
> wonder if they're listed on Ebay yet.
No wonder nothing sells on eBay.
Steve
>From: caro...@aol.comjunkfree (Caroball)
>Date: 12/2/04 9:24 AM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <20041202122422...@mb-m15.aol.com>
>
>>Subject: Where's Sponge Bob?
>>From: fa29...@aol.comSFBAY (Steve)
>>Date: 12/2/2004 11:02 A.M. Central Standard Time
>>Message-id: <20041202120254...@mb-m28.aol.com>
>>
>>Some jerks are stealing Sponge Bob Inflatable dolls from Burger King
>>rooftops.
>>I wonder if they're listed on Ebay yet.
>
>Looks like a case for Law & Order and CSI combined with the FBI
>
>
I was going to search for these things on Ebay, but I'm sure Lumpy has one
listed.
What are you going to do with a giant Sponge Bob? As soon as you put it up,
Steve
>From: caro...@aol.comjunkfree (Caroball)
>Message-id: <20041202141859...@mb-m28.aol.com>
>
>>What are you going to do with a giant Sponge Bob? As soon as you put it up,
>>the cops will know where you got it.
>
>You think there will be a nation wide APB out on old Bob????
>
>
Around here, the Doggy Diners shutdown and some guy bought up 3 of the old
Doggy Heads. He put them on a flatbed trailer and tows them around the SF Bay
Area. He tried to park it in a yard in Alameda,CA. But neighbors complained
because everytime they looked out the window, there was a 10' high Doggy Head
looking at them.
Steve
>Date: 12/2/04 11:06 AM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <5tpuq0piri9hiikcn...@4ax.com>
PeeWee Herman wants one for a boyfriend
Steve
>Date: 12/3/04 8:55 AM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <20041203115522...@mb-m11.aol.com>
Also, EBay came on local news and said that if Ebay discovers that an item is
stolen, the listing is pulled.
mj
Steve wrote:
>Some jerks are stealing Sponge Bob Inflatable dolls from Burger King rooftops.
>I wonder if they're listed on Ebay yet.
>
SpongeReward
http://money.cnn.com/2004/12/03/news/midcaps/spongebob_reward/index.htm
Jttsonlygirl31
All of this sounds like self-made publicity.
Anything to compete with McDonalds.
Jttsonlygirl31
><http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5938585305>
OMG! Does Spongebob have that huge of a penis in front or am I just seeing
things?
Lumpy
mj
Lumpy wrote:
>Jttsonlygirl31 wrote:
> <http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5938585305>
>
>
>>OMG! Does Spongebob have that huge of a
>>penis in front or am I just seeing things?
>>
>>
>
>Define huge.
>
>Lumpy
>--
>
>
Define Lumpy.
mj
Jttsonlygirl31 wrote:
He's just happy to see you.
Bertha
something like:
>>>OMG! Does Spongebob have that huge of a
>>>penis in front or am I just seeing things?
>>
>>Define huge.
>>
> Define Lumpy.
Spongebob has a huge lumpy penis?!
-Bertha
--
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
mj
Bertha wrote:
>On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 08:09:52 -0500, mj <jvr...@cox.net> muttered
>something like:
>
>
>
>>>>OMG! Does Spongebob have that huge of a
>>>>penis in front or am I just seeing things?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Define huge.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>Define Lumpy.
>>
>>
>
>Spongebob has a huge lumpy penis?!
>
>
>
Define has.
Steve
>Date: 12/4/04 5:10 AM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <FGisd.229$Sp3.116@lakeread01>
Buy him, take him home. Have dinner together......watch a movie.
Bob Niland
>>> Define Lumpy.
> Define has.
Define define.
Andrew Heenan
Define
mj
Steve wrote:
Can we have a cigarette afterwards?
mj
Andrew Heenan wrote:
Fine.
Bertha
something like:
>>>>>OMG! Does Spongebob have that huge of a
>>>>>penis in front or am I just seeing things?
>>>>>
>>>>Define huge.
>>>>
>>>Define Lumpy.
>>
>>Spongebob has a huge lumpy penis?!
>>
> Define has.
My brane herts.
-Bertha
--
"One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual
responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your
problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his
picture turns up on your driver's license." -- P.J. O'Rourke
mj
Bertha wrote:
>On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 10:39:47 -0500, mj <jvr...@cox.net> muttered
>something like:
>
>
>
>>>>>>OMG! Does Spongebob have that huge of a
>>>>>>penis in front or am I just seeing things?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>Define huge.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>Define Lumpy.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Spongebob has a huge lumpy penis?!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>Define has.
>>
>>
>
>My brane herts.
>
>
>
Probably not as much as Spongebob - he's been that huge for weeks.
BrotherBart
>My brane herts.
The greatest Monty Python bit ever!
Jttsonlygirl31
things? >
>>>>> Define huge.
Define penis.
I've never had the fortunate pleasure of ever having one.
Now ya see why I'm such a bi*ch.
But a Lumpy one sounds like it just might do the trick.
;)
BrotherBart
Not according to John Bobbitt
Lumpy
> Define penis.
> I've never had the fortunate pleasure of ever having one.
Buy one on eBay -
http://search.ebay.com/penis_W0QQfromZR40QQsojsZ1
Lumpy
>
Jttsonlygirl31 wrote:
> > > Define penis.
> > > I've never had the fortunate pleasure of ever having one.
Lumpy wrote:
> > Buy one on eBay -
http://search.ebay.com/penis_W0QQfromZR40QQsojsZ1
LPV wrote:
> ...I've decided to take the "hands on" approach. However, I
> can't decide which item to buy. Should I go with the Turbo 2000,
> the E-Z Pump or the Penimaster?
Is there one with free shipping?
LPV
> > Define penis.
> > I've never had the fortunate pleasure of ever having one.
Lumpy wrote:
> Buy one on eBay -
>
> http://search.ebay.com/penis_W0QQfromZR40QQsojsZ1
I don't think the pills will work. I bought the pills in the email ads, but
instead of adding 3 inches to my penis, all I got was a sore throat from
swallowing all those pills.
So, I've decided to take the "hands on" approach. However, I can't decide
which item to buy. Should I go with the Turbo 2000, the E-Z Pump or the
Penimaster?
Loren
mj
LPV wrote:
>Jttsonlygirl31 wrote:
>
>
>
>>>Define penis.
>>>I've never had the fortunate pleasure of ever having one.
>>>
>>>
>
>
>Lumpy wrote:
>
>
>
>>Buy one on eBay -
>>
>>http://search.ebay.com/penis_W0QQfromZR40QQsojsZ1
>>
>>
>
>
>I don't think the pills will work. I bought the pills in the email ads, but
>instead of adding 3 inches to my penis, all I got was a sore throat from
>swallowing all those pills.
>
>
>
All I ever get are ads to add 3 inches to my pen's. Now if they could
grow my pencils, they'd have something.
Richard Hunter
(Jttsonlygirl31) coughed and sputtered, and managed to choke out
these words:
http://bmeworld.com/myneedle/spongebob.jpg
david
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(ebay sales)
http://shops.half.com/derbarbier
ten tod labolgcbs ta reibrabred
Richard Hunter
(Jttsonlygirl31) coughed and sputtered, and managed to choke out
these words:
>>>>>OMG! Does Spongebob have that huge of a penis in front or am I just seeing
how 'bout one like this: http://bmeworld.com/myneedle/topdick.jpg
Richard Hunter
<com...@indenter.com> coughed and sputtered, and managed to choke
out these words:
>Actually, he's a shining testimonial to the fact... How many
>swords could you cut in half, throw half away... and have someone
>find it and be able to attach it back and have it grow in such a
>way that it is at least as functional as the original sword?
remember that he then did a pr0n movie called "Uncut" or
something equally stupid.
Kimberly Murphy-Smith
Stewart Vernon <com...@indenter.com> wrote:
> Another example in grammar and punctuation that can change the
> meaning of a phrase...
>
> The pen is mightier than the sword.
>
> The penis, mightier than the sword.
[SeanConneryOnSNLCelebrityJeopardy]
Good God, man, you're sitting on a gold mine!
[/SeanConneryOnSNLCelebrityJeopardy]
--
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Richard Hunter
<lvetterREM...@isd.net> coughed and sputtered, and
managed to choke out these words:
>So, I've decided to take the "hands on" approach. However, I can't decide
>which item to buy. Should I go with the Turbo 2000, the E-Z Pump or the
>Penimaster?
i have a gently used pump that i could sell you. 8D it's the
top of the line model. it's the one that Dr. Joel Kaplan pushes.
here's an example (and i am NOT suggesting that you buy from this
ebayer, nor do i represent them):
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5539321504
LPV
> > ...I've decided to take the "hands on" approach. However, I
> > can't decide which item to buy. Should I go with the Turbo 2000,
> > the E-Z Pump or the Penimaster?
Lumpy wrote:
> Is there one with free shipping?
Well, I'm not as concerned about free shipping as I am with free slipping.
Loren
LPV
> >So, I've decided to take the "hands on" approach. However, I can't decide
> >which item to buy. Should I go with the Turbo 2000, the E-Z Pump or the
> >Penimaster?
Richard Hunter wrote:
> i have a gently used pump that i could sell you. 8D it's the
> top of the line model.
Thanks for the heads-up. I'm glad to know it's been gently used. I
definitely don't want to buy a used pump that's been manhandled.
Loren
R. Totale
<returnt...@ddressunknown.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 11:10:05 -0600, "LPV"
><lvetterREM...@isd.net> coughed and sputtered, and
>managed to choke out these words:
>
>>So, I've decided to take the "hands on" approach. However, I can't decide
>>which item to buy. Should I go with the Turbo 2000, the E-Z Pump or the
>>Penimaster?
>
>i have a gently used pump that i could sell you. 8D it's the
>top of the line model. it's the one that Dr. Joel Kaplan pushes.
2.0" x 9" Cylinder? Sorry, I'm going to need the man-sized model.
Rita Ä Berkowitz
>
> 2.0" x 9" Cylinder? Sorry, I'm going to need the man-sized model.
You can always borrow a Shop-Vac.