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zonker25 (zonker25) wrote in 150interests,
@ 2007-05-24 14:52:00
End the war -- fatten up a soldier today!
What we can all do to end the war is support a soldier boy or girl in
getting too plump to any longer be fit enough for the service.
If you know someone who is in the service, once they get back in the
states, or before they get a chance to go to Iraq again, make it your
private mission to cook for them and feed them, fatten them up a
little. Our husbands, our wives, parents, kids, friends and lovers do
not deserve to die in a meaningless war.
Let's help them get nice and plump, so they can stay safe here at
home. Make love, not war.
Make love handles, not war.
Already, the armed forces are having a difficult time recruiting, but
if we can fatten up those who might wish to sign up, we can put an end
to this useless war... Or at least, we can end the war for those we
love – those we personally know who deserve to grow old and fat and
have kids and grandkids instead of dying for nothing.
The Congress and the politicians and the generals are going to let
this disaster drag on and on. It's our duty as citizens to take
action.
This Memorial Day weekend, invite your loved ones in the service to a
barbecue which will help pack on the pounds. Make some pies, and
little American flags all over them. And keep on cooking and baking
them all kinds of goodies....
We can end this war if we all bake and cook and eat together. Love
each other, take care of each other, spoil your friends, feed them
well. Potbellies, love handles, fat rolls, thunder thighs will be our
weapons. And we will not be defeated.
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Link to 2005 MSNBC article on obesity's effect on armed forces:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8423112/
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This Memorial Day weekend . . .
Make love handles, not war!!
NOTE: I hope no one thinks this call to action is just a trivial or
silly exercise. Sure, it's kind of funny, but you know what? We
citizens are so powerless, we need to find some way to end this crazy
war. I realize some may think this war is right, and that's okay.
Disagree with me. That's what America is all about.
However, I hope you don't disagree about the following:
For all our carefree society's crassness, commercialism, callousness,
Memorial Day shouldn't just be a clothing sale and a picnic in the
park. I'm reminding myself this weekend of all who will never return
to our homes, our picnics, to our beds, to our family tables. All
those from every war who never got back home.
And I pray for all those who miss them in so many ways. And I'm
praying for those who are still here at home, waiting, yearning for
loved ones' safe return. The fates cannot bring them home fast
enough . . .
This weekend isn't just about politics -- much more important than
those little arguments. Whether you support this war or not, I am sure
you feel the same about the swift return of those who deserve to
return well and whole, so that we may all become well and whole
again.
Have a great weekend!
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