The King is Dead
Mitchell Leary
Last week it was my idol Carradine. It happens in three's. Will.I.Am
should have finished off that delicate flower Perez Hilton after he
punche his lights out.
-Leary-
Eric Haddix
I was anxiously awaiting your comment on this Mitch. I've been loving
the day knowing the children of the world are quite a bit safer today
than they were yesterday. Though I'm capitalizing on it..I got 3 iron-on
transfers of MJ's from the Billie Jean era in a wholesale deal that I'm
now letting go for $50 each. People were calling me opportunistic until
others started listing theirs for $120-150 each...
Farrah was the biggest loss...I still lusted after her as of her last
Playboy pictorial.
Al Hastings
His final words? "Take me to a children's hospital!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-A
Mitchell Leary
that Farrah Fawcett Playboy centerfold I'd have an armored car full of
change.
This Michael Jackson thing is going to make Elvis' death look like a
cake walk.
The way I read it (between the lines), Michael and Elvis both died of
the same thing, cardiac arrest brought on from drug use.
..and yes, I know what you're all thinking. I actually didn't miss all
of my med school classes.
-Leary-
Ray Haddad
Leary) wrote:
> It happens in three's.
Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson make three.
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Ray
Mitchell Leary
there when he tells him what a circus the Tonite Show has become. Leno
was bad, Conan is an abomination.
Al Hastings
Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. THe
bartender says, "wow, it's really dead in here..."
Mitchell Leary
doctor ran out of Jackson's house so fast he didn't even take his car,
which has now been impounded as evidence. I predict at minumum,
manslaughter charges and maybe even a charge of 2nd degree murder. And
his medical license is will of course do its own vanishing act (there,
I'm on topic).
Every movie star has his "Dr. Feelgood" as the DEA calls them. There's
no need to buy drugs on the street, just look up "pain management" in
the phone book. You, too, can be hooked on Oxycontin within the week.
I could tell you how to fake x-rays for proof you're hurt, but I don't
want to give any trade secrets away.
-Leary-
Will Tingle
Leary <Mitchel...@webtv.net> writes
>Nothing screams guilt quite like fleeing the scene of the crime. That
>doctor ran out of Jackson's house so fast he didn't even take his car,
>which has now been impounded as evidence.
His doctor fled because he's part of the conspiracy - Jackson isn't
really dead - he's been hidden away in a children's ward where he's said
to be having a stroke...
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Will Tingle
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Mitchell Leary
conspiracy. We should start having Jacko sightings directly.
I had a hamburger with Big E one night in Denny's back in '87 (Elvis
prefers to be called Big E now). He was a long haul trucker back then,
but was completely unrecognizable because he grew his sideburns _behind_
his ears.
I heard he is now an Elvis impersonator at one of the indian
casinos...it's the perfect cover. Look for those sideburns.
-Leary-
Will Tingle
Leary <Mitchel...@webtv.net> writes
>Far out, the conspiracies are beginning already, and I loves a good
>conspiracy. We should start having Jacko sightings directly.
go back and read my post again Mitch...
Mitchell Leary
live interview with Michael tonight on the Art Bell show. I'm sure
he'll be a recurring guest.
Al Hastings
I think Mitch is right when he says this is going to be bigger than
elvis..MJ has 100 unreleased songs that was written just for his
kids..or until the bond holders get ahold of them. There is also one
news article comming out that also says one of his care givers is
comming forward stating that they on occasion "had to pump his
stomache" from time to time.
in other news...say it aint so, billy mays...
Take note bill page, this maybe the rapture!
I also heard since MJ was mostly made out of plastic, they are going
to melt him down into lego blocks so kids can play with him one last
time...
-A
Eric Haddix
> I also heard since MJ was mostly made out of plastic, they are going
> to melt him down into lego blocks so kids can play with him one last
> time...
>
> -A
I heard that they were gonna mold him into a slide so that kids could
keep going down on him forever.
In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into
plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
Michael Jackson�s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors
told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours
of this morning!
I think I lost one of my friends over telling these jokes because he
thinks that everyone should respect every dead person, a belief that he
practices selectively and probably only for MJ. Of course I couldn't
give a rat's ass...
Mitchell Leary
no hair just peach fuzz, needle marks all over his body, skin and bones,
scars covered his face from plastic surgery, the bridge of his nose had
completely collapsed, no food in his stomach just pills, knees and shins
black and blue for some reason, several broken ribs from the doctor and
paramedics pumping on his chest, 4 needle marks over his heart from
adrenaline injecctions (remember Pulp Fiction and that huge needle).
If he made that Thriller video today he wouldn't need any make-up.
Mitchell Leary
dead at 50. He's that big burly guy with the jet black beard. He was
on Conan just two days ago. Too many Oxy-clean fumes I guess.
Eric Haddix
They say that deaths happen in three's...leave it to Billy Mays to throw
in one for free.
rincewind
Technically, it's been five so far; Carradine, Michael, Farrah, Ed
McMahon and Billy Mayes.
rincewind
That was one of the plot points of Bubba Ho-Tep where an Elvis
impersonator in a nursing home, tries to convince everyone that he
actually IS Elvis and just changed places with this guy for the fun of
it!