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Description: Another whingy alt group.
 

blind man 
  A convent was going to receive a visit by the Pope, so the mother superior wanted to get the place spruced up. She assigned two nuns to repaint the guest bedroom. "Do a good job," she ordered, "and don't get any paint on your habits." The nuns decided that the best way to not get paint on their clothes was to... more »
By Gus  - May 21 - 3 new of 3 messages    

OK 
  Why does God hate Oklahoma so much? Is it because of homosexuals?
By Gus  - May 21 - 3 new of 3 messages    

Don't you hate it when 
  A shit gets stuck halfway... There has got to be a better, more efficient way to crap. Maybe in the future, people won't shit and use toilet paper. You never see them have to in Star Trek. Hell, they don't even seem to have bathrooms in the future!
By Gus  - May 20 - 5 new of 5 messages    

Break on Through 
  (to the other side) You think Ray made it? [link]
By Gus  - May 20 - 1 new of 1 message    

i only watch the first few minutes of Ellen -- 
  i like Ellen but i only watch the first few minutes of her show -- mainly to see if she makes or muffs her mint shot or not ... that's when she grabs and throws up a mint and catches it in her mouth and shows off whether she caught it or not ... I gotta hand it to her, it's a bold Gesture at the top of the Show ..... more »
By b o z o  - May 20 - 1 new of 1 message    

Chocolate Jesus 
  I really don't get why any non-white person would be a Christian, especially in this day and age. Especially, black people. Why would you adopt the religion of people that enslaved your past generations? I could see back when you were slaves to maybe placate or mollify conditions by accepting... more »
By Gus  - May 20 - 7 new of 7 messages    

Got a Potbelly, Wear 50s, Need Suspenders? Ever race your pants to the front door and straddle down the hall with your feet wide apart just to keep your pants Up? 
  Ever fumble for your keys on a giant janitor ring with everything on it but a handgun? Ever walk with your arms full of groceries, newspapers, magazines and loose mail and feel your belt loosen and pants drop? Ever make it to the front door without asking somebody to please pull up your pants? And to recover your dignity as you squeeze... more »
By b o z o  - May 20 - 2 new of 2 messages    

everytime i walk by the door it's ... 
  motherfuckin this and motherfuck'n that ... and it was a lady too -bdn-
By b o z o  - May 20 - 3 new of 3 messages    

A Tale Of Murder And Injustice 
  On the morning of Aug. 13, 1986, Morton was getting ready for work as head of the pharmacy department at a nearby Safeway in Austin. He closed the door to his home, blissfully unaware that the next time he saw his wife of seven years she would be in a coffin. Morton had nine hours of his normal life... more »
By Gus  - May 19 - 9 new of 9 messages    

Fucking Retard = Charlotte Blackmer's creepy crawler stalker 
  ... reading all these Fucking Retard replies is like watching Wheel & Jeopardy rolled into the same show, but without vowels or consonants, the only language is ASL, and the wheel hasn't been invented yet -bdn-
By b o z o  - May 19 - 2 new of 2 messages    

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