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somebody
May 25, 2012, 1:53:53 AM5/25/12
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Girl at work I barely know says to me this evening: I think we are
going to be best friends.
Wtf. I barely know her. And she does not seem like someone I would
hang out with... Though she did say my car was cute. And week later
that it's sexy. A little while later told the manager his car is
girly. Though I would trade my car for his in a heartbeat. Mine is
18 years old of sexy. His is a year or two old. And I don't think it
looks girly.
Ben says all cars are girls... They constantly want attention and
money. No matter how much you give them, they always want more.
going to be best friends.
Wtf. I barely know her. And she does not seem like someone I would
hang out with... Though she did say my car was cute. And week later
that it's sexy. A little while later told the manager his car is
girly. Though I would trade my car for his in a heartbeat. Mine is
18 years old of sexy. His is a year or two old. And I don't think it
looks girly.
Ben says all cars are girls... They constantly want attention and
money. No matter how much you give them, they always want more.
OllieN...@aol.com
May 25, 2012, 7:16:05 PM5/25/12
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claim sexual harrasment.
Tommy Joe
May 25, 2012, 10:07:47 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 7:16 pm, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:
> His she ugly? she wants to fuck. You better do it too or she will
> claim sexual harrasment.
Or worse, accuse him of being gay.
> His she ugly? she wants to fuck. You better do it too or she will
> claim sexual harrasment.
TJ
somebody
May 26, 2012, 12:21:37 AM5/26/12
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somebody
May 26, 2012, 12:22:28 AM5/26/12
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Tommy Joe
May 26, 2012, 6:13:41 AM5/26/12
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Women are that way, you know - if you don't want to screw them they
think you're gay. Or they pretend you are to soften the blow to their
egos that any straight guy would have the audacity to not get a hard-
on on command. Maybe I am gay. Don't worry though, sexually I don't
like men. People think gays and other kinky types are way out. Not
compared to someone who gets a hard-on looking at a spider or
cockroach. That is one bit of weirdness I would have trouble
understanding. But I wouldn't doubt that somewhere in this world of 7
billion people, surely there is at least one who has a sexual thing
for bugs.
TJ
think you're gay. Or they pretend you are to soften the blow to their
egos that any straight guy would have the audacity to not get a hard-
on on command. Maybe I am gay. Don't worry though, sexually I don't
like men. People think gays and other kinky types are way out. Not
compared to someone who gets a hard-on looking at a spider or
cockroach. That is one bit of weirdness I would have trouble
understanding. But I wouldn't doubt that somewhere in this world of 7
billion people, surely there is at least one who has a sexual thing
for bugs.
TJ
OllieN...@aol.com
May 26, 2012, 7:00:38 PM5/26/12
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those people who are into masturbating on insects.
somebody
May 26, 2012, 8:33:14 PM5/26/12
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fucker... Same goes for the Road Runner.
Tommy Joe
May 26, 2012, 8:44:54 PM5/26/12
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> Bugs are a big turn on for many. Bugs Bunny was a sexual innuedo for
> those people who are into masturbating on insects.
Bugs Bunny was sexually attractive, no doubt about it. Never
> those people who are into masturbating on insects.
saw the insect connection though. How about Bugsy Seigal or Bugs
Moran, what were the hidden meanings of those nicknames? Is it that
when they whacked people, or had them whacked, the victims wound up
underground or in deserted lots to be devoured by swarming insects.
How about Snake Pliskin?
TJ
Tommy Joe
May 26, 2012, 8:46:39 PM5/26/12
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On May 26, 8:33 pm, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I hate Bugs Bunny. I was always hoping Fudd would shoot that
> fucker... Same goes for the Road Runner.
Bugs was one of my favorites. The animation was better in those
> I hate Bugs Bunny. I was always hoping Fudd would shoot that
> fucker... Same goes for the Road Runner.
days. Probably cost too much money, but I'd love to see the animation
of yesterday paired with the uncensored writing of today. I can't get
into South Park and The Simpsons and those other shows because the
animation sucks so bad that even if the writing is good it can't
overcome it, not for me anyway.
TJ
OllieN...@aol.com
May 27, 2012, 8:43:04 PM5/27/12
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awhile. I liked the coyote. He was the one I could relate to. As
for Bugs he was cool.
Tommy Joe
May 27, 2012, 10:36:58 PM5/27/12
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On May 27, 8:43 pm, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:
> I think I would have liked to see the road runner get wacked once in
> awhile. I liked the coyote. He was the one I could relate to. As
> for Bugs he was cool.
I like the way they had bugs sing on occasion or front an
> I think I would have liked to see the road runner get wacked once in
> awhile. I liked the coyote. He was the one I could relate to. As
> for Bugs he was cool.
orchestra. One episode that sticks out for me is one where Bugs and
Fudd wound up on an island about 12 by 12 feet surrounded by water.
They're both starving. Bugs looks at Fudd and sees a carrot. Fudd
looks at Bugs and sees a rabbit roast. They actually turn into those
things as they begin to chase each other round and round till it
becomes a whirling blur and the episode ends. Bugs was an instigator
with a cool demeanor, I liked the character, more human than many of
the animal cartoon characters of that or any time.
TJ
somebody
May 28, 2012, 12:13:52 AM5/28/12
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Tommy Joe
May 29, 2012, 3:53:44 AM5/29/12
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On May 28, 12:13 am, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I remember that one... I liked the Barber of Seville one.
There was one with a similar ending that I saw in an old Laurel and
> I remember that one... I liked the Barber of Seville one.
Hardy short where the boys wound up in the wrong house and mistakenly
went to sleep in bed with a woman in it. Her husband appears at the
door with a murderous look on his face. He advances forward with a
huge axe as Ollie and Stan get out of the bed and begin tor race round
and round it with the axe wielder right behind them as the screen goes
dark and all we hear is Ollie and Stan going "Whoooo, whoooooo,
whooooooooo" with a few screams tossed in. They way the screen went
black was similar to the Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd food episode. I also
liked the one on Seinfeld when Newman's mail truck burst into flames
and he started screaming and the film stopped and went to just a
single unmoving frame of Newman's howling face with his screams dubbed
in. I like those kinds of things, where the sound goes on but the
visual is stopped. It's like when you're dead and you don't move, but
deep inside your head you're screaming - so when they show your
unmoving face in that confined space all we hear is loud screaming
coming from your motionless lips. I like that, it's almost always
funny.
TJ
OllieN...@aol.com
May 30, 2012, 3:47:11 PM5/30/12
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Stanley Lipsoshwitz and Olive Hardy was Marvin Hoffberg.
Now you know the rest of the story.
Tommy Joe
May 31, 2012, 1:56:04 AM5/31/12
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On May 30, 3:47 pm, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:
> Laurel and Hardy were Borschtbelt comics. Stan Laurel was really
> Stanley Lipsoshwitz and Olive Hardy was Marvin Hoffberg.
>
> Now you know the rest of the story.
Ollie was from South Carolina I believe. Doesn't mean they don't
> Laurel and Hardy were Borschtbelt comics. Stan Laurel was really
> Stanley Lipsoshwitz and Olive Hardy was Marvin Hoffberg.
>
> Now you know the rest of the story.
have hebes in SC but it does challenge the kike claim. From what I
hear, Stan Laurel had the biggest dick in Hollywood. Harpo Marx was a
close second, and many swear if he hadn't been circumcised he might
have beat out the wiry english comic.
TJ
OllieN...@aol.com
May 31, 2012, 9:09:33 AM5/31/12
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dick.
Tommy Joe
Jun 1, 2012, 12:47:54 AM6/1/12
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On May 31, 9:09 am, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:
> I always say it is better to have the biggest dick than be the biggest
> dick.
Being both would be cool. But maybe having a really big dick makes
> I always say it is better to have the biggest dick than be the biggest
> dick.
it almost impossible for that person to be a big dick himself. On the
other hand, living one's entire life with your huge dick being the
center of your universe, the thing around which everything in your
life revolves - and then later becoming totally impotent while
retaining the large dick even in it's perpetual flaccid state, surely
that would be hard to take and could in fact become grounds for
committing suicide.
TJ
OllieN...@aol.com
Jun 1, 2012, 8:23:24 AM6/1/12
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alone jacking off whoile guys with small ones will have a nice looking
woman they are banging. Now why is that?
I tend to like to believe woman don't like large cocks. What say you?
Tommy Joe
Jun 2, 2012, 1:40:15 AM6/2/12
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On Jun 1, 8:23 am, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:
> On the adult sex web cam sites the guys with huge cocks are always
> alone jacking off whoile guys with small ones will have a nice looking
> woman they are banging. Now why is that?
>
> I tend to like to believe woman don't like large cocks. What say you?
I think a good 7 incher like the one I used to use would be
> On the adult sex web cam sites the guys with huge cocks are always
> alone jacking off whoile guys with small ones will have a nice looking
> woman they are banging. Now why is that?
>
> I tend to like to believe woman don't like large cocks. What say you?
ideal. I can see the women preferring the average sized bone to the
massive one - especially the massive ones that require so much blood
to get hard that they spend a lot of time in the flaccid box - but I
have to admit I find it hard to understand how a woman could not
possibly enjoy the at least the sight and feel of a massive boner. I
also suspect that if women really do prefer playing with the smaller
bone it's because it brings back memories of the days when they'd play
with the dicks of their male children, and without even the slightest
fear of getting a child molestation beef in the process.
TJ
somebody
Jun 2, 2012, 7:56:03 AM6/2/12
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appreciative. No one like a lame, disinterested, bored fuck.
Tommy Joe
Jun 4, 2012, 1:12:09 AM6/4/12
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On Jun 2, 7:56 am, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> maybe it's like screwing a woman with itty bitty titties. More
> appreciative. No one like a lame, disinterested, bored fuck.
Unless it's an ultra snooty type whose rejection is a turn on. I
> maybe it's like screwing a woman with itty bitty titties. More
> appreciative. No one like a lame, disinterested, bored fuck.
used to give head to a girl I lived with who would watch tv while I
did it. One time a female friend of hers walked in as I was on my
knees between my girlfriends legs. As I raised my head to see who it
was, my girlfriend raised her hand and pointed her finger downward and
ordered me to "get back on it." It was quite a turn on being told
what to do by her in front of another woman. Nothing came of it with
the other one in case you were going to ask. But anyway, sure, who
likes a corpse? But a really good looking type with a snooty and
disinterested attitude could actually turn me on by just watching tv
and occasionally bitching about the way I'm doing it and ordering me
to do something else just for her pleasure while she gives nothing in
return. For a sicko like me that is a turn on. These days about the
only way I think I could get a hard-on is if a really goodlooking
female ordered me not to get one.
TJ
OllieN...@aol.com
Jun 4, 2012, 3:37:58 PM6/4/12
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Tommy Joe
Jun 5, 2012, 12:54:01 AM6/5/12
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I'm not into leashes and the ball and chain routine or the mouth
muzzlers or any of that stuff up for sale to unimaginative assholes.
With my partner my masochistic desires are played out in an original
and creative and spontaneous manner, not in a copy-cat, let's use
whatever toys everyone else is using way. I will create my own props,
not buy them from a store.
TJ
muzzlers or any of that stuff up for sale to unimaginative assholes.
With my partner my masochistic desires are played out in an original
and creative and spontaneous manner, not in a copy-cat, let's use
whatever toys everyone else is using way. I will create my own props,
not buy them from a store.
TJ
OllieN...@aol.com
Jun 5, 2012, 8:02:58 AM6/5/12
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The IPM (INstitute of Porn manufactures) index is contracting (like my
penis). We need expansion for at least 2 quarters to be out of the
woods or wherever you do it.
Tommy Joe
Jun 6, 2012, 1:53:27 AM6/6/12
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On Jun 5, 8:02 am, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:
> Its attitudes like yours that is keeping the economy from recovering.
> The IPM (INstitute of Porn manufactures) index is contracting (like my
> penis). We need expansion for at least 2 quarters to be out of the
> woods or wherever you do it.
The only cure for the economy is no economy just as the only cure
> Its attitudes like yours that is keeping the economy from recovering.
> The IPM (INstitute of Porn manufactures) index is contracting (like my
> penis). We need expansion for at least 2 quarters to be out of the
> woods or wherever you do it.
for racism is no race.
TJ
OllieN...@aol.com
Jun 6, 2012, 8:04:48 AM6/6/12
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we don't masturbate.
Pray for our economic advisors. They will advise how to be
economical. They got the answers. They always win at monopoly.
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