A man should not tell another man their car is "sexy"

[somebody]

That guy is a fruit... By saying he thinks my car is sexy, does that
mean he wants to date it? Or just have his way with it?

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On May 21, 3:41 am, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> That guy is a fruit...  By saying he thinks my car is sexy, does that
> mean he wants to date it?  Or just have his way with it?

If he calls you sporty it is because he wants to drive his cock up
your choclate hiway.

[somebody]

I think he wants to put it in my tailpipe.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Obama has come out in favor have people marrying their primary mode of
transportation. This will set alot of people free just like Abraham,
John, and Trayvon did.

[Tommy Joe]

On May 22, 12:45 pm, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:

> Obama has come out in favor have people marrying their primary mode of
> transportation.  This will set alot of people free just like Abraham,
> John, and Trayvon did.

True statement, people really are already married to their
vehicles, it's probably the number one companion people have in
today's society. I am not one of those people however.

TJ

[somebody]

I think the annoying noise is gone. I wrote an email/letter and the
owner called me. He agreed they should have gone for a test drive
with me to actually know what I was talking about... As I suspected
it was the hatchback window area. Which is what the guy tried
first... Anyway, the owner pinpointed the problem andy dynamatted it
differently than the first guy. He said he went over instead of
under... When I drove last night, no more annoying noise! I noticed
I was more relaxed last night, and did a lot less swearing... Don't
think it should have cost $150. It started out as "$30-$40" and
snowballed. At least it's fixed and should never come back.

[Tommy Joe]

On May 24, 9:04 am, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I think the annoying noise is gone.  I wrote an email/letter and the
> owner called me.  He agreed they should have gone for a test drive
> with me to actually know what I was talking about...  As I suspected
> it was the hatchback window area.  Which is what the guy tried
> first...  Anyway, the owner pinpointed the problem andy dynamatted it
> differently than the first guy.  He said he went over instead of
> under...  When I drove last night, no more annoying noise!  I noticed
> I was more relaxed last night, and did a lot less swearing...  Don't
> think it should have cost $150.  It started out as "$30-$40" and
> snowballed.  At least it's fixed and should never come back.

The car has a bigger mouth than a baby, you have to feed it all the
time. The only advantage to owning a car is that if you get tired of
it you can just throw it away. Can't do that with a child and get
away with it. .......... Ok Somebody, now that the noise is gone, I
wonder what your next complain is going to be.

TJ

[somebody]

I am content. All is well. Life is good. I love you!

[Tommy Joe]

On May 25, 1:43 am, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I am content.  All is well.  Life is good.  I love you!

So far so good. Reminds me of the time a few years back when I
had been up for nearly a full day it suddenly dawned on me that I had
not complained ever since I woke up. I was outside. I looked at my
wrist watch. I got up at 8am, it was now almost 8 o'clock a full 24
hours later. Wow, I said to myself, just one more minute and I will
have gone a full day without complaining, that's a first!

So I'm walking along looking at my watch and it's down to like 1
minute to go to make it a full day. I waited till there were only ten
seconds left and began to count it down like they do when they send a
rocket into space - "10-9-8-" - and just when I got to 7, here comes a
guy around the corner asking me, "What time is it?"

"Can't you see I'm counting here?", I boomed into his face.
"You're ruining my countdown." I was pissed. Then I looked at my
watch and saw that he had caught me just in time to ruin my whole
day.

He was walking away. I guess he thought I was nuts. "Hey wait
a minute", I yelled out, racing to catch him. "You just ruined my
day." Then I explained to him what I was talking about but he just
continued walking until I said, "What the fuck do you think you're
doing walking away from me?", as I reached out and grabbed him by the
rear of his shoulders, pulled his face around and clocked him with a
hard right that dropped him to the ground. Then I continued my count
at the point where he had so rudely interrupted me - "6-5-4-3-2-1-
Blast Off" - as I laid a steel -toed boot into his face as a nearby
crowd burst into spontaneous applause. "Anybody else looking for
trouble?", I asked, hoping nobody would say yes as I was already
exhausted from the boot stomping I had laid on the interrupter.

Don't mess with my time, man
TJ

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On May 25, 10:05 pm, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote:

They have anger management classes now. I should attend. I would
love to see people as angry or more so than me. Maybe we could form a
mob and stomp on the teacher.

[Tommy Joe]

On May 27, 8:45 pm, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:

> They have anger management classes now.  I should attend.  I would
> love to see people as angry or more so than me.  Maybe we could form a
> mob and stomp on the teacher.

LOL. I feel the same way about God. If enough of us got
together, I think we could take the big boy down.

TJ