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Got a Potbelly, Wear 50s, Need Suspenders? Ever race your pants to the front door and straddle down the hall with your feet wide apart just to keep your pants Up?

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b o z o

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May 20, 2013, 7:11:08 AM5/20/13
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Ever fumble for your keys on a giant janitor ring with everything on
it but a handgun? Ever walk with your arms full of groceries,
newspapers, magazines and loose mail and feel your belt loosen and
pants drop? Ever make it to the front door without asking somebody to
please pull up your pants? And to recover your dignity as you squeeze
your fat ass through the front door with your pants down, give the
finger behind you as the door shuts?

-bdn-


Tommy Joe

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May 21, 2013, 2:24:43 AM5/21/13
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Nope, never happened to me.

TJ

OllieN...@aol.com

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May 23, 2013, 1:08:33 AM5/23/13
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It is happening to me right now but I am typing and can't grab my
pants.

b o z o

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May 23, 2013, 1:30:57 PM5/23/13
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lol ~~ well, smiling it out anyway ... can't say sol cuz i'd be shit
outta luck

Tommy Joe

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May 24, 2013, 12:45:42 AM5/24/13
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OllieNort wrote:




> It is happening to me right now but I am typing and can't grab my
> pants.




With the new smart phones, are people able to video themselves
talking or maybe taking a shit or having their pants fall down, and
send the image out to others ala Twitter? Instead of using a
keyboard, people walk around holding the phone up to see themselves as
they talk and walk, directing themselves in their own productions, and
then mass sending the result to people on a list. Sort of an audio
newsgroup. Has that happened yet?

Out of the loop but need to know,

TJ

OllieN...@aol.com

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May 24, 2013, 12:54:10 AM5/24/13
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That was trending an hour ago. Man you are out of the loop... in fact
the loop is out.

Tommy Joe

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May 24, 2013, 10:46:44 PM5/24/13
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OllieNort wrote:




> That was trending an hour ago.  Man you are out of the loop... in fact
> the loop is out.



Not in Chicago. Maybe that's why they call that downtown area "The
Loop", as tribute to Chicago style turds. See, the asshole itself is
a loop, a strong flexible loop that bends and expands to almost any
size to accommodate that which passes through, most of which tends to
be never large enough to satisfy those who truly love taking good
shits.

When the goop hits the Loop it becomes more than poop
It comes out firm, not sloppy like soup

TJ

OllieN...@aol.com

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May 27, 2013, 12:07:04 AM5/27/13
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I been to the loop. It is poop.

Tommy Joe

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May 27, 2013, 3:59:03 AM5/27/13
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OllieNort wrote:



> I been to the loop.  It is poop.



Been through the Chitown area many times but wouldn't know downtown
if I saw it. I don't like your chicago shit stories in which you
portray yourself as somehow superior to me and others like me who
can't take perfect shits. I don't like it and am not prepared to
accept it.

end of fucking story,

TJ
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