I just saw a couple of them black noir films (Call Northside 777, Dead Ringer) and got a question, how come you never see Lee J. Cobb and George C. Scott in the same room or movie Together?

[b o z o]

... talk about two dead ringers ...

[R H Draney]

b o z o filted:

>
>... talk about two dead ringers ...

Same reason you never see Janet Napolitano and Jon Lovitz together....

I once met Lee J Cobb, or so I've been told...I don't remember anything of the
experience....r


--
Me? Sarcastic?
Yeah, right.

[Tommy Joe]

b o z o wrote:





> I just saw a couple of them black noir films (Call Northside 777, Dead Ringer) > and got a question, how come you never see Lee J. Cobb and George C. Scott in > the same room or movie Together?



I don't know about that movie, but it's common knowledge in the
Hollywood community that Scott and Cobb did not like each other. Both
were very competitive guys which is not uncommon for Hollywood
industry types, especially actors. But this was different. You see,
before George C. Scott came along it was widely believed that Lee J.
Cobb had the biggest dick in Hollywood. Then one day on a movie set
in which Cobb and Scott were not paired, another widely known actor
who will remain unnamed saw Scott's dick while using side by side
urinals. It was the biggest dick he had ever seen.

Scott was new to the business at that time, not yet a star, but
word of the size of his monster dick spread quickly through the
community. When Cobb heard about it he was incensed. "Bullshit", he
is reported to have said to another famous actor who will also go
unnamed, "Nobody in Hollywood has a dick as large as mine."

Cobb, who had a lot of power in the industry arranged to have
Scott work on the same film in the hopes of challenging him in front
of the entire cast. And that is exactly what he did. Cobb pulled his
dick out to be measured by the director's assistant. When the
measurement was announced Cobb beamed like a champion. He thought he
had it won. Then Scott was urged to take his dick out for measurement
by the same assistant, at which time it was announced to the crowd
which became instantly hushed as the measurement bore out the truth,
that Scott's dick was larger than Cobb's. Cobb's reign as the guy
with the biggest dick in Hollywood was over. He demanded a re-
measurement, but again it was proved that Scott had the bigger dick.
This so incensed Cobb that he vowed never to be in the same scene with
Scott. He said he would do the film and would not dispute Scott's
place in the film but had it put in writing that he and Scott were
never to be in the same scene together. It was one of those, "This
place isn't big enough for the both of us" things.

Cobb even offered to physically fight Scott for the official
biggest dick in Hollywood title, as the measurement was so close it
was not really conclusive. Then he backed out when he learned that
Scott had been in the marines and knew karate and had used it many
times in the Pacific to kill Japs in combat maneuvers requiring
silence, no guns. He was good at sneaking up from behind and choking
people out. He could put them out with one chop to the back of the
neck. Then he'd hold them up and insert his big dick into their asses
and fuck them while they were dying. When Cobb learned that he
changed his mind about challenging George C, and the rest is history.

TJ

[b o z o]

childish and lol pff

-bdn-

[Tommy Joe]

b o z o wrote:



> childish and lol pff
>
> -bdn-

Childish is good, I'll go with that. A bit long though. I could
have said that both Scott and Cobb had two of the biggest dicks in
Hollywood, but felt the need to tell the whole story in order to prove
I knew what I was talking about. I worked in the biz for many years
and go to know many celebrities first hand. I know who has the
biggest dick in Hollywood as well as who has the smelliest pussy. But
I won't name names. I'll wait till the people I want to talk about
are dead. Then, just as I myself am ready to die I will write my
memoir. Actually, I already wrote it. I meant to say at that time I
will be ready to announce that it's going on sale soon. I even know
the actor with the foulest breath in Hollywood. And it's not just my
opinion, it's consensus among the stars. He's a big name guy, so
they're keeping it under wraps for now. I worked with him once. They
were right, his breath was brutal.

TJ

[Tommy Joe]

b o z o wrote:



> childish and lol pff
>
> -bdn-

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Dick Powell had the smallest dick. Ironic.

[b o z o]

What about Dick Armey? ... btw that's how I almost got thrown off
Jeopardy -- just for screaming out "What's a Dick Army"

-bdn-

[Tommy Joe]

OllieNort wrote:




> Dick Powell had the smallest dick.  Ironic.

Ironic indeed. Funny how we get different reports. Yes, I have
heard that Powell had a small one, but word on the streets is Lyle
Talbot had the smallest dick ever in Hollywood. And right behind him
on the small dick list was Lon Chaney Jr. Chaney's large physical
build made his dick look even smaller. I like small dicks, you can
suck them all the way down to the base without the war head entering
the throat zone.

TJ

[Tommy Joe]

b o z o wrote:



> What about Dick Armey? ... btw that's how I almost got thrown off
> Jeopardy -- just for screaming out "What's a Dick Army"

How about Andy Dick? He's got a small dick. Not bad for an
asshole. I don't know firsthand about him being an asshole, but it's
the word on the streets, and that's what I go by in this business.
News of his small dick traveled through the big grapevine, almost as
if the news were the dick itself.

Ever fuck a grapevine? Cozy stuff man, you ought to try it

TJ

[OllieN...@aol.com]

But Lon Chaney was the master of disguises and could make his dick
look huge in a movie. But since Hollywood didn't make porn he had to
do it in secret.

[b o z o]

Ooops, my bad .... On Jeopardy it could be "Who's Dick Armey" or
"What's a dick army"

[Tommy Joe]

OllieNort wrote:



> But Lon Chaney was the master of disguises and could make his dick
> look huge in a movie.  But since Hollywood didn't make porn he had to
> do it in secret.

I spoke with members of the Talbot Estate who informed me that
outtakes of Lyle's dick scenes were saved and restored to perfection
and will be used in a collaborative Hollywood effort called,
"Hollywood: Famous Dicks of the Past", in which the dicks of famed
golden age actors will be compared to the dicks of today's super
stars. Incredibly, some of those silent film guys had big dicks.
Those guys back then were firm believers in the "speak softly and
carry a big dick" philosophy.

TJ

[Tommy Joe]

OllieNort wrote:



> But Lon Chaney was the master of disguises and could make his dick
> look huge in a movie.  But since Hollywood didn't make porn he had to
> do it in secret.

Chaney had one hell of a "monster" dick.

TJ

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Joan Crawford had a huge pussy than Lon would fuck relentlessly.
Myrna Loy had a small tight hole. So he rammed it down her fat
throat.


Ollies True Hollywood History

[Tommy Joe]

OllieNort wrote:



> Joan Crawford had a huge pussy than Lon would fuck relentlessly.
> Myrna Loy had a small tight hole.  So he rammed it down her fat
> throat.
>
> Ollies True Hollywood History

No matter what, believe me, none of these people can compare in and
way to the great Franchot Tone. Why do you continually ignore this
great man's presence by pretending he never existed? Admit it Ollie,
Franchot was the best, and you above all know that and should be
willing to not only admit it but blare it to the highest rooftops -
Franchot Tone, greatest actor of all time.

TJ

[b o z o]

Ed Harris, Fred Dryer, and Ted Danson

They all look alike ... they're all clones

-bdn-


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D4Evf5ZFQM0/TnvtdKOvlsI/AAAAAAAADGQ/W3mREFahogA/s1600/Ted-Danson-in-Cheers.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CvhXP1gilQ0/TnE048ZTTYI/AAAAAAAAAGM/lKQN-g1wJTA/s1600/Fred_Dryer_300.jpg

http://2celeb.ru/files/images/ed-harris-(ed-harris)-2.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOWjmfUqVw

[Tommy Joe]

OllieNort wrote:



> Joan Crawford had a huge pussy than Lon would fuck relentlessly.
> Myrna Loy had a small tight hole.  So he rammed it down her fat
> throat.
>
> Ollies True Hollywood History

When Lon jerked off he did so with the same loving tenderness his
character Lenny reserved for rabbits in the movie Of Mice and Men. As
he fucked Loy's throat he tenderly stroked it from the outside while
cooing, "Nice throat, nice throat", over and over. Then, after
blowing his load he's on the phone with his buddy George asking, "Çan
we go see the rabbits now, can we George, can we?"

TJ

[Tommy Joe]

On May 27, 8:34 am, b o z o <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:
> Ed Harris, Fred Dryer, and Ted Danson
>
> They all look alike ... they're all clones
>
> -bdn-
>

> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D4Evf5ZFQM0/TnvtdKOvlsI/AAAAAAAADGQ/W3mREFa...
>
> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CvhXP1gilQ0/TnE048ZTTYI/AAAAAAAAAGM/lKQN-g1...
>
> http://2celeb.ru/files/images/ed-harris-(ed-harris)-2.jpg
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOWjmfUqVw



Maybe they all look alike, so what? Point is, all three are great
actors and deserve respect for the great work they've done. My
admiration for our actors who give so much not only of themselves in
their work but even more in charitable efforts that often go
unnoticed. Give these guys some credit instead of trying to make them
the butt of your tasteless jokes, Bozo. Respect them.

I know I do,

TJ

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Our first reactors! 90% of acting is reacting. The other 10% is
sucking dick.

[Tommy Joe]

OllieNort wrote:



> Our first reactors!  90% of acting is reacting.  The other 10% is
> sucking dick.

Will there ever be a movie in which an actual dick will be the
star? Not a fake dick either, but a real one belonging to a stunt
double that is almost always rock hard and commanding of attention.
Human actors are in the film. The big dick is actually a private
dick, a detective. He has a speaking role, but the voice is dubbed in
with no attempt to make his dick hole look like speaking lips. A good
way to film this is to have the camera on the dick when the human is
speaking, and on the human when the dick is speaking. The dick is the
main character but has humans working for him. The best private dick
in the world has got to have balls.

TJ

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Hollywood needs new ideas. If they make one more movie out of a
second rate comic book I am going on a rampage. The lack of
creativity is mind fucking. Inbred fags running the business. Most
movies end up on worthless DVD's. HBO is full of shit movies. Have
your fags call my fags and we will do lunch.

[Tommy Joe]

OllieNort wrote:



> Hollywood needs new ideas.  If they make one more movie out of a
> second rate comic book I am going on a rampage.  The lack of
> creativity is mind fucking.  Inbred fags running the business.  Most
> movies end up on worthless DVD's.  HBO is full of shit movies.  Have
> your fags call my fags and we will do lunch.

Well, all I can say is I'm glad they suck bad enough to inspire your
entertaining comments on them. I especially liked, "going on a
rampage." It has a ring of truth to it that seems to be lacking in
"going berserk", or "losing it", or "going postal." Yes, I can tell
Ollie, you are definitely rampage material. LOL, your post, it's
complaining nature, and all true. But let's face it, if complaining
about shit movies is the extent of our woes, we're doing alright.
Thank God for the talentless scum of the silver screen for giving us
what we want - pure shit. If they give us something really good,
we'll only wind up wanting more, and that's just not possible. So
they set the bar low, allowing us to pass through without too much
trub-a-dub-a-doo-bee-doo.

TJ