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somebody

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May 24, 2012, 9:33:38 AM5/24/12
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Had a delivery yesterday. Guy ordered one pizza and 3 two liter
cokes. One cost coke costs $2.69. So the guy paid $8.07 for 3
cokes. Why would someone pay that much? He paid almost as much for
the 3 cokes as the pizza. Then there's the $2.49 delivery charge added
on. And the guy just had a lower middle class house, in a lower
middle class neighborhood... I think he gave me a couple dollars tip.

Tommy Joe

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May 24, 2012, 10:41:01 PM5/24/12
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Maybe the guy was a drinker with a hangover too severe to go out
and get the soda at the convenience store down the street. He should
have taken the bottles and shake them to build up the foam, then open
the top and let the sugary stream blast into your delivery boy face.

TJ

somebody

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May 25, 2012, 2:00:28 AM5/25/12
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Only if he forces me to get on my knees and holds my hair... not in
the hair!

OllieN...@aol.com

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May 25, 2012, 6:31:07 PM5/25/12
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Youre watching too much free porn. I suggest you break down and buy
some quality porn.

Tommy Joe

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May 25, 2012, 6:48:51 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 2:00 am, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:



> Only if he forces me to get on my knees and holds my hair...  not in
> the hair!



It would be like a victory party following a major sporting
event victory, where the players jerk bottles up and down like giant
dicks and then squirt each other in the face. But with you it would
be just one guy with one large bottle. Finally an lol from you with
the "Not in the hair!" thing.

TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 25, 2012, 6:53:42 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 6:31 pm, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:

> Youre watching too much free porn.  I suggest you break down and buy
> some quality porn.



A few years ago I got a DVD player from someone. I only bought
one regular movie, the rest was porn. I bought the $10 and $20 dollar
discs, but I'm telling you that the promo discs that go for like $3
are better, and not just because they're cheaper, they're actually
better made. My player is broke (over-use?), so I'm back to the mags,
and even then just to get it out of my system (the days of summer are
over) - but when it was working I'm telling you those promo discs are
the best. Get about 5 of them so even if one or two aren't that good
you're still going to make out. The production and quality is
actually better than the crap they put on the discs that come in the
big plastic containers. The ones I'm talking about come in paper or
cardboard, but they're really pretty good quality and better than any
of the 10 or 20 dollar ones I'd ever bought, and some of the 20 dollar
ones actually cost more but were reduced, so I've seen the higher
priced stuff and it's not as good as the promo discs. This has been a
promo for the promo discs.

TJ

somebody

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May 25, 2012, 8:32:40 PM5/25/12
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it must suck being a prostitute.

Tommy Joe

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May 25, 2012, 9:37:13 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 8:32 pm, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:



> it must suck being a prostitute.



It's a job. And if they're enterprising whores who don't have
pimps dotting their eyes every night when they come home without
enough money - if they do it on their own, as shitty as their job is,
at least the hours are their own. Same thing with the street bum.
People look at the bum and say "Get a job", but the bum is working.
You think it's easy, you try it. They don't have the roof over their
head and a place to shower regularly, but they do make their own
hours. Everyone eats shit. Some people do it once a week, others do
it 5 days a week, 9 hours a day.

I'll go with the big turd once a week over small pieces of shit on a
daily basis
TJ

OllieN...@aol.com

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May 27, 2012, 8:48:06 PM5/27/12
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Pimps are for protection. Dangerous business. Another reason to
legalize it. Lots of girls masturbating on the internet now.
Probably doesn't pay that well but then doesn't take a lot of
schooling. See schooling is the key. The more school you got the
more they are suppose to pay you. Too bad it doesn't work that way.
Than again maybe not. I am not sure - I forgot what the teacher told
me about it.

Tommy Joe

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May 27, 2012, 10:29:27 PM5/27/12
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On May 27, 8:48 pm, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:

> Pimps are for protection. Dangerous business. Another reason to
> legalize it. Lots of girls masturbating on the internet now.
> Probably doesn't pay that well but then doesn't take a lot of
> schooling. See schooling is the key. The more school you got the
> more they are suppose to pay you. Too bad it doesn't work that way.
> Than again maybe not. I am not sure - I forgot what the teacher told
> me about it.



Looks like time to open a porno school - you know, the same way
they opened the actor's studio which then took credit for the success
of those who graduate from their academy to become big name screen
stars. Just as today one from the actor's studio can say, "You should
hire this guy - he's good, he graduated from the actor's studio - so
too will it be possible one day for those who run the porno school to
give the same pep talk for one of their grads. "This guy is the best
we've ever had - can shoot his load and get another hardon within a
minute." He's got to be good, he graduated from The American Porno
Academy. Yes, the pimps are for protection and they serve their
purpose. But I remember one time giving a cab driver a ride home and
he was doing an impersonation of a pimp he had had in his car that
day. He kept muttering with pimp-like disgust, "Crack put the pimp
outta bizness, crack put the pimp out of bizness." One day the pimp
may become obsolete. But until then I have nothing negative to say
about them as they are as you say a needed part of the prosty
equation.

TJ

OllieN...@aol.com

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May 28, 2012, 6:11:26 PM5/28/12
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I guess the crack whores just go to the crack house and fuck for
crack. well the Pimp was a middle man anyway.

Tommy Joe

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May 29, 2012, 3:27:05 AM5/29/12
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On May 28, 6:11 pm, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:

> I guess the crack whores just go to the crack house and fuck for
> crack.  well the Pimp was a middle man anyway.


Even the whore is a middleman because all I want are her tits but I
have to pay for the whole package. I think a good pimp is one who is
not only there for protection but actually helps get his whore
clients. If someone put a gun to my head and said, "For the rest of
your life - pimp or whore, what's it going to be?" - I'd go with
whore. Being a pimp is like being a manager at a shit job where being
a manager is considered a step up but all it means is more hours and
more stress.

TJ

somebody

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May 29, 2012, 11:41:58 AM5/29/12
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On May 28, 6:11 pm, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:
an oreo?

somebody

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May 29, 2012, 11:42:45 AM5/29/12
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and dealing with employees like me!
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