Women in the military - an analogy

[Tommy Joe]

Sir Walter Raleigh has nothing on me. The other day in a
driving rain storm I saw a woman about to step off the curb into a
large puddle of muddy water.

"No, wait", I cried, gently grabbing her arm and pulling her
back - "Allow me" - as I placed my toes on the curb and flopped down
into the push-up position, my arms extended out over the puddle, my
torso and legs bridged over it, but with my hands still getting wet as
I yelled, "Ok Ma'am, it's safe now - just walk across my back."

As she slowly bridged my back I resisted the temptation to do
pushups as a sudden surge of manliness crept into my body and spirit.
She walked the length of my back to dry concrete, said "Thank you",
and was off. And I wanted nothing in return, that's how much of a
gentleman I am.

Other women nearby saw my valiant sacrifice and flocked around
me, patting me on the back, telling me how great a man I am and how
the world needs more like me. Then I invited them to my place for
tea. They were happy to oblige such a gentleman. Then, when I got
them up to my apartment a hidden assistant popped out from behind the
door and helped me tie them up, and we've been torturing the fools
ever since.

TJ

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Todays women don't go for that chivarolous shit. They are independent,
assertive, self assured, in command. And if you don't like it they
will sue you.

[Tommy Joe]

OllieNort wrote:



> Todays women don't go for that chivarolous shit. They are independent,
> assertive, self assured, in command.  And if you don't like it they
> will sue you.

Females trying to get into everything make me sick. But it may
not be them as much as lawyers and starters of foundations and
organizations for "minority" advancement. No matter where it comes
from or who starts it, it makes me sick.

It's funny how women want into every all male club under the sun,
except when it comes to competition such as billiards where they
insist on having separate female leagues they can dominate even though
they're allowed to play with men any time they want. I just don't
understand why it's considered so backward or intolerable for women
who want to "serve their country" to do so from within their own
ranks. If they are truly equal, what's the big deal? Female
instructors can teach them everything the men know. I have no
sympathy for women who join the military and then cry sexual abuse,
even if the abuse is real and the guys who commit it might be scum.
All women have to do is agree to all female training and their
problems of having to deal with male predators will be over. Seems
like they almost welcome the abuse. They come out of it alive and
healthy, ready for the courtroom.

It's a double edged sword. If a guy who runs his own business
reads all this suing bullshit and decides, "Fuck it, I just won't hire
any females or minorities, I don't need the aggravation", he's out of
luck because they're going to tell him he has to hire them. Then,
once he hires them he can't fire them or he's going to court. It
really makes me sick.

TJ