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Gus
May 21, 2013, 6:03:08 PM5/21/13
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A convent was going to receive a visit by the Pope, so the mother superior
wanted to get the place spruced up. She assigned two nuns to repaint the
guest
bedroom.
"Do a good job," she ordered, "and don't get any paint on your habits."
The nuns decided that the best way to not get paint on their clothes was to
work
in the nude. They had been painting for a couple of hours when there was a
knock
at the door.
"Who is it?" they asked.
"It's the blind man."
They figured that a blind man wouldn't be able to tell that they were naked,
so
they told him to come on in.
The door opened. "Hey, nice tits! Where do you want these blinds?"
wanted to get the place spruced up. She assigned two nuns to repaint the
guest
bedroom.
"Do a good job," she ordered, "and don't get any paint on your habits."
The nuns decided that the best way to not get paint on their clothes was to
work
in the nude. They had been painting for a couple of hours when there was a
knock
at the door.
"Who is it?" they asked.
"It's the blind man."
They figured that a blind man wouldn't be able to tell that they were naked,
so
they told him to come on in.
The door opened. "Hey, nice tits! Where do you want these blinds?"
Tommy Joe
May 21, 2013, 10:48:27 PM5/21/13
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joke, I guess. But I enjoyed it on the basis of not seeing it
coming. I love being fooled, especially by fools such as you.
You Got Me,
TJ
Gus
May 22, 2013, 12:32:32 AM5/22/13
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"Tommy Joe" <jo...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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Childish, but never saw it coming. A slow motion pun more than a
joke, I guess. But I enjoyed it on the basis of not seeing it
coming. I love being fooled, especially by fools such as you.
You Got Me,
--
Yeah, you really got me
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin, now
Oh yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
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Childish, but never saw it coming. A slow motion pun more than a
joke, I guess. But I enjoyed it on the basis of not seeing it
coming. I love being fooled, especially by fools such as you.
You Got Me,
Yeah, you really got me
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin, now
Oh yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
Tommy Joe
May 23, 2013, 1:08:02 AM5/23/13
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"Gus" wrote:
> Yeah, you really got me
> You got me so I don't know what I'm doin, now
> Oh yeah, you really got me now
> You got me so I can't sleep at night
Which of your multiple personalities gets the most sleep?
> Yeah, you really got me
> You got me so I don't know what I'm doin, now
> Oh yeah, you really got me now
> You got me so I can't sleep at night
TJ
The Unknown Poster
May 23, 2013, 1:16:12 AM5/23/13
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