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The warm light at end of the tunnel is a locomotive.
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ED CONRAD NOT YET PUSHING UP DAISIES
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It has been brought to our attention here at Google
that the message about Ed Conrad's funeral -- and
the stoppage of all traffic in Pennsylvania while
his lifeless body is being lowered to his grave --
is TOTAL FICTION.
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First of all, Conrad -- aka The Ultimate Troll --is still
alive and not-too-well and currently a resident of the... more »
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HOPING FOR A PHONE CALL FROM THE VATICAN
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VATICAN CITY (Rueters) -- Pope Francis has just set
a Vatican speed record by giving the Catholic church 813
new saints in a matter of minutes.
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Canonized were a large group of Italians who were
beheaded by Turkish invaders for defying demands to
convert to Islam 533 years ago.... more »
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ED CONRAD LITTLE THE WORSE FOR WEAR
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< HOLY SH*T!
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MAHANOY CITY, Pa (Rueters) -- Yes,
Virginia, miracles DO HAPPEN every
now and then.
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Ed Conrad actually was unconscious,
certainly not dead, while he lay bare-ass
naked on the table in the chilly mortuary... more »
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NOW WE'VE SEEN EVERYTHING . . .
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MAHANOY CITY, Pa (Rueters) -- Yes,
Virginia, miracles DO HAPPEN every
now and then.
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Ed Conrad actually was unconscious,
certainly not dead, while he lay bare-ass
naked on the table in the chilly mortuary... more »
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FIRST RESURRECTION SINCE 33 A.D.
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SHENANDOAH, Pa. (Rueters) -- Elvis
Presley apparently is still alive and well
and living in a small Pennsylvania coal
mining town.
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There were several reports he was seen
this morning -- once gassing up his '77... more »
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THE BEST NEWS SINCE SLICED BREAD . . .
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JUST A FEW EUROPEAN NEWSPAPERS
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ALBANIA
Albanian Times (English)
Koha Jone
Rilindja Demokratike
ANDORRA
Diari d'Andorra
AUSTRIA
Amtsblatt der Republik Ö=B3terreich (Vienna)
Kronen Zeitung
Kurier
Die Presse
Ober?rreichischen Nachrichten... more »
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HOLY SH*T! LOOK WHAT'S FOR SALE ON EBAY
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For the very first time in the history of on-line auctions,
Holy Relics are being sold on eBay.
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They are blessed pieces of anthracite (hard coal) removed
from the mine near Hazleton, Pa., where the late Pope John
XXIII miraculously rescued those two miners a half-century ago.... more »
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VATICAN FINALLY GETS ON THE BALL
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POPE JOHN XXIII GETS HIS HALO
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VATICAN (Rueters) -- Just hours
before throwing in the towel as Pontiff,
His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI has
declared Pope John XXIII a saint of the
Roman Catholic Church.... more »
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BLAME CHINA FOR BORING OSCARS REHASH ON CNN
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I just hope you didn't miss Piers Morgan's exclusive,
heart-wrenching interview with Ed Conrad on CNN
last night.
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It probably was his best interview ever and we've
been told brought many viewers to tears of joy.... more »
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