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JOE PATERNO SPOTTED IN INDIANAPOLIS WALMART
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ignorant bastard  
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 More options Jan 30 2012, 4:36 pm
Newsgroups: alt.walmart, alt.life.afterlife, alt.philosophy, soc.culture.usa, rec.sport.soccer
From: ignorant bastard <heavenlyxfather...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:36:52 -0800 (PST)
Local: Mon, Jan 30 2012 4:36 pm
Subject: JOE PATERNO SPOTTED IN INDIANAPOLIS WALMART
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        INDIANAPOLIS (Rueters) -- Even
more spooky things keep happening
to the New England Patriots.
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        After their very first practice here
this morning for the Super Bowl,  just
about every player was unable to
remove his helmet.
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          An investigation revealed that
Crazy Glue had been poured into all
f their helmets just before the players
put them on.
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         It was determined that all of their
hair would have to be shaved off to
remove the helmets -- which means
all of the Patriots will remind us of
Yul Brynner during The Star-Spangled
Banner before the kickoff their big
game against the New York Giants.
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        The mystery remains unsolved
but security personnel are investigating
a report that a very old man, with a
Brooklyn-ese accent and wearing
a blue and white jacket, purchased
a few large tubes of Crazy Glue at
Walmart near the stadium earlier
this morning.
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walt tonne  
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 More options Jan 30 2012, 5:39 pm
Newsgroups: alt.walmart, alt.life.afterlife, alt.philosophy, soc.culture.usa, rec.sport.soccer
From: walt tonne <tonnewalt...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:39:32 -0800 (PST)
Local: Mon, Jan 30 2012 5:39 pm
Subject: Re: JOE PATERNO SPOTTED IN INDIANAPOLIS WALMART
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Joe used to make those KY jelly purchases for Sandusky who used so
much that
eyebrows would have been arched as Jerry typically rolled down the
aisle with 24 tubes.

 
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