INDIANAPOLIS (Rueters) -- Even
more spooky things keep happening
to the New England Patriots.
After their very first practice here
this morning for the Super Bowl, just
about every player was unable to
remove his helmet.
An investigation revealed that
Crazy Glue had been poured into all
f their helmets just before the players
put them on.
It was determined that all of their
hair would have to be shaved off to
remove the helmets -- which means
all of the Patriots will remind us of
Yul Brynner during The Star-Spangled
Banner before the kickoff their big
game against the New York Giants.
The mystery remains unsolved
but security personnel are investigating
a report that a very old man, with a
Brooklyn-ese accent and wearing
a blue and white jacket, purchased
a few large tubes of Crazy Glue at
Walmart near the stadium earlier
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