B. T. Raven wrote:
> Die Wed May 16 2012 09:16:27 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time) Ed Cryer
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e...@somewhere.in.the.uk> scripsit:
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>> B. T. Raven wrote:
>>> Duo animalia se in silva conveniunt. Unum alteri inquit, "Caecum sum;
>>> cuius generis animal sis tu, scire aveo?" Cui alterum respondit,
>>> "Nescio, ego quoque sum caecum." His dictis primum suasit ut alternis
>>> vicibus sese palparent invicem qualia sensa describentes ad comperiendum
>>> quae animalia re vera essent. Alterum consilio hoc scito assentiens,
>>> inquit, "videamusdum, tibi sunt aures longae, cauda plumosa; pellis
>>> suavis vellosa per omnes partes." Cui primum replicat, "Pellis, aures
>>> longae, cauda plumosa, eccere! cuniculus sum! Tandem scio quid sim. Nunc
>>> tuum est vestigari: Hem, longum es, teres, lubricum, tectumque scutulis
>>> adamantum."
>>> "Anne teres, lubricum, scutulisque adamantum me tectum dicis?" Malum
>>> sit! Sum itaque teleuangelista!"
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> Thanks for the feedback.
>>
>> Two points.
>> 1. Would an animal use the neuter gender when referring to it(him,
>> her)self? "Caecum sum" sounds weird.
> It might sound weird but the animals (though they have an Aesopian power
> of speech) don't know what they are. A cuniculus would be expected to
> say caecus sum and a vipera, caeca sum. The difficulty could be avoided
> by having them say "caecutio."
>
>> 2. "Adamantum"? Why not "adamantinis"? or "ex adamante"?
>
> Yeah, I like adamantinis better now. What ever makes it sound more like
> diamond-back rattler. Also the last sentence might be more grammatical as:
> "Anne teretem, lubricum, scutulisque adamantinis tectum me esse dicis?"
>
> Eduardus
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>> Ed
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>
We don't have your Bible Belt tele-evangelists over here. But I am
familiar with the style.
There's something that always grates with me in this area, and it's the
way that some comperes announce the president. They're ok when he's
coming to a White House press audience, but when he turns up at a dinner
there's always some licky-licky, do outright obeisance, scrape scrape
voice that says "Laydees end gennelmen, the president of the United
States of America"; curtsey, scrape scrape, exit backwards with deep
bows and cap-off licky-lackey".
Ed