okay ive got cunts disease
the king of the hippies diary
+++
a bad case
its a shocker
+++
"over yur mad ?"
yeah
they shouldnt read
+++
"Serves th trolls right"
+++
fuck trolls
+++
okay ive got cunts disease
"sorry"
"it means"
"i am a CUNT"
thank you toecutter
you can have five nominees
and chop their toes off
before you leave
+++
t rex
'telegram sam'
+++
ever since i got my toe chopped off
i deserve that nickname
+++
"th bad minder came out of me"
pay me now cunt or you die
+++
and what happened >
"he paid"
+++
its not money with menaces
if they owe it
+++
and a little interest fuckhead
+++
like my money was in th bank
or better
we both know
th cunts'd steal it
seen wot they made this week ?
+++
fuckin extorionate is what it is
billions
where'd it come from ?
+++
fees
is wot they were rabbitin about
on th radio
yeah i know
they fee me to death to
once upon a time
in a land
far far away
a bank gave you money
for putting money in their bank
and they still made profit
+++
if they made too much
profit
th government
clobbered em
+++
wot did jesus say ?
+++
"celebrate mass"
did he ?
+++
deadstar
'deeper water'
+++
i know where this is going
+++
we gunna have to
come up with a way
to chuck all th water away
"where ?"
+++
when it comes paulie
as always
"dumb oracle"
+++
dont need to be pyschic
is cyclic
in th planet
+++
if th toecutter has come out to play
does that mean
i see another disaster looming
+++
"maybe i just had a bad day"
and take it out on poor trolls
"if ya gotta weak ticker ya shouldnt read"
+++
flightsim
'CRUISELP'
+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++
an natural disaster
th top five percent of the population
in richness man
all fall for
th same gag
and partake of th same
anti aging formula
but hey not wait
long enough for guinea pigs
too greedy
we guinea pig
"it will kill you"
"sure as shit"
and next
top
five percent
richest people in th world
sorta take their place but
maybe
not quite as grasping
+++
maybe it's already happened
would you know ?
if th filthy rich
had anti aging drugs
and didnt wanna tell you about em
+++
dont worry
god look safter those fools
everythig in human society
labelled backwards
on purpose
+++
anti aging drug
is
death drug
they never learn
sign on in their thousands
+++
bjork
'venus as a boy'
+++
its an old dodge
th sumerians pulled it last
i heard
+++
its anti aging alright
"dont flog a dead horse"
th horsie set right ?
+++
wot is it really paulie ?
i know you playin with me
"they;ve already taken it"
+++
but it's fatal right ?
"Well"
"not really"
"just"
"bit zombified"
"we feed em"
"Yu know"
"when we remember to"
+++
scus ei
drug takin goin on
.
.
.
would th five percent
who got up
be any better
++
th top
five percent
have
ninety five percent
of th money
"do away with heredity"
"no inheritance"
"th state takes wot's left"
"All of it"
+++
for th cost of educating the child
+++
jewel
'love me, just leave me alone'
+++
we wouldnt have an
idle rich thru
generations
+++
you pay a fine for gifting to yur children
a tax to th man
cause th man
gunna have trouble with yur children later
+++
we make it th governments job to make everybody gainfully employed
"who is able"
+++
and in breaking th rules
a certain side
is taken into account
we're a nation of criminals
cut me some fuckin slack
+++
th black economy
as healthy as th white
+++
powderfinger
'a song called everything'
+++
we wont miss ya
honest
plenty of greedy fuckers to replace ya
and if we're smart
we'll forget yur names
+++
history says though
that ya cant
banish someones name
from being entered in history
ya annihilated all his statues
but we still know his name
from a traveller's diary
+++
tenacious d
'karate'
+++
now we'll pull out all your pubic hair - lyric
+++
i dont wanna listen to american torture methods
+++
"torn up th geneva convention"
a different war they say
"war of terror"
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'higher ground'
+++
i speak
as th follower of a psychic religion
its about truth
and labelling
truth
for ALL to see
not for
YOU
+++
my diary
written to
the ALL
my god
everything everywhere everywhen
+++
and im a real
superpsychic
+++
wot my rotten little children
gunna be like
+++
[deleted]
+++
it wasnt that bad
"not tellin"
+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++
not masterclass superpsychic ?
"all big wank job"
writing's masturbatory
+++
i prefer just plain psychic
"me too"
+++
got my goal
"and mine"
+++
how about th
arch wizard
who was still searchin for real magic
+++
im just a ahuble wizard
the plain and simple kind
+++
why i ride a unicycle i guess
i'm an idiot
+++
george
'run'
+++
tell ya what
you run
and i'll ride my unicycle
and we'll see
who drops dead first
+++
how much energy you spending per mile ?
you must be joking
+++
it speaks shit
and it talks
congratulations
you;ve been given th gift of
humanity
+++
ever since humanity stopped lickin its own genitals
and just concentrated on their partner
they;ve had high falutin ideas
+++
"Speak for yurself"
"i got savages testicles"
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'cum chin mi gurlflen'
+++
all this frucking frucking its frucking kirring me-lyric
+++
nickelback
'how you remind me'
+++
<<<Smiel >>>
+++
are we having fun yet ? - lyric
+++
do ya listen to th lyrics ?
+++
"better still"
"do you read them ?"
generally mean two different things
+++
try
hooker with a penis
by tool
+++
dont judge a book by its cover
+++
?
'ya might be a redneck if'
+++
i am
i'm a burnt black fella
didnt wear a shirt all day
+++
deborah coleman
'my heart bleeds blue'
+++
ta synchronicity
"god"
+++
sounds better than
windows
+++
"windows is pickin em"
?"bee afraid"
+++
s alright
i off to have a shower
usually come out
bronze
bronzed aussie
+++
.
.
.
can i watch australian princess on th teevee ?
"get fucked"
i'll take that as a no then
+++
shower hasnt improved ya
i was a white man yesterday
today i'm a bronzed white man with a touch of red
most of it washed off
nothin too savage
another day of sun
and i'm caramel
another day of sun
and i'm black
i tan fast
+++
havent seen a lot of sun yet
this summer
+++
"you bit ahead of time"
always
+++
"Stop peering into th future"
do i have a choice ?
+++
dont need my short term memory
i'm psychic enoguh to say
pretty much th right thing
in response
+++
"that's th gift"
it has to be in response to something
"so we provide our own"
+++
for every action
"there is an equal and opposite reaction"
+++
lo-tel
'teeenager of the year'
+++
five mintues ago
th hsoue teenager
was fuckin around in th sink
screamin
i love me
i love me
"do ya really young fella ?"
"most ppl dont"
and he burned his finger
hmmm
he was being precocsious
if i could spell it right
"it"
fuckoff paulie
'maybe ya have to be telling th truth"
karma hey
"i guess"
+++
which chick is hitting on im now ?
"i dont know er name"
+++
beck
'beautiful way'
+++
apologize to th trolls
"get fucked"
+++
paulei
you took yur day out
on th trolls
"dont read other ppl's diaries"
is it clearly marked ?
+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++
ah fuck
that's salt
+++
say sorry
"sorry"
did ya mean it ?
"mean what ?"
+++
scus ei
.
.
.
"dirty little trolls"
"they deserve a good fuckin"
"baseball bat to th face"
ya gotta take it outta their arse first though man
makes th bat heavy
+++
do re mi
'theme from jungle jim'
+++
look its liek this
youve been a real cunt and
th tribal elders have decided
we park this
twenty litre drum of ky jelly
outside your
treehouse
pls dont remove it
+++
"or th cricket bat goes in"
"dry"
+++
cricket bat for a first offense wiz ?
"round end for a first offense"
+++
"turn bat around for second offense"
+++
watch out for jane
she bites
+++
george
'bastard son'
+++
"i'll give her a call tomorrow"
she may ring
it her turn
+++
should see her colour morticia
went on well over th blonde
+++
thought she wasnt gunna go black
"you were rabbitin in her ear"
fuck chocolate
less it's rich
+++
fixed th brake lights
was th fuse
if yur so fuckinc leve rltitle brother
you bein th one who doesnt smoke pot
and th fucker blew th fuse
last tie ya hooked th trailer up to my car
why didnt ya hand it to me
with a fuckin fuse
+++
efua
'somewhere'
+++
"why didnt he remember it then ?"
+++
havent had brake lights for a week
i thought he fixed problem
hmmm
+++
its not that little brother
its
i drive to and from school
most days
with your son
we looked at each other
it took a motorcyclist to tell us
+++
thank you
you maybe save our life
as th wizard
i extend to you
any excess good karma i may have
millions of smiles
literally
millions of smiels
while i ride my unicycle
+++
somewhere round th corner, where did he go ?- lyric
+++
my favourite game
on th unicycle
whiel dodging th pedestrians
th street furniture
th cars
taxis
buses
+++
"and fucking posts"
HE"S ALIVE
hi land surfer dude
+++
"where are th drugs ?"
.
.
.
i could
run th ammeter
over th trailer
i checked th
trailer wiring
on th car
make sure nothing was loose
+++
joel turner and th modern day poets
'these kids'
+++
some days
my diary is a cunt to read
+++
part of th kick
ridin a unicycle madly
some ppl shit bricks
+++
"other ppl laugh"
+++
some wee sensitive souls
take it upon themselves
to try and tell th
eighteen years ridin a uncicyle
never broken a bone
touch wood
how to do what i do
"oh you cant do that"
how th fuck would you know ?
i can ride over th lip
in th skate bowl
take th combing
ride down th
steep
hill
and continue riding
do a ewie
and ride back
up
over it
get over it
you dont know everything
+++
course
bein human
th young kids
ar eprettyd amn excited
th first
time
they see ya stuff it over th edge
they always want more
and when you reach yur limit
or just beyond
th bitching starts
yeah ok
when you can slide one
i'll listen to ya
in th meantime
you ride a girls bike
and you sit down to pee
now shut th fuck up girls
+++
nirvana
'drain you'
+++
oh it's tempting
+++
"cept th rain stopped"
"and i been wet most of th day"
+++
not enough water ya reckon ?
"lemmee think"
.
.
.
"theres not enough moon up"
"to see th ripples of th big gibbers"
"a midstream"
three inch rocks
"even crisscrsossin"
"we;d take one out"
we didnt last week
+++
"masochist"
"you know how many times i walked up and down that fuckin pottery roof?"
doughie as tiles
+++
little brother went thru two at once
always funny
+++
you weigh twice what i do
+++
something for kate
'three dimensions'
+++
i do not celebrate mass
that is sick
+++
mass
stops us from reaching th stars
on so many levels
+++
how fucking antiquated
throwin
mass
out th rear end
id rather throw
something less than nothing
forward
+++
?
'bluesrevenge'
+++
marianne faithfull
'pirate jenny'
+++
we just got a letter - lyric - a big boom - sound
+++
hmmm
+++
a space pirate jenny of course
i cant get space shanty paulie
by jon english
and th record's fucked
"keep searching"
+++
did it for that guy that day
hadnt heard it in
ten years
lost a stanze somewhere
"he cried"
"filled me full of pot"
and alcohol
"nice guy"
+++
"grab th lyrics"
"you know how it goes"
ok
+++
wot if you opened a vacuum to space ?
"you;d wanna do it over th ocean"
+++
unknown artist
'track 1'
+++
pj harvey it is
i travelled over dry earth and floods - lyric
+++'
cast out
+++
we can do with a bit of water disappearin cant we ?
+++
sea water that is
+++
.
.
.
had some visitors
+++
they're all off talkin cars now
+++
midnight oil
'luritja way'
+++
tenacious d
'explosivo'
+++
just bloody wasteful
stickin a rocket on one
one end
+++
garbage
'androgyny'
+++
androgeny ?
+++
"innee and an outee"
+++
the other end should suck
+++
"suck badly in fact"
+++
chuckin darts into th heavens
+++
chuckin mass out th rear end
wot happens if chuck no mass out th front end
it easier to make
+++
noosha fox
'only you can'(single version)
+++
push me pull you
+++
maybe it's like passenger cars
they were pretty well all
rear driven
then front driven
and now
four wheel driven
+++
havent ya got th enthusiasm
to dive under th land rover
cant say i blame ya
part of it might drop on ya
+++
that milo
builds a mean four wheel drive
what chassis rails he use ?
+++
city high
'you dont know me'
+++
a very diferent kind of
hilux so i'm told
+++
wider track
double th motor
tougher bits and
beat all th rules so far
totally outlaw
+++
not as insane
as yur sierra
you enjoyin workin on
fine racing automobiles
?
+++
we all looke dtat th trike
with an ls1
v8 motor in it and went
fuck
800 kilo
300 horses
this thing pulls liek a fourteen year old school girl
+++
they registered that ?
+++
machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
+++
b fucked
+++
too eager dear
slow down
you'll give me friction burns
or i'll dislocate yur jaw again
sorry
+++
its fuckin huge woman
ok turn around and i'll test its size in yur arse
dont i tell you yur pretty every day ?
+++
three more days it'll be a black cock
if i can find a place to sunbake naked
+++
U2
'all i want is you'
+++
i see you tomorrow red
i think
+++
cept you;ve gone blonde
wonder if i can talk you into
black
+++
one bright red wheel tail monkey pls
+++
"and make it snappy"
+++
ya got a little ginger kitten
is cute
+++
cant imagine
my feral
ginger tom cat(cut supposedly)
musta left a bit
ever bein that small
+++
found in a bin
+++
fatten er up
cat
the other white meat
+++
fukoff paulie
feel better now ?
"yeah"
+++
i better stretch tonight
or th mad irish femjack
will bend me in knots
and i'll scream
jesus woman
there are testicles down there ya know
+++
goin th grind
+++
balls deep in a
centrefold
ya never an
ex centrefold
"got it"
+++
do i wanna fuck you badly ?
i can try
i shoot for bad
and am always pleasantly surprised
cum wot may
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no16'
+++
[deleted]
[secret mens business]
+++
well that cleared th air
+++
?
'RUMBLP'
+++
laurie anderson
'sweaters'
+++
wot a gorgeous white sweater
and me with oily hands
+++
"hi kuta lady"
is she home ?"
"on th road still i think"
+++
the verve
'bitterswet symphony'
+++
yur old lady and little brother
had some words
over th driveway
+++
i parked mine back
after we fixed th brake lights
so ya got room to park
when are they pouring ?
+++
be awful glad
not to have gravel thrown up at my car anymore
+++
lady
you are th worst offender
+++
and yur ex girlfriend
walked over th bonnet of my falcon
+++
ya fuckin holden lover
+++
screwin a chick with a commodore
its sick is what it is
+++
"ya take yur wild roots where ya can find em"
hey tarz
felt you comin thru
+++
george
'spawn'
+++
run tarz
69+++
tarz appears to b running
tarz
th rules man
+++
ya cant fuck with other bits of long term memory
"i apologize tranny bitch"
+++
so
+++
tarz is a cunt
+++
"dont read ppl's diaries without permission"
dickhead
it never said it was a diary
underground or otherwise
"course it did"
"in th text"
.
.
.
the king of the hippies diary
+++
p.s.
mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt 1'
+++
the book has left th building
+++
sorry
still peerin into th future
force of habit
+++
kuta lady couldnt get in th
driveway
robbie and his old man
were parked across th grass
and th driveway
robbie's a bugger for parking
+++
her car's across th road
+++
"i dint park it there"
"said ya could park in front of my car for th eve"
+++
mind how ya go with that tank on th back guys
+++
"might roll around"
+++
ben folds
'brick'
+++
personally
i fold into a
ball
+++
which i must do
or versace lady jane
will snap me in two
+++
dont call me a cunt
cunts are usefull
+++
"mostly"
wot he said
+++
its time to tell th truth and - lyrics
+++
ya;d be a right fuckwit
lyin to yur diary
kinda defeat th purpose
+++
no i dont have a cunt
i am a cunt
i qualify
+++
"when yur quite done jennifer"
+++
machine gun fellatio
'the girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares'
+++
for months before i meet
the next girlfriend
+++
she appears in my dreams
+++
which is more pleasant than
th old man chasin me with a gun
had that one before
i knew what a gun
was
+++
which kinda makes sense
for someone who lives
a little forward of now
+++
mostly
i look forward about seven days
+++
nine inch nails
'fuck you like an animal'
+++
i got higher mind powers
gifts to be kind
compensated by
seriously rotten savages testicles
+++
are you little buggers ever gunna grow up ?
normal human males
dont have gonads like these
+++
yur pheremones can put me on th floor
gorillaz playing while hanging either side of
a knitting needle thru my testicles
do it long enough
in an enclosed space, restrained
my heart will stop
+++
everything needs a weakness
+++
being allergic to women
because of societal changes
+++
th body hasnt changed much
too adaptable
+++
wendy mathews
'the day you went away'
+++
can finally listen to this again
+++
fuck i hate you
+++
you made that baby did you ?
all by yurself ?
+++
conceited bitch
+++
i choose th sex
you shut yur fuckin hole
+++
"twist that"
+++
at least three ways
+++
they make th babies
th chick on th radio said
a what ?
+++
b fucked
+++
an egg without seed
is something you eat
+++
shakespears sister
'i dont care'
+++
"hello elizabeth shake a spear"
+++
she'll roe th day she fucked with me
'that's rue dear"
+++
mix female with female
human species be dead in
a thousand years
promise
+++
go play with yur battery operated girlfriend
+++
the panel
'opening theme'
Carlo v. Loesch
the king of the hippies diary wrote:
> you can have five nominees
>
> and chop their toes off
> dont need to be pyschic
> is cyclic
> in th planet
omg.. can't you have a blog like everybody else?? ;)))
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