ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST .

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TOPEKA, Kansas (Rueters) --
The FBI, CIA and MSNBC are in
the midst of a 50-state manhunt
for a disturbed individual who
escaped while being escorted
to a Funny Farm in Mudville.
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Ed Conrad, who has pissed
off millions of Google news group
readers -- especially atheists and
evolutionists -- for decades was
allowed to get off the bus to do
his duty at a truck stop after
convincing officers he was about
to deliver a stinky dose of diarrhea.
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"Once inside the rest room,
The Ignorant Bastard climbed out
a very high transom -- wearing
handcuffs and leg shackles --
and made his escape," BillO
Reilly has just informed his few
hundred viewers on Fox Noise.
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A witness, who looks Irish and
was waiting in line to do a No. 2,
said officers were this close to
catching him.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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This is the fugitive's most recent
FBI photo (which you probably
have seen if you've visited a Post
Office lately).
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Ed beating a dead horse
that used to be called Evolution.
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http://likethedew.com/img/beating-a-dead-horse.gif
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Conrad had been declared
legally insane after claiming he
has discovered of petrified bones
-- MANY HUMAN -- between coal
veins.
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IF true (which it's not),it would
blow the theory of the evolution of
man to smithereens and, as you
can well imagine, will put many
so-called sleazeball "scientists" --
especially those at the Smithsonian
and Penn State -- out of work.
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This is just part of the nincompoop's
pack of lies.
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http://www.edconrad.com
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< EARLIER STORY
(Carefully apply clothes-pin to your nose)
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http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.tv/browse_thread/thread/ebd11c719427643f
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The Raving Lunatic also claims
to possess undeniable, undisputed
evidence that YOU REALLY DON'T
DIE when you're dead.
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Please genuflect before clicking below.
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http://www.edconrad.org
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If you see the Looney Tuner,
call the magic number. (Please
use extra caution because he
may well be armed -- with his
computer -- and is considered
extremely dangerous, especially
when he's really pissed.
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