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I Dream Of Genie. Pt. 2.
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Hillary finds a magic lamp, rubs it, and releases a genie. "What is
your wish?" asks the genie. "Well, I'm a real nympho," says Hillary.
"So I wish that I'm always moist and see more pecker than any woman
who ever lived." So the genie turns her into a urinal.
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I Dream Of Genie.
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Mariah is walking along a beach when she comes across a lamp. She
picks it up, rubs it, and a genie pops out. As is customary the genie
grants her three wishes. She says, "I'd like a billion dollars."
Poof! A billion dollars appears at her feet. "I'd like a new
Mercedes." Poof! A new Mercedes appears before her. "Now make me... more »
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Rubick's Cube
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Did you hear about the Rubik's Cube for Negroes? It's black on all
sides and takes two minutes to solve
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Garbage Collection.
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A garbage man is collecting the cans when Meryl comes out of her house
in nightgown and curlers. "Am I too late for the trash?" she asks.
"No, dear," says the garbage man. "Hop in."
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Complexity.
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Did you hear about the Rubik's Cube for blondes? It's white on all
sides and takes two minutes to solve.
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Scrabble.
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A kid swallowed all the tiles from a Scrabble set. Doctors said the
problem will eventually work itself out, but not in so many words.
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Bet.
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After examining a 3,000 year old mummy, an archaeologist announces
that it's the body of a man who died of a heart attack. "How can you
tell?" asks one of his students. "I examined a piece of parchment
found in the mummy's hand," replied the archaeologist. "It was a
betting slip that said '$1,000,000 on Goliath.'"... more »
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Cleaning Out The Joke Bin. 2-2-12.
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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in food.
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I saw a cafeteria serving an all-day breakfast, but I didn't have that
much time.
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There's not much I don't know about horses. I spent five years
working in a French restaurant.
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Two bachelors are talking about cooking. "I got a cookbook once,"... more »
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Missing.
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How do you know if a Korean teenager has been in your house?
Your computer's warm, your house cleaning has been done, and your dog
is missing.
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