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Terrorists Kidnap Congress
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Ivan Awfulitch
Jan 12, 2012, 6:31:18 AM1/12/12
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC .
Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a
$100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to
douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We
are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”
Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a
$100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to
douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We
are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”
MÐ
Jan 12, 2012, 11:44:20 PM1/12/12
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On Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:31:18 GMT, Ivan Awfulitch <iv...@nuttyisp.com>
wrote:
Are you an insane terrorist working for Muhammad Ahmed Al-Munawar?
Congressmen are placed in office by hard working American voters, and
you think it would be funny to wipe them out completely?! That's a
direct threat to America. I want a 50,000 word explanation as to why
you shouldn't be hunted down and run through a stump grinder..
wrote:
Congressmen are placed in office by hard working American voters, and
you think it would be funny to wipe them out completely?! That's a
direct threat to America. I want a 50,000 word explanation as to why
you shouldn't be hunted down and run through a stump grinder..
shesa
Jan 13, 2012, 3:54:23 AM1/13/12
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americans are a big joke? :-D
Jack Schitt
Jan 13, 2012, 3:22:01 PM1/13/12
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"M�" <M�@�sS��.��m> wrote in message
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It's only a joke. Do you have no sense of humor. I've seen other versions
of
this same joke involving Clinton, Bush, and Obama. Congress is even less
popular than any of these presidents or ex-presidents.
Lord Valve
Jan 15, 2012, 9:09:54 AM1/15/12
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shesa wrote:
> Hehehehee... And you are still wondering why the rest of the world think
> americans are a big joke? :-D
...
> Hehehehee... And you are still wondering why the rest of the world think
> americans are a big joke? :-D
The "rest of the world" is a set of missile targeting
co-ordinates archived in a computer inside Cheyenne
Mountain in Colorado. So fuck 'em.
"Hehehehee" indeed.
Lord Valve
American - so far
MÐ
Jan 20, 2012, 10:30:19 PM1/20/12
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what we apparently can't own
grylion
Jan 30, 2012, 4:50:21 PM1/30/12
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On 13/01/2012 20:22, Jack Schitt wrote:
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> "MÐ" <MÐ@ÅsS¹Ð.çøm> wrote in message
I am English. And if you said the same joke using our Parliament instead
of Congress I would find it just as funny.
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> "MÐ" <MÐ@ÅsS¹Ð.çøm> wrote in message
of Congress I would find it just as funny.
David B
Jan 31, 2012, 6:44:16 AM1/31/12
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"grylion" wrote in message news:v-2dnfwAirwDjbrS...@bt.com...
Indeed. Me to, and in fact I adapted it to Email on.
nemo
Feb 3, 2012, 11:15:46 AM2/3/12
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"Ivan Awfulitch" wrote in message news:jemga...@news4.newsguy.com...
Nemo.
Having a look after a long break.
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