What we've learned from Bill Clinton:
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What we've learned from Bill Clinton:
1. "Is" doesn't mean "is."
2. Oral sex isn't sex.
3. Violence isn't the solution-unless you need to divert public attention
from your scandals.
4. It's okay to shove a gun in a six-year-old's face as long as your finger
isn't on the trigger
-Felecia B.
Network Nonsense
ABC-Americans Broadcasting Communism
NBC-Nationals Broadcasting Communism
CBS-Communist Broadcasting System
CNN-Castro's Network News
-IH
The Connections
Bill Clinton is to "the rule of law" as
Fidel Castro is to freedom, as
The Jerry Springer Show is to good taste, as
Janet Reno is to saving children, as
ABC, CBS, CNN and NBC are to unbiased reporting, as
Hilary is to child-rights advocacy.
-JD
The Proper Time
Choice should be exercised in the bedroom, not in the operating room.
-Dennis Johnson, Woodland, CA
DNC Family Values
Clinton-Gore: Keeping American families together-at gun point.
-Tim Botkin
Village Mentality
It takes a village to snatch a child.
-Eric Christensen
For Those Who Need To Know!
NOTICE: This vehicle is Second Amendment compliant.
-CloudWader
Chomp & More
Get a taste of censorship: Bite a liberal
Feminism is to female as Racism is to race
Feminists can do anything a man can do-
except tell the truth
Killing is NOT a right.
It's a child, NOT a "choice."
Ask Not What the Government Can Force Others to Do for You
Be a hero, save a whale
Save a baby, go to jail!
Hate is not a Family Value,
It's a Liberal Value!
Practice Random Acts of Stupidity,
Become a Liberal
Common Sense is Neither
-Not Politically Correct
Fight Corruption with Corruption
Nixon 2000-He's not as stiff as Gore
-George Avery
What Does Al Have To Offer
Al Gore 2000
All the corruption of Clinton, but none of the charm.
-Jim Bass
The Feminine Mistake
Feminism has failed!
They still don't know how to drive.
-Russ Muller
To Quote Jefferson
"No free man shall ever be de-barred the use of arms."
-Michael
Gun Control Thyself
I'll let Bill control my gun when he learns to control his.
-Tom Donlin
WWRD?
What should we do for Elian?
What Would Reagan Do?
-Joel Fuhrmann
A Hillary by Any Other Name
Hillary Rodham
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Hillary
NO to ALL THREE
-Nick Nigro, Bronx, NY
Liberal Distribution
Free condoms for kids.
Free needles for druggies.
Free trigger-locks for gun owners?
-Forrest Bonner
Gun Comprehension
What part of ". the right of the people to keep and bear arms ." does the
anti-gun establishment NOT understand?
-John DePasquale, Alexandria, Virginia
Logic Bullet
Gun Control:
Freedom diminished for the lawful.
Another law for the unlawful to ignore.
A more oppressive State for enemies of the Constitution.
-John DePasquale, Alexandria, Virginia
Enough Blame To Go Around
NRA is no more responsible for gun violence than NBC or NBA or NAACP.
-Andrew J. Mathews
Gun Safety
Fight crime . shoot back
-Russ Muller
Gore Control
Don't Let Clinton Gore the Country.
-Charles G. Clark
Gore Rot
The Democratic Party is rotten to the Gore.
-Mike Fowler, Balto., MD
Dem Logic
Keep our crack houses safe for children-support trigger locks for guns!
-Felecia B.
No Free Lunch
What the government gives,
It must first take away.
-John S. Coleman
Uses for a Confiscated Gun
Liberals want your guns.
They are going to forge them into chains of slavery.
-Walter Baggoe
Effects of Gun Control
Trigger Locks: Safe Sex for Rapists.
-Russ Smith, Orange, CA
Beat Them at Their Own Game
Stop Al Gore's Risky Spending Spree
-Elena Wortman
Dangerous Evolution
Never trust an 'evolving' politician... what will he mutate into next week?
Only a rapist can deny a woman's "right to choose."
-Sandee McLeieer, Florida
A Vote for Al .
A vote for Al (Gore) is a vote for Al (Sharpton).
-Steve Robertson
Rhymes with Fire
Clinton lies to cover up treason
Carville lies 'cause lying's "in season"
But AL GORE lies for no apparent reason!
-Jmac, Clinton Township, NJ
Damnation Expressway
The road to hell is paved with good intentions .
by government contractors.
-Rodney Smith
Attention Liberals:
You do not have the right to happiness,
You have the right to pursue happiness.
Do not expect Civil Rights
If you do not practice Civil Responsibilities.
All men are created equal-
after that, it's up to you.
-Ray Markey, Haddon Heights, NJ
Hope for the Best .
You cannot give a government power to "do good."
You can only give it power and HOPE it does good.
The safe bet is to give it as little power over our lives as possible.
-Oscar Kirzner, Tulsa, OK
Bacterial Inflection
Is it any coincidence that "Al Gore"
sounds like "Algae"?
Socialism is the disease, not the cure.
-Aaron Oakley, Perth, Western Australia
Crisis of Liberalism
A Hollywood liberal's worst nightmare?
A cure for AIDS is found in dolphins!
-Rob Long
Climate Control
The only global warming .
Is hot air from the mouths of environmentalists!
Communism in the 21st century?
It's called the New World Order
-Russ Muller
Proper Role of Government
Protector Not Provider
Hate Speech: Anything a liberal doesn't want to hear.
-Vince Basehart
Insensitivity Training
Tolerate Intolerance
-W. Sweitzer Va.
Update for the New Millennium
Bumper sticker in the 1960s: "Question Authority"
Bumper sticker for the 2000s: "Question Leftority"
-David Derrick
Flag Fight
The Left is:
-AGAINST the Confederate Flag.
-FOR the Chicom Red Banner.
-Dan Leo, Hollywood Hills, CA
Call It What It Is
It's not "Clinton fatigue," it's disgust!
-Briggs
Don't Compromise, or Appease
Global peace can be achieved,
WITHOUT the loss of national sovereignty
-Russ Muller
Defining Rights
I believe in a woman's right to choose:
You can choose to have intercourse, or choose not to.
Choice ends where conception begins.
-Ray Markey, Haddon Heights, NJ
Master and Puppet
Gore and Clinton-the Pinocchio Twins
-Dan Leo, Hollywood Hills, CA
Double Standards
Confederate flag in S. Carolina state capitol-uproar
Anti Catholic "art exhibition" in Brooklyn N.Y. museum-silence
John Rocker interview-furor
Louis Farrakhan speech-enthusiasm
Amadu Dialo's death-condemnation
Nicole Simpson brown's death-understanding
George W. Bush's alleged drug use-outrage
Al Gore alleged drug use-embrace
Senator Packwood's sexual harassment-expulsion
President Clinton's sexual harassment-glorification
-Koby Kalfus CA
Stick to the Three R's
Schools should teach children to read and write-
not point and click.
Schools should pass out homework and report cards-
not condoms and clean needles.
-Russel F
Reverse Racism
The blacks have their own KKK
It's called the NAACP
-Russ Muller
Think for Yourself
Subvert The Dominant News Media
-tjmaly
Grow To Grow
A robust economy is a sure-fire way to create more Republicans.
-D Crosby
Quality Recycled
When you give up your liberty for security-
You deserve neither.
-Kelly Walter
Ending Hate Speech
End hate speech NOW!
Gag Donna Brazile
-Paul Cote
Seconding the Second
"A society that doesn't trust honest citizens to own-and carry-weapons,
is a society you shouldn't trust very much..."
-John Rollinson
Poignant Questions
If public schools are so great,
How come Chelsea Clinton didn't go to one?
If Communism is so great,
How come Jane Fonda lives here?
-Tom Donlin
Atheists Need Prayers
Pray for the safe return of Madeline Murray O'Hare.
-BA
Reality/Spell Check
The only difference between Communism and Socialism is the spelling!
-Russ Muller
Shrink the Beast
Government is not your Nanny
Vote Republican
Don't be a government diaper baby
Grow up and Vote Republican
Iron Law of History overlooked by Marx:
Oppressive Government always grows itself under the guise of caring and
protecting
-John DePasquale, Alexandria, Virginia
Boogie Nights
End the Boogie Nights in Washington:
Register Libertarian; Vote Republican.
-Niemand.
Zero Population Nonsense
There are only two kinds of people genuinely concerned about overpopulation:
suicides and hypocrites.
-Jsims75
Succeeding Liberalism
Infuriate a liberal-succeed!
-RichardB
The Evolution of Fear
AARP-Voting through fear
Clinton-Capitalizing on fear
Democrats-Government by fear
FDR-"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"
-JSun
New Slogan for Socialism
Work harder, millions of welfare people depend on you.
-Koby Kalfus CA
New Bumpersticker
Recognize diversity; celebrate excellence.
-Les Barker
Four More Years?!?
Forget the Constitution! Re-elect Ferdinand & Imelda Clinton!
-John Mueller, Albuquerque, NM
Choice Question
If it's not alive and not human, why do you need an abortion?
-AJ Collins
Want to make America a better place?
It's the constitution STUPID!
-Russ Muller
The Good Word
Those that turn their swords(guns) into plowshares .
will be doing the plowing for those who don't!
If there is a religious right,
Then there has to be a religious wrong.
-George
The Happy Prison
If Communism is so great and ideal,
why did they need a wall to keep people in?
-Rob Long
Dollars and Sense
If you want your money spent, vote Democrat.
If you want your money conserved, vote Republican.
If you want your money, vote Libertarian.
-Bob Lallier
A Tale of Two Presidents
Reagan loved this country,
Clinton couldn't wait to change it.
Reagan saluted the military because he wanted to,
Clinton saluted because he had to.
Reagan thought our people were great,
Clinton wanted to change them and take care of them.
Reagan thought the Oval Office belonged to the people,
Clinton made it his private possession.
Reagan loved and respected Nancy,
Clinton loves women but doesn't respect them.
Reagan inspired the people,
Clinton made us believe that we aren't all that much.
-Koby Kalfus CA.
Voice of Dissent
Read My Lips-No New Texans
-jgstarr
CULTURAL HEGEMONY
If you don't know what that means...
Thank the government school system that "educated" you.
-Bruce Donaldson
Eco-Logic
Save a tree-shoot a beaver.
-Samiam
Oh, Pat.
Pat Buchanan and LENORA FULANI???#!@???
You lie down with dogs you get up with fleas
-Russ Muller
Easy Conversion
If liberals had a clear vision, common sense, and integrity,
they would be conservatives.
-Arash
Watch Out!
Don't Let Al Gore Your Property Rights
-James Kielland
Summarizing Democrats:
"Moral Downsizing and Expanding Government"
-by Lowell Ponte, submitted by Dave White
Praise for the WTO
Any organization that can get the anarchists, tree huggers, labor unions,
and Pat Buchanan that worked up can't be all bad.
-Cash Value
Black Racism, Inc:
The Nation of Islam
Al Sharpton
Jesse Jackson
The Congressional Black Caucus
John Singleton
Spike Lee
Ice Cube
Just a few of the members of-
-Dave Kelly
The Benefits of Gun Control
Turned in my guns today, and all I got were these leg-irons
-Loren, Colorado Springs
Y2K Survival Kit
The Ten Commandments and the Constitution.
All you need to get you through
-Russ Muller
March of Progress
In the 19th century . we got rid of slavery.
In the 20th century . we got rid of Communism.
In the 21rst century . we'll make sure they never come back.
-Mike Willis, Valrico, Florida
Pareto's Law
If incomes are equalized, they'll be equalized at a low level.
-Gordon Paravano
A Cabinet That Looks Like China
Q. If the Departments of Defense, Energy, and Commerce were merged, what
would the new department be named?
A. The Department of Chinese Nuclear Weapons Technology.
-Pfcote
Antidote for Socialism
Just because everyone can't be rich,
Doesn't mean everybody has to be poor.
-Russ Muller
A Choice foe Everyone but Mom
Abortionists are for everyone elses's abortion,
-but NOT there own.
-Dennis Johnson, Woodland, CA
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