THE VILLAGE, Okla. -- A metro woman faces child neglect charges after
she sent her 4-year-old daughter to school drunk, police said.
Christina Aaron, 34, was arrested Wednesday night and bailed out of
the Oklahoma County Jail on Thursday.
Officers said Aaron left an open beer can within reach of her
daughter. When the mother fell asleep, the child took a drink from the
can.
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is
accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a
strange story, but also a sad one.
April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her
husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old
managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors
presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and
says she won't let it happen again.
The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering
the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said
he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police
report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated
for alcohol consumption.
You forgot one additional "4-yr old liberal" story - Sen. Al Franken
(Dummy-MN.) shutting off Joe Lieberman during todays Senate session. How
many more feet do these moronic Dems have left to shoot themselves in?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091217/ap_on_go_co/us_senate_lieberman
Before we answer your question, Cornhole. shouldn't you be answering
ours? It's only fair, since we asked you before. You said there is
evidence of the democrats committing election fraud. Okay, where is
it?
S. Olson
Eight Acornites in St Louis were charged with and plead guilty to
federal election fraud. And maybe you'll remember the $1 million
embezzlement by Dale Rathke, brother of the Acorn founder. And then
there was the $800,000 that Obama's campaign paid to offshoot
Community Organizations for Reform Now. And even if there are no
voter fraud convictions (yet), even democrats in Minnesota believe
Acorn had a hand in Al Franken's fraudulent victory.
They had liberal parents whose health plan did not include abortion
rights.
You'll be notified when and if we want to hear anything coming from your
putrid yap. And get this straight sonny, NOBODY questions The Colonel,
especially a whimpering left-wing whelp like yourself. Now go take a seat
and we'll let you know when you can get up again.
Everyone's been questioning and mocking proven fraud and disgrace Col.
Bill Kilgore for years. <snicker>
>And get this straight sonny, NOBODY questions The Colonel....
....'cause the Colonel doesn't have any answers.
To the contrary, in a classic (& as always unconscious) hard-core
conservative nod to "go green" policies, he endless recycles a very short
list of pre-determined angry white wing-bot responses, which in his mind
are all guar-an-teed to prove that he is one badass mofo while deflecting
scrutiny of his patently absurd claims, suppositions, distortions, and
outright lies.
Bellowed with all the outraged bluster he can muster, this tattered laundry
list of nonsensical tub-thumping garnished with juvenile self-
aggrandizement only serves to spotlight his lowly status as a brainless
bigoted boor and buffoon.
Everyone's been questioning and mocking proven fraud and disgrace Col.
Bill Kilgore for years. <snicker>
We don't have to worry about questioning you any more- we *know* the
answers - don't we, Denise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nocd0uefrfA
http://www.skepticfiles.org/atheist/holocaus.htm
Considering that you consider us so unworthy of your precious time here, you
sure seem to spend a lot of time and bandwidth telling us about it. Must be
that Jill thingy, huh, coward. Medical discharge, indeed.
The only "answers" in proven fraud and disgrace Col. Bill Kilgore's
demented world are those hallucinated by his underpowered HIV- and
crack-addled brain. Gospel.
LMAO!
S. Olson
You mean like asking one of your questions?
> And get this straight sonny, NOBODY questions The Colonel,
> especially a whimpering left-wing whelp like yourself. Now go take a seat
> and we'll let you know when you can get up again.
This means two things:
A. Cornhole can't answer the question because, among other things,
he's not smart enough.
B. Cornhole thinks HIS questions are MUCH more important than ours.
S. Olson
Just another service I provide, Cornhole. Hope you enjoy it.
S. Olson
Manufacturer: E&J Gallo Wineries, California
Note: E&J Gallo, a fine wine distributor, disguises involvement with a
product of such horrendous quality with a front company, Thunderbird
Ltd. Don't get caught unaware!
Price: 3.99 / 750ml.
Alcohol Content: 17.5%
Found In: Chester, PA
Presentation: 1/5 – Disgusting off-white color reminiscent of piss.
Taste: 3/5 – Far better than the rumors claim. Tastes like a dreadful
white wine.
Burn: 4/5 – There’s not much to protect you from the pure alcohol.
Buzz: 2.5/5 – Right down the middle. An “American Classic” stupor.
Rarity: 3/5 – Difficult to find outside of the larger cities.
Value: 3/5 – Surprisingly drinkable bum wine with an illustrious
history.
Thunderbird is just about as 'hood as you can get, in my opinion. The
story is fairly well known, but I'll retell it here for the masses:
When prohibition ended, the Gallo brothers (Ernest and Julio) set
about to make a name for themselves in the wine industry. They began
marketing Thunderbird to low-income neighborhoods in a bid to become
the "Campbell's Soup of the wine industry." Sales took off presumably
because in the 1930's people didn't know what wine tasted like and
this was the best they could get. My research is somewhat sketchy ...
of course, everyone remembers that famous jingle:
What's the word?
Thunderbird!
The search for Thunderbird led me to the ghetto of Chester, PA. It’s
hard to find bum wine in Pennsylvania the way it is with our stringent
liquor laws, but the ‘Bird was easily the most difficult to track
down. At almost $4 per bottle it was easy to see why PA doesn’t have
any difficulty controlling vagrancy. Buying bum wine in this state is
just too expensive to be economically feasible for your average urban
drunkard.
I got home with my bottle of T-Bird and I was anxious to try it, but I
restrained myself in favor of super-chilling it first. After a few
hours in the freezer, I cracked the twist-cap and took a swing,
instantly surprised by what I tasted. For all the legend and hype
surrounding this booze and its Clorox-like qualities, Thunderbird
wasn’t nearly as harsh as I was expecting. It retained a flavor of
poorly fermented grapes and, aside from the burning and industrial-
strength smell, actually tasted like a really, really, really awful
white wine. It was intensely sugary and presented an aftertaste that
fell somewhere between ginger ale and cough syrup.
Wanting as many people as I could to indulge in a cultural
"experience," I got on the phone and called in the troops. I shared
this bottle with my friends the best way I could think of: in lip-
cutting tin cups around a fire contained in a fifty-gallon drum. I got
varied reactions from them and I’m sure one or two reconsidered being
my friend after drinking Thunderbird, but it was entertaining to me
nonetheless. Some of them noted that the wine reminded them of stuff
they'd had in church, reinforcing my fact that the Catholic church
cuts costs everywhere it can. I don't think there's any rules written
down about what kind of wine needs to be blessed to become Christ's
blood, but I like to make boldface claimes with little emperical
evidence to support them.
Of course, I procured a second bottle in the interest of science and
hammered through that one on my own time. It took me about an hour and
a half while sitting at my computer watching House to get through the
whole thing. After I polished off the mighty bottle I felt buzzed, but
I was twitchy and jittery instead of feeling a heightened sense of
reality. Granted, it was pretty late and I was tired when I started in
on the bottle and that most likely affected the experiment. I suffered
through a terrible night's sleep, kept awake from the intense amounts
of sugar and sulfites in the booze and the valiant buzz that held on
until the very end. The thought of purging the vile drink from my
system with the two-fingered salute crossed my mind, but I soldiered
on in spite of it.
With Thunderbird crossed off my list I felt like I accomplished one of
my lifelong goals. I resolved to pick up a bottle every time I was in
the Philadelphia area which equates to maybe once or twice a year
which is more than any sane person should be able to stomach of this
ungodly drink.
UPDATE: There is currently a hilarious commercial from the 70’s on
Youtube featuring a bunch of black people at a disco bar “shaking ‘em
up” with Thunderbird and grapefruit juice. Send your test results to
gfh...@psu.edu in the name of science!
I generally tweak you & yer brethren while I'm uploading reports or
downloading area work plans. It helps pass the time and provides a few
laughs at the expense of overbearing delusional blowhards such as your
fine self.
Once I've posted, I can count on you to respond with your standard-issue
ad hominem bluster (as above) until (having exhausted your blank
ammunition) you silently slink away. There are no measured responses
from Billy Bar-Talk -- ever.
> Medical discharge, indeed.
Indeed -- that's when I received my NDSM.
So when exactly did you receive your medal? Ohhh, that's right -- you
couldn't possibly have been awarded any medal since you were (to use your
own terminology from a contemporaneous post) "never there".
Happy holidays, Civilian Bill.
Proven fraud and disgrace Col. Bill Kilgore appears to have cut and
run. Again. Maybe he's off on a "secret mission". Haven't heard
about missions since his humiliation following bogus claims of a "5
figure monthly military pension"! <snicker>
That Jill thingy always seems to tweak a multi-paragraph response from you,
doesn't it Newton.
Proven fraud and disgrace Col. Bill Kilgore appears to have cut and
run. Again. Maybe he's off on a "secret mission". Haven't heard
about missions since his humiliation following bogus claims of a "5
figure monthly military pension"! <snicker>
Look at it this way Denise. It could be "2-figures" and it would still be
more than your book earned. <chortle>
Cornhole has a "5 figure' military pension. The money comes in all
kinds of colors and has choo-choos on it.
S. Olson
S. Olson
The "5" figure description is a reference to the totality of our monthly
pensions, annuities, dividends, etc. That was explained to Denise years ago
but she still just doesn't quite get it. And BTW, as for the government
portion of our monthly income and as you are most likely a US taxpayer -
THANKS CHUMP!
You last used it to buy Park Place, didn't you, Cornhole?
S. Olson
You can try to evade it but you can't deny your own bullshit, o proven
fraud and disgrace Col. Bill Kilgore. <snicker>
That's the only logical explanation for the paper money in the pocket
of proven fraud and disgrace Col. Bill Kilgore. <snicker>
Oh, horseshit -- bumbling buffoon and proven fraud and disgrace Col.
Bill Kilgore has been trying for years and years and years to run and
hide from his exposure as a simple minded faker.
Poor proven fraud and disgrace Col. Bill Kilgore couldn't even manage
that simple purchase. He had to borrow funny money from his roommate
at the asylum. <snicker>
Watch Cornhole claim he never said it was in 'dollars.'
S. Olson
> That Jill thingy always seems to tweak a multi-paragraph response from
> you, doesn't it Newton.
Bunk.
Coward.
Lying moron.
>>> That Jill thingy always seems to tweak a multi-paragraph response
>>> from you, doesn't it Newton.
>> Bunk.
> Coward.
Bunk.
> My father would have beaten me silly and grounded me til I was 6!
>
>
> THE VILLAGE, Okla. -- A metro woman faces child neglect charges after
> she sent her 4-year-old daughter to school drunk, police said.
>
> Christina Aaron, 34, was arrested Wednesday night and bailed out of
> the Oklahoma County Jail on Thursday.
>
> Officers said Aaron left an open beer can within reach of her
> daughter. When the mother fell asleep, the child took a drink from the
> can.
>
>
> CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is
> accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a
> strange story, but also a sad one.
>
> April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her
> husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old
> managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors
> presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and
> says she won't let it happen again.
>
> The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering
> the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said
> he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police
> report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated
> for alcohol consumption.
Yup....that Nemo "klan" SURE are a buncha "low -
rents".........heehe.............
--
Best
Greg
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