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anon

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May 22, 2012, 9:10:08 PM5/22/12
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Original Proverb:

"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish. and you
feed him for a lifetime."

Revised Proverb:

"Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, food stamps, section 8 housing,

Medicaid, Supplemental Security Income, 100 weeks of unemployment checks,

. and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime."



Juris Diction

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May 23, 2012, 4:25:36 AM5/23/12
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If somebody had of taught you how to think correctly, you wouldn't be
posting such bogus nonsense.

--

Fuck The Alamo, Remember The Bush Error

* M. Romney Now Running GWBush v.2.0 >buggy, cult infected<

Republicans seem determined to take
EVERYBODY to hell along with them.

Taxi Habib

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May 23, 2012, 5:11:06 AM5/23/12
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In article <iwas-A3DF9C.0...@news.shawcable.net>
Juris Diction <iw...@theditch.com> wrote:
>
> In article <5le2uh....@news.alt.net>, "anon" <anon@anon> wrote:
>
> > Original Proverb:
> >
> > "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish. and you
> > feed him for a lifetime."
> >
>
>
> > Revised Proverb:
> >
> > "Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, food stamps, section 8 housing,
> >
> > Medicaid, Supplemental Security Income, 100 weeks of unemployment checks,
> >
> > . and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime."
>
>
>
>
> If somebody had of taught you how to think correctly, you wouldn't be
> posting such bogus nonsense.

If Obama could think for himself, he wouldn't need all those
czars.


















Sid9

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May 23, 2012, 12:30:02 PM5/23/12
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"Taxi Habib" <taxi...@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
news:KQJDUK7V4105...@reece.net.au...
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.
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If Romney moved his arms you might get the impression he was a human rather
than a robot.
When will Romney prove he was born in the United States?

Bob Eld

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May 23, 2012, 1:37:46 PM5/23/12
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That's why the Democrats and Obama push education, idiot! Of course,
repugs want to cut funds to eduction, lay off teachers and allow student
interest to double. Repugs simply don't give a shit what happens to the
country and if everybody winds up poor or unable to get jobs, so be it.
They certainly don't want to teach anybody any useful skills, they'ed
rather just ship jobs to China, fuck America, it makes PROFITS bigger.

Juris Diction

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May 24, 2012, 12:31:04 AM5/24/12
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In article <jpj3ad$iov$1...@dont-email.me>, "Sid9" <sid9@ bellsouth.net>
wrote:
Maybe he should go with Dorothy to get a character from the OZ.


> When will Romney prove he was born in the United States?

I hear his middle name is "Rapture." That might be the sign Christians
were waiting for. Damn! I'll be glad when they're gone.




--

Fuck The Alamo, Remember The Bush Error

* M. Romney Now Running GWBush v.2.0 >buggy, cult infected<

Republicans seem determined to take
EVERYBODY to hell along with them.

Obstructive Republicans need a full timeout.

Christopher Helms

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May 24, 2012, 4:36:53 AM5/24/12
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On Tuesday, May 22, 2012 8:10:08 PM UTC-5, anon wrote:
> Original Proverb:
>
> "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish. and you
> feed him for a lifetime."


Revised Proverb:

"Give a starving man a fish and you're a communist. Teach a starving man to fish, then outlaw fishing because an agribusiness conglomerate wants the water rights, then lock the starving man up in one of your for profit private prisons because he fished anyway and you're a Great American."

Eddie Haskell

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May 29, 2012, 6:01:36 PM5/29/12
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"Bob Eld" <nsmon...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:jpj79j$e8l$1...@dont-email.me...
> On 5/22/2012 6:10 PM, anon wrote:
>> Original Proverb:
>>
>> "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish. and
>> you
>> feed him for a lifetime."
>>
>> Revised Proverb:
>>
>> "Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, food stamps, section 8
>> housing,
>>
>> Medicaid, Supplemental Security Income, 100 weeks of unemployment checks,
>>
>> . and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime."
>>
>>
>
>
> That's why the Democrats and Obama push education, idiot!

No, Hussein and the democrats push money for the NEA so that a portion can
be returned to democrat campaign coffers in return for opposing any form of
school choice that would vastly improve education but that would force
teachers unions out of their comfy position of not having to be accountable
or compete, you dumbfuck.

> Of course, repugs want to cut funds to eduction,

Lie.

> lay off teachers

The democrat threat to any proposal to cut spending in general. Teachers,
fire fighters and police are always the first to go as opposed to billions
being wasted on programs that don't work. It's extortion in order to
bankrupt the fuck out of the country, you dumbfuck.

> and allow student interest to double.

We only want it to be paid for, you stupid fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmiU_C2UEdM

> Repugs simply don't give a shit what happens to the country and if
> everybody winds up poor or unable to get jobs

While you've utterly fucking destroyed public education in this country and
all for money and power. Goddamn you're a fucking idiot.

> , so be it. They certainly don't want to teach anybody any useful skills,
> they'ed rather just ship jobs to China, fuck America, it makes PROFITS
> bigger.

Yeah, and why don't you champion unions, trial lawyers, the highest
corporate tax in the world and think up as many regulations as possible
while you create an unfriendly business environment while you piss about
jobs moving overseas? My god you're dumb as FUCK.

-Eddie Haskell


Lamont Cranston

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May 29, 2012, 8:59:06 PM5/29/12
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On 5/29/2012 3:01 PM, Eddie Haskell wrote:
> "Bob Eld"<nsmon...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:jpj79j$e8l$1...@dont-email.me...
>> On 5/22/2012 6:10 PM, anon wrote:
>>> Original Proverb:
>>>
>>> "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish. and
>>> you
>>> feed him for a lifetime."
>>>
>>> Revised Proverb:
>>>
>>> "Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, food stamps, section 8
>>> housing,
>>>
>>> Medicaid, Supplemental Security Income, 100 weeks of unemployment checks,
>>>
>>> . and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime."
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> That's why the Democrats and Obama push education, idiot!
>
> No, Hussein

...is dead, Iddie. Get over it. Your hero is dead.

Bob Eld

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May 29, 2012, 9:55:46 PM5/29/12
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On 5/29/2012 3:01 PM, Eddie Haskell wrote:
The US has a high corporate tax rate but nobody pays it because of all
of the loopholes and special deals. Fifty percent of corporations paid
NO income tax last year yet profits are at an all time high... Such a
system.

The greedy bastards are fucking America and you blame Lawyers, Unions,
and regulations. You are truly sick.

Why should the business climate be "friendly" only to benefit the
Plutocrats and Oligarchs but not the common man and society? If you do
business in the US and SELL to Americans, you should have some loyalty
and concern for the country that creates the opportunity and
infrastructure for you to make money. If you like the selfish
individualistic libertarian way where you owe nobody anything but only
take from society, move to Somalia, you'd love it there. They have no
pesky laws or regulations and nobody gives a shit. You could even become
a Pirate. I hear it's wide open.
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