How to obtain free sexual intercourse with actor Tom Cruise... (joke)
plato...@yahoo.com
All you have to do, like his former wife and his ex-girlfriend(s)
also, is to
' 'not like his Satanic*** cult (the cult of Scientology):'
' According to a recent magazine interview** with Tom Cruise,
' he said - pointing his finger in the air at anyone in general -
' anyone who does not like the Satanic cult of actor Tom Cruise,
' is approached by him thuswise.
' "Fuck you! Fuck you!" *
So, Christians are definitely in the advantage, and in particular
Catholics, as shown in the past...
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Footnotes:
* (from the cover story of the August 2004 'Rolling Stone' magazine -
' an extensive and exclusive interview with the Satanic cult
' adherent Tom Cruise, quoting Tom Cruise word-for-word:
' "Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then,
' fuck you." He rises from the table. "Really." He points an angry
' finger at the imaginary enemy.
' "Fuck you." His face reddens. "Period."
** I do not mean the June 1983 Penthouse magazine interview*** with
' the son, L. Ron Hubbard junior, of the Satanic* cult founder.
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/alt.religion.scientology/msg/f8f3eea9c2035dc1
from which I quote:
' 'Ron Jr. says that he remembers much of his childhood. He claims
' to recall, at six years, a vivid scene of his father performing
' an abortion ritual on his mother with a coat hanger. He remembers
' that when he was ten years old, his father, in an attempt to get
' his son in tune with his black-magic worship, laced the young
' Hubbard's bubble gum with phenobarbital. Drugs were an important
' part of Ron Jr.'s growing up, as his father believed that they
' were the best way to get closer to Satan --the Antichrist of
' black magic.
' Ron Jr. also recalls a hard-drinking, drug-abusing father who
' would mistreat his mother and other women, but who, when, under
' the influence, would delight in telling his son all of his
' exploits.'
*** 'Actor Tom Cruise, A Jesus-Hater,(*) Sends Christmas Cards... That
' Are Promoting The Pretenses Of Satan(**)'
' (22 December 2004 - Version 1.2 on 23 Dec 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/soc.culture.jewish/msg/dfa8a4bbdeaa3d53?dmode=source
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References:
' 'Drug Use Confuses Perception With Reality' (11 April 2004)
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=3b6f518d.0404110259.124a605d%40posting.google.com&output=gplain
' 'Thought Police A Full Reality In Scientology's 'Confessional,
' Lie-detector Metered, Security Checking'' (2 December 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/soc.rights.human/msg/40754b77dbebe995
' 'Truth will set you free: Rehabilitating cult members back into
' the society' (24 November 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic/msg/391d7e099c54e18f
' 'Criminal Mind Tom Cruise is "friends" publicly now with
' 'scientology'-owner David Miscavige'
' (20 September 2004 - Version 1.3 on 16 Oct 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/alt.journalism/msg/6eeceac199980c0d?dmode=source
' 'Addition to 'The Criminal Mind Tom Cruise "friends" publicly now
' with 'scientology'-owner David Miscavige'
' (22 September 2004 - Version 1.01 on 26 Sept 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic/msg/f61b229e19992e9e?dmode=source
' 'Criminal Mind Tom Cruise 'In Bed With' The Norwegian Nobel
' Undermining-And-Demolishing-Peace Prize Committee Member(s)'
' (27 October 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/msg/e76d4e82f9e20a7b?dmode=source
' 'Nobel Prize Committees - Promoting 'NO Peace' And 'NO Science'
' {HRI 20041214-V1.3} (14 Dec 2004 - Version 1.3 on 28 Dec 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/human-rights-issues/msg/67494581cfde9535?dmode=source
' 'Know More About 'scientology' Than 'scientologists' Themselves
' - The Bliss Of Being Made Blind To Evil Forever'
' (23 February 2004 - Version 1.31 beta on 24 Mar 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/us.taxes/msg/4fb4cce0cffa353b?dmode=source
' 'Know More Than 'scientologists' Know About Themselves
' - By The Greatest Expert On The Subject'
' (14 January 2004 - DRAFT Version 2.1 beta on 8 Feb 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/us.taxes/msg/4fb4cce0cffa353b?dmode=source
' 'Koos' FAQ about the psychosis of alt.religion.scientology -
' summarizing eight years of experience with it.
' With some Footnotes by Koos on Small and Fine Particle Physics
' (22 May 2004 - Version 3.6 on 3 Nov 2004)
http://www.googlegroups.com/group/alt.education/msg/e7a948a08ac3ed5c?dmode=source