JOKE: paint my mistress nude
Craig Bennett
http://www.pangea.ca/~gemhouse
There was a world famous artist visiting Rome painting landscapes and
portraits. A nobleman requested an audience which was granted. The nobleman
said,"Sir, I will give you a thousand pieces of gold to paint my mistress
nude."The artist stated that he did not do that type of work as his moral
standards would not allow it. The nobleman returned a week later and
said,"Sir, I know that you are an honorable man but my mistress is very
impressed with your work. I will give you five thousand pieces of gold if
you will paint her nude." Once again the artist refused stating his moral
code as an excuse. A month later the nobleman returned and said,"Sir I will
give you ten thousand gold pieces to paint my mistress nude." The artist
thought for a while and said,"Come back tomorrow and I will give you my
answer. The nobleman arrived bright and early the following day. He
repeated his offer,"...ten thousand gold pieces to paint his mistress
nude." The artist said he would with one condition."My wife gave me
permission to paint your mistress nude with the one condition that I must
keep my socks on as I suffer from arthritis."
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