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An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time.
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Craig Bennett
Aug 1, 2001, 1:54:27 PM8/1/01
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An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day,
he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of
his paint brush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of
the female body and was able to really make his paintings shine. After a
month, the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and
decided to take it easy for the day. Since, Karen, his model, had already
shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk - since
normally he preferred to do his painting in silence. They talked for a few
hours, getting to know each other better. Then as they were sipping their
claret, the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up and said, "OH
NO It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"
he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of
his paint brush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of
the female body and was able to really make his paintings shine. After a
month, the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and
decided to take it easy for the day. Since, Karen, his model, had already
shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk - since
normally he preferred to do his painting in silence. They talked for a few
hours, getting to know each other better. Then as they were sipping their
claret, the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up and said, "OH
NO It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"
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