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Aaron Childs

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Nov 13, 2012, 7:13:13 PM11/13/12
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I saw a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train
station this morning. Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a
Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.
He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you."
"No problem." I smiled.
He looked at me again and said, "It's empty."
I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."

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Nov 13, 2012, 7:24:00 PM11/13/12
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then there should've been a fire for the chimney so its a stupid story
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Nov 13, 2012, 7:32:23 PM11/13/12
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" Ď M Poster" wrote:
> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> stupid
>
> [sigh]


you are at the killfile door i just can't decide

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Nov 13, 2012, 7:42:10 PM11/13/12
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" Ď M Poster" wrote:
> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> decide
>
> Let me help.


you can't

mimus

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Nov 14, 2012, 10:32:44 AM11/14/12
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On Nov 13, 7:27 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:

> " M Poster" wrote:
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> > % <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> >> stupid
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> > [sigh]
>
> you are at the killfile door i just can't decide

Ingrate.

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Checkmate

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Nov 14, 2012, 3:07:06 PM11/14/12
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First, check out what % said:
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Nov 14, 2012, 3:16:13 PM11/14/12
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" Ï M Poster" wrote:
> Where's all the China Blue food? <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> In article
>> <5794c97c-6d44-44c2...@y8g2000yqy.googlegroups.com>,
>> mimus <mim...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>>> On Nov 13, 7:27 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> " M Poster" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> % <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> stupid
>>>>
>>>>> [sigh]
>>>>
>>>> you are at the killfile door i just can't decide
>>>
>>> Ingrate.
>>
>> Ingrate in gate.
>
> Ingravescent ingrowth in ingress

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Nov 14, 2012, 3:16:54 PM11/14/12
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what % said:
>
>
>>
>> " Ï M Poster" wrote:
>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> stupid
>>>
>>> [sigh]
>>
>>
>> you are at the killfile door i just can't decide
>
>
>
> ?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:O ?
> ?


oh you are , oh you are

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Nov 14, 2012, 4:05:23 PM11/14/12
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" Ï M Poster" wrote:
> Where's all the China Blue food? <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> In article <1ktkg6o.mg0le12969enN%i...@ster.invalid>,
>> i...@ster.invalid ( Ï M Poster) wrote:
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>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>>>> ingurgitated
>>>
>>> .
>>
>> You have to ingest before digesting.
>
> I'm still wondering whether it was a
> European swallow or an African one.


it was a barn

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Nov 14, 2012, 4:29:20 PM11/14/12
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" Ï M Poster" wrote:
> Where's all the China Blue food? <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> ingurgitated
>>>>>
>>>>> .
>>>>
>>>> You have to ingest before digesting.
>>>
>>> I'm still wondering whether it was a
>>> European swallow or an African one.
>>
>> Never eat anything bigger than your head.
>
> Especially if it has a lure and a barb.


i know lure and barb they used to post here

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