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From: "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
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In article <PM9os.277740$Wc4.193...@fx10.am4>,
 Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> On 11/11/2012 19:36, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> > In article <PTRns.368523$Rc7.123...@fx04.am4>,
> >   Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ammunition to prove you keep shooting off your mouth...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! Another pea jaw - a - tiff reply!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A slug-ish response...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ....too much English on his ball.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He only has one!?!?!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Hang on . .
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Eccles: "Why? Is dere gonna be an earthquake?"
> >>>>>>>>>>>> BANG!!!!               OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> One . . . . . . . . . Two!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nope. As usual, you're Miss Taken! - preferably by men in white coats!
> >>>>>>>>>>> But the white coat is in your size..
> >>>>>>>>>> That's a point. The lab coats I've got which I haven't been able to find
> >>>>>>>>>> for ages are from before I put on all this weight! They'll have to be
> >>>>>>>>>> let out so much they'll go running off down the road!
> >>>>>>>>> I am surprised the rest of your wardrobe hasn't dome the same...
> >>>>>>>> It did once, when I was in the London Planetarium.
> >>>>>>> And when the lights came on?
> >>>>>> The stars went out!
> >>>>> For a nap?
> >>>> Yers. A nap with their kin.
> >>> That kind of kin dread the sight of you.
> >> Ice up hose (brrr!) if I had to stop an agent who's investigating my
> >> family from pestering me, I might have to get a Kindred Spy Writ!
> > Was he bonded?
> No. He was e-maginary. Annex ample for to what of to form a pun form out of.
You need to ian out some problems.
-- 
Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."