Re: Another Murphy's Law

[Nemo]

On 11/10/2012 02:11, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Oct 11, 9:05 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> On 09/10/2012 18:37, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> In article <CjXcs.232209$KB5.118...@fx24.am4>,
>>> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's Terrabull!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like a septillion rake!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are taking libertine measures, to quote Milliard Fillmore..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or the well known coal-packer, Fillmore Sachs!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what did Cecil the seasick sea serpent fillmore of?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he surfaced next to a ship, sailor's trousers! - which, because of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cleaning costs, were quickly re-named Bill Bottoms!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Except for ABS Jack Russel. He wore disposable ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Navel fitler: Chief P.T. Officer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
>>>>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
>>>>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
>>>>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
>>>>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
>>>>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
>>>>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...
>>>>>> Ahhh. A mug!
>>>>> All you have to do is pint the way...
>>>> No pubs round here anymore - like I said. Although I did see a tankard
>>>> convoy making its way to the nearest one yesterday.
>>> If you put a flagon your stoup, maybe they would stop and give you some.
>>
>> Mice toup is on a 5th. floor landing and is not visible from teh street.
>>
>> Do mice wear toups?? Do troops wear toups? Do A-merkin troops wear toups
>> - or would they fall in their soups?- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.
>
Racked balls?? A very painful condition that! Can lead to unimportancy
as well!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <LHods.272815$qe5.2...@fx26.am4>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
> >>>>>>>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
> >>>>>>>>>> Could we exempt pollys from the human race?
> >>>>>>>>> But the pollys want you to go crackers and try it...
> >>>>>>>> The Metropollytan Pollys from New Scroteland Yard?
> >>>>>>> What happened to the old one?
> >>>>>> The old New Scroteland Yard is still there. The old one is Great!!!
> >>>>> What is so grating about it?
> >>>> It's name. Googule it.
> >>> But you have no guile...
> >> True. I don't even have a Noguile Phone!
> > But dial phones are obsolete..
> Not if you build a relay-set with a transmission bridge to interface
> them to a touch-tone phone line.
> As long as there's no physical electrical contact between your circuitry
> and the phone line - and there are simple ways around that as well -
> simple to an Engine Ear anyway - there's nothing illeagle there.
Why bother, I can get a phone new for just a few dollars
that can do either pulse or tone...
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <WLods.418600$bM5.3...@fx09.am4>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... and you want himto take you to the PROM?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . . . and he wants Vimto take him to a fizzy drinks factory!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.kkashi.com/en/?album=4&image=48
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO9RP4QEZKU
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! The Stee Throoges!! The Marx and Spencer Brothers were much better.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that Spencer of Marks & Spencer?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Their prices have gone up again due to the Reece Session, so now they're
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Marks and Spensive again!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Leed's to a drop in sales...
> >>>>>>>>>> Very necessary during such a storm!
> >>>>>>>>> Sounds more like a tempest in a teapot...
> >>>>>>>> The storm might frighten her away with a bit of luck.
> >>>>>>> While you march hare and there trying to find her?
> >>>>>> While Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Verbose discuss it?
> >>>>> More like dumb and dumber...
> >>>> Beginning to sound more and more like the down-market version of the
> >>>> story: Alice in Sunderland!
> >>> Are you going to earl the way?
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Sunderland
> >> Look at im!! Long streak of shit!
> >> Or is the 'to' surplice to requirements?
> > Why count, just sack him.
> Then he'd be going round or any other shape, saying, "My Name is Coal!"
The scuttle him...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <wIods.272816$qe5.2...@fx26.am4>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> (Forget the booze. Not allowed any anymore!)
> >>>>>>>>>>> Thats not living life, you are just vegetating...
> >>>>>>>>>> Narr. A Venus Fly Trap or a Pitcher Plant is a veg eat a ting!
> >>>>>>>>> A sickening picture....
> >>>>>>>> Not if you're a Venus Fly Trap (could be worse!) or a Pitcher Plant
> >>>>>>> Sundew and sun don't...
> >>>>>> Aha! That's the thing with sticky Bristols that fold inwards, izzen tit?
> >>>>> Makes it hard to keep clean Bristol Fashion.
> >>>> Well don't let yourself get so shit-shaped next time!
> >>> Just because you can't get to the head in time...
> >> Ahhh. Butt a head in time saves nine!
> > Nine what?
> Whateveryalike!
But what I like is illegal, immoral and fattening...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <yPods.351865$uJ4.3...@fx18.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's Terrabull!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like a septillion rake!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are taking libertine measures, to quote Milliard Fillmore..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or the well known coal-packer, Fillmore Sachs!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what did Cecil the seasick sea serpent fillmore of?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he surfaced next to a ship, sailor's trousers! - which, because of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cleaning costs, were quickly re-named Bill Bottoms!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Except for ABS Jack Russel. He wore disposable ones.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Navel fitler: Chief P.T. Officer.

> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Exercise some restraint...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> That's what the Government Health Warning printed on the tail of every
> >>>>>>>>>>>> sailor's shirt is supposed to mean!
> >>>>>>>>>>> But if he only pauses to unzip his zipper, he will not see it till its too late.
> >>>>>>>>>> Your geometry is arse queue. The warnin's in ten did for the blokes
> >>>>>>>>>> 4-Ming a line behind eem!
> >>>>>>>>> And where were you in that line?
> >>>>>>>> At the quont of the few!
> >>>>>>> Looking for a crocodile?
> >>>>>> Narr. They have crocopushbuttonkeypads these days!
> >>>>> Thats the key, bored from inactivity...
> >>>> Well you're doing precisely the same as I am, wasting time on here,
> >>>> aincha?!!
> >>> Not here, its when I am eating that it goes to waist...
> >> Doing both at the same time is the killer. You don't notice how much
> >> you've 8!
> > And behind the 8-ball...
> Dunno about that. Snooker only goes up to a 7 ball. And we can remember
> how many points are awarded for each colour of ball, so we don't need
> numbers printed on them.
A colorful tale...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Brsds.270790$EC1.2...@fx12.am4>,

> > Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.
> >
> Racked balls?? A very painful condition that! Can lead to unimportancy
> as well!

When did you contract it?

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Oct 11, 6:44 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <Brsds.270790$EC1.201...@fx12.am4>,

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Who derailed my topic?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<67e6fe8e-c57c-4ce4...@j2g2000pbg.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
> > > >>>>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
> > > >>>>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
> > > >>>>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
> > > >>>>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...
> > > >>>>>> Ahhh. A mug!
> > > >>>>> All you have to do is pint the way...
> > > >>>> No pubs round here anymore - like I said. Although I did see a tankard
> > > >>>> convoy making its way to the nearest one yesterday.
> > > >>> If you put a flagon your stoup, maybe they would stop and give you some.
> > > >> Mice toup is on a 5th. floor landing and is not visible from teh street.
> > > >> Do mice wear toups?? Do troops wear toups? Do A-merkin troops wear toups
> > > >> - or would they fall in their soups?
> > > > Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.
> > > Racked balls?? A very painful condition that! Can lead to unimportancy
> > > as well!
> > When did you contract it?

> Who derailed my topic?
You lost track a longtime ago.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Nemo]

You've missed the exit of the objercise, which is to get antique dial
phones to work on touch-tone lines.

I have a replica Trimphone here from John Lewis that has a fake dial
with bush puttons already, and two genuine Trimphones and an old Siemens
wall-mounting phone with a copper dial and a heavy Bakalite handset on a
hook at the side that I'd like to use in other rooms. So there you are.
Hence the interface.

Eccles: "Iyy know where Iyy am!!"

BANG!!! . . . .OWWWWWWWW!

Apart from that, inventing, designing and constructing is damned good
fun! Praps you should try it some time.

http://www.johnlewis.com/230645008/Product.aspx

Aztec Goon Show city: Catashutupeccle!




















http://www.johnlewis.com/230645008/Product.aspx

[Nemo]

On 11/10/2012 11:44, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <wIods.272816$qe5.2...@fx26.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Forget the booze. Not allowed any anymore!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats not living life, you are just vegetating...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Narr. A Venus Fly Trap or a Pitcher Plant is a veg eat a ting!
>>>>>>>>>>> A sickening picture....
>>>>>>>>>> Not if you're a Venus Fly Trap (could be worse!) or a Pitcher Plant
>>>>>>>>> Sundew and sun don't...
>>>>>>>> Aha! That's the thing with sticky Bristols that fold inwards, izzen tit?
>>>>>>> Makes it hard to keep clean Bristol Fashion.
>>>>>> Well don't let yourself get so shit-shaped next time!
>>>>> Just because you can't get to the head in time...
>>>> Ahhh. Butt a head in time saves nine!
>>> Nine what?
>> Whateveryalike!
> But what I like is illegal, immoral and fattening...
>

Downloading prone all night?

[Nemo]

I'll hire Fred to do it.

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0m6kzxkk5yhgouAmaa4t7g

[Nemo]

On 11/10/2012 11:44, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

Parrots have those!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <RRUds.282189$EC1.1...@fx12.am4>,

What abut the rest of their bodies?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <IOUds.282187$EC1....@fx12.am4>,

Prone's disease...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <EQUds.282188$EC1.2...@fx12.am4>,

That does entendre some risks.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <zLUds.282186$EC1....@fx12.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>> It's name. Googule it.
> >>>>> But you have no guile...
> >>>> True. I don't even have a Noguile Phone!
> >>> But dial phones are obsolete..
> >> Not if you build a relay-set with a transmission bridge to interface
> >> them to a touch-tone phone line.
> >> As long as there's no physical electrical contact between your circuitry
> >> and the phone line - and there are simple ways around that as well -
> >> simple to an Engine Ear anyway - there's nothing illeagle there.
> > Why bother, I can get a phone new for just a few dollars
> > that can do either pulse or tone...
> You've missed the exit of the objercise, which is to get antique dial
> phones to work on touch-tone lines.

You do like to touch a lot thou.

[Nemo]

On 12/10/2012 16:10, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <zLUds.282186$EC1....@fx12.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> It's name. Googule it.
>>>>>>> But you have no guile...
>>>>>> True. I don't even have a Noguile Phone!
>>>>> But dial phones are obsolete..
>>>> Not if you build a relay-set with a transmission bridge to interface
>>>> them to a touch-tone phone line.
>>>> As long as there's no physical electrical contact between your circuitry
>>>> and the phone line - and there are simple ways around that as well -
>>>> simple to an Engine Ear anyway - there's nothing illeagle there.
>>> Why bother, I can get a phone new for just a few dollars
>>> that can do either pulse or tone...

<unsnip>

You've missed the exit of the objercise, which is to get antique dial
phones to work on touch-tone lines.

I have a replica Trimphone here from John Lewis that has a fake dial
with bush puttons already, and two genuine Trimphones and an old Siemens
wall-mounting phone with a copper dial and a heavy Bakalite handset on a
hook at the side that I'd like to use in other rooms. So there you are.
Hence the interface.

Eccles: "Iyy know where Iyy am!!"

BANG!!! . . . .OWWWWWWWW!

Apart from that, inventing, designing and constructing is damned good
fun! Praps you should try it some time.

http://www.johnlewis.com/230645008/Product.aspx

</unsnip>

Aztec Goon Show city: Catashutupeccle!

</unsnip>

> You do like to touch a lot thou.

Yoovv left another UGH out again!

[Nemo]

On 12/10/2012 16:07, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <IOUds.282187$EC1....@fx12.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Forget the booze. Not allowed any anymore!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats not living life, you are just vegetating...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Narr. A Venus Fly Trap or a Pitcher Plant is a veg eat a ting!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> A sickening picture....
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if you're a Venus Fly Trap (could be worse!) or a Pitcher Plant
>>>>>>>>>>> Sundew and sun don't...
>>>>>>>>>> Aha! That's the thing with sticky Bristols that fold inwards, izzen tit?
>>>>>>>>> Makes it hard to keep clean Bristol Fashion.
>>>>>>>> Well don't let yourself get so shit-shaped next time!
>>>>>>> Just because you can't get to the head in time...
>>>>>> Ahhh. Butt a head in time saves nine!
>>>>> Nine what?
>>>> Whateveryalike!
>>> But what I like is illegal, immoral and fattening...
>> Downloading prone all night?
> Prone's disease...
>

Yers. It turn's you into a Pronehead!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <yZZds.395533$uJ4.3...@fx18.am4>,

And you are prone to missing the facts...

[Nemo]

Without the Froggy pronunciation:

Entendre: Device for walloping tough hen meat to make it soft enough for
your toothy-pegs to go through easily without much munching.

Entendre: Coal/timber and water truck full of chickens behind a large
steaming gin driven by the heroic K. Siege Owens, arse steamin an a rollin'!

With the Froggy pronunciation:

Doodle Entendre: A sketch with two meanings, one of them saucy!

Is it true that when you hail a cab in Paris, it draws up in a cloud of
garlic?
(after Spine Milligner, the well-known . . )

(The only way you can go after eem now is with a shovel!)

[Nemo]

The oparrotive word was tale, so that's what I punned on!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <DG1es.328894$XZ2.2...@fx10.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> While you march hare and there trying to find her?
> >>>>>>>>>> While Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Verbose discuss it?
> >>>>>>>>> More like dumb and dumber...
> >>>>>>>> Beginning to sound more and more like the down-market version of the
> >>>>>>>> story: Alice in Sunderland!
> >>>>>>> Are you going to earl the way?
> >>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Sunderland
> >>>>>> Look at im!! Long streak of shit!
> >>>>>> Or is the 'to' surplice to requirements?
> >>>>> Why count, just sack him.
> >>>> Then he'd be going round or any other shape, saying, "My Name is Coal!"
> >>> The scuttle him...
> >> I'll hire Fred to do it.
> >> http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0m6kzxkk5yhgouAmaa4t7g
> > That does entendre some risks.
>

> Doodle Entendre: A sketch with two meanings, one of them saucy!

sauce for the goose as they say...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <rI1es.329183$XZ2.1...@fx10.am4>,

You are not going to let me hear the end of it I suppose...

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Oct 11, 9:11 am, limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> On Oct 11, 9:05 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 09/10/2012 18:37, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
> > > In article <CjXcs.232209$KB5.118...@fx24.am4>,
> > >   Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's Terrabull!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like a septillion rake!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are taking libertine measures, to quote Milliard Fillmore..
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or the well known coal-packer, Fillmore Sachs!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what did Cecil the seasick sea serpent fillmore of?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he surfaced next to a ship, sailor's trousers! - which, because of
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cleaning costs, were quickly re-named Bill Bottoms!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Except for ABS Jack Russel. He wore disposable ones.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Navel fitler: Chief P.T. Officer.

> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.

> > >>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
> > >>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
> > >>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
> > >>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
> > >>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
> > >>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
> > >>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
> > >>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...
> > >>>> Ahhh. A mug!
> > >>> All you have to do is pint the way...
> > >> No pubs round here anymore - like I said. Although I did see a tankard
> > >> convoy making its way to the nearest one yesterday.
> > > If you put a flagon your stoup, maybe they would stop and give you some.
>
> > Mice toup is on a 5th. floor landing and is not visible from teh street.
>
> > Do mice wear toups?? Do troops wear toups? Do A-merkin troops wear toups

> > - or would they fall in their soups?- Hide quoted text -

>
> > - Show quoted text -
>

> Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Hair Herr.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<8b413379-b3d5-4cac...@vy11g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
> > > >>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
> > > >>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
> > > >>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
> > > >>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
> > > >>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
> > > >>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...
> > > >>>> Ahhh. A mug!
> > > >>> All you have to do is pint the way...
> > > >> No pubs round here anymore - like I said. Although I did see a tankard
> > > >> convoy making its way to the nearest one yesterday.
> > > > If you put a flagon your stoup, maybe they would stop and give you some.
> > > Mice toup is on a 5th. floor landing and is not visible from teh street.
> > > Do mice wear toups?? Do troops wear toups? Do A-merkin troops wear toups
> > > - or would they fall in their soups?

> > Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.

> Hair Herr.
So, do you want mo-hair?

[Nemo]

On 26/09/2012 15:07, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <lIB8s.373038$8D3.1...@fx20.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 26/09/2012 10:48, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <LKt8s.309953$qi2....@fx17.am4>,
>>> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>> exabyte me, broad.

>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!

>>> Hecto all that bull.
>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!

> But still a yotta bull.
>

Somebody stole my matador once. I haven't bothered to put another one
out there since.

[Nemo]

On 27/09/2012 01:53, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Sep 26, 11:31 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> wrote:
>> In article <1b7668le4cdfbmhebcbadfoeb79cqkt...@4ax.com>,

>> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
>>>> But still a yotta bull.

>>> ... and you want himto take you to the PROM?
>>

>> To the core of my being NO....

>> --
>> Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com

>> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
>> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
>> over a bar bill on the Titanic."
>

> A-PROM is broken. Next time B- PROM-pt.
>

Mob Bunkhouse again:

The Australian Symphony Orchestra is throwing out all English immigrant
players after just one more concert.

They're advertising it as The Last Night of the Poms.

[Nemo]

On 05/10/2012 12:53, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <zhvbs.232438$bM5.2...@fx09.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.

>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>

And not from choice either!

Except for Sir E. Bellam who just qualified to remain, as did his wife
Sarah.

[Nemo]

On 12/10/2012 20:31, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <yZZds.395533$uJ4.3...@fx18.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Forget the booze. Not allowed any anymore!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats not living life, you are just vegetating...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Narr. A Venus Fly Trap or a Pitcher Plant is a veg eat a ting!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A sickening picture....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if you're a Venus Fly Trap (could be worse!) or a Pitcher Plant
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sundew and sun don't...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! That's the thing with sticky Bristols that fold inwards, izzen tit?
>>>>>>>>>>> Makes it hard to keep clean Bristol Fashion.
>>>>>>>>>> Well don't let yourself get so shit-shaped next time!
>>>>>>>>> Just because you can't get to the head in time...
>>>>>>>> Ahhh. Butt a head in time saves nine!
>>>>>>> Nine what?
>>>>>> Whateveryalike!
>>>>> But what I like is illegal, immoral and fattening...
>>>> Downloading prone all night?
>>> Prone's disease...
>> Yers. It turn's you into a Pronehead!
> And you are prone to missing the facts...
>

In spite of having been supine on you for ages!

[Nemo]

On 13/10/2012 13:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <DG1es.328894$XZ2.2...@fx10.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> While you march hare and there trying to find her?
>>>>>>>>>>>> While Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Verbose discuss it?
>>>>>>>>>>> More like dumb and dumber...
>>>>>>>>>> Beginning to sound more and more like the down-market version of the
>>>>>>>>>> story: Alice in Sunderland!
>>>>>>>>> Are you going to earl the way?
>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Sunderland
>>>>>>>> Look at im!! Long streak of shit!
>>>>>>>> Or is the 'to' surplice to requirements?
>>>>>>> Why count, just sack him.
>>>>>> Then he'd be going round or any other shape, saying, "My Name is Coal!"
>>>>> The scuttle him...
>>>> I'll hire Fred to do it.
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0m6kzxkk5yhgouAmaa4t7g
>>> That does entendre some risks.
>>
>> Doodle Entendre: A sketch with two meanings, one of them saucy!
> sauce for the goose as they say...
>

None left. Dey be-gander meal wid der sauce and there's none left!

[Nemo]

Parrots can talk out of the ends of their tails? There's a novelty . . .

If female ones could talk from a bit further up as well, they'd be Tale
tail tits!

[Nemo]

On 09/10/2012 02:00, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Oct 9, 5:10 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

>> On 08/10/2012 12:48, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> In article

>>> <5b3a6d5d-952e-444e-8520-94db1c108...@b9g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

>>> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
>>>>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
>>>>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
>>>>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
>>>>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
>>>>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
>>>>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...

>>>>>> Like sugar, the more you get the more you want.
>>>>> A honey of a deal for the salesman...
>>>> He'd fructose his own mother to make a sweet sale!
>>> Keep some glue close to put her back together.
>>
>> Her back has fallen apart?- Hide quoted text -

>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>

> In Cornwall you can get lamb's end.
>
And sliced, Chinese helicopter manufacturers and ancient English
pig-farmers call em Chops Huey.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Juzes.395504$pO4....@fx17.am4>,

Perhaps its time for you to graduate to solid food.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <oszes.395322$pO4.2...@fx17.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
> >>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
> >>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
> >>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
> >>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
> >>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
> >>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
> >>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
> >>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
> >> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
> > But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
> And not from choice either!

Not from our choice anyway.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Ixzes.395505$pO4.1...@fx17.am4>,

There's gravy consequences from that happening.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <pAzes.395506$pO4.2...@fx17.am4>,

A little birdie told me that.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Dmzes.394675$pO4....@fx17.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
> >>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
> >>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
> >>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
> >>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
> >>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
> >>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
> >>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
> >>>>> exabyte me, broad.
> >>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
> >>> Hecto all that bull.
> >> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
> > But still a yotta bull.
> Somebody stole my matador once. I haven't bothered to put another one
> out there since.

You could not corrida it off?

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Oct 11, 9:11 am, limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> On Oct 11, 9:05 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 09/10/2012 18:37, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
> > > In article <CjXcs.232209$KB5.118...@fx24.am4>,
> > >   Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.

> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's Terrabull!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like a septillion rake!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are taking libertine measures, to quote Milliard Fillmore..
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or the well known coal-packer, Fillmore Sachs!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what did Cecil the seasick sea serpent fillmore of?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he surfaced next to a ship, sailor's trousers! - which, because of
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cleaning costs, were quickly re-named Bill Bottoms!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Except for ABS Jack Russel. He wore disposable ones.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Navel fitler: Chief P.T. Officer.

> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
> > >>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
> > >>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
> > >>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
> > >>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
> > >>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
> > >>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
> > >>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...

> > >>>> Ahhh. A mug!
> > >>> All you have to do is pint the way...
> > >> No pubs round here anymore - like I said. Although I did see a tankard
> > >> convoy making its way to the nearest one yesterday.
> > > If you put a flagon your stoup, maybe they would stop and give you some.
>
> > Mice toup is on a 5th. floor landing and is not visible from teh street.
>
> > Do mice wear toups?? Do troops wear toups? Do A-merkin troops wear toups

> > - or would they fall in their soups?- Hide quoted text -

>
> > - Show quoted text -
>

> Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Pool what resources you may have left to you!

[Nemo]

On 26/09/2012 15:07, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <lIB8s.373038$8D3.1...@fx20.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>

>> On 26/09/2012 10:48, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <LKt8s.309953$qi2....@fx17.am4>,

>>> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>> Hecto all that bull.
>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!

> But still a yotta bull.
>

Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!

[Nemo]

On 05/10/2012 12:53, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <zhvbs.232438$bM5.2...@fx09.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>

Exemptied themselves? They do that ova and ova!

[Nemo]

On 08/10/2012 13:27, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <jAzcs.239922$Kc7....@fx20.am4>,

> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..

>>>> But Freeman Slater dropped em right back in it three months later.
>>> And how did they get back at him for that?
>> They shot eem and another Freeman Slater they got someone to impersonate
>> him!
> They shoot BOTH of them?!
>
Yers. Foreman Slater.

And Neimans after that, they shot everybody - for an ad!

[Nemo]

On 08/10/2012 13:27, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Oct 8, 8:25 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> wrote:
>> In article <jAzcs.239922$Kc7.8...@fx20.am4>,

>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>>>>> But Freeman Slater dropped em right back in it three months later.
>>>> And how did they get back at him for that?
>>> They shot eem and another Freeman Slater they got someone to impersonate
>>> him!
>>
>> They shoot BOTH of them?!

>> --
>> Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com

>> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
>> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
>> over a bar bill on the Titanic."
>

> ....as long as they weren't paparazzi.
>
These were tougher than that. They were cardboardrazzi!

[Nemo]

On 14/10/2012 16:24, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <oszes.395322$pO4.2...@fx17.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>> And not from choice either!

<unsnip!>

Except for Sir E. Bellam who just qualified to remain, as did his wife
Sarah.

</unsnip!>

> Not from our choice anyway.

It's compulsory you should snip?

[Nemo]

On 03/10/2012 10:14, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <psJas.143639$KB5....@fx24.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>> If I move to the PROMissed Land, I guess I'll be the Static of Israel.
>>>>>>>>> Shall I prepare a news flash?
>>>>>>>> What you do is only ismatatic.
>>>>>>> What else is going to bubble up out of your demented mind?
>>>>>> Perhaps slogans for Romney!
>>>>> Shall I give you a jingle to see if you've come up with any?
>>>> To the melody of Jingle Bells my slogans become sluggishs.
>>> Too much time smoking your bong..
>> OK. A Vegan slowgoon . . .
>>
>> Jingle bells, jingle bells -
>> There's the savory.
>> Nice big bag of Brussels Sprouts
>> All frozen just for me.
>>
>> Roasted spuds, parsnips too,
>> Boy, they'll taste real good.
>> Mustard, wine and Whiskey too
>> All followed by the pud.
>>
>> See it disappear -
>> See me wolf it down.
>> Lovely roasted spuds
>> Nice and golden brown.
>>
>> Savory made from nuts
>> Breadcrumbs wheat and rye.
>> Tastes as good, nutritious too
>> And nothing has to die!
>>
>> Oi!

>>
>> (Forget the booze. Not allowed any anymore!)

> Thats not living life, you are just vegetating...
>

Oh yes it is! Since I re-tyred, I've been living all of it as well - and
not just the two days in seven that Crapitalism used to allow me!! So there!

And for your life's tile, you would plead meatygating circumstances, ice
up hose (brrr!)!!

[Nemo]

On 03/10/2012 16:21, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Oct 3, 5:12 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> wrote:
>> In article <psJas.143639$KB5.99...@fx24.am4>,

>> --
>> Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
>> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
>> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

>> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -

>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>

> Well Beefeaters is my meat.
>
I bet yer clean the dead apines from off of their pedal extremities first!

[Nemo]

On 14/10/2012 16:23, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <Juzes.395504$pO4....@fx17.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Forget the booze. Not allowed any anymore!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats not living life, you are just vegetating...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Narr. A Venus Fly Trap or a Pitcher Plant is a veg eat a ting!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A sickening picture....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if you're a Venus Fly Trap (could be worse!) or a Pitcher Plant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sundew and sun don't...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! That's the thing with sticky Bristols that fold inwards, izzen tit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Makes it hard to keep clean Bristol Fashion.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well don't let yourself get so shit-shaped next time!
>>>>>>>>>>> Just because you can't get to the head in time...
>>>>>>>>>> Ahhh. Butt a head in time saves nine!
>>>>>>>>> Nine what?
>>>>>>>> Whateveryalike!
>>>>>>> But what I like is illegal, immoral and fattening...
>>>>>> Downloading prone all night?
>>>>> Prone's disease...
>>>> Yers. It turn's you into a Pronehead!
>>> And you are prone to missing the facts...
>> In spite of having been supine on you for ages!
> Perhaps its time for you to graduate to solid food.
>

But I've never been to university! Never needed to.

[Nemo]

On 14/10/2012 16:25, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <Ixzes.395505$pO4.1...@fx17.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>> While you march hare and there trying to find her?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Verbose discuss it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> More like dumb and dumber...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Beginning to sound more and more like the down-market version of the
>>>>>>>>>>>> story: Alice in Sunderland!
>>>>>>>>>>> Are you going to earl the way?
>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Sunderland
>>>>>>>>>> Look at im!! Long streak of shit!
>>>>>>>>>> Or is the 'to' surplice to requirements?
>>>>>>>>> Why count, just sack him.
>>>>>>>> Then he'd be going round or any other shape, saying, "My Name is Coal!"
>>>>>>> The scuttle him...
>>>>>> I'll hire Fred to do it.
>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0m6kzxkk5yhgouAmaa4t7g
>>>>> That does entendre some risks.
>>>> Doodle Entendre: A sketch with two meanings, one of them saucy!
>>> sauce for the goose as they say...
>> None left. Dey be-gander meal wid der sauce and there's none left!
> There's gravy consequences from that happening.
>

Yers. You end up having to put ketchup on your hoot cuisine!

[Nemo]

Did it smell bad?

[Nemo]

On 09/10/2012 02:00, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Oct 9, 5:10 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

>> On 08/10/2012 12:48, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> In article

>>> <5b3a6d5d-952e-444e-8520-94db1c108...@b9g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
>>> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
>>>>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
>>>>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
>>>>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
>>>>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
>>>>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
>>>>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...

>>>>>> Like sugar, the more you get the more you want.
>>>>> A honey of a deal for the salesman...
>>>> He'd fructose his own mother to make a sweet sale!
>>> Keep some glue close to put her back together.
>>

>> Her back has fallen apart?- Hide quoted text -

>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>

> In Cornwall you can get lamb's end.
>

And the water from boiled willow bark to drink as a pain killer - which
a highly qualified doctor who was vehemently against alternative
medicine said in a BBC R4 phone-in was just and old wives' tail!

Willow: Deciduous trees and shrubs of the genus Salix

Aspirin: Acetylsalicylic Acid!

I'd have loved to have seen the reception he got when he arrived back at
the office!

That's why Tory prime monsters are so wooden, the best example being Sir
Salix Douglas Home, pronounced Hume!

[Nemo]

On 09/10/2012 09:50, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <UiHcs.211244$AT4.1...@fx19.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
>>>>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
>>>>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
>>>>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
>>>>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
>>>>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
>>>>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...
>>>>>> Like sugar, the more you get the more you want.
>>>>> A honey of a deal for the salesman...
>>>> He'd fructose his own mother to make a sweet sale!
>>> Keep some glue close to put her back together.
>> Her back has fallen apart?

> She has not been eating her spine-ich...
>
Good one!

She'll get severe Glaucoma next. Thin ka-bough tit.

[Nemo]

On 11/10/2012 11:46, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <Brsds.270790$EC1.2...@fx12.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's Terrabull!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like a septillion rake!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are taking libertine measures, to quote Milliard Fillmore..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or the well known coal-packer, Fillmore Sachs!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what did Cecil the seasick sea serpent fillmore of?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he surfaced next to a ship, sailor's trousers! - which, because of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cleaning costs, were quickly re-named Bill Bottoms!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Except for ABS Jack Russel. He wore disposable ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Navel fitler: Chief P.T. Officer.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
>>>>>>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
>>>>>>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
>>>>>>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
>>>>>>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...

>>>>>>>> Ahhh. A mug!
>>>>>>> All you have to do is pint the way...
>>>>>> No pubs round here anymore - like I said. Although I did see a tankard
>>>>>> convoy making its way to the nearest one yesterday.
>>>>> If you put a flagon your stoup, maybe they would stop and give you some.
>>>>
>>>> Mice toup is on a 5th. floor landing and is not visible from teh street.
>>>>
>>>> Do mice wear toups?? Do troops wear toups? Do A-merkin troops wear toups
>>>> - or would they fall in their soups?

>>> Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.
>>>

>> Racked balls?? A very painful condition that! Can lead to unimportancy
>> as well!
> When did you contract it?

It's not total, but it's a damned nuisance! As I've said, it's a side
effect of the Beta Blockers I was put on when I started suffering from
Atrial Fibrillation, which can lead to clotting in the Atria and stroke!

Good enough reason?

I wonder what causes your puer memory.

[Nemo]

On 11/10/2012 15:58, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Oct 11, 6:44 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> wrote:
>> In article <Brsds.270790$EC1.201...@fx12.am4>,

>> --
>> Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
>> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
>> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

>> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -

>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>

> Who derailed my topic?
>
A rival kailway rumpany?

[Nemo]

On 14/10/2012 11:21, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article

> <8b413379-b3d5-4cac...@vy11g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
>>>>>>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
>>>>>>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
>>>>>>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
>>>>>>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...
>>>>>>>> Ahhh. A mug!
>>>>>>> All you have to do is pint the way...
>>>>>> No pubs round here anymore - like I said. Although I did see a tankard
>>>>>> convoy making its way to the nearest one yesterday.
>>>>> If you put a flagon your stoup, maybe they would stop and give you some.
>>>> Mice toup is on a 5th. floor landing and is not visible from teh street.
>>>> Do mice wear toups?? Do troops wear toups? Do A-merkin troops wear toups
>>>> - or would they fall in their soups?
>>> Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.

>> Hair Herr.
> So, do you want mo-hair?
>
Do you want no-hair?? It's a depilitating condition that comes to most
of us. And you can't get more cilia than that! - or less!

[Nemo]

On 08/10/2012 13:27, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <jAzcs.239922$Kc7....@fx20.am4>,

> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..

>>>> But Freeman Slater dropped em right back in it three months later.
>>> And how did they get back at him for that?
>> They shot eem and another Freeman Slater they got someone to impersonate
>> him!
> They shoot BOTH of them?!
>

Yers. And forty sick squid, the cruel bastards!

[Nemo]

On 14/10/2012 16:24, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> In article <oszes.395322$pO4.2...@fx17.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>> And not from choice either!
> Not from our choice anyway.
>

They let you have a choice???? They'll be letting you out for good
behiveour next!

[Nemo]

On 09/10/2012 02:00, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Oct 9, 5:10 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

>> On 08/10/2012 12:48, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> In article

>>> <5b3a6d5d-952e-444e-8520-94db1c108...@b9g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

>>> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
>>>>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
>>>>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
>>>>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
>>>>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
>>>>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
>>>>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...

>>>>>> Like sugar, the more you get the more you want.
>>>>> A honey of a deal for the salesman...
>>>> He'd fructose his own mother to make a sweet sale!
>>> Keep some glue close to put her back together.
>>

>> Her back has fallen apart?- Hide quoted text -

>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>

> In Cornwall you can get lamb's end.
>

If the Ax hasn't minced her first!

[Nemo]

On 14/10/2012 16:28, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <Dmzes.394675$pO4....@fx17.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
>>> But still a yotta bull.
>> Somebody stole my matador once. I haven't bothered to put another one
>> out there since.
> You could not corrida it off?
>

It wasn't in a corrida. It was on the lamb ding!

[Nemo]

On 08/10/2012 13:37, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article

> <a85cb807-be95-48c3...@lb2g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..

>>>>>> But Freeman Slater dropped em right back in it three months later.
>>>>> And how did they get back at him for that?
>>>> They shot eem and another Freeman Slater they got someone to impersonate
>>>> him!
>>> They shoot BOTH of them?!

>> ....as long as they weren't paparazzi.

> But paparazzi are always in season...
>
Is that why they always chase their victims cruetly!

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>>>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>>>>>>> But Freeman Slater dropped em right back in it three months later.
>>>>>> And how did they get back at him for that?
>>>>> They shot eem and another Freeman Slater they got someone to impersonate
>>>>> him!
>>>> They shoot BOTH of them?!
>>> ....as long as they weren't paparazzi.
>> But paparazzi are always in season...
>Is that why they always chase their victims cruetly!

"It's the modern cycle!", said Harley.

[limericksmirkus blog]

Run on the food chain.

[Nemo]

On 26/09/2012 15:07, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <lIB8s.373038$8D3.1...@fx20.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>

>> On 26/09/2012 10:48, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <LKt8s.309953$qi2....@fx17.am4>,

>>> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>> Hecto all that bull.
>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
> But still a yotta bull.
>

[sings . . ]
Umpha yotta bull -
That's what you are! . . .

[Nemo]

He only said it ofanon though.

What did Jim Davidson say and was it printable?

[Nemo]

Composed of very old sausages?

[Nemo]

On 16/10/2012 14:54, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Oct 11, 9:11 am, limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>> On Oct 11, 9:05 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> On 09/10/2012 18:37, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>
>>>> In article <CjXcs.232209$KB5.118...@fx24.am4>,

>>>> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's Terrabull!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like a septillion rake!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are taking libertine measures, to quote Milliard Fillmore..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or the well known coal-packer, Fillmore Sachs!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what did Cecil the seasick sea serpent fillmore of?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he surfaced next to a ship, sailor's trousers! - which, because of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cleaning costs, were quickly re-named Bill Bottoms!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Except for ABS Jack Russel. He wore disposable ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Navel fitler: Chief P.T. Officer.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a gaff on his part.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gorrrr! What a painful place to get one! You have my symphony!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Banana! Banana! Peeeeeeches and cream! . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mend All Socks!! Couldn't really be any other could it! ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps Peeeeeeches and cream might soothe it a bit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd be careful about putting all that on a sundae!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you trying to mondae the waters?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The red coats of strawberry syrup are coming......
>>>>>>>>>>>> You have gone bananas and had better split while you can.
>>>>>>>>>>> If his arse explodes as he does so, he'll become a Knickerbocker Gory!
>>>>>>>>>> He made it around the bock, beerly makeing it to change them...
>>>>>>>>> Is he one of those drunken nosey parkers for money?
>>>>>>>> He does not need money to get him to do it...

>>>>>>> Ahhh. A mug!
>>>>>> All you have to do is pint the way...
>>>>> No pubs round here anymore - like I said. Although I did see a tankard
>>>>> convoy making its way to the nearest one yesterday.
>>>> If you put a flagon your stoup, maybe they would stop and give you some.
>>
>>> Mice toup is on a 5th. floor landing and is not visible from teh street.
>>
>>> Do mice wear toups?? Do troops wear toups? Do A-merkin troops wear toups

>>> - or would they fall in their soups?- Hide quoted text -

>>
>>> - Show quoted text -
>>

>> Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.- Hide quoted text -

>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>

> Pool what resources you may have left to you!
>
I see you still go in for in deep end dent thinking there. Shame about
your teef. Wait till they put some water in it next time!

[Nemo]

> But still a yotta bull.
>

[Nemo]

On 06/10/2012 18:21, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.

>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..

>>>> Could we exempt pollys from the human race?
>>> But the pollys want you to go crackers and try it...
>> A polly sees it's all wrong.
> A polly's ticks are never picked.
>
They are, but only if the MP can hire a picker on his expenses without
the press finding out that the picker is his brother!!

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>>>>>> They shoot BOTH of them?!
>>>>>> ....as long as they weren't paparazzi.
>>>>> But paparazzi are always in season...
>>>> Is that why they always chase their victims cruetly!
>>> "It's the modern cycle!", said Harley.
>> Run on the food chain.
>Composed of very old sausages?

Chippy, chippy bangers, mostly!

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>>>>> Could we exempt pollys from the human race?
>>>> But the pollys want you to go crackers and try it...
>>> A polly sees it's all wrong.
>> A polly's ticks are never picked.
>They are, but only if the MP can hire a picker on his expenses without
>the press finding out that the picker is his brother!!

I thought it was the sisterhood of nit pickers.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <mgygs.6692$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

Well, its does like garlic....
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <skohs.36373$X_6....@fx03.am4>,

Even if they let us out of the country, we still owe the IRS...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <krygs.715$UJ4...@fx22.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

eye see..

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <8fygs.6686$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

Owl have to be careful about it.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <8PAgs.23098$9W6....@fx08.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

A dis-tress-full thought.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <zHAgs.29924$Ak....@fx24.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> > Who derailed my topic?
> A rival kailway rumpany?

Knocket it katty rumpus...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <e3ygs.6633$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
> >>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
> >>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
> >>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
> >>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
> >>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
> >>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
> >>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
> >>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
> >> And not from choice either!

> Except for Sir E. Bellam who just qualified to remain, as did his wife
> Sarah.

> > Not from our choice anyway.

> It's compulsory you should snip?
But he cannot cut it out...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <jcygs.6674$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Forget the booze. Not allowed any anymore!)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats not living life, you are just vegetating...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Narr. A Venus Fly Trap or a Pitcher Plant is a veg eat a ting!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A sickening picture....
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if you're a Venus Fly Trap (could be worse!) or a Pitcher Plant
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sundew and sun don't...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! That's the thing with sticky Bristols that fold inwards, izzen tit?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Makes it hard to keep clean Bristol Fashion.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Well don't let yourself get so shit-shaped next time!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Just because you can't get to the head in time...
> >>>>>>>>>> Ahhh. Butt a head in time saves nine!
> >>>>>>>>> Nine what?
> >>>>>>>> Whateveryalike!
> >>>>>>> But what I like is illegal, immoral and fattening...
> >>>>>> Downloading prone all night?
> >>>>> Prone's disease...
> >>>> Yers. It turn's you into a Pronehead!
> >>> And you are prone to missing the facts...
> >> In spite of having been supine on you for ages!
> > Perhaps its time for you to graduate to solid food.
> But I've never been to university! Never needed to.
But all you wanted to do was to get high, school just got in the way.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <2Xxgs.6596$ti6...@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.

> >>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
> >>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
> >>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
> >>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
> >>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
> >>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
> >>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
> >>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
> >>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
> >> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
> > But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..

> Exemptied themselves? They do that ova and ova!
Egg-sactly...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <E_xgs.6612$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
> >>>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
> >>>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
> >>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
> >>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
> >>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
> >>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..

> >>>> But Freeman Slater dropped em right back in it three months later.
> >>> And how did they get back at him for that?
> >> They shot eem and another Freeman Slater they got someone to impersonate
> >> him!

> > They shoot BOTH of them?!

> Yers. Foreman Slater.
> And Neimans after that, they shot everybody - for an ad!
He should be discharged..

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <SUxgs.6586$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
> >>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
> >>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
> >>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
> >>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
> >>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
> >>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
> >>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
> >>>>> exabyte me, broad.
> >>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
> >>> Hecto all that bull.
> >> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
> > But still a yotta bull.

> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <pjli88157sbhed75t...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

And generally made a mash of it...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <cGAgs.29923$Ak.2...@fx24.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's Terrabull!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like a septillion rake!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are taking libertine measures, to quote Milliard Fillmore..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or the well known coal-packer, Fillmore Sachs!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what did Cecil the seasick sea serpent fillmore of?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he surfaced next to a ship, sailor's trousers! - which, because of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cleaning costs, were quickly re-named Bill Bottoms!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Except for ABS Jack Russel. He wore disposable ones.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Navel fitler: Chief P.T. Officer.

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggests the old mate should have runs that disposable diapper up the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flagpole and see who salutes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean mast mister.

> It's not total, but it's a damned nuisance! As I've said, it's a side
> effect of the Beta Blockers I was put on when I started suffering from
> Atrial Fibrillation, which can lead to clotting in the Atria and stroke!
But it's not fatal (unfortunately)

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Rrohs.34548$EF4....@fx23.am4>,

But any lamb-ding you can walk away from....

[Nemo]

It's the brotherhood of silk apron wearers that cause all the trouble!

Even the Scottish ones take no notice at all of the All Seeing Aye!

[Nemo]

Not links then? It *is* a very old term. Praps they're very old sausages.

Or perhepss I didt not sprocket corrrrectly?

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 14:44, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <pjli88157sbhed75t...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>> They shoot BOTH of them?!
>>>>>>>> ....as long as they weren't paparazzi.
>>>>>>> But paparazzi are always in season...
>>>>>> Is that why they always chase their victims cruetly!
>>>>> "It's the modern cycle!", said Harley.
>>>> Run on the food chain.
>>> Composed of very old sausages?
>> Chippy, chippy bangers, mostly!
> And generally made a mash of it...
>

With a shepherd spy peeping in through the window?

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 14:43, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <E_xgs.6612$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>>>>>> But Freeman Slater dropped em right back in it three months later.
>>>>> And how did they get back at him for that?
>>>> They shot eem and another Freeman Slater they got someone to impersonate
>>>> him!
>>> They shoot BOTH of them?!
>> Yers. Foreman Slater.
>> And Neimans after that, they shot everybody - for an ad!
> He should be discharged..
>

They gave him the sack, but then he wouldn't fit in the canon. Pachelbel
ted eem a few times but he still stuck in the muzzle.

"Gut!" Pachelbel said. "Muzzle Tov!"

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 14:39, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <e3ygs.6633$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>>>> And not from choice either!
>> Except for Sir E. Bellam who just qualified to remain, as did his wife
>> Sarah.
>>> Not from our choice anyway.
>> It's compulsory you should snip?
> But he cannot cut it out...
>

He should stop playing craps for a minute and dice sect it!

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 14:33, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <skohs.36373$X_6....@fx03.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>>>> And not from choice either!
>>> Not from our choice anyway.
>> They let you have a choice???? They'll be letting you out for good
>> behiveour next!
> Even if they let us out of the country, we still owe the IRS...
>

We found the IRA a lot more taxing than them! Semtexes are more
troublesome than others.

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 14:41, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <2Xxgs.6596$ti6...@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Per Polls People Eaters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe the gloves will come off at the debate? May de bates man win!
>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt too they will keep gloves on for the mastered bates.
>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbing each other the wrong way.
>>>>>>>>>> One will get the shaft, the other will get the poll.
>>>>>>>>> Its the voters who get the shaft....
>>>>>>>> Not so, it's the taxpayers, 47% run scott free!
>>>>>>> They will find a way to tax them too...
>>>>>> Perhaps they need a new tax-tic.
>>>>> They are taxing their brains to find new ways.
>>>> Graham Hatter though of that idea.
>>> But the politicians exempted themselves from that as usual..
>> Exemptied themselves? They do that ova and ova!
> Egg-sactly...
>

They drank gallons of sherry dry sactly as well.

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 14:41, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

All I wanted to do was to learn what interested me, and boy, did school
get in the way!!

I learned far far more in the first couple of years after I left than I
did during my entire education and have never stopped!

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 14:36, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <8fygs.6686$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> While you march hare and there trying to find her?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Verbose discuss it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> More like dumb and dumber...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beginning to sound more and more like the down-market version of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> story: Alice in Sunderland!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you going to earl the way?
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Sunderland
>>>>>>>>>>>> Look at im!! Long streak of shit!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Or is the 'to' surplice to requirements?
>>>>>>>>>>> Why count, just sack him.
>>>>>>>>>> Then he'd be going round or any other shape, saying, "My Name is Coal!"
>>>>>>>>> The scuttle him...
>>>>>>>> I'll hire Fred to do it.
>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0m6kzxkk5yhgouAmaa4t7g
>>>>>>> That does entendre some risks.
>>>>>> Doodle Entendre: A sketch with two meanings, one of them saucy!
>>>>> sauce for the goose as they say...
>>>> None left. Dey be-gander meal wid der sauce and there's none left!
>>> There's gravy consequences from that happening.
>> Yers. You end up having to put ketchup on your hoot cuisine!
> Owl have to be careful about it.
>

Ketchup *is* preferable to owl droppings though.

[Nemo]

An Italian parrot?? When it sees a bird of prey, does it fly backwards?

[Nemo]

German area commanders with bad eyesight used to be called Glaulighters.
They were also very useful if you'd run out of matches.

[Nemo]

Stephenson, hiss Knocket made a katty rumpus. They had a replica of it
running in Hyde Park a few years ago and it was terrible!

[Nemo]

Stroke can be. Blood is designed to flow smoothly. If it's made to churn
about randomly by a pair of fibrillating atria it can certainly form
lethal clots.

You can also get a stroke that can leave you a vegetable. I nice
cauliflower would do.

[Nemo]

Bang on, there!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <LeHis.41087$it2....@fx22.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> They shoot BOTH of them?!
> >>>>>>>> ....as long as they weren't paparazzi.
> >>>>>>> But paparazzi are always in season...
> >>>>>> Is that why they always chase their victims cruetly!
> >>>>> "It's the modern cycle!", said Harley.
> >>>> Run on the food chain.
> >>> Composed of very old sausages?
> >> Chippy, chippy bangers, mostly!
> > And generally made a mash of it...
> With a shepherd spy peeping in through the window?

The cottage spy?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <uiHis.41108$it2....@fx22.am4>,

More likely he was passing craps...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <OrHis.34623$lz1....@fx28.am4>,

You are feeling peppery today.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <XvHis.34804$lz1....@fx28.am4>,

That does not strike me as being practical.