Another Murphy's Law

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 24, 2012, 11:47:42 AM2/24/12

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Friends come and go,
Enemies accumulate.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 25, 2012, 11:20:24 AM2/25/12

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>Friends come and go, Enemies accumulate.

But one should know, learn not to hate.

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 25, 2012, 2:26:56 PM2/25/12

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On Feb 26, 12:20 am, Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
> >Friends come and go, Enemies accumulate.
>
> But one should know, learn not to hate.

Just kidding with ya!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 26, 2012, 11:48:55 AM2/26/12

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>> >Friends come and go, Enemies accumulate.
>> But one should know, learn not to hate.

>Just kidding with yo',
must replicate.

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 26, 2012, 8:19:52 PM2/26/12

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Reply not necessary at any rate.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 27, 2012, 11:03:00 AM2/27/12

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>> >> >Friends come and go, Enemies accumulate.
>> >> But one should know, learn not to hate.
>> >Just kidding with yo',
>> must replicate.
>Reply not necessary at any rate.

When the wolves are at your gate?

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 27, 2012, 11:10:27 AM2/27/12

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....and your date is running late.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 28, 2012, 11:37:12 AM2/28/12

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>> >> >> >Friends come and go, Enemies accumulate.
>> >> >> But one should know, learn not to hate.
>> >> >Just kidding with yo',
>> >> must replicate.
>> >Reply not necessary at any rate.

>> When the wolves are at your gate,

>....and your date is running late.

The pleasures of love will anticipate.

William B. (Billby)

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Feb 28, 2012, 6:54:15 PM2/28/12

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Leaving you standing with mouth agape.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 29, 2012, 11:12:40 AM2/29/12

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With an angry wife you must placate.

William B. (Billby)

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Feb 29, 2012, 11:45:44 AM2/29/12

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And destined for a miserable fate.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 1, 2012, 11:54:44 AM3/1/12

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>>>> The pleasures of love will anticipate.
>>> Leaving you standing with mouth agape.
>> With an angry wife you must placate.
>And destined for a miserable fate.

That comes whence love turns to hate.

William B. (Billby)

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Mar 1, 2012, 12:36:43 PM3/1/12

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And romantic passion does abate.

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 2, 2012, 10:04:11 AM3/2/12

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And the psycho survivor of a date.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 2, 2012, 11:04:39 AM3/2/12

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'Tis much the same in aggregate.

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 2, 2012, 11:32:48 AM3/2/12

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In article <0qr1l71mfgkq6k8mu...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

But will it cement the relationship?
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 2, 2012, 5:30:47 PM3/2/12

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On Mar 3, 12:32 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <0qr1l71mfgkq6k8mud3j0kemag3uoba...@4ax.com>,

> Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 02 Mar 2012 01:36:43 +0800, "William B. (Billby)"
> > <willbi...@gmail.com> sharpened a crayon and wrote:
>
> > >>>>>> The pleasures of love will anticipate.
> > >>>>> Leaving you standing with mouth agape.
> > >>>> With an angry wife you must placate.
> > >>> And destined for a miserable fate.
> > >> That comes whence love turns to hate.
> > >And romantic passion does abate.
> > 'Tis much the same in aggregate.
>
> But will it cement the relationship?
> --

> Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

....and find yourself behind the "ball of eight""

William B. (Billby)

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Mar 2, 2012, 9:02:07 PM3/2/12

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>>>>>>> The pleasures of love will anticipate.
>>>>>> Leaving you standing with mouth agape.
>>>>> With an angry wife you must placate.
>>>> And destined for a miserable fate.
>>> That comes whence love turns to hate.
>> And romantic passion does abate.
> 'Tis much the same in aggregate.

When the centre of attention just wont inflate.

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 2, 2012, 11:55:14 PM3/2/12

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....and the due of it is to aggitate.

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 3, 2012, 7:48:18 AM3/3/12

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In article
<9585d0e6-e4d7-4488...@d7g2000pbl.googlegroups.com>,

> > > >>>>>> The pleasures of love will anticipate.
> > > >>>>> Leaving you standing with mouth agape.
> > > >>>> With an angry wife you must placate.
> > > >>> And destined for a miserable fate.
> > > >> That comes whence love turns to hate.
> > > >And romantic passion does abate.
> > > 'Tis much the same in aggregate.
> > But will it cement the relationship?

> ....and find yourself behind the "ball of eight""

Is that supposed to be a cue about something?

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 3, 2012, 11:37:21 AM3/3/12

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>> > > >> That comes whence love turns to hate.
>> > > >And romantic passion does abate.
>> > > 'Tis much the same in aggregate.
>> > But will it cement the relationship?
>> ....and find yourself behind the "ball of eight""
>Is that supposed to be a cue about something?

Yeah, you wracked 'em up.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 3, 2012, 11:38:17 AM3/3/12

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>> >>>>>>> The pleasures of love will anticipate.
>> >>>>>> Leaving you standing with mouth agape.
>> >>>>> With an angry wife you must placate.
>> >>>> And destined for a miserable fate.
>> >>> That comes whence love turns to hate.
>> >> And romantic passion does abate.
>> > 'Tis much the same in aggregate.
>> When the centre of attention just wont inflate.
>....and the due of it is to aggitate.

Turn to 3-in-1 to lubricate.

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 3, 2012, 6:35:05 PM3/3/12

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In article <45i4l7d6laiffgoag...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

And have the deal in your pocket.

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 13, 2012, 5:44:35 PM3/13/12

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On Mar 3, 7:35 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <45i4l7d6laiffgoagoqmqgsbismvgh7...@4ax.com>,

> Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > >> > > >> That comes whence love turns to hate.
> > >> > > >And romantic passion does abate.
> > >> > > 'Tis much the same in aggregate.
> > >> > But will it cement the relationship?
> > >> ....and find yourself behind the "ball of eight""
> > >Is that supposed to be a cue about something?
> > Yeah, you wracked 'em up.
>
> And have the deal in your pocket.
> --

> Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Or try your shot with KY jelly!

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 14, 2012, 6:10:24 AM3/14/12

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In article
<0cb7ded5-1467-41e5...@q18g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > > >> That comes whence love turns to hate.
> > > >> > > >And romantic passion does abate.
> > > >> > > 'Tis much the same in aggregate.
> > > >> > But will it cement the relationship?
> > > >> ....and find yourself behind the "ball of eight""
> > > >Is that supposed to be a cue about something?
> > > Yeah, you wracked 'em up.
> > And have the deal in your pocket.

> Or try your shot with KY jelly!

Preserve us from this bathroom humor...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 14, 2012, 12:42:17 PM3/14/12

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>> > > >> > But will it cement the relationship?
>> > > >> ....and find yourself behind the "ball of eight""
>> > > >Is that supposed to be a cue about something?
>> > > Yeah, you wracked 'em up.
>> > And have the deal in your pocket.
>> Or try your shot with KY jelly!
>Preserve us from this bathroom humor...

Sal Lubry can't!

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 14, 2012, 1:16:56 PM3/14/12

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In article <9ii1m7hgdlr9fr1ej...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

A pleasant surprise..

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 15, 2012, 11:35:28 AM3/15/12

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>> >> > > >> ....and find yourself behind the "ball of eight""
>> >> > > >Is that supposed to be a cue about something?
>> >> > > Yeah, you wracked 'em up.
>> >> > And have the deal in your pocket.
>> >> Or try your shot with KY jelly!
>> >Preserve us from this bathroom humor...
>> Sal Lubry can't!
>A pleasant surprise..

"Hey, Janet! You need some more vasaline?" {LW}

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 15, 2012, 2:07:22 PM3/15/12

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In article <ov24m7te8h60jkpb3...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Not one Jill in ten would fall for that.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 16, 2012, 12:01:48 PM3/16/12

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>> >> >> > And have the deal in your pocket.
>> >> >> Or try your shot with KY jelly!
>> >> >Preserve us from this bathroom humor...
>> >> Sal Lubry can't!
>> >A pleasant surprise..
>> "Hey, Janet! You need some more vasaline?" {LW}
>Not one Jill in ten would fall for that.

True! Janet had a sore throat and the LW philosophy was to gargle with
vasaline. Sent the crew ROTFLTAO ...

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 16, 2012, 3:43:28 PM3/16/12

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In article <qso6m71im5cvmpg50...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

You need to tonic down...

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 17, 2012, 11:49:24 AM3/17/12

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>> >> "Hey, Janet! You need some more vasaline?" {LW}
>> >Not one Jill in ten would fall for that.
>> True! Janet had a sore throat and the LW philosophy was to gargle with
>> vasaline. Sent the crew ROTFLTAO ...
>You need to tonic down...

Does it explain why LW asked who sent hm a case of 'fragilly'?

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 17, 2012, 5:10:41 PM3/17/12

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In article <1ic9m7tl2dsgpc0gh...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Did that really mixer up that badly?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 18, 2012, 12:47:58 PM3/18/12

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>> >You need to tonic down...
>> Does it explain why LW asked who sent hm a case of 'fragilly'?
>Did that really mixer up that badly?

On his attending a golf tourney as the 'Grand Marshall" "I'ma comin',
I'ma goin', I'ma goin' to come ..." [Stop Tape!]

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 19, 2012, 5:59:30 PM3/19/12

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Jack had Jill up the hill, and came tumbling him after.

nemo

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Mar 19, 2012, 10:53:19 PM3/19/12

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"limericksmirkus blog" wrote in message
news:98b86aad-d748-4214...@f6g2000pbq.googlegroups.com...

Friends come and go,
Enemies accumulate.

Any miser coo mule eight?

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 20, 2012, 7:54:51 AM3/20/12

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In article
<42422cd6-f766-4aa0...@eb6g2000vbb.googlegroups.com>,

It had to happen schooner or later.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 20, 2012, 11:52:36 AM3/20/12

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>> > >> Does it explain why LW asked who sent hm a case of 'fragilly'?
>> > >Did that really mixer up that badly?
>> > On his attending a golf tourney as the 'Grand Marshall" "I'ma comin',
>> > I'ma goin', I'ma goin' to come ..." [Stop Tape!]
>> Jack had Jill up the hill, and came tumbling him after.
>It had to happen schooner or later.

Not accordian to Hoyle.

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 20, 2012, 2:07:44 PM3/20/12

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In article <us9hm75jjgm5qrg44...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

That is not melodeon to my ears.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 21, 2012, 11:56:46 AM3/21/12

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>> >> > On his attending a golf tourney as the 'Grand Marshall" "I'ma comin',
>> >> > I'ma goin', I'ma goin' to come ..." [Stop Tape!]
>> >> Jack had Jill up the hill, and came tumbling him after.
>> >It had to happen schooner or later.
>> Not accordian to Hoyle.
>That is not melodeon to my ears.

It takes all your concertina understand the pun.

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 21, 2012, 2:08:01 PM3/21/12

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In article <peujm7tt3ht4pqnc9...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

I spend my efforts to try and livenka things up.
Whats your excuse?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 22, 2012, 8:08:53 PM3/22/12

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>> >> >It had to happen schooner or later.
>> >> Not accordian to Hoyle.
>> >That is not melodeon to my ears.
>> It takes all your concertina understand the pun.
>I spend my efforts to try and livenka things up.
>Whats your excuse?

I have to keep herdy Gertie.

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 23, 2012, 9:37:59 AM3/23/12

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In article <9nfnm7htdhasaruq6...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

It must have put you over a barrel, organizeing that fiasco..

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 23, 2012, 11:24:27 AM3/23/12

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>> >> >> Not accordian to Hoyle.
>> >> >That is not melodeon to my ears.
>> >> It takes all your concertina understand the pun.
>> >I spend my efforts to try and livenka things up.
>> >Whats your excuse?
>> I have to keep herdy Gertie.
>It must have put you over a barrel, organizeing that fiasco..

it's the 'when worlds calliope in my pants' syndrome?

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 23, 2012, 2:03:24 PM3/23/12

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In article <6b5pm7l8mten22gud...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Really got you steamed?

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 24, 2012, 11:18:23 AM3/24/12

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On Mar 23, 2:03 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <6b5pm7l8mten22gudfn5tjdvgve3hnn...@4ax.com>,

> Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > >> >> >> Not accordian to Hoyle.
> > >> >> >That is not melodeon to my ears.
> > >> >> It takes all your concertina understand the pun.
> > >> >I spend my efforts to try and livenka things up.
> > >> >Whats your excuse?
> > >> I have to keep herdy Gertie.
> > >It must have put you over a barrel, organizeing that fiasco..
> > it's the 'when worlds calliope in my pants' syndrome?
>
> Really got you steamed?
> --

> Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Oh Danny Boy... the pipes keep streaming.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 24, 2012, 12:42:17 PM3/24/12

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>> > >> >Whats your excuse?
>> > >> I have to keep herdy Gertie.
>> > >It must have put you over a barrel, organizeing that fiasco..
>> > it's the 'when worlds calliope in my pants' syndrome?
>> Really got you steamed?

>Oh Danny Boy... the pipes keep streaming.

Next thing you know he'll prostate himself before us!

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 24, 2012, 3:25:43 PM3/24/12

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In article <f9urm7lkqnp2a3f7p...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Your milking it?

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 25, 2012, 11:55:58 AM3/25/12

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>> >> > >> I have to keep herdy Gertie.
>> >> > >It must have put you over a barrel, organizeing that fiasco..
>> >> > it's the 'when worlds calliope in my pants' syndrome?
>> >> Really got you steamed?
>> >Oh Danny Boy... the pipes keep streaming.
>> Next thing you know he'll prostate himself before us!
>Your milking it?

It's a teat to beat your feet ...

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 25, 2012, 1:39:41 PM3/25/12

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In article <ivfum7t1hls1cnc9l...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Doing so will give you bad mammaries later in life.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 26, 2012, 11:33:50 AM3/26/12

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>> >> >> Really got you steamed?
>> >> >Oh Danny Boy... the pipes keep streaming.
>> >> Next thing you know he'll prostate himself before us!
>> >Your milking it?
>> It's a teat to beat your feet ...
>Doing so will give you bad mammaries later in life.

Spring is bustiere all over!

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 26, 2012, 12:00:10 PM3/26/12

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In article <h031n7tfnjoolm378...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

and you like to basque in the warm sun.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 27, 2012, 11:13:24 AM3/27/12

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>> >> >> Next thing you know he'll prostate himself before us!
>> >> >Your milking it?
>> >> It's a teat to beat your feet ...
>> >Doing so will give you bad mammaries later in life.
>> Spring is bustiere all over!
>and you like to basque in the warm sun.

Off courts, the balls are in play.

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 27, 2012, 11:17:12 AM3/27/12

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In article <86m3n71aaq5mr4k3d...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Only with the late bloomers....

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 28, 2012, 12:41:06 PM3/28/12

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>> >> >> It's a teat to beat your feet ...
>> >> >Doing so will give you bad mammaries later in life.
>> >> Spring is bustiere all over!
>> >and you like to basque in the warm sun.
>> Off courts, the balls are in play.
>Only with the late bloomers....

Late or early, who cares? Yummmm!

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 28, 2012, 1:29:55 PM3/28/12

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In article <knf6n7lditg3f2e0u...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Has you panty-ing at the bit....

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 29, 2012, 12:20:33 PM3/29/12

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>> >> >> Spring is bustiere all over!
>> >> >and you like to basque in the warm sun.
>> >> Off courts, the balls are in play.
>> >Only with the late bloomers....
>> Late or early, who cares? Yummmm!
>Has you panty-ing at the bit....

Hardly, I'm a bra new whirl seer!

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 29, 2012, 12:58:53 PM3/29/12

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In article <ht29n7hf9f7o4e715...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

But you have been negligee in your studies...

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 30, 2012, 9:55:53 AM3/30/12

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On Mar 29, 12:58 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <ht29n7hf9f7o4e715p7f34msq3h13ha...@4ax.com>,

> Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > >> >> >> Spring is bustiere all over!
> > >> >> >and you like to basque in the warm sun.
> > >> >> Off courts, the balls are in play.
> > >> >Only with the late bloomers....
> > >> Late or early, who cares? Yummmm!
> > >Has you panty-ing at the bit....
> > Hardly, I'm a bra new whirl seer!
>
> But you have been negligee in your studies...
> --

> Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

....and cleavage so deep you'd think it was advertising space.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 30, 2012, 11:57:34 AM3/30/12

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>> >> >> Off courts, the balls are in play.
>> >> >Only with the late bloomers....
>> >> Late or early, who cares? Yummmm!
>> >Has you panty-ing at the bit....
>> Hardly, I'm a bra new whirl seer!
>But you have been negligee in your studies...

Oh baby! Dolls are in season!

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 30, 2012, 2:08:29 PM3/30/12

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In article <kulbn7hbd9ipdtrif...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Don't peignoir your hopes on that.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 31, 2012, 12:35:12 PM3/31/12

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>> >> >> >Only with the late bloomers....
>> >> >> Late or early, who cares? Yummmm!
>> >> >Has you panty-ing at the bit....
>> >> Hardly, I'm a bra new whirl seer!
>> >But you have been negligee in your studies...
>> Oh baby! Dolls are in season!
>Don't peignoir your hopes on that.

Why? Are you going to jammie the relationship?

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 31, 2012, 5:53:15 PM3/31/12

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In article <1hcen7ltqla6jgt37...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

What kind of argument are you trying to robe me into now?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 1, 2012, 1:37:31 PM4/1/12

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>> >> >> Hardly, I'm a bra new whirl seer!
>> >> >But you have been negligee in your studies...
>> >> Oh baby! Dolls are in season!
>> >Don't peignoir your hopes on that.
>> Why? Are you going to jammie the relationship?
>What kind of argument are you trying to robe me into now?

Shift a robe and find a buck ...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 1, 2012, 2:18:59 PM4/1/12

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In article <kh4hn7lauqbrok2qg...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Are still trying to tanga with me?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 2, 2012, 12:14:05 PM4/2/12

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>> >> >> Oh baby! Dolls are in season!
>> >> >Don't peignoir your hopes on that.
>> >> Why? Are you going to jammie the relationship?
>> >What kind of argument are you trying to robe me into now?
>> Shift a robe and find a buck ...
>Are still trying to tanga with me?

Sari, you're not my type!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 2, 2012, 4:06:32 PM4/2/12

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In article <c1kjn75hkm7nfrdq8...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

And thats a wrap...

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 2, 2012, 9:36:32 PM4/2/12

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>
>>>>>>>> Oh baby! Dolls are in season!
>>>>>>> Don't peignoir your hopes on that.
>>>>>> Why? Are you going to jammie the relationship?
>>>>> What kind of argument are you trying to robe me into now?
>>>> Shift a robe and find a buck ...
>>> Are still trying to tanga with me?
>> Sari, you're not my type!
> And thats a wrap...

Has he given you the slip?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 3, 2012, 7:12:17 AM4/3/12

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In article
<d1c76d6a-8cb4-4cb8...@n19g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

> On Mar 29, 12:58 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> wrote:
> > In article <ht29n7hf9f7o4e715p7f34msq3h13ha...@4ax.com>,
> > Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
> >
> > > >> >> >> Spring is bustiere all over!
> > > >> >> >and you like to basque in the warm sun.
> > > >> >> Off courts, the balls are in play.
> > > >> >Only with the late bloomers....
> > > >> Late or early, who cares? Yummmm!
> > > >Has you panty-ing at the bit....
> > > Hardly, I'm a bra new whirl seer!
> > But you have been negligee in your studies...

> ....and cleavage so deep you'd think it was advertising space.

And no way to halter its spread.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 3, 2012, 7:13:58 AM4/3/12

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In article <gZKdnYOjPbqAyefS...@westnet.com.au>,

Shift-ing gears are you?

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 3, 2012, 9:30:15 AM4/3/12

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>>>>>>>>>> Oh baby! Dolls are in season!
>>>>>>>>> Don't peignoir your hopes on that.
>>>>>>>> Why? Are you going to jammie the relationship?
>>>>>>> What kind of argument are you trying to robe me into now?
>>>>>> Shift a robe and find a buck ...
>>>>> Are still trying to tanga with me?
>>>> Sari, you're not my type!
>>> And thats a wrap...
>> Has he given you the slip?
> Shift-ing gears are you?

No, just tugging a negligeent thread.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 3, 2012, 9:33:12 AM4/3/12

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In article <tfmdnRCc_q77ZufS...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

An argument I can see right thru...

limericksmirkus blog

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Apr 3, 2012, 9:35:16 AM4/3/12

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Do I feel a nipple of discontent?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 3, 2012, 11:52:21 AM4/3/12

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>> >>> And thats a wrap...
>> >> Has he given you the slip?
>> > Shift-ing gears are you?
>> No, just tugging a negligeent thread.
>An argument I can see right thru...

Now that's a pain, noir!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 3, 2012, 11:53:30 AM4/3/12

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>> >>>>>> Shift a robe and find a buck ...
>> >>>>> Are still trying to tanga with me?
>> >>>> Sari, you're not my type!
>> >>> And thats a wrap...
>> >> Has he given you the slip?
>> > Shift-ing gears are you?
>> No, just tugging a negligeent thread.
>Do I feel a nipple of discontent?

Areola this time, would he still be 'that way'?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 3, 2012, 11:54:10 AM4/3/12

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>> > > >> Late or early, who cares? Yummmm!
>> > > >Has you panty-ing at the bit....
>> > > Hardly, I'm a bra new whirl seer!
>> > But you have been negligee in your studies...
>> ....and cleavage so deep you'd think it was advertising space.
>And no way to halter its spread.

Then you'd take it in the short shorts.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 3, 2012, 1:18:43 PM4/3/12

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In article <887mn7hb8e9oqamun...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Boy, shorts cuts are a habit with you.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 3, 2012, 1:20:14 PM4/3/12

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In article <f57mn7pl3vf5gmk9j...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Very cheeky of you.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 3, 2012, 6:54:47 PM4/3/12

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>> >> > > Hardly, I'm a bra new whirl seer!
>> >> > But you have been negligee in your studies...
>> >> ....and cleavage so deep you'd think it was advertising space.
>> >And no way to halter its spread.
>> Then you'd take it in the short shorts.
>Boy, shorts cuts are a habit with you.

You want a long cut ... I'll slice and dice!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 3, 2012, 7:08:01 PM4/3/12

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>> >> > Shift-ing gears are you?
>> >> No, just tugging a negligeent thread.
>> >An argument I can see right thru...
>> Now that's a pain, noir!
>Very cheeky of you.

... and a thong of love ...?

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 3, 2012, 7:11:25 PM4/3/12

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Played on a G-string.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 4, 2012, 8:14:38 AM4/4/12

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In article <ksvmn7lqqul1d5vmn...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Giving her a corsage would be easyer.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 4, 2012, 8:15:12 AM4/4/12

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In article <vpudndzKSocDHubS...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

DOn't expect it to garter you any praise...

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 4, 2012, 11:53:27 AM4/4/12

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>> >>>>> No, just tugging a negligeent thread.
>> >>>> An argument I can see right thru...
>> >>> Now that's a pain, noir!
>> >> Very cheeky of you.
>> > ... and a thong of love ...?
>> Played on a G-string.

>Don't expect it to garter you any praise...
There are hose who might seam straight, not you, eh?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 4, 2012, 11:55:14 AM4/4/12

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>> >> >> > But you have been negligee in your studies...
>> >> >> ....and cleavage so deep you'd think it was advertising space.
>> >> >And no way to halter its spread.
>> >> Then you'd take it in the short shorts.
>> >Boy, shorts cuts are a habit with you.
>> You want a long cut ... I'll slice and dice!
>Giving her a corsage would be easyer.

Essay 'easyer', ' i ' said!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 4, 2012, 1:26:22 PM4/4/12

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In article <1lron715ipe6jpuo3...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Still thinking you will peignoir your memoirs?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 4, 2012, 1:26:52 PM4/4/12

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In article <6iron7phktkfnjvcq...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

You are the one in a tights spot...

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 5, 2012, 11:13:00 AM4/5/12

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>> >> >> >And no way to halter its spread.
>> >> >> Then you'd take it in the short shorts.
>> >> >Boy, shorts cuts are a habit with you.
>> >> You want a long cut ... I'll slice and dice!
>> >Giving her a corsage would be easyer.
>> Essay 'easyer', ' i ' said!
>Still thinking you will peignoir your memoirs?

Better than pain't your mammaries!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 5, 2012, 11:13:38 AM4/5/12

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>> >> >> Very cheeky of you.
>> >> > ... and a thong of love ...?
>> >> Played on a G-string.
>> >Don't expect it to garter you any praise...
>> There are hose who might seam straight, not you, eh?
>You are the one in a tights spot...

Not here, boyo - loose goose time!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 5, 2012, 12:14:43 PM4/5/12

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In article <0kdrn75bhvpp7skvi...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Time to give you the bootee...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 5, 2012, 12:15:36 PM4/5/12

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In article <iidrn7p2ik71cgi8i...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Yours would try and put a cosmetic touch on the real you.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 6, 2012, 12:22:02 PM4/6/12

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>> >> >> Played on a G-string.
>> >> >Don't expect it to garter you any praise...
>> >> There are hose who might seam straight, not you, eh?
>> >You are the one in a tights spot...
>> Not here, boyo - loose goose time!
>Time to give you the bootee...

Then you'd die, a per code!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 6, 2012, 12:22:34 PM4/6/12

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>> >> >> >Boy, shorts cuts are a habit with you.
>> >> >> You want a long cut ... I'll slice and dice!
>> >> >Giving her a corsage would be easyer.
>> >> Essay 'easyer', ' i ' said!
>> >Still thinking you will peignoir your memoirs?
>> Better than pain't your mammaries!
>Yours would try and put a cosmetic touch on the real you.

She'd never give me a pastie ...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 6, 2012, 2:16:38 PM4/6/12

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In article <d16un7t9914sjtvg2...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Gee, and stringing you along for how long?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 6, 2012, 2:17:26 PM4/6/12

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In article <906un79lpmevom74q...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

You are disposable....

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 7, 2012, 11:34:43 AM4/7/12

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>> >> >> >Giving her a corsage would be easyer.
>> >> >> Essay 'easyer', ' i ' said!
>> >> >Still thinking you will peignoir your memoirs?
>> >> Better than pain't your mammaries!
>> >Yours would try and put a cosmetic touch on the real you.
>> She'd never give me a pastie ...
>Gee, and stringing you along for how long?

Just a gland or two - I soon perked up elsewhere!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 7, 2012, 11:35:18 AM4/7/12

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>> >> >> There are hose who might seam straight, not you, eh?
>> >> >You are the one in a tights spot...
>> >> Not here, boyo - loose goose time!
>> >Time to give you the bootee...
>> Then you'd die, a per code!
>You are disposable....

Ohhh, a bic with a flic!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 7, 2012, 5:07:17 PM4/7/12

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In article <mkn0o7d2qq4s06uek...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Zippo your lip...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 7, 2012, 5:07:52 PM4/7/12

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In article <fjn0o79id15ns2h2s...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

You had riseing interest in what?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 8, 2012, 10:30:12 AM4/8/12

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>> >> >> Not here, boyo - loose goose time!
>> >> >Time to give you the bootee...
>> >> Then you'd die, a per code!
>> >You are disposable....
>> Ohhh, a bic with a flic!
>Zippo your lip...

You chico little devil!