limericksmirkus blog <
xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure Bridgets have others to cross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Living the life of Riley?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Riley should stay home by his TV set.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He shouldn't venture out on any Bridges.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don't expect him to beau to your advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He Will Bendix the bridge in his mouth if he smiles any harder!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lloyd's of London will object to that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big Bad Lloyd: The better to insure you with grandma.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surety, you jest...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I jest huff and I puff and I blow every pun down.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even though I am not your friend, perhaps I should tell you........
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A big hearted gesture falls on my deaf ears.
> > > > > > > > > > > > ACT soon to correct that problem.
> > > > > > > > > > > I will donate my inner ear to science.
> > > > > > > > > > No need to shout, just malleus the details.
> > > > > > > > > The middle ear came down with a bad case of err-on-a-son-itis.
> > > > > > > > Hopefully you did not go to staples for a cure!
> > > > > > > I got chastity belt earings to avoid ever hearing any crap talk!
> > > > > > Gaging yourself would work better..
> > > > > Even though I didn't get the gag....still sounded kina funny.
> > > > Jest in case you do finally get it....
> > > .....put him on laugh support.
> > Not with that yuk-y food they serve there.