RIP alt.humor.puns

[donsto...@hotmail.com]

Punny, we hardly knew ye.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Aug 27, 5:38 am, donstockba...@hotmail.com wrote:
> Punny, we hardly knew ye.

Don't punny yet....go the whole nine yards.

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> Punny, we hardly knew ye.
>Don't punny yet....go the whole nine yards.

Nein yards, just meter halfway!

[limericksmirkus blog]

RIP: Run In Puns

[nemo]

"Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"

There. That's a run-in pun!

[limericksmirkus blog]

It's all there in black and white digital.

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >>>> Punny, we hardly knew ye.
>> >>> Don't punny yet....go the whole nine yards.
>> >> Nein yards, just meter halfway!
>> > RIP: Run In Puns
>> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
>> There. That's a run-in pun!
>It's all there in black and white digital.

Digital is noncoloured.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <c5pp38p9dfgc9s48n...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Sounds like discrimination to me.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Aug 28, 11:51 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <c5pp38p9dfgc9s48n59nmimpopq13vd...@4ax.com>,

>  Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > >> >>>> Punny, we hardly knew ye.
> > >> >>> Don't punny yet....go the whole nine yards.
> > >> >> Nein yards, just meter halfway!
> > >> > RIP: Run In Puns
> > >> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
> > >> There. That's a run-in pun!
> > >It's all there in black and white digital.
> > Digital is noncoloured.
>
> Sounds like discrimination to me.
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

a most discriminating sound.....

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<a2e2a042-9476-4550...@u2g2000pbl.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> >>>> Punny, we hardly knew ye.
> > > >> >>> Don't punny yet....go the whole nine yards.
> > > >> >> Nein yards, just meter halfway!
> > > >> > RIP: Run In Puns
> > > >> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
> > > >> There. That's a run-in pun!
> > > >It's all there in black and white digital.
> > > Digital is noncoloured.
> > Sounds like discrimination to me.

> a most discriminating sound.....
For a most discriminating klan...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> > > >> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
>> > > >> There. That's a run-in pun!
>> > > >It's all there in black and white digital.
>> > > Digital is noncoloured.
>> > Sounds like discrimination to me.
>> a most discriminating sound.....
>For a most discriminating klan...

Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ktcs38dk0c08247m4...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Talk about putting spin on it....

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Aug 29, 11:31 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <ktcs38dk0c08247m4bn5h0d1qa40f7t...@4ax.com>,

>  Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > >> > > >> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
> > >> > > >> There. That's a run-in pun!
> > >> > > >It's all there in black and white digital.
> > >> > > Digital is noncoloured.
> > >> > Sounds like discrimination to me.
> > >> a most discriminating sound.....
> > >For a most discriminating klan...
> > Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
>
> Talk about putting spin on it....
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<12cb1a12-b978-4caf...@kr6g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > > >> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
> > > >> > > >> There. That's a run-in pun!
> > > >> > > >It's all there in black and white digital.
> > > >> > > Digital is noncoloured.
> > > >> > Sounds like discrimination to me.
> > > >> a most discriminating sound.....
> > > >For a most discriminating klan...
> > > Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
> > Talk about putting spin on it....

> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.

Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Aug 30, 1:15 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <12cb1a12-b978-4caf-bd94-53d75800c...@kr6g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > >> > > >> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
> > > > >> > > >> There. That's a run-in pun!
> > > > >> > > >It's all there in black and white digital.
> > > > >> > > Digital is noncoloured.
> > > > >> > Sounds like discrimination to me.
> > > > >> a most discriminating sound.....
> > > > >For a most discriminating klan...
> > > > Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
> > > Talk about putting spin on it....
> > Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
>
> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<ec341b8f-bc0a-4071...@k13g2000pbq.googlegroups.com>,

> > > > > >> > > >> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
> > > > > >> > > >> There. That's a run-in pun!
> > > > > >> > > >It's all there in black and white digital.
> > > > > >> > > Digital is noncoloured.
> > > > > >> > Sounds like discrimination to me.
> > > > > >> a most discriminating sound.....
> > > > > >For a most discriminating klan...
> > > > > Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
> > > > Talk about putting spin on it....
> > > Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> > Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...

> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.

Because you are not looking at her waist...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> > > > >> > Sounds like discrimination to me.
>> > > > >> a most discriminating sound.....
>> > > > >For a most discriminating klan...
>> > > > Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
>> > > Talk about putting spin on it....
>> > Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...

>She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.

Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
terrrible thing to waste.

[David C Kifer]

But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.

--
Dave
"Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
(Et brevis pecunia.) [Et breve spatium.]

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <k1o6n...@news6.newsguy.com>,

David C Kifer <dkif...@MOVEnewsgroup.com> wrote:

> On 8/30/2012 11:50 AM, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Sounds like discrimination to me.
> >>>>>>>> a most discriminating sound.....
> >>>>>>> For a most discriminating klan...
> >>>>>> Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
> >>>>> Talk about putting spin on it....
> >>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> >>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
> >> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
> > Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
> > terrrible thing to waste.
> But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.

Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Aug 31, 3:59 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <k1o6n901...@news6.newsguy.com>,

>  David C Kifer <dkife...@MOVEnewsgroup.com> wrote:
>
> > On 8/30/2012 11:50 AM, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>> Sounds like discrimination to me.
> > >>>>>>>> a most discriminating sound.....
> > >>>>>>> For a most discriminating klan...
> > >>>>>> Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
> > >>>>> Talk about putting spin on it....
> > >>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> > >>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
> > >> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
> > > Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
> > > terrrible thing to waste.
> > But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.
>
> Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Marcel Marceau Murder Mystery left us speechless.

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
>> >>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
>> >> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
>> > Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
>> > terrrible thing to waste.
>> But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.
>Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.

NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?

[limericksmirkus blog]

and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<0b2c54a1-8848-4ae6...@ou2g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

They do a bang up job too.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Aug 31, 11:15 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <0b2c54a1-8848-4ae6-81ad-aadc0df77...@ou2g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > >> >>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> > > >> >>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
> > > >> >> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
> > > >> > Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
> > > >> > terrrible thing to waste.
> > > >> But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.
> > > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
> > > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
> > and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
>
> They do a bang up job too.
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Turn your home into a carnival shooting gallery.

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> > >> >> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
>> > >> > Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
>> > >> > terrrible thing to waste.
>> > >> But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.
>> > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
>> > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
>> and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
>They do a bang up job too.

Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <b6b4485kpaarto8ec...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

There is marsh more to it...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<229f511f-17b0-4ee8...@oz6g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > >> >>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> > > > >> >>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
> > > > >> >> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
> > > > >> > Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
> > > > >> > terrrible thing to waste.
> > > > >> But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.
> > > > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
> > > > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
> > > and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
> > They do a bang up job too.

> Turn your home into a carnival shooting gallery.

Why would I want to fill my house with all those cheap prizes?

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Sep 2, 5:59 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <229f511f-17b0-4ee8-9613-1db170dc9...@oz6g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > >> >>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> > > > > >> >>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
> > > > > >> >> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
> > > > > >> > Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
> > > > > >> > terrrible thing to waste.
> > > > > >> But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.
> > > > > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
> > > > > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
> > > > and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
> > > They do a bang up job too.
> > Turn your home into a carnival shooting gallery.
>
> Why would I want to fill my house with all those cheap prizes?
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Depends on how many gun toting members you have in your household.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<dad87eae-6da5-44ec...@oz6g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> > > > > > >> >>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
> > > > > > >> >> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
> > > > > > >> > Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
> > > > > > >> > terrrible thing to waste.
> > > > > > >> But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.
> > > > > > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
> > > > > > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
> > > > > and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
> > > > They do a bang up job too.
> > > Turn your home into a carnival shooting gallery.
> > Why would I want to fill my house with all those cheap prizes?

> Depends on how many gun toting members you have in your household.

None with that bad a taste in toys...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >> > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
>> >> > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
>> >> and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
>> >They do a bang up job too.
>> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
>There is marsh more to it...

But it all got bayou in the end!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <s8r648lsa6d19gtac...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Sep 2, 10:46 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <s8r648lsa6d19gtac6akjv0jat1ptl4...@4ax.com>,

>  Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > >> >> > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
> > >> >> > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
> > >> >> and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
> > >> >They do a bang up job too.
> > >> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
> > >There is marsh more to it...
> > But it all got bayou in the end!
>
> You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

New Orleans might as well levee to beaver.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<bf98090b-90ed-4c2c...@f4g2000pbq.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> >> > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
> > > >> >> > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
> > > >> >> and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
> > > >> >They do a bang up job too.
> > > >> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
> > > >There is marsh more to it...
> > > But it all got bayou in the end!
> > You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.

> New Orleans might as well levee to beaver.

Time to ditch that place for somewhere higher...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Sep 3, 1:54 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <bf98090b-90ed-4c2c-b56a-f2a48154a...@f4g2000pbq.googlegroups.com>,

>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > >> >> > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
> > > > >> >> > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
> > > > >> >> and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
> > > > >> >They do a bang up job too.
> > > > >> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
> > > > >There is marsh more to it...
> > > > But it all got bayou in the end!
> > > You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.
> > New Orleans might as well levee to beaver.
>
> Time to ditch that place for somewhere higher...
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

You may try the steak out at the Texas border.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<aa3963b1-99d9-4e21...@t9g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > >> >> > >Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
> > > > > >> >> > NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
> > > > > >> >> and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
> > > > > >> >They do a bang up job too.
> > > > > >> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
> > > > > >There is marsh more to it...
> > > > > But it all got bayou in the end!
> > > > You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.
> > > New Orleans might as well levee to beaver.
> > Time to ditch that place for somewhere higher...

> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.

And put my safety at stake?

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> > > > > >> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
>> > > > > >There is marsh more to it...
>> > > > > But it all got bayou in the end!
>> > > > You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.
>> > > New Orleans might as well levee to beaver.
>> > Time to ditch that place for somewhere higher...
>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
>And put my safety at stake?

Juarez you have a better place in mind?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <7ii948dvp0htjlhpe...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Sep 3, 11:45 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <7ii948dvp0htjlhpeckk06vvljp3hk8...@4ax.com>,

>  Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > >> > > > > >> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
> > >> > > > > >There is marsh more to it...
> > >> > > > > But it all got bayou in the end!
> > >> > > > You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.
> > >> > > New Orleans might as well levee to beaver.
> > >> > Time to ditch that place for somewhere higher...
> > >> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
> > >And put my safety at stake?
> > Juarez you have a better place in mind?
>
> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Or put the whole population up in tree houses.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<00543b16-d116-4f59...@kg10g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > > > > >> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
> > > >> > > > > >There is marsh more to it...
> > > >> > > > > But it all got bayou in the end!
> > > >> > > > You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.
> > > >> > > New Orleans might as well levee to beaver.
> > > >> > Time to ditch that place for somewhere higher...
> > > >> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
> > > >And put my safety at stake?
> > > Juarez you have a better place in mind?
> > If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..

> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.

Where you have a branch office.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Sep 4, 2:16 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <00543b16-d116-4f59-864a-a8d3aa529...@kg10g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > >> > > > > >> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
> > > > >> > > > > >There is marsh more to it...
> > > > >> > > > > But it all got bayou in the end!
> > > > >> > > > You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.
> > > > >> > > New Orleans might as well levee to beaver.
> > > > >> > Time to ditch that place for somewhere higher...
> > > > >> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
> > > > >And put my safety at stake?
> > > > Juarez you have a better place in mind?
> > > If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
> > Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
>
> Where you have a branch office.
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

We can come visit LeVine by and vine.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<093ec88c-98e7-4f53...@ou2g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > >> > > > > >> Bird Hunting in the Bayou, Shotgun Wading.
> > > > > >> > > > > >There is marsh more to it...
> > > > > >> > > > > But it all got bayou in the end!
> > > > > >> > > > You made made a slough of errors in that one statement.
> > > > > >> > > New Orleans might as well levee to beaver.
> > > > > >> > Time to ditch that place for somewhere higher...
> > > > > >> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
> > > > > >And put my safety at stake?
> > > > > Juarez you have a better place in mind?
> > > > If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
> > > Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
> > Where you have a branch office.

> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.

Sorry, I will be out of town that day...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> > > > > >> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
>> > > > > >And put my safety at stake?
>> > > > > Juarez you have a better place in mind?
>> > > > If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
>> > > Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
>> > Where you have a branch office.
>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
>Sorry, I will be out of town that day...

Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!

[limericksmirkus blog]

I wonder if we're invited?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<5cc1afce-a741-47c9...@kg10g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...

[Nemo]

On 28/08/2012 14:08, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Aug 28, 6:31 pm, nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> On 28/08/2012 01:52, limericksmirkus blog wrote:> On Aug 27, 11:52 pm, Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>>>>>> Punny, we hardly knew ye.
>>>>> Don't punny yet....go the whole nine yards.
>>
>>>> Nein yards, just meter halfway!
>>
>>> RIP: Run In Puns
>>
>> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
>>
>> There. That's a run-in pun!
>
> It's all there in black and white digital.
>
From what I've seen in those flies-on-the-wall police documentaries,
the footage is hardly high daffy nition.

[Nemo]

On 28/08/2012 16:34, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>>>>>>> Punny, we hardly knew ye.
>>>>>> Don't punny yet....go the whole nine yards.
>>>>> Nein yards, just meter halfway!
>>>> RIP: Run In Puns
>>> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
>>> There. That's a run-in pun!
>> It's all there in black and white digital.

> Digital is noncoloured.
>
So you can only film white cops in digital??

[Nemo]

On 29/08/2012 18:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article
> <12cb1a12-b978-4caf...@kr6g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
>>>>>>>>>> There. That's a run-in pun!
>>>>>>>>> It's all there in black and white digital.
>>>>>>>> Digital is noncoloured.

>>>>>>> Sounds like discrimination to me.
>>>>>> a most discriminating sound.....
>>>>> For a most discriminating klan...
>>>> Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
>>> Talk about putting spin on it....

>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
>

A neighbour of mine did that.

There was the sound of a big row, then one-by-one, all of those things
came flying out through the open balcony door including the plate with
the dinner still on it, the cruet a piece at a time and a beer can!

The latter and a few more latters was probably what caused the trouble.

I phoned the estate office and told em their dinner was on the lawn,
courtesy of No. 59!!

[Nemo]

On 30/08/2012 00:22, limericksmirkus blog wrote:
> On Aug 30, 1:15 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> wrote:
>> In article
>> <12cb1a12-b978-4caf-bd94-53d75800c...@kr6g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

>> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > >> > > >> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
>>>>>>>>>>> There. That's a run-in pun!
>>>>>>>>>> It's all there in black and white digital.
>>>>>>>>> Digital is noncoloured.
>>>>>>>> Sounds like discrimination to me.
>>>>>>> a most discriminating sound.....
>>>>>> For a most discriminating klan...
>>>>> Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
>>>> Talk about putting spin on it....
>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
>>
>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...

>> --
>> Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com

>> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
>> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
>> over a bar bill on the Titanic."
>

> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
>

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o)

[Nemo]

On 01/09/2012 23:00, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article
> <229f511f-17b0-4ee8...@oz6g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
>>>>>>>>>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
>>>>>>>>> She's already mad at me wasting so much time on alt.humor.puns.
>>>>>>>> Penalties have been tripled for shooting silent actors. A mime is a
>>>>>>>> terrrible thing to waste.
>>>>>>> But penalties are reduced if they use a silencer.
>>>>>> Thats just a charade the politicians put on for the N.R.A.
>>>>> NRA => Never Re-elect Arseholes?
>>>> and backed by NRA's deathtime guarantee.
>>> They do a bang up job too.
>> Turn your home into a carnival shooting gallery.
> Why would I want to fill my house with all those cheap prizes?
>

Not to mention all those sadistic homicidal redneck maniacs!!

[Nemo]

Kosher bird hunting in the Bayou: Shadkhen Wading.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <hh_hs.59007$Ol2....@fx25.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
> >>>>>>>>>> There. That's a run-in pun!
> >>>>>>>>> It's all there in black and white digital.
> >>>>>>>> Digital is noncoloured.
> >>>>>>> Sounds like discrimination to me.
> >>>>>> a most discriminating sound.....
> >>>>> For a most discriminating klan...
> >>>> Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
> >>> Talk about putting spin on it....
> >> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> > Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
> A neighbour of mine did that.
> There was the sound of a big row, then one-by-one, all of those things
> came flying out through the open balcony door including the plate with
> the dinner still on it, the cruet a piece at a time and a beer can!

A strange Flying saucer report...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Nemo]

On 07/09/2012 15:42, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article
> <5cc1afce-a741-47c9...@kg10g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
>>>>>>>>>> And put my safety at stake?
>>>>>>>>> Juarez you have a better place in mind?
>>>>>>>> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
>>>>>>> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
>>>>>> Where you have a branch office.
>>>>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
>>>> Sorry, I will be out of town that day...
>>> Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!
>> I wonder if we're invited?
> I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...
>

Somebody sold the manager a counterfeit gold ingot??

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 17:29, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <hh_hs.59007$Ol2....@fx25.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
>>>>>>>>>>>> There. That's a run-in pun!
>>>>>>>>>>> It's all there in black and white digital.
>>>>>>>>>> Digital is noncoloured.
>>>>>>>>> Sounds like discrimination to me.
>>>>>>>> a most discriminating sound.....
>>>>>>> For a most discriminating klan...
>>>>>> Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
>>>>> Talk about putting spin on it....
>>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
>>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
>> A neighbour of mine did that.
>> There was the sound of a big row, then one-by-one, all of those things
>> came flying out through the open balcony door including the plate with
>> the dinner still on it, the cruet a piece at a time and a beer can!
> A strange Flying saucer report...
>

Strange neighbours!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <qa1js.116913$Sr2.1...@fx01.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
> >>>>>>>>>> And put my safety at stake?
> >>>>>>>>> Juarez you have a better place in mind?
> >>>>>>>> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
> >>>>>>> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
> >>>>>> Where you have a branch office.
> >>>>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
> >>>> Sorry, I will be out of town that day...
> >>> Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!
> >> I wonder if we're invited?
> > I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...
> Somebody sold the manager a counterfeit gold ingot??

But he used it to buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn..

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <sb1js.116924$Sr2....@fx01.am4>,

They think the same about you.

[Nemo]

On 28/10/2012 12:14, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <qa1js.116913$Sr2.1...@fx01.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
>>>>>>>>>>>> And put my safety at stake?
>>>>>>>>>>> Juarez you have a better place in mind?
>>>>>>>>>> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
>>>>>>>>> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
>>>>>>>> Where you have a branch office.
>>>>>>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
>>>>>> Sorry, I will be out of town that day...
>>>>> Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!
>>>> I wonder if we're invited?
>>> I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...
>> Somebody sold the manager a counterfeit gold ingot??
> But he used it to buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn..
>

I'd have thought he'd have used it as a door's top.

[Nemo]

On 28/10/2012 12:15, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <sb1js.116924$Sr2....@fx01.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Irish Stew in the name of the Law!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There. That's a run-in pun!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's all there in black and white digital.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Digital is noncoloured.
>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds like discrimination to me.
>>>>>>>>>> a most discriminating sound.....
>>>>>>>>> For a most discriminating klan...
>>>>>>>> Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
>>>>>>> Talk about putting spin on it....
>>>>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
>>>>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
>>>> A neighbour of mine did that.
>>>> There was the sound of a big row, then one-by-one, all of those things
>>>> came flying out through the open balcony door including the plate with
>>>> the dinner still on it, the cruet a piece at a time and a beer can!
>>> A strange Flying saucer report...
>> Strange neighbours!
> They think the same about you.
>

Not nessecelery. As I said before, Thuggee Thatcher's 'Right to Buy' has
resulted in a whole better class of people moving in over the years, so
a guy with my interests, pastimes and experience isn't that unusual in a
hoi poloi -orientated Caaaancil Aaaazin block, mate! I fit in quite
nicely with em even though I'm working class (retyred).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_Buy

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <dVijs.107559$EF4....@fx23.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> And put my safety at stake?
> >>>>>>>>>>> Juarez you have a better place in mind?
> >>>>>>>>>> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
> >>>>>>>>> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
> >>>>>>>> Where you have a branch office.
> >>>>>>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
> >>>>>> Sorry, I will be out of town that day...
> >>>>> Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!
> >>>> I wonder if we're invited?
> >>> I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...
> >> Somebody sold the manager a counterfeit gold ingot??
> > But he used it to buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn..
> I'd have thought he'd have used it as a door's top.

Set to fall on his bosses head?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <51jjs.42879$nB6....@fx21.am4>,

Even if the owner does not want to sell?

[Nemo]

On 29/10/2012 09:43, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <dVijs.107559$EF4....@fx23.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And put my safety at stake?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Juarez you have a better place in mind?
>>>>>>>>>>>> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
>>>>>>>>>>> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
>>>>>>>>>> Where you have a branch office.
>>>>>>>>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
>>>>>>>> Sorry, I will be out of town that day...
>>>>>>> Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!
>>>>>> I wonder if we're invited?
>>>>> I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...
>>>> Somebody sold the manager a counterfeit gold ingot??
>>> But he used it to buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn..
>> I'd have thought he'd have used it as a door's top.
> Set to fall on his bosses head?
>

Good idea! If Melvyn Harries everybody else, praps someone should harry
him back!

I wonder how he is. Heheheheheeeeee!

[Nemo]

The owner is Camden Council and under Right To But you only buy a lease,
not the pricks and mortar.

At one time, having lived here boy and man since 1957, I could have
bought the place for a mere �8,000! Unfortunately, at the same time,
it'd become obvious that CNS Farnell was in the process of going bust.
So nose hail!

Read the Wiki artickle. It's interesting.

[TB]

On Sunday, August 26, 2012 6:13:56 PM UTC-7, limericksmirkus blog wrote:

> On Aug 27, 5:38 am, donstockba...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > Punny, we hardly knew ye.
>
>
>
> Don't punny yet....go the whole nine yards.

alt.humor.puns sure seems strong to me! I see lots of new posts everytime I log on!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <1JGjs.122461$Tf3....@fx12.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
> >>>>>>>>> Talk about putting spin on it....
> >>>>>>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
> >>>>>>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
> >>>>>> A neighbour of mine did that.
> >>>>>> There was the sound of a big row, then one-by-one, all of those things
> >>>>>> came flying out through the open balcony door including the plate with
> >>>>>> the dinner still on it, the cruet a piece at a time and a beer can!
> >>>>> A strange Flying saucer report...
> >>>> Strange neighbours!
> >>> They think the same about you.
> >> Not nessecelery. As I said before, Thuggee Thatcher's 'Right to Buy' has
> >> resulted in a whole better class of people moving in over the years, so
> >> a guy with my interests, pastimes and experience isn't that unusual in a
> >> hoi poloi -orientated Caaaancil Aaaazin block, mate! I fit in quite
> >> nicely with em even though I'm working class (retyred).
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_Buy
> > Even if the owner does not want to sell?
> The owner is Camden Council and under Right To But you only buy a lease,
> not the pricks and mortar.
> At one time, having lived here boy and man since 1957, I could have

> bought the place for a mere Ł8,000! Unfortunately, at the same time,

> it'd become obvious that CNS Farnell was in the process of going bust.
> So nose hail!
>
> Read the Wiki artickle. It's interesting.

Quickly before it gets edited...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <UEGjs.78102$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> And put my safety at stake?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Juarez you have a better place in mind?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
> >>>>>>>>>>> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
> >>>>>>>>>> Where you have a branch office.
> >>>>>>>>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
> >>>>>>>> Sorry, I will be out of town that day...
> >>>>>>> Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!
> >>>>>> I wonder if we're invited?
> >>>>> I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...
> >>>> Somebody sold the manager a counterfeit gold ingot??
> >>> But he used it to buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn..
> >> I'd have thought he'd have used it as a door's top.
> > Set to fall on his bosses head?
> Good idea! If Melvyn Harries everybody else, praps someone should harry
> him back!

According to Erick, wise choice it isn't.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Oct 30, 9:25 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <UEGjs.78102$ti6.9...@fx20.am4>, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet>

> wrote:
>
>
>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> And put my safety at stake?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Juarez you have a better place in mind?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
> > >>>>>>>>>>> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
> > >>>>>>>>>> Where you have a branch office.
> > >>>>>>>>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
> > >>>>>>>> Sorry, I will be out of town that day...
> > >>>>>>> Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!
> > >>>>>> I wonder if we're invited?
> > >>>>> I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...
> > >>>> Somebody sold the manager a counterfeit gold ingot??
> > >>> But he used it to buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn..
> > >> I'd have thought he'd have used it as a door's top.
> > > Set to fall on his bosses head?
> > Good idea! If Melvyn Harries everybody else, praps someone should harry
> > him back!
>
> According to Erick, wise choice it isn't.
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Hairy Mary liked stroking balding Barry
Hairless Sari preferred hirsute Cary
Cary so like nature’s child
But nasty spirited and wild
All thought it best just to commit hairy Cary

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<49ecd9c8-affc-4f3f...@vy11g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> And put my safety at stake?
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Juarez you have a better place in mind?
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
> > > >>>>>>>>>> Where you have a branch office.
> > > >>>>>>>>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
> > > >>>>>>>> Sorry, I will be out of town that day...
> > > >>>>>>> Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!
> > > >>>>>> I wonder if we're invited?
> > > >>>>> I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...
> > > >>>> Somebody sold the manager a counterfeit gold ingot??
> > > >>> But he used it to buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn..
> > > >> I'd have thought he'd have used it as a door's top.
> > > > Set to fall on his bosses head?
> > > Good idea! If Melvyn Harries everybody else, praps someone should harry
> > > him back!
> > According to Erick, wise choice it isn't.

> Hairy Mary liked stroking balding Barry
> Hairless Sari preferred hirsute Cary

> Cary so like nature零 child

> But nasty spirited and wild
> All thought it best just to commit hairy Cary

Senior or Junior?

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 13:27, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <UEGjs.78102$ti6....@fx20.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may try the steak out at the Texas border.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And put my safety at stake?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Juarez you have a better place in mind?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If I tyler you, it won't be any longer..
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or put the whole population up in tree houses.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Where you have a branch office.
>>>>>>>>>>> We can come visit LeVine by and vine.
>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I will be out of town that day...
>>>>>>>>> Cool! A barbie at Mike's place!
>>>>>>>> I wonder if we're invited?
>>>>>>> I'll reserve a room for you at the Graybar Hotel...
>>>>>> Somebody sold the manager a counterfeit gold ingot??
>>>>> But he used it to buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn..
>>>> I'd have thought he'd have used it as a door's top.
>>> Set to fall on his bosses head?
>> Good idea! If Melvyn Harries everybody else, praps someone should harry
>> him back!
> According to Erick, wise choice it isn't.
>

Who is this Erik and why does he have so much trouble with his
word-order? He'll be pissmoronouncing everything next!

[Nemo]

LOL.

Bill Cary, the flamous Civil Service Union officer?

Harry Harries in the back streets of Paris
And drive the bugger in Seine.
Then perhaps he'd rethink his man management skills
And become a nice human again!

[Looks out of window for low-flying pigs . . . . yup. Plenty of em up
there!]

Harries' idea of a flying piggy! Note the worker-seeking missiles!

http://www.digitalviking.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/pigs-might-fly.jpg

His favourite snack - Cheese and Minion flavour crisps!

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 13:26, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <1JGjs.122461$Tf3....@fx12.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Stealing Frisbees, Disc Crimination.
>>>>>>>>>>> Talk about putting spin on it....
>>>>>>>>>> Just as we thought the skies were cleared of flying saucers.
>>>>>>>>> Then came the cups, bowls, forks, spoons, knives ---- boy was you wife mad...
>>>>>>>> A neighbour of mine did that.
>>>>>>>> There was the sound of a big row, then one-by-one, all of those things
>>>>>>>> came flying out through the open balcony door including the plate with
>>>>>>>> the dinner still on it, the cruet a piece at a time and a beer can!
>>>>>>> A strange Flying saucer report...
>>>>>> Strange neighbours!
>>>>> They think the same about you.
>>>> Not nessecelery. As I said before, Thuggee Thatcher's 'Right to Buy' has
>>>> resulted in a whole better class of people moving in over the years, so
>>>> a guy with my interests, pastimes and experience isn't that unusual in a
>>>> hoi poloi -orientated Caaaancil Aaaazin block, mate! I fit in quite
>>>> nicely with em even though I'm working class (retyred).
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_Buy
>>> Even if the owner does not want to sell?
>> The owner is Camden Council and under Right To But you only buy a lease,
>> not the pricks and mortar.
>> At one time, having lived here boy and man since 1957, I could have

>> bought the place for a mere £8,000! Unfortunately, at the same time,

>> it'd become obvious that CNS Farnell was in the process of going bust.
>> So nose hail!
>>
>> Read the Wiki artickle. It's interesting.
> Quickly before it gets edited...
>

If I can find a nice big hammer, you'll get edited!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Zqqks.136173$Ol2....@fx25.am4>,

You are the one to get nailed.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <7fqks.55165$nB6....@fx21.am4>,

You cant escape that easily..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Weisz

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >> At one time, having lived here boy and man since 1957, I could have
>> >> bought the place for a mere �8,000! Unfortunately, at the same time,
>> >> it'd become obvious that CNS Farnell was in the process of going bust.
>> >> So nose hail!
>> >> Read the Wiki artickle. It's interesting.
>> > Quickly before it gets edited...
>> If I can find a nice big hammer, you'll get edited!
>You are the one to get nailed.

Aw, brad's not worried, it's only a tuppenny he can afford.

[limericksmirkus blog]

Nailed his fate his fat banged away too.

[David C Kifer]

That was tacky.

--
Dave
"Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
(Et brevis pecunia.) [Et breve spatium.]

[Nemo]

Ohhhh. Him!

Yers. Houdiniy' that he was a great escapologist?! Nobody.

[Nemo]

And you'll get Veneerial Pinned!! - Even worse!

[Nemo]

This thread's becoming rather tacksing.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <GBFks.146659$it2.1...@fx22.am4>,

Louse-y...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <KzFks.146658$it2.1...@fx22.am4>,

A strange metamorphosis on your part...

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >> >> So nose hail!
>> >> >> Read the Wiki artickle. It's interesting.
>> >> > Quickly before it gets edited...
>> >> If I can find a nice big hammer, you'll get edited!
>> >You are the one to get nailed.
>> Aw, brad's not worried, it's only a tuppenny he can afford.
>Nailed his fate his fat banged away too.

Live o'suction - that sucks!

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>>>>> So nose hail!
>>>>>> Read the Wiki artickle. It's interesting.
>>>>> Quickly before it gets edited...
>>>> If I can find a nice big hammer, you'll get edited!
>>> You are the one to get nailed.
>> Aw, brad's not worried, it's only a tuppenny he can afford.
>That was tacky.

6d is a ripe old age ...

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >>>> Good idea! If Melvyn Harries everybody else, praps someone should harry
>> >>>> him back!
>> >>> According to Erick, wise choice it isn't.
>> >> Who is this Erik and why does he have so much trouble with his
>> >> word-order? He'll be pissmoronouncing everything next!
>> > You cant escape that easily..

>> Ohhhh. Him!
>> Yers. Houdiniy' that he was a great escapologist?! Nobody.
>A strange metamorphosis on your part...

He has a Cayce of the doubts ...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <le08981sig9aus4qb...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

But a wizard of an idea.

[Don Stockbauer]

But a wizard of an idea. -- Michael LeVine

That's an Oz remark.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <2bc4b036-4e2d-49d9...@googlegroups.com>,

Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> But a wizard of an idea. -- Michael LeVine
> That's an Oz remark.

You said with a winkie....

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> But a wizard of an idea.

>> That's an Oz remark.
>You said with a winkie....

That's be Cybe the point!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <kh9a98duu82n9mug1...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Your Baum-y...

[Nemo]

It's the lousey ones that are the punniest, especially to a crabtomaniac
like you!

Noah Fence.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <MAtns.149955$nB6....@fx21.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> They think the same about you.
> >>>>>>>> Not nessecelery. As I said before, Thuggee Thatcher's 'Right to Buy' has
> >>>>>>>> resulted in a whole better class of people moving in over the years, so
> >>>>>>>> a guy with my interests, pastimes and experience isn't that unusual in a
> >>>>>>>> hoi poloi -orientated Caaaancil Aaaazin block, mate! I fit in quite
> >>>>>>>> nicely with em even though I'm working class (retyred).
> >>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_Buy
> >>>>>>> Even if the owner does not want to sell?
> >>>>>> The owner is Camden Council and under Right To But you only buy a lease,
> >>>>>> not the pricks and mortar.
> >>>>>> At one time, having lived here boy and man since 1957, I could have

> >>>>>> bought the place for a mere Ł8,000! Unfortunately, at the same time,

> >>>>>> it'd become obvious that CNS Farnell was in the process of going bust.
> >>>>>> So nose hail!
> >>>>>> Read the Wiki artickle. It's interesting.
> >>>>> Quickly before it gets edited...
> >>>> If I can find a nice big hammer, you'll get edited!
> >>> You are the one to get nailed.
> >> And you'll get Veneerial Pinned!! - Even worse!
> > Louse-y...
> It's the lousey ones that are the punniest, especially to a crabtomaniac
> like you!

But the "Humor" lice in the mind of the listener..

[Nemo]

On 10/11/2012 22:02, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <MAtns.149955$nB6....@fx21.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> They think the same about you.
>>>>>>>>>> Not nessecelery. As I said before, Thuggee Thatcher's 'Right to Buy' has
>>>>>>>>>> resulted in a whole better class of people moving in over the years, so
>>>>>>>>>> a guy with my interests, pastimes and experience isn't that unusual in a
>>>>>>>>>> hoi poloi -orientated Caaaancil Aaaazin block, mate! I fit in quite
>>>>>>>>>> nicely with em even though I'm working class (retyred).
>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_Buy
>>>>>>>>> Even if the owner does not want to sell?
>>>>>>>> The owner is Camden Council and under Right To But you only buy a lease,
>>>>>>>> not the pricks and mortar.
>>>>>>>> At one time, having lived here boy and man since 1957, I could have

>>>>>>>> bought the place for a mere �8,000! Unfortunately, at the same time,

>>>>>>>> it'd become obvious that CNS Farnell was in the process of going bust.
>>>>>>>> So nose hail!
>>>>>>>> Read the Wiki artickle. It's interesting.
>>>>>>> Quickly before it gets edited...
>>>>>> If I can find a nice big hammer, you'll get edited!
>>>>> You are the one to get nailed.
>>>> And you'll get Veneerial Pinned!! - Even worse!
>>> Louse-y...
>> It's the lousey ones that are the punniest, especially to a crabtomaniac
>> like you!
> But the "Humor" lice in the mind of the listener..
>

And proud of it!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ZTLns.279097$Tf3.2...@fx12.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>> Quickly before it gets edited...
> >>>>>> If I can find a nice big hammer, you'll get edited!
> >>>>> You are the one to get nailed.
> >>>> And you'll get Veneerial Pinned!! - Even worse!
> >>> Louse-y...
> >> It's the lousey ones that are the punniest, especially to a crabtomaniac
> >> like you!
> > But the "Humor" lice in the mind of the listener..
> And proud of it!

Its what you love, diseases you can complain about.

[Nemo]

You really are obsessed with my part! See a psychiatrist. There's one
looking out of that window up there.

[Nemo]

On 02/11/2012 19:10, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <le08981sig9aus4qb...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> Good idea! If Melvyn Harries everybody else, praps someone should harry
>>>>>>>> him back!
>>>>>>> According to Erick, wise choice it isn't.
>>>>>> Who is this Erik and why does he have so much trouble with his
>>>>>> word-order? He'll be pissmoronouncing everything next!
>>>>> You cant escape that easily..
>>>> Ohhhh. Him!
>>>> Yers. Houdiniy' that he was a great escapologist?! Nobody.
>>> A strange metamorphosis on your part...
>> He has a Cayce of the doubts ...
> But a wizard of an idea.
>

Whatever happened to him? Did he ever get his Slide Bar fixed?

[Nemo]

On 03/11/2012 19:25, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <kh9a98duu82n9mug1...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>
>>>> But a wizard of an idea.
>>>> That's an Oz remark.
>>> You said with a winkie....
>> That's be Cybe the point!
> Your Baum-y...
>

A tree fell on him????

[Nemo]

And a tanner will nook even older cause of all the chemickles.

[Nemo]

On 11/11/2012 11:56, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <ZTLns.279097$Tf3.2...@fx12.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Quickly before it gets edited...
>>>>>>>> If I can find a nice big hammer, you'll get edited!
>>>>>>> You are the one to get nailed.
>>>>>> And you'll get Veneerial Pinned!! - Even worse!
>>>>> Louse-y...
>>>> It's the lousey ones that are the punniest, especially to a crabtomaniac
>>>> like you!
>>> But the "Humor" lice in the mind of the listener..
>> And proud of it!
> Its what you love, diseases you can complain about.
>

Scientists are standing in line to find a queuer though.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Flnus.234923$kX.1...@fx18.am4>,

It's bad enough with the Lawyers(solicitors?) chasing
ambulances, but with doctors chasing patients....

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Dnnus.885854$Ol2.2...@fx25.am4>,

Thats a lymans point of view.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Umnus.517350$W63....@fx05.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Good idea! If Melvyn Harries everybody else, praps someone should harry
> >>>>>>>> him back!
> >>>>>>> According to Erick, wise choice it isn't.
> >>>>>> Who is this Erik and why does he have so much trouble with his
> >>>>>> word-order? He'll be pissmoronouncing everything next!
> >>>>> You cant escape that easily..
> >>>> Ohhhh. Him!
> >>>> Yers. Houdiniy' that he was a great escapologist?! Nobody.
> >>> A strange metamorphosis on your part...
> >> He has a Cayce of the doubts ...
> > But a wizard of an idea.
> Whatever happened to him? Did he ever get his Slide Bar fixed?

Last time I looked, he was not rideing slide saddle...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <hrnus.314696$g62.1...@fx06.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Quickly before it gets edited...
> >>>>>>>> If I can find a nice big hammer, you'll get edited!
> >>>>>>> You are the one to get nailed.
> >>>>>> And you'll get Veneerial Pinned!! - Even worse!
> >>>>> Louse-y...
> >>>> It's the lousey ones that are the punniest, especially to a crabtomaniac
> >>>> like you!
> >>> But the "Humor" lice in the mind of the listener..
> >> And proud of it!
> > Its what you love, diseases you can complain about.
> Scientists are standing in line to find a queuer though.

Queer you should put it that way...