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Michael N. LeVine
Sep 12, 2012, 8:39:32 AM9/12/12
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In article <74R3s.17924$zn3....@fx21.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>> After taxing/regulating them to this point, the government did not
> >>> have time to turn around and give them a bailout...
> >> I've got no idea why they folded. There's been nothing in the
> >> photorraphic press or any of the other media. It's a mystery. They
> >> didn't seem to be doing any worse than anyone else.
> >> The last thing I bought from them was a Sigma 70-300mm DG OS telephoto zoom.
> >> Being a DG model, on my asp-c sensor Canon EOS 400D, it gives 112 to
> >> 480mm. Very nice. Damned heavy though.
> > I get the picture.
> No. Iyyy get the picture. You get the description of my apparatus! ;o)
> Canon EOS 400-D body & Battery Grip for same.
> Canon lenses: EF50mm prime; EF28mm Prime (cheapo ones), and an EF-S 60mm
> Macro (not a cheapo one!)
> Sigma lenses: 10 to 20mm Ultra Why Dangle, and the A4mentioned 70-300mm
> DG OS.
> Also: Canon Ixus 95 compact; Canon Powershot G12 semi-pro compact camera.
> Manfrotto monopod - or was ia a Monfrotto manopod?
> Lowepro bags for all these.
> Adopey Photoshop CS5 soon to be upgraded to CS6.
> Wacom A4 medium graphics tablet.
> And all on the State Pension that other peep hole claim they can't live on.
> See? I do take some things seriously. :o|
A picture of your apparatus you would get us both a charge of attempted pornography.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>> After taxing/regulating them to this point, the government did not
> >>> have time to turn around and give them a bailout...
> >> I've got no idea why they folded. There's been nothing in the
> >> photorraphic press or any of the other media. It's a mystery. They
> >> didn't seem to be doing any worse than anyone else.
> >> The last thing I bought from them was a Sigma 70-300mm DG OS telephoto zoom.
> >> Being a DG model, on my asp-c sensor Canon EOS 400D, it gives 112 to
> >> 480mm. Very nice. Damned heavy though.
> > I get the picture.
> No. Iyyy get the picture. You get the description of my apparatus! ;o)
> Canon EOS 400-D body & Battery Grip for same.
> Canon lenses: EF50mm prime; EF28mm Prime (cheapo ones), and an EF-S 60mm
> Macro (not a cheapo one!)
> Sigma lenses: 10 to 20mm Ultra Why Dangle, and the A4mentioned 70-300mm
> DG OS.
> Also: Canon Ixus 95 compact; Canon Powershot G12 semi-pro compact camera.
> Manfrotto monopod - or was ia a Monfrotto manopod?
> Lowepro bags for all these.
> Adopey Photoshop CS5 soon to be upgraded to CS6.
> Wacom A4 medium graphics tablet.
> And all on the State Pension that other peep hole claim they can't live on.
> See? I do take some things seriously. :o|
A picture of your apparatus you would get us both a charge of attempted pornography.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:22:24 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <Y5Q3s.1138$5o4...@fx23.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Iyyyyy thought that was Mopeye the Paler San.
>>>>>>>> Olly Voil'll vouch for that!
>>>>>>>> (I still haven't got over that Wimpey character slowly following a duck
>>>>>>>> with a mincing machine sort of aimed at it! I wish someone whould tell
>>>>>>>> eem no stop getting in my way!!)
>>>>>>> He almost caught up with you?
>>>>>> No. I'm just fed up with having to get over him!
>>>>> Fat chance (till he looses a lot of weight)...
>>>> And I do!!!!
>>>> The cut of my jacket bellies the eggs tent of the huge bulbous beer gut
>>>> underneath!
>>> Professor Higgens would have a field day with you.
>> I can azure you that for the last couple of weeks it's been a case of
>> Doplenty!! Force sum and known reason, I started to feel a good bit
>> better than usual around a fortnight ago and, to make good use of the
>> extra bit of energy while it was there, I started to clean and tidy the
>> place and build some more storage. A couple of small flat-pack cabinets
>> and the rest I designed myself. So Hurrican Higgens would have been the
>> proud one, if he could have remained sober for long enough.
>>
>> Who was this eel-icer anyway?
> It's about time you came clean...
>
I often do - with Hibiscrub!! - or is that Hippyscrub?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiscrub
And I use Corsodyl mouthwash as well. Tastes foul so it must be good!
So a nice sparkling nean clemo is not unusual.
> In article <Y5Q3s.1138$5o4...@fx23.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Iyyyyy thought that was Mopeye the Paler San.
>>>>>>>> Olly Voil'll vouch for that!
>>>>>>>> (I still haven't got over that Wimpey character slowly following a duck
>>>>>>>> with a mincing machine sort of aimed at it! I wish someone whould tell
>>>>>>>> eem no stop getting in my way!!)
>>>>>>> He almost caught up with you?
>>>>>> No. I'm just fed up with having to get over him!
>>>>> Fat chance (till he looses a lot of weight)...
>>>> And I do!!!!
>>>> The cut of my jacket bellies the eggs tent of the huge bulbous beer gut
>>>> underneath!
>>> Professor Higgens would have a field day with you.
>> I can azure you that for the last couple of weeks it's been a case of
>> Doplenty!! Force sum and known reason, I started to feel a good bit
>> better than usual around a fortnight ago and, to make good use of the
>> extra bit of energy while it was there, I started to clean and tidy the
>> place and build some more storage. A couple of small flat-pack cabinets
>> and the rest I designed myself. So Hurrican Higgens would have been the
>> proud one, if he could have remained sober for long enough.
>>
>> Who was this eel-icer anyway?
> It's about time you came clean...
>
I often do - with Hibiscrub!! - or is that Hippyscrub?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiscrub
And I use Corsodyl mouthwash as well. Tastes foul so it must be good!
So a nice sparkling nean clemo is not unusual.
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:30:45 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:12, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <KgQ3s.113704$De5....@fx04.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 27/08/2012 12:21, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <i4w_r.71463$8c6....@fx28.am4>,
>>> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its really run by an old school crook called Raffles...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And if yer win the jackpot, you're allowed to call yerself Flashman!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll call on you the next time I have to change a tire at night.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only help change correctly-spelled tires. 'Y', nobody nose.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Being that picky will not give you a good year in that line of work.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What about the cannabis-consuming monks at Friar Stoned Abbey?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tread lightly where the church is concerned..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I always make a habit of that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would help wimple you into shape...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! The Barratts of Wimple's Treat!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Candy is dandy but liquor,is quicker...
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not allowed to liquor or anybody else!
>>>>>>>>>>> Depending on which part of her, it can be quite tasty...
>>>>>>>>>> I wonder who's kissing her now.
>>>>>>>>> Henry?
>>>>>>>> I wonder what induced you to come up with that name?
>>>>>>>> Couldn't have been one of the Kennedys or she'd have been assassinated
>>>>>>>> by now!
>>>>>>> Or take a ride with Ted...
>>>>>> Or Tricky Sticky Dicky from Billerickay Wiki.
>>>>> and a Wiki, Wacky, Woo to you too.
>>>> U2? I can still visualise that poor captured pilot. What a terrible
>>>> state he was in!
>>>> Whacky Woo? Helen Kane courting?
>>> And loveing it.
>>>
>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
>> doop' song!
>>
>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
>
Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
suggesting her pudendum.
As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
> In article <KgQ3s.113704$De5....@fx04.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 27/08/2012 12:21, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <i4w_r.71463$8c6....@fx28.am4>,
>>> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its really run by an old school crook called Raffles...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And if yer win the jackpot, you're allowed to call yerself Flashman!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll call on you the next time I have to change a tire at night.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only help change correctly-spelled tires. 'Y', nobody nose.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Being that picky will not give you a good year in that line of work.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What about the cannabis-consuming monks at Friar Stoned Abbey?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tread lightly where the church is concerned..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I always make a habit of that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would help wimple you into shape...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! The Barratts of Wimple's Treat!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Candy is dandy but liquor,is quicker...
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not allowed to liquor or anybody else!
>>>>>>>>>>> Depending on which part of her, it can be quite tasty...
>>>>>>>>>> I wonder who's kissing her now.
>>>>>>>>> Henry?
>>>>>>>> I wonder what induced you to come up with that name?
>>>>>>>> Couldn't have been one of the Kennedys or she'd have been assassinated
>>>>>>>> by now!
>>>>>>> Or take a ride with Ted...
>>>>>> Or Tricky Sticky Dicky from Billerickay Wiki.
>>>>> and a Wiki, Wacky, Woo to you too.
>>>> U2? I can still visualise that poor captured pilot. What a terrible
>>>> state he was in!
>>>> Whacky Woo? Helen Kane courting?
>>> And loveing it.
>>>
>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
>> doop' song!
>>
>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
>
Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
suggesting her pudendum.
As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:34:19 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:16, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <bsQ3s.9$5A...@fx20.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Aren't they the ones who advertise "Nothing sucks like a vax"?
>>>>>>>> Narr. "Gornisht Vax vi a groyser leder shtrap!!"
>>>>>>> You are going to tale a strap to your leader!?!?!?
>>>>>> Well he *was* the one wearing the leader hosen efftgerrghghghallll!
>>>>> So, thats why all the fuhrer
>>>> Yers - but watching an old film of one of his rallies, I realised that
>>>> fuhroaer the way he did!
>>> To rally the troops...
>>>
>> To brainwash the masses more like. It's amazing what a maniac can get
>> ordinary people to do by scapegoating one or more groups of people who
>> are a little different and telling the hoi poloi that they're the cause
>> of all their troubles and they, the hoi poloi, are much better than the
>> minorities. Then the hoi poloi will proceed brutally to showing that
>> they're actually far worse than the minorities they're blaming for
>> everything.
>> Talking of maniacs . .
>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19560284
>> Brilliant! I'm gonna try and get one of those!! I'll frame it!
>> Then yer can call mee a maniac!
> The I can't expect you to loon me the shirt off your back?
>
I'll have you know that Iyyyy wear proper shirts that do up round the
front as well! Luxury. Sheer Marks and Spencers luxury!
> In article <bsQ3s.9$5A...@fx20.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Aren't they the ones who advertise "Nothing sucks like a vax"?
>>>>>>>> Narr. "Gornisht Vax vi a groyser leder shtrap!!"
>>>>>>> You are going to tale a strap to your leader!?!?!?
>>>>>> Well he *was* the one wearing the leader hosen efftgerrghghghallll!
>>>>> So, thats why all the fuhrer
>>>> Yers - but watching an old film of one of his rallies, I realised that
>>>> fuhroaer the way he did!
>>> To rally the troops...
>>>
>> To brainwash the masses more like. It's amazing what a maniac can get
>> ordinary people to do by scapegoating one or more groups of people who
>> are a little different and telling the hoi poloi that they're the cause
>> of all their troubles and they, the hoi poloi, are much better than the
>> minorities. Then the hoi poloi will proceed brutally to showing that
>> they're actually far worse than the minorities they're blaming for
>> everything.
>> Talking of maniacs . .
>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19560284
>> Brilliant! I'm gonna try and get one of those!! I'll frame it!
>> Then yer can call mee a maniac!
> The I can't expect you to loon me the shirt off your back?
>
I'll have you know that Iyyyy wear proper shirts that do up round the
front as well! Luxury. Sheer Marks and Spencers luxury!
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:37:48 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:13, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <jHQ3s.11520$aH7....@fx10.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>>>>>> Oh yes it does! Especially when the OIC who set me up went stark raving
>>>>>> mad when she found out about it!!
>>>>>> I found out later that, from very much on high, she'd already beed told
>>>>>> off rotten about setting up the entrapment in the first place, cocking
>>>>>> it up, lying to the disciplinary board and losing the case at the tribunal.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Olga Daniels her name was - until it became Mud!
>>>>> Hartcort Fenton Mudd?
>>>>>
>>>> Noe. Just Mud. It's an English English eggs pression: "His/her name is
>>>> mud" when some pratt loses their reputation.
>>>>
>>>> Oh - that fat gitt - and the woman with the exploding hair!! I remember
>>>> now. In knurly editions of Start Wreck!
>>>>
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd
>>>
>>> Actually this is where it came from
>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mudd
>>>
>> Is that a false beard he's wearin?
>>
>> Blimey! A meaty-allright has just burst through the wall of Grand
>> Central Station!! - sorry . . .Terminal - as it was for many of the
>> passengers there!
>>
>> Oh. It's a film! and with such a long drawn out intro sequence,
>> Armageddon tirrred of it awlready!
>>
>> And they've got 80 days before the biggun hits Earth. Good. They can all
>> go round the world in 80 days for a nice last look!
> Did you planet that way?
It was all done by post. I Wotan ordinary letter to this g*d of war guy
and he agreed to do it - on a Wednesday!
> In article <jHQ3s.11520$aH7....@fx10.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>>>>>> Oh yes it does! Especially when the OIC who set me up went stark raving
>>>>>> mad when she found out about it!!
>>>>>> I found out later that, from very much on high, she'd already beed told
>>>>>> off rotten about setting up the entrapment in the first place, cocking
>>>>>> it up, lying to the disciplinary board and losing the case at the tribunal.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Olga Daniels her name was - until it became Mud!
>>>>> Hartcort Fenton Mudd?
>>>>>
>>>> Noe. Just Mud. It's an English English eggs pression: "His/her name is
>>>> mud" when some pratt loses their reputation.
>>>>
>>>> Oh - that fat gitt - and the woman with the exploding hair!! I remember
>>>> now. In knurly editions of Start Wreck!
>>>>
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd
>>>
>>> Actually this is where it came from
>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mudd
>>>
>> Is that a false beard he's wearin?
>>
>> Blimey! A meaty-allright has just burst through the wall of Grand
>> Central Station!! - sorry . . .Terminal - as it was for many of the
>> passengers there!
>>
>> Oh. It's a film! and with such a long drawn out intro sequence,
>> Armageddon tirrred of it awlready!
>>
>> And they've got 80 days before the biggun hits Earth. Good. They can all
>> go round the world in 80 days for a nice last look!
> Did you planet that way?
It was all done by post. I Wotan ordinary letter to this g*d of war guy
and he agreed to do it - on a Wednesday!
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:40:49 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:36, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <dNQ3s.11662$aH7....@fx10.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very cleaver of you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beaver'y carefeul how you slice that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have to chew that one over for a while.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tail us when you have a dam.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You do not have occlude about what I am talking about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Santoku deep breath and 'splines it'!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That rachis too far.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ginsu! God blessu !
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That cuts to the quick..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ginseng is a blessing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barack is a blessing!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are we going barrack to political humor again?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nope. Linguinistic humour.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Linguini jokes are pasta their prime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Narr. A fusilli ones don't hurt now and again. Penne for your thoughts?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pici pici pici...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Piniculi Pinicular???
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelle yourself, he's at it again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
>>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
>>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
>>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
>>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
>>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
>>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
>>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
>>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
>>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
>>> That is debateable...
>> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
> He is to busy calling to his mammy...
>
Terrible h�morrhoids he had as well - as in "I'd wuk a millyun piles for
one or your smiles, my maaaaaaaa - aa aa aa meee!"
I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
> In article <dNQ3s.11662$aH7....@fx10.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very cleaver of you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beaver'y carefeul how you slice that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have to chew that one over for a while.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tail us when you have a dam.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You do not have occlude about what I am talking about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Santoku deep breath and 'splines it'!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That rachis too far.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ginsu! God blessu !
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That cuts to the quick..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ginseng is a blessing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barack is a blessing!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are we going barrack to political humor again?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nope. Linguinistic humour.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Linguini jokes are pasta their prime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Narr. A fusilli ones don't hurt now and again. Penne for your thoughts?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pici pici pici...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Piniculi Pinicular???
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelle yourself, he's at it again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
>>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
>>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
>>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
>>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
>>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
>>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
>>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
>>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
>>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
>>> That is debateable...
>> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
> He is to busy calling to his mammy...
>
Terrible h�morrhoids he had as well - as in "I'd wuk a millyun piles for
one or your smiles, my maaaaaaaa - aa aa aa meee!"
I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:45:36 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:33, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <TOQ3s.11704$aH7....@fx10.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While you waffle?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Belgian you pardon?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Funnel your comments elseware.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take 'em to the Bay, a fun day!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And e-bay's at the moon...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Both are a howling success.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While riding their Triumph's?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Why the apes' trophey?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Morgan you'd ever have!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You harley know me...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't you used to be the Queen's chicken farmer with your free-range
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> farm being called the Royal Enfield?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://classic-motorbikes.net/images/gallery/royal-enfield-k.jpg> >>>>>> Harley a hardly, but it came close!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh shoot....
>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://iu.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lee-Enfield_Rifle.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>> And after Yamahahaa-haa imitating them, there are a few other makes
>>>>>>>>>>>> jumping on the banned wagon as well!
>>>>>>>>>>> Simplex solutions for simplex minds...
>>>>>>>>>> Many Duplex minds suffer from overall Singh!
>>>>>>>>> Just what is it you are sikh-ing?
>>>>>>>> Exactly the same terminating Impey Dance in the hybrid circuits at both
>>>>>>>> ends of the line.
>>>>>>> So, keep you fingers out of the socket...
>>>>>> Otherwise it'll be Socket to Me Time!!!
>>>>>> "Say goodnight, Dick!"
>>>>> Is that your real name?
>>>> Yers. And the Beta Blockers have stopped that working as well!! :o(((
>>>> Not really - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_and_martin
>>> Is there supposed to be a laugh inside there someplace?
>> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
>> that show as well!
> Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
>
Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
He's just been told a very funny joke!
> In article <TOQ3s.11704$aH7....@fx10.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While you waffle?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Belgian you pardon?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Funnel your comments elseware.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take 'em to the Bay, a fun day!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And e-bay's at the moon...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Both are a howling success.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While riding their Triumph's?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Why the apes' trophey?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Morgan you'd ever have!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You harley know me...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't you used to be the Queen's chicken farmer with your free-range
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> farm being called the Royal Enfield?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://classic-motorbikes.net/images/gallery/royal-enfield-k.jpg> >>>>>> Harley a hardly, but it came close!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh shoot....
>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://iu.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lee-Enfield_Rifle.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>> And after Yamahahaa-haa imitating them, there are a few other makes
>>>>>>>>>>>> jumping on the banned wagon as well!
>>>>>>>>>>> Simplex solutions for simplex minds...
>>>>>>>>>> Many Duplex minds suffer from overall Singh!
>>>>>>>>> Just what is it you are sikh-ing?
>>>>>>>> Exactly the same terminating Impey Dance in the hybrid circuits at both
>>>>>>>> ends of the line.
>>>>>>> So, keep you fingers out of the socket...
>>>>>> Otherwise it'll be Socket to Me Time!!!
>>>>>> "Say goodnight, Dick!"
>>>>> Is that your real name?
>>>> Yers. And the Beta Blockers have stopped that working as well!! :o(((
>>>> Not really - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_and_martin
>>> Is there supposed to be a laugh inside there someplace?
>> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
>> that show as well!
> Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
>
Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
He's just been told a very funny joke!
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:47:58 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:34, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <7QQ3s.11736$aH7....@fx10.am4>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can't he afford live ones?
>>>>>>>>>>>> They've all gone off and started chasing chickens after turning into
>>>>>>>>>>>> poultergeists!
>>>>>>>>>>> Throwing their chickens around?
>>>>>>>>>> Or stamping on em like at KFC!!!!
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2010/03/447633.html
>>>>>>>>>> I saw the video of this. It was sickening.
>>>>>>>>> Whats the matter, are you chicken or something?
>>>>>>>> Nothing the matter with me. What's wrong is what you need to look for
>>>>>>>> between the ears of sadistic c***s who let chickens out to see who could
>>>>>>>> stamp most of them to death!
>>>>>>> Does not get your stamp of approval?
>>>>>> Shouldn't get any right-minded person's stamp of approval.
>>>>>> KFC. Killing F****** Chickens!
>>>>> KIlling AND F****** them, not thats perverted...
>>>> I don't think they were skilled enough for that. Any attempted cock-up
>>>> would have been a cock-up!
>>> Thy are bi ?
>> Thee are Bow????
> Could you have the curtsy to speak plainer..
>
Just Niel down and say, "Only Nigel can do that!"
> In article <7QQ3s.11736$aH7....@fx10.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While you waffle?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Belgian you pardon?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Funnel your comments elseware.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take 'em to the Bay, a fun day!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And e-bay's at the moon...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Both are a howling success.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While riding their Triumph's?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Why the apes' trophey?)>> Morgan you'd ever have!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You harley know me...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't you used to be the Queen's chicken farmer with your free-range
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> farm being called the Royal Enfield?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://classic-motorbikes.net/images/gallery/royal-enfield-k.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Harley a hardly, but it came close!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This must be the deft appearance of Nemo's ghost writers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While you waffle?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Belgian you pardon?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Funnel your comments elseware.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take 'em to the Bay, a fun day!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And e-bay's at the moon...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Both are a howling success.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While riding their Triumph's?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Why the apes' trophey?)>> Morgan you'd ever have!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You harley know me...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't you used to be the Queen's chicken farmer with your free-range
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> farm being called the Royal Enfield?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://classic-motorbikes.net/images/gallery/royal-enfield-k.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Harley a hardly, but it came close!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can't he afford live ones?
>>>>>>>>>>>> They've all gone off and started chasing chickens after turning into
>>>>>>>>>>>> poultergeists!
>>>>>>>>>>> Throwing their chickens around?
>>>>>>>>>> Or stamping on em like at KFC!!!!
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2010/03/447633.html
>>>>>>>>>> I saw the video of this. It was sickening.
>>>>>>>>> Whats the matter, are you chicken or something?
>>>>>>>> Nothing the matter with me. What's wrong is what you need to look for
>>>>>>>> between the ears of sadistic c***s who let chickens out to see who could
>>>>>>>> stamp most of them to death!
>>>>>>> Does not get your stamp of approval?
>>>>>> Shouldn't get any right-minded person's stamp of approval.
>>>>>> KFC. Killing F****** Chickens!
>>>>> KIlling AND F****** them, not thats perverted...
>>>> I don't think they were skilled enough for that. Any attempted cock-up
>>>> would have been a cock-up!
>>> Thy are bi ?
>> Thee are Bow????
> Could you have the curtsy to speak plainer..
>
Just Niel down and say, "Only Nigel can do that!"
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:51:44 PM9/12/12
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A picture of my apparatus next to a large packet of Sotalol tabs would
get one of us on a charge of attempted sympathy!!
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:54:45 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:38, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <ubR3s.133282$De5....@fx04.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blimey!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The sight certainly had a profane effect on you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Profane: Gas for camping stoves that swears all the time!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quit butane in with irrelevancies...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry. Must be quite intoluenable!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is pentane legislation on it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Butalene person could easily slip though the loo poles and cause a meger
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> problem.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Centane what source?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HP source!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://subtlekate.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/hp-sauce1.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Umyay umyay! Luverly on beanz on toast!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Our minister with responsibility for the homeless would far prefer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has-beanz on toast!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The perfect post for a haz-bean...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You tie em to posts over there? That could be a doss-aster!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You better sleep on it first.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Before what?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Or if I weren't Vegan: Beef or what?
>>>>>>>>>>> You are no star....
>>>>>>>>>> What tremendous poweres of dead unction you have!
>>>>>>>>> And who anointed you?
>>>>>>>> I do, every morning. I put Olive Oyl on my psoriasis.
>>>>>>> Perhaps if you scaled down your treatment...
>>>>>> Then I'd scale up my scales!!
>>>>>> All that luverly protein going to waste!
>>>>> What about the amateurs?
>>>> What about the commutators? Stuck in those over-crowded buses and trains
>>>> twice a day!!
>>> Tram-ple on your dignity to join them?
>> No trams in Camden. These are the nearest - at the other end of London.
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tramlink
>>
>> Ugly bloody things! The Tramlink was supposed to be coming up here until
>> they noticed that most of the streets on the route were far too narrow!
>> - and Polygon Road near here, which was one of the narrowest ones, has
>> three schools in it! Gutters full of minced kids?
> And so all those planners croydon their beer because their work went to naught.
>
Yers. But if they'd have had Steaming Gins instead of using electricity,
they'd have attracted a hell of a lot more tour wrists!
Tour wrists? Yers. Wankers who travel a lot!
> In article <ubR3s.133282$De5....@fx04.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blimey!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The sight certainly had a profane effect on you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Profane: Gas for camping stoves that swears all the time!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quit butane in with irrelevancies...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry. Must be quite intoluenable!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is pentane legislation on it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Butalene person could easily slip though the loo poles and cause a meger
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> problem.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Centane what source?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HP source!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://subtlekate.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/hp-sauce1.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Umyay umyay! Luverly on beanz on toast!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Our minister with responsibility for the homeless would far prefer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has-beanz on toast!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The perfect post for a haz-bean...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You tie em to posts over there? That could be a doss-aster!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You better sleep on it first.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Before what?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Or if I weren't Vegan: Beef or what?
>>>>>>>>>>> You are no star....
>>>>>>>>>> What tremendous poweres of dead unction you have!
>>>>>>>>> And who anointed you?
>>>>>>>> I do, every morning. I put Olive Oyl on my psoriasis.
>>>>>>> Perhaps if you scaled down your treatment...
>>>>>> Then I'd scale up my scales!!
>>>>>> All that luverly protein going to waste!
>>>>> What about the amateurs?
>>>> What about the commutators? Stuck in those over-crowded buses and trains
>>>> twice a day!!
>>> Tram-ple on your dignity to join them?
>> No trams in Camden. These are the nearest - at the other end of London.
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tramlink
>>
>> Ugly bloody things! The Tramlink was supposed to be coming up here until
>> they noticed that most of the streets on the route were far too narrow!
>> - and Polygon Road near here, which was one of the narrowest ones, has
>> three schools in it! Gutters full of minced kids?
> And so all those planners croydon their beer because their work went to naught.
>
Yers. But if they'd have had Steaming Gins instead of using electricity,
they'd have attracted a hell of a lot more tour wrists!
Tour wrists? Yers. Wankers who travel a lot!
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:56:29 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:36, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <FdR3s.133958$De5....@fx04.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
>>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
>>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
>>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
>>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
>>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
>>>>>> customers.
>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
>>>> D�rer.
>>>> I was inspired to do these by the pratt tutors at evening classes I
>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
>>> That is rather sketchy...
>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
>> for these reasons.
> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
>
It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
> In article <FdR3s.133958$De5....@fx04.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
>>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
>>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
>>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
>>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
>>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
>>>>>> customers.
>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
>>>> D�rer.
>>>> I was inspired to do these by the pratt tutors at evening classes I
>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
>>> That is rather sketchy...
>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
>> for these reasons.
> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
>
It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 5:58:15 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:32, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <cgR3s.134791$De5.1...@fx04.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . . . as the engineer was told when re-establishing a pig's broken
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> telephone connection. It's a poor sign these days of how the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intelligence of these animals has been grossly underestimated that they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can now have their own phones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But can they sty the course and prove it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And can they use their Dictaphone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not a sound idea.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Too right. They should use their finger like everybody else!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW. I'm a Blue Belt at using the Dictaphone.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.soundsaver.com/dictationbelts.htm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here's what I use nowadays . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.pixmania.com/ee/ee/6673527/art/olympus/vn-8500pc-dictaphone.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The voice-recognition software that came with it was crap though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crashed the computer and wouldn't uninstall. I had to go into the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Registry to get rid of it! Scarrrrrryy!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really need to watch your language then..
>>>>>>>>>>>> I do. On an oscilloscope!
>>>>>>>>>>> Are you CRTain it's good enough?
>>>>>>>>>> Adequate. It's an old Telequipment one. I'm re-organizing my workshop at
>>>>>>>>>> teh moment and might get a nice new Kikusui one.
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.h5.dion.ne.jp/~s.d.k/KIKUSUI%20COS5020TM%2020MHz%202CH%20OSCILLOSCOPE%2047023505.jpg
>>>>>>>>> Thats not the wave of the future....
>>>>>>>> The wave of teh future is square, i.e. digital. It's a sine of the times.
>>>>>>> Don't expect me to cosine your loan after that trig question...
>>>>>> I won't, Cos don't want someone with a Tan to do that.
>>>>> I do not cotan to you anyway.
>>>> The only tan I have is a rare cider-fect of the Warfarin I take.
>>> A bloody mess....
>> Nope. It's clear that it isn't. I'm on a low INR of 1.5 to 2.0 with
>> weekly tests because of the sub-dural h�matoma I mentioned. It doesn't
>> seem sufficient to case nose bleeds.
> Why are you caseing your own nose?
>
A typo cused me to do it!
> In article <cgR3s.134791$De5.1...@fx04.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . . . as the engineer was told when re-establishing a pig's broken
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> telephone connection. It's a poor sign these days of how the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intelligence of these animals has been grossly underestimated that they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can now have their own phones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But can they sty the course and prove it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And can they use their Dictaphone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not a sound idea.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Too right. They should use their finger like everybody else!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW. I'm a Blue Belt at using the Dictaphone.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.soundsaver.com/dictationbelts.htm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here's what I use nowadays . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.pixmania.com/ee/ee/6673527/art/olympus/vn-8500pc-dictaphone.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The voice-recognition software that came with it was crap though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crashed the computer and wouldn't uninstall. I had to go into the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Registry to get rid of it! Scarrrrrryy!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really need to watch your language then..
>>>>>>>>>>>> I do. On an oscilloscope!
>>>>>>>>>>> Are you CRTain it's good enough?
>>>>>>>>>> Adequate. It's an old Telequipment one. I'm re-organizing my workshop at
>>>>>>>>>> teh moment and might get a nice new Kikusui one.
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.h5.dion.ne.jp/~s.d.k/KIKUSUI%20COS5020TM%2020MHz%202CH%20OSCILLOSCOPE%2047023505.jpg
>>>>>>>>> Thats not the wave of the future....
>>>>>>>> The wave of teh future is square, i.e. digital. It's a sine of the times.
>>>>>>> Don't expect me to cosine your loan after that trig question...
>>>>>> I won't, Cos don't want someone with a Tan to do that.
>>>>> I do not cotan to you anyway.
>>>> The only tan I have is a rare cider-fect of the Warfarin I take.
>>> A bloody mess....
>> Nope. It's clear that it isn't. I'm on a low INR of 1.5 to 2.0 with
>> weekly tests because of the sub-dural h�matoma I mentioned. It doesn't
>> seem sufficient to case nose bleeds.
> Why are you caseing your own nose?
>
A typo cused me to do it!
nemo
Sep 12, 2012, 6:04:20 PM9/12/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:32, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <RnR3s.5503$lV1...@fx05.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Not yet. They don't seem to be able to make up their minds what to carry
>>>>>>>> on makin.
>>>>>>>> They'll be so relieved when they do, they'll Hulyet well into the night!!
>>>>>>> Thats what you could expect from a company started by a couple of
>>>>>>> graduates of that junior university near Palo Alto.
>>>>>> A city with a very high voice?
>>>>>> Stick with it. It might come down to a more sensible frequency event
>>>>>> chewer lee.
>>>>> That hertz...
>>>> So does getting run into by a push-bike. At some of the junctions around
>>>> here, bikes sail straight through red traffic lights at the rate of
>>>> several cycles per second!
>>> Do they wheely?
>> I wheely haven't seen any.
>> There was one poor teenage sod who passed his motorbike test and went
>> straight from a 125cc to a 1000cc Kawasaki (this was a long time ago
>> when you could take your test on a 50cc Honda an dgo straight on to a
>> superbike! And there was no formal training in those days).
>>
>> He got his mate on the pillion (he's never carried a passenger before),
>> set off up Royal College Street, opened the throttle a bit too suddenly
>> and did an involuntary wheely which became a back flip, resulting in one
>> death and one very serious injury!
>>
>> Both of them were still in their teens - one of them permanently still
>> in his teens! Very sad.
> Considering what he did, mentally he was not even that old.
>
He wasn't thick. He was just a teenager. Caution goes to the wind when
showing off becomes possible.
And the auwwthorityyeyss were also mental in not providing proper
training and for allowing riders to go straight from small bikes to such
huge ones for all those years.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 4:46:05 AM9/13/12
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In article <ag74s.71252$kg5....@fx03.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
Just don't expect marks for originality....
wrote:
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 4:47:48 AM9/13/12
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In article <%474s.34508$lV1....@fx05.am4>,
With the kind of language you use, its about time your mouth was cleaned out.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 4:48:37 AM9/13/12
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In article <rj74s.22415$pn2....@fx12.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd
> >>>
> >>> Actually this is where it came from
> >>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mudd
> >>>
> >> Is that a false beard he's wearin?
> >>
> >> Blimey! A meaty-allright has just burst through the wall of Grand
> >> Central Station!! - sorry . . .Terminal - as it was for many of the
> >> passengers there!
> >>
> >> Oh. It's a film! and with such a long drawn out intro sequence,
> >> Armageddon tirrred of it awlready!
> >>
> >> And they've got 80 days before the biggun hits Earth. Good. They can all
> >> go round the world in 80 days for a nice last look!
> > Did you planet that way?
>
> It was all done by post. I Wotan ordinary letter to this g*d of war guy
> and he agreed to do it - on a Wednesday!
He was not thor from all the exercise?
> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd
> >>>
> >>> Actually this is where it came from
> >>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mudd
> >>>
> >> Is that a false beard he's wearin?
> >>
> >> Blimey! A meaty-allright has just burst through the wall of Grand
> >> Central Station!! - sorry . . .Terminal - as it was for many of the
> >> passengers there!
> >>
> >> Oh. It's a film! and with such a long drawn out intro sequence,
> >> Armageddon tirrred of it awlready!
> >>
> >> And they've got 80 days before the biggun hits Earth. Good. They can all
> >> go round the world in 80 days for a nice last look!
> > Did you planet that way?
>
> It was all done by post. I Wotan ordinary letter to this g*d of war guy
> and he agreed to do it - on a Wednesday!
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 4:50:43 AM9/13/12
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In article <Qc74s.110598$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
> >> doop' song!
> >>
> >> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
> >> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
> >> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
> >> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
> > is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
> > or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
> >
> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
> suggesting her pudendum.
>
> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
So it was not just a b[l]ooper on his part...
> >> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
> >> doop' song!
> >>
> >> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
> >> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
> >> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
> >> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
> > is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
> > or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
> >
> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
> suggesting her pudendum.
>
> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 4:58:56 AM9/13/12
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In article <kz74s.71096$of1....@fx07.am4>,
Tell them to beat it...
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 4:59:44 AM9/13/12
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In article <YA74s.71105$of1....@fx07.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
> >>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
> >>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
> >>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
> >>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
> >>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
> >>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
> >>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
> >>>>>> customers.
> >>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
> >>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
> >>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
> >>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
> >>>> Dürer.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
> >>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
> >>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
> >>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
> >>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
> >>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
> >>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
> >>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
> >>>>>> customers.
> >>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
> >>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
> >>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
> >>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
> >>>> I was inspired to do these by the pratt tutors at evening classes I
> >>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
> >>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
> >>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
> >>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
> >>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
> >>> That is rather sketchy...
> >> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
> >> for these reasons.
> > So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
You should rack your brain for a better answer.
> >>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
> >>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
> >>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
> >>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
> >>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
> >>> That is rather sketchy...
> >> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
> >> for these reasons.
> > So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 5:00:23 AM9/13/12
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In article <CC74s.71115$of1....@fx07.am4>,
> >> weekly tests because of the sub-dural hæmatoma I mentioned. It doesn't
> >> seem sufficient to case nose bleeds.
> > Why are you caseing your own nose?
> A typo cused me to do it!
Are you sure it was not out of pure cuss-idness?
> > Why are you caseing your own nose?
> A typo cused me to do it!
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 5:01:11 AM9/13/12
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In article <jI74s.74371$k95....@fx22.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
wrote:
> >> I wheely haven't seen any.
> >> There was one poor teenage sod who passed his motorbike test and went
> >> straight from a 125cc to a 1000cc Kawasaki (this was a long time ago
> >> when you could take your test on a 50cc Honda an dgo straight on to a
> >> superbike! And there was no formal training in those days).
> >>
> >> He got his mate on the pillion (he's never carried a passenger before),
> >> set off up Royal College Street, opened the throttle a bit too suddenly
> >> and did an involuntary wheely which became a back flip, resulting in one
> >> death and one very serious injury!
> >>
> >> Both of them were still in their teens - one of them permanently still
> >> in his teens! Very sad.
> > Considering what he did, mentally he was not even that old.
> >
> He wasn't thick. He was just a teenager. Caution goes to the wind when
> showing off becomes possible.
>
> And the auwwthorityyeyss were also mental in not providing proper
> training and for allowing riders to go straight from small bikes to such
> huge ones for all those years.
And the accidents make it easy to trike down their mistakes,
> >> There was one poor teenage sod who passed his motorbike test and went
> >> straight from a 125cc to a 1000cc Kawasaki (this was a long time ago
> >> when you could take your test on a 50cc Honda an dgo straight on to a
> >> superbike! And there was no formal training in those days).
> >>
> >> He got his mate on the pillion (he's never carried a passenger before),
> >> set off up Royal College Street, opened the throttle a bit too suddenly
> >> and did an involuntary wheely which became a back flip, resulting in one
> >> death and one very serious injury!
> >>
> >> Both of them were still in their teens - one of them permanently still
> >> in his teens! Very sad.
> > Considering what he did, mentally he was not even that old.
> >
> He wasn't thick. He was just a teenager. Caution goes to the wind when
> showing off becomes possible.
>
> And the auwwthorityyeyss were also mental in not providing proper
> training and for allowing riders to go straight from small bikes to such
> huge ones for all those years.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 5:02:06 AM9/13/12
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In article <vw74s.71079$of1....@fx07.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
The police will ring your bell and howl for you to open up...
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 5:03:21 AM9/13/12
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In article <Lq74s.43064$pt3....@fx25.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh shoot....
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://iu.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lee-Enfield_Rifle.jpg
> >>>>>>>>>>>> And after Yamahahaa-haa imitating them, there are a few other makes
> >>>>>>>>>>>> jumping on the banned wagon as well!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Simplex solutions for simplex minds...
> >>>>>>>>>> Many Duplex minds suffer from overall Singh!
> >>>>>>>>> Just what is it you are sikh-ing?
> >>>>>>>> Exactly the same terminating Impey Dance in the hybrid circuits at both
> >>>>>>>> ends of the line.
> >>>>>>> So, keep you fingers out of the socket...
> >>>>>> Otherwise it'll be Socket to Me Time!!!
> >>>>>> "Say goodnight, Dick!"
> >>>>> Is that your real name?
> >>>> Yers. And the Beta Blockers have stopped that working as well!! :o(((
> >>>> Not really - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_and_martin
> >>> Is there supposed to be a laugh inside there someplace?
> >> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
> >> that show as well!
> > Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
> Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
>
> He's just been told a very funny joke!
Perhaps you can learn something from his technique.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh shoot....
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://iu.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lee-Enfield_Rifle.jpg
> >>>>>>>>>>>> And after Yamahahaa-haa imitating them, there are a few other makes
> >>>>>>>>>>>> jumping on the banned wagon as well!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Simplex solutions for simplex minds...
> >>>>>>>>>> Many Duplex minds suffer from overall Singh!
> >>>>>>>>> Just what is it you are sikh-ing?
> >>>>>>>> Exactly the same terminating Impey Dance in the hybrid circuits at both
> >>>>>>>> ends of the line.
> >>>>>>> So, keep you fingers out of the socket...
> >>>>>> Otherwise it'll be Socket to Me Time!!!
> >>>>>> "Say goodnight, Dick!"
> >>>>> Is that your real name?
> >>>> Yers. And the Beta Blockers have stopped that working as well!! :o(((
> >>>> Not really - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_and_martin
> >>> Is there supposed to be a laugh inside there someplace?
> >> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
> >> that show as well!
> > Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
> Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
>
> He's just been told a very funny joke!
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 5:04:15 AM9/13/12
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In article <Zs74s.43112$pt3....@fx25.am4>,
Don't be such a bohr...
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 13, 2012, 5:05:40 AM9/13/12
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In article <gm74s.22918$pn2....@fx12.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelle yourself, he's at it again.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
> >>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
> >>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
> >>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
> >>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
> >>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
> >>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
> >>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
> >>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
> >>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
> >>> That is debateable...
> >> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
> > He is to busy calling to his mammy...
> Terrible hæmorrhoids he had as well - as in "I'd wuk a millyun piles for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
> >>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
> >>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
> >>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
> >>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
> >>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
> >>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
> >>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
> >>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
> >>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
> >>> That is debateable...
> >> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
> > He is to busy calling to his mammy...
> one or your smiles, my maaaaaaaa - aa aa aa meee!"
> I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
For him, things looked black, faceing his many problems.
> I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:05:58 AM9/14/12
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On 13/09/2012 09:50, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <Qc74s.110598$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
>>>> doop' song!
>>>>
>>>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
>>>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
>>>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
>>>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
>>> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
>>> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
>>>
>> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
>> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
>> suggesting her pudendum.
>>
>> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
>> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
>> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
> So it was not just a b[l]ooper on his part...
>
No. And it was her part that was showing, not his!
> In article <Qc74s.110598$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
>>>> doop' song!
>>>>
>>>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
>>>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
>>>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
>>>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
>>> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
>>> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
>>>
>> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
>> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
>> suggesting her pudendum.
>>
>> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
>> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
>> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
> So it was not just a b[l]ooper on his part...
>
And I'd love to see the cartoons of hers that they banned for being too
risqu�. I hope they weren't destroyed.
Compared to Hanna Barbarous and later, any cartoon films from the Boop
era are works of art.
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:15:28 AM9/14/12
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needed to the last two times they nearly went bankrupt! Not enough young
people going in there.
It's all overpriced rubbish though. Yobshmutters, I call it. I go for
the more formal stuff. In fact, if they were still in business, I'd
still be buying my clothes in Dunns and Meakers! (Google em)
What makes me laugh is their use of the word Sartorial as an advertising
superlative. All it means is: To do with tailoring. Nothing to do with
quality at all.
Earwig 'O' . . .
Sartorial:
"pertaining to a tailor," 1823, from Mod.L. sartorius, from L.L. sartor
"tailor," lit. "patcher, mender," from L. sart-, pp. stem of sarcire "to
patch, mend." Sartorius as the name of the long leg muscle is because it
is used in crossing the legs to bring them into the position needed to
sit like a tailor.
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:18:50 AM9/14/12
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On 13/09/2012 09:48, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <rj74s.22415$pn2....@fx12.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd
>>>>>
>>>>> Actually this is where it came from
>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mudd
>>>>>
>>>> Is that a false beard he's wearin?
>>>>
>>>> Blimey! A meaty-allright has just burst through the wall of Grand
>>>> Central Station!! - sorry . . .Terminal - as it was for many of the
>>>> passengers there!
>>>>
>>>> Oh. It's a film! and with such a long drawn out intro sequence,
>>>> Armageddon tirrred of it awlready!
>>>>
>>>> And they've got 80 days before the biggun hits Earth. Good. They can all
>>>> go round the world in 80 days for a nice last look!
>>> Did you planet that way?
>>
>> It was all done by post. I Wotan ordinary letter to this g*d of war guy
>> and he agreed to do it - on a Wednesday!
> He was not thor from all the exercise?
>
Yes he was. From sitting too long in an uncomfortable chair in a cheap
> In article <rj74s.22415$pn2....@fx12.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd
>>>>>
>>>>> Actually this is where it came from
>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mudd
>>>>>
>>>> Is that a false beard he's wearin?
>>>>
>>>> Blimey! A meaty-allright has just burst through the wall of Grand
>>>> Central Station!! - sorry . . .Terminal - as it was for many of the
>>>> passengers there!
>>>>
>>>> Oh. It's a film! and with such a long drawn out intro sequence,
>>>> Armageddon tirrred of it awlready!
>>>>
>>>> And they've got 80 days before the biggun hits Earth. Good. They can all
>>>> go round the world in 80 days for a nice last look!
>>> Did you planet that way?
>>
>> It was all done by post. I Wotan ordinary letter to this g*d of war guy
>> and he agreed to do it - on a Wednesday!
> He was not thor from all the exercise?
>
restaurant, he'd grown hugely in size and developed Dinerthorarse!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:22:02 AM9/14/12
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On 13/09/2012 10:05, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <gm74s.22918$pn2....@fx12.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelle yourself, he's at it again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
>>>>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
>>>>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
>>>>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
>>>>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
>>>>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
>>>>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
>>>>> That is debateable...
>>>> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
>>> He is to busy calling to his mammy...
>> Terrible h�morrhoids he had as well - as in "I'd wuk a millyun piles for
> In article <gm74s.22918$pn2....@fx12.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelle yourself, he's at it again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
>>>>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
>>>>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
>>>>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
>>>>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
>>>>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
>>>>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
>>>>> That is debateable...
>>>> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
>>> He is to busy calling to his mammy...
>> one or your smiles, my maaaaaaaa - aa aa aa meee!"
>> I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
> For him, things looked black, faceing his many problems.
>
Ahhh, the roar of the grease-paint; the smell of the crowd!
>> I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
> For him, things looked black, faceing his many problems.
>
Yers. In the beginning, he'd performed in a lot of terrible dives. He
nearly drowned in one of them!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:28:50 AM9/14/12
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my GPO telephoyne engineer training I was left to wander around the
British Museum and discovered the ancient illuminated manuscripts on
display there!
V. Google Images "books of hours"
Billy Vitor-Knott, I can actually do those! (Where's that emoticon for
'smug'?) Very rewarding.
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:29:51 AM9/14/12
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nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:34:26 AM9/14/12
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"Perlllerryyyyssse!!" they go! The funny thing is: they roar exactly
like yobs and hooligans do!
I've been thinking of installing a 60KV booby-trap on that bell push for
unwelcome visitors. Then they'd howl!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:40:42 AM9/14/12
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to leave the receiver off when she had a client and us engine ears used
to listen in. Most times we could hear gears whirring and 'slap! . .
slap! . . slap! . . slap! . . slap! . . slap! . . " with the cleint
goaning in eggstacy!!!
Then we'd put the graduated howler on the line and spoil their fun!! -
and the switchboard operators used to get the blame! Happy daze!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:43:07 AM9/14/12
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On 13/09/2012 09:59, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <YA74s.71105$of1....@fx07.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
>>>>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
>>>>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
>>>>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
>>>>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
>>>>>>>> customers.
>>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
>>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
>>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
>>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
>>>>>> D�rer.
> In article <YA74s.71105$of1....@fx07.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
>>>>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
>>>>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
>>>>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
>>>>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
>>>>>>>> customers.
>>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
>>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
>>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
>>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
>>>>>> I was inspired to do these by the pratt tutors at evening classes I
>>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
>>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
>>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
>>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
>>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
>>>>> That is rather sketchy...
>>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
>>>> for these reasons.
>>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
>> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
> You should rack your brain for a better answer.
>
You should have sat down on the sofa and couched a better question!
>>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
>>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
>>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
>>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
>>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
>>>>> That is rather sketchy...
>>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
>>>> for these reasons.
>>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
>> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
> You should rack your brain for a better answer.
>
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:45:19 AM9/14/12
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>>>> seem sufficient to case nose bleeds.
>>> Why are you caseing your own nose?
>> A typo cused me to do it!
> Are you sure it was not out of pure cuss-idness?
>
Pure Q Z ness?
>>> Why are you caseing your own nose?
>> A typo cused me to do it!
> Are you sure it was not out of pure cuss-idness?
>
I didn't know there was such a thing as polluted Q Z ness. Could turn
into a monster problem!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:48:45 AM9/14/12
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On 13/09/2012 10:01, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <jI74s.74371$k95....@fx22.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>> I wheely haven't seen any.
>>>> There was one poor teenage sod who passed his motorbike test and went
>>>> straight from a 125cc to a 1000cc Kawasaki (this was a long time ago
>>>> when you could take your test on a 50cc Honda an dgo straight on to a
>>>> superbike! And there was no formal training in those days).
>>>>
>>>> He got his mate on the pillion (he's never carried a passenger before),
>>>> set off up Royal College Street, opened the throttle a bit too suddenly
>>>> and did an involuntary wheely which became a back flip, resulting in one
>>>> death and one very serious injury!
>>>>
>>>> Both of them were still in their teens - one of them permanently still
>>>> in his teens! Very sad.
>>> Considering what he did, mentally he was not even that old.
>>>
>> He wasn't thick. He was just a teenager. Caution goes to the wind when
>> showing off becomes possible.
>>
>> And the auwwthorityyeyss were also mental in not providing proper
>> training and for allowing riders to go straight from small bikes to such
>> huge ones for all those years.
> And the accidents make it easy to trike down their mistakes,
>
You fall off one of those, SPC-ally after sniffing 1.1.1.
> In article <jI74s.74371$k95....@fx22.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>> I wheely haven't seen any.
>>>> There was one poor teenage sod who passed his motorbike test and went
>>>> straight from a 125cc to a 1000cc Kawasaki (this was a long time ago
>>>> when you could take your test on a 50cc Honda an dgo straight on to a
>>>> superbike! And there was no formal training in those days).
>>>>
>>>> He got his mate on the pillion (he's never carried a passenger before),
>>>> set off up Royal College Street, opened the throttle a bit too suddenly
>>>> and did an involuntary wheely which became a back flip, resulting in one
>>>> death and one very serious injury!
>>>>
>>>> Both of them were still in their teens - one of them permanently still
>>>> in his teens! Very sad.
>>> Considering what he did, mentally he was not even that old.
>>>
>> He wasn't thick. He was just a teenager. Caution goes to the wind when
>> showing off becomes possible.
>>
>> And the auwwthorityyeyss were also mental in not providing proper
>> training and for allowing riders to go straight from small bikes to such
>> huge ones for all those years.
> And the accidents make it easy to trike down their mistakes,
>
trichlorethane, and yoo can get close-coupled wheales all over yoo!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:51:32 AM9/14/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:19, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <1FR3s.57445$XW7....@fx08.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 11/09/2012 12:59, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <xNz3s.80731$Cd7....@fx01.am4>,
>>> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot the National Enquirer (just how is the Bat Boy doing these days?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We don't get that one over here, or members of the 75th United States
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barmey Rangers with screaming ugly faces. We have Andy Capp. A big Andy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Capp, His real name is Douglas Cameraman!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://andycappworld.blogspot.co.uk/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He showed up over hear trying to get on the dole.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's done that Dolenz of times, Micky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That must have been quite a circus, boy what a mess to clean up after.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well yer couldn't very well clean up before it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's irrelephant anyway.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats a right...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't mentschen it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahhhh! That's why I didn't hear you then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But then you are hard of here-ing.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Pssssst may yet be drinkable.
>>>>>>>>>>> Not exactly a whiz-ard of an idea.
>>>>>>>>>> What ever happened to him? Is he OK?
>>>>>>>>> He is going thru a bad spell at he moment.
>>>>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>>> Then you HAVE seen him at work...
>>>>>> Nope. Never. I think we'd have all notices a guy in a magicians outfit
>>>>>> leaning strangely forward at CNS Farnell if he'd have been there.
>>>>>> With Melvyn Moron Harries in charge, we could have used a magician to
>>>>>> keep the company solvent!
>>>>>> Happiest day of my life when I was made redundant from there! That says
>>>>>> it all.
>>>>> Fired you up did it!
>>>> Narr. It was cooooool, ekkchewwellyahh!
>>> Narcissism does not work for you.
>>>
>> Poetry does, sometimes, thusly:
>>
>> Right! Listen, ear! I shall now wax highly poetical:
>>
>> (Bear with me. "BEAAAAAAR!!" It's long but there are plenty of funny
>> bits an done good pun.)
>>
>> In my mind�s eye I can still see that beautiful happy wonderfully
>> peaceful warm and pleasant Monday morning with the sun shining out of a
>> clear blue sky giving very sharply�defined shadows to the posts and
>> bollards in the car park and giving a sort of sparkle to the gravel in
>> the concrete surface, with the birds singing and the insects buzzing and
>> everything looking right with the world for a change � and even looking
>> right with the uninteresting, plain, boring and ugly yard and factory
>> building I was leaving for the last time but one, knowing that my next
>> visit would be my very last, and then within minutes of arriving, I
>> would thankfully be out of there again for ever, with my freedom, peace
>> of mind and a very nice fat cheque in my pocket included.
>>
>> I can still feel the sun�s pleasant warmth upon my skin and the nice
>> humid smell in the air and can clearly remember how ecstatically good it
>> felt to be walking away from that horrible torturous place with Ian�s
>> hideous G*dforsaken alleged music slowly fading away into the distance,
>> and my setting off for the grimy little railway station with those
>> beautiful words: �This will be your last day� and �Seven and a half
>> thousand pounds� still ringing in my ears! As Leslie Philips might say,
>> �Ding Dong!�
>>
>> All the stress and anxiety caused by working in that terrible place for
>> so long with the devil incarnate for a boss suddenly drained right out
>> of me as if a plug had been pulled from my mind and I felt more happy,
>> relieved and at peace with the world at that moment than I had felt in
>> decades! � with all the horrible things that had happened at CNS since
>> the take�over over and done with.
>>
>> Never did such normally bad news � redundancy � come to a person as such
>> a huge and blessed relief! � a relief that caused nothing short of
>> ecstasy! In fact, the scene took on a sort of beautiful dream�like
>> quality, made the sensitivity of my eyesight and hearing increase and
>> made my heart sing even!!! and at the same time gave me the sort of very
>> strange remote hyper�relaxed manic feeling that made me wish I could
>> have lay down and taken a nap right there on the warm concrete before
>> setting off for home. Rapture of the Deep must be pretty similar.
>>
>> And shortly afterwards, sitting on the train, even the boring scenery
>> I�d been watching roll by for many hundreds of days ad nauseam looked so
>> extrrreeeemely good as I sat back and relaxed in that rotten old lumpy
>> Thameslink seat, except this time I felt as if I were sat sitting there
>> in abject comfort and luxury as if it were the comfiest seat in the
>> world � a throne almost � again thinking in my total contentment
>> something like: That�s that then! What a blessed relief! That�s it! All
>> that misery gone! Finished! Hooray! At last! And I was also thinking how
>> very odd it was that, in an instant, such a vile and apparently
>> interminable and unchangeable nightmare lasting so many terrible years
>> could have come to such a sudden abrupt and total end! In an instant!
>> With the reward of a big chunk of dosh heading for my pocket as well!
>>
>> Thinking the words was easy, but as with my retirement seven years
>> later, trying to drum the reality of the situation into my psyche was
>> not so easy, it was so difficult to come to terms with. I was also
>> thinking about something Herbert Odile, our accountant, had said just
>> before he left: �If they do make you redundant, Mick, remember: However
>> bad things get for you in the future, they�ll never be as bad as working
>> here at CNS under Melvyn Harries is now!� How very true that has proved
>> to be and his words have helped me a very great deal over the years
>> whenever I�ve felt a bit low.
>>
>> Recently (late 2008) on the phone, he told me that Harries had been so
>> rude to him, he�d put in two official complaints to higher management.
>> Well now we know why another efficient and vital employee to the firm
>> was also made redundant, don�t we?! Our accountant! � and a damned good
>> one � a Chartered Accountant � fully qualified. Spite and revenge again,
>> just as in Bisi�s case! And surprise surprise, both Herbert and Bisi are
>> black! And I could be taken for Jewish, especially with my intense
>> interest in the faith and culture. So not only was malevolent Melvyn a
>> big ead, he was a mis big otten big ot as well!
>>
>> My purgatory at CNS Farnell coming to such a delightful and
>> instantaneous end still astonishes me to this day as does the ending of
>> lesser, though still objectionable purgatory of having to traipse to the
>> job centre to sign on each fortnight and worry about my Dole being
>> stopped if I didn't find something, again suddenly turning in an instant
>> into the heaven of all my time suddenly being my own with the Dole
>> changing into a Pension Credit with the requirement to look for work
>> coming to an end and a benefits package worth a the equivalent of c.
>> �19,700 PA gross, the instant in question being 00:00:01 on the morning
>> of my sixtieth birthday when my Civil Service Pension lump (ouch!) sum
>> arrived in my bank account . Nice and punctual, unlike me!
>>
>> I still had to return to the factory in a week�s time to see if the
>> Group had found another position for me but I knew this was simply a
>> legal formality and had said as much, so I knew that they wouldn�t. So
>> fair enough. The bastards were quite unjustifiably glad to be rid of me
>> but boy was I extrrreeeemely justified in being astonishingly delighted
>> to be rid of them, the bunch of hideous Masonic sadistic turds in suits!
>>
>> Since the take�over they�d behaved like utter and absolute bastards
>> towards all of us and towards me in particular! � their most versatile,
>> knowledgeable, skilled and capable worker although I say so myself, and
>> so one more short visit in a week�s time to pick up my big fat cheque
>> was going to be absolutely no trouble at all, especially with Melvyn
>> having to hand over the cheque much against his will. I�m surprised he
>> didn�t have trouble letting go of his end of the cheque!
>>
>> And I then realised what a wonderful pleasure and relief it was going to
>> be in seven days� time to walk away from there as quickly as possible
>> for the final final time � the very last � with my �7,500 cheque in my
>> pocket while laughing up my sleeve at the whole miserable bunch of them!
>> � not least because of the following . .
>>
>> When I arrived home in that first afternoon of freedom, my flat felt
>> even more like my home and my castle than it ever had before, especially
>> after I�d locked the doors behind me leaving me on the inside and all
>> the useless vicious vile morons and two�legged wastes of space on the
>> outside.
>>
>> After locking the large and heavy internal security door, just to savour
>> the moment and make sure of my separation from the horrible outside, I
>> leant on it, appreciating in full what an excellent strong
>> near- impenetrable barrier it formed between me on the inside and the
>> horrible so�called �world of work�, that damned factory and all the
>> bastards in it on the outside!
>>
>> And then, seven days later, it felt very strange indeed to get ready at
>> a nice relaxed pace instead of a mad rush to travel up to Borehamwood
>> free to arrive as late as I liked. I then walked at a very measured,
>> relaxed and leisurely pace indeed down to King�s Cross Thameslink
>> Station in Pentonville Road, stood there in a virtual cloud of euphoria
>> for a change on that horrible grotty overcrowded and dangerously narrow
>> platform with the usual camp announcer giving the tssrain detailsss
>> ducky! � waitssing for my very lassst Thameslink train up to miserable
>> g*dforsaken Borehamwood and the miserable g*dforsaken factory.
>>
>> Then once I�d arrived, I walked my very last long walk in the warm
>> sunshine again via the peaceful back streets from Borehamwood Station to
>> the factory at an even more leisurely pace, savouring every step because
>> there was no need whatsoever for me to hurry now or ever again, and as I
>> passed other people, I thought in a strange slightly smug way: I wonder
>> what they�d think if they knew why I feel so happy today. I�d love to
>> tell them.
>>
>> Then, when I arrived at the factory, I was told that the only job they�d
>> found in the Group that might have suited me was way up in Leeds.
>> Surprise surprise! In other words, they�d gone through the legal motions
>> and found some rubbish job to offer me to cover themselves, but so far
>> away they knew I�d never take it. So what? I wouldn�t have continued to
>> work for those rotten f*cking bastards if they�d paid me! SO THANK
>> GOODNESS the swine never did find anything suitable within sensible
>> travelling distance! That was the only thing I�d been worrying
>> about actually � that they just might.
>>
>> So I picked up my nice big fat cheque for �7,500, said my final false
>> goodbyes through clenched teeth and a false smile to the evil management
>> bastards and a genuine goodbye to Neil of course, and more final genuine
>> goodbyes to the blokes � what was left of them that is � and I left �
>> finally!! � for good � and for the very last time � never to return �
>> free of the place, free of the oppression and free of Harries� clutches
>> at last � and with an even greater feeling of euphoria and relief than I
>> had experienced the week before!
>>
>> And I found that the bastards had us arriving for our cheques in shifts
>> if you don�t mind � to save them having to work too bloody hard!! � or
>> perhaps to prevent us from meeting each other and commiserating!
>>
>> It was another very nice pleasant warm sunny day and this time I was
>> walking away from that horrible g*dforsaken factory for ABSOLUTELY THE
>> LAST, ULTIMATE AND FINAL TIME � no question! � with the additional
>> pleasure of thinking about the best way to make use of the big fat
>> �7,500 redundancy cheque and how very nicely it would tide me over while
>> I looked for another job. Little did I know that finding something else
>> even then at 53 years old was going to be so damned�near impossible! �
>> and as far as anything permanent and half�decent was concerned, totally
>> impossible.
>>
>> It�s a pity I didn't think to do a pirouette, a bounding leap or
>> suchlike, across the yard on both these occasions. I did do a little
>> jump and click my heels together however! Harries would certainly have
>> been looking out of his window having a gloat and it must have spoiled
>> the bastard�s day rotten to see me do something like that!
>>
>> And he left under a cloud some tim elater, and his new company is in
>> SW19!! � diagonally opposite to Cuffley with the centre of London in
>> between, so instead of his nice quiet drive down country roads from
>> Cuffley to Borehamwood, now, he�s either got to go around the M25, the
>> well�known circular car park, or drive right through the centre of
>> London, or face an awkward journey on overcrowded trains with a number
>> of awkward changes!! So now the bastard knows how we felt, doesn�t he?!!
>> Poetic bloody justice!
>>
>> And so finally, it had all ended like this, and in spite of all Harries�
>> efforts to force me to resign and his three attempts to fire me on
>> trumped�up disciplinary charges, which he finally realised, taken
>> together, would have certainly lead to a suit for Constructive Dismissal
>> at which he and the company would have been soundly thrashed � he had
>> lost!! making this a huge and final VICTORY for me in which all Harries�
>> bullying, scheming, vicious callous spite and conniving had come
>> crashing down around his ears nose and throat!
>>
>> So there I was � with all Harries� totally unnecessary nasty evil
>> demotivating spiteful g*dforsaken illogical mad discipline and his cruel
>> and vindictive amateur psychology and conditioning dreck rubbish all
>> behind me, a big fat cheque in my pocket, walking away from that
>> hell�hole of a factory and back to civilisation via the rotten little
>> station for the FINAL final time � EVER! And as I said, it was another
>> very nice sunny day as well � as if the sun had come out especially for
>> me because it wanted to look down from the heavens and share in my
>> happiness!
>>
>> The journey home was pretty much the same as the journey the week
>> before, except that, this time, I actually had the �7,500 on my person
>> to think about.
>>
>> I don�t remember much more detail from this journey except a vague
>> recollection of more of the lovely relaxed and relieved �That�s that
>> then. The purgatory is finally over � and how easily it happened. How
>> come that in an instant one can go from a seemingly permanent absolute
>> hell straight to heaven!! How odd� feeling hitting me on the train and
>> again as I came through my front door, locked it and then locked my
>> large strong security door and shut the world and its assorted bastards
>> and a large and most unpleasant chapter of my life out behind me for
>> good with me safe and secure on the inside!
>>
>> And like last time, I leaned against the security door after I locked it
>> and sort of relished the way that its strong presence separated CNS and
>> the general maniacal bedlam outside from myself and the relative peace
>> and security inside.
>>
>> From my memwires.
>
> You do have a lot of idol time on your hands....
>
Didn't take long. I just copied and pasted it straight from out of my
memwires.
I was advised to write these as a way of staving off the anxiety etc.
one can experience when there's no more work to go to.
It twerked. It's luverly now!
> In article <1FR3s.57445$XW7....@fx08.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 11/09/2012 12:59, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <xNz3s.80731$Cd7....@fx01.am4>,
>>> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot the National Enquirer (just how is the Bat Boy doing these days?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We don't get that one over here, or members of the 75th United States
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barmey Rangers with screaming ugly faces. We have Andy Capp. A big Andy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Capp, His real name is Douglas Cameraman!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://andycappworld.blogspot.co.uk/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He showed up over hear trying to get on the dole.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's done that Dolenz of times, Micky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That must have been quite a circus, boy what a mess to clean up after.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well yer couldn't very well clean up before it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's irrelephant anyway.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats a right...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't mentschen it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahhhh! That's why I didn't hear you then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But then you are hard of here-ing.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Pssssst may yet be drinkable.
>>>>>>>>>>> Not exactly a whiz-ard of an idea.
>>>>>>>>>> What ever happened to him? Is he OK?
>>>>>>>>> He is going thru a bad spell at he moment.
>>>>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>>> Then you HAVE seen him at work...
>>>>>> Nope. Never. I think we'd have all notices a guy in a magicians outfit
>>>>>> leaning strangely forward at CNS Farnell if he'd have been there.
>>>>>> With Melvyn Moron Harries in charge, we could have used a magician to
>>>>>> keep the company solvent!
>>>>>> Happiest day of my life when I was made redundant from there! That says
>>>>>> it all.
>>>>> Fired you up did it!
>>>> Narr. It was cooooool, ekkchewwellyahh!
>>> Narcissism does not work for you.
>>>
>> Poetry does, sometimes, thusly:
>>
>> Right! Listen, ear! I shall now wax highly poetical:
>>
>> (Bear with me. "BEAAAAAAR!!" It's long but there are plenty of funny
>> bits an done good pun.)
>>
>> In my mind�s eye I can still see that beautiful happy wonderfully
>> peaceful warm and pleasant Monday morning with the sun shining out of a
>> clear blue sky giving very sharply�defined shadows to the posts and
>> bollards in the car park and giving a sort of sparkle to the gravel in
>> the concrete surface, with the birds singing and the insects buzzing and
>> everything looking right with the world for a change � and even looking
>> right with the uninteresting, plain, boring and ugly yard and factory
>> building I was leaving for the last time but one, knowing that my next
>> visit would be my very last, and then within minutes of arriving, I
>> would thankfully be out of there again for ever, with my freedom, peace
>> of mind and a very nice fat cheque in my pocket included.
>>
>> I can still feel the sun�s pleasant warmth upon my skin and the nice
>> humid smell in the air and can clearly remember how ecstatically good it
>> felt to be walking away from that horrible torturous place with Ian�s
>> hideous G*dforsaken alleged music slowly fading away into the distance,
>> and my setting off for the grimy little railway station with those
>> beautiful words: �This will be your last day� and �Seven and a half
>> thousand pounds� still ringing in my ears! As Leslie Philips might say,
>> �Ding Dong!�
>>
>> All the stress and anxiety caused by working in that terrible place for
>> so long with the devil incarnate for a boss suddenly drained right out
>> of me as if a plug had been pulled from my mind and I felt more happy,
>> relieved and at peace with the world at that moment than I had felt in
>> decades! � with all the horrible things that had happened at CNS since
>> the take�over over and done with.
>>
>> Never did such normally bad news � redundancy � come to a person as such
>> a huge and blessed relief! � a relief that caused nothing short of
>> ecstasy! In fact, the scene took on a sort of beautiful dream�like
>> quality, made the sensitivity of my eyesight and hearing increase and
>> made my heart sing even!!! and at the same time gave me the sort of very
>> strange remote hyper�relaxed manic feeling that made me wish I could
>> have lay down and taken a nap right there on the warm concrete before
>> setting off for home. Rapture of the Deep must be pretty similar.
>>
>> And shortly afterwards, sitting on the train, even the boring scenery
>> I�d been watching roll by for many hundreds of days ad nauseam looked so
>> extrrreeeemely good as I sat back and relaxed in that rotten old lumpy
>> Thameslink seat, except this time I felt as if I were sat sitting there
>> in abject comfort and luxury as if it were the comfiest seat in the
>> world � a throne almost � again thinking in my total contentment
>> something like: That�s that then! What a blessed relief! That�s it! All
>> that misery gone! Finished! Hooray! At last! And I was also thinking how
>> very odd it was that, in an instant, such a vile and apparently
>> interminable and unchangeable nightmare lasting so many terrible years
>> could have come to such a sudden abrupt and total end! In an instant!
>> With the reward of a big chunk of dosh heading for my pocket as well!
>>
>> Thinking the words was easy, but as with my retirement seven years
>> later, trying to drum the reality of the situation into my psyche was
>> not so easy, it was so difficult to come to terms with. I was also
>> thinking about something Herbert Odile, our accountant, had said just
>> before he left: �If they do make you redundant, Mick, remember: However
>> bad things get for you in the future, they�ll never be as bad as working
>> here at CNS under Melvyn Harries is now!� How very true that has proved
>> to be and his words have helped me a very great deal over the years
>> whenever I�ve felt a bit low.
>>
>> Recently (late 2008) on the phone, he told me that Harries had been so
>> rude to him, he�d put in two official complaints to higher management.
>> Well now we know why another efficient and vital employee to the firm
>> was also made redundant, don�t we?! Our accountant! � and a damned good
>> one � a Chartered Accountant � fully qualified. Spite and revenge again,
>> just as in Bisi�s case! And surprise surprise, both Herbert and Bisi are
>> black! And I could be taken for Jewish, especially with my intense
>> interest in the faith and culture. So not only was malevolent Melvyn a
>> big ead, he was a mis big otten big ot as well!
>>
>> My purgatory at CNS Farnell coming to such a delightful and
>> instantaneous end still astonishes me to this day as does the ending of
>> lesser, though still objectionable purgatory of having to traipse to the
>> job centre to sign on each fortnight and worry about my Dole being
>> stopped if I didn't find something, again suddenly turning in an instant
>> into the heaven of all my time suddenly being my own with the Dole
>> changing into a Pension Credit with the requirement to look for work
>> coming to an end and a benefits package worth a the equivalent of c.
>> �19,700 PA gross, the instant in question being 00:00:01 on the morning
>> of my sixtieth birthday when my Civil Service Pension lump (ouch!) sum
>> arrived in my bank account . Nice and punctual, unlike me!
>>
>> I still had to return to the factory in a week�s time to see if the
>> Group had found another position for me but I knew this was simply a
>> legal formality and had said as much, so I knew that they wouldn�t. So
>> fair enough. The bastards were quite unjustifiably glad to be rid of me
>> but boy was I extrrreeeemely justified in being astonishingly delighted
>> to be rid of them, the bunch of hideous Masonic sadistic turds in suits!
>>
>> Since the take�over they�d behaved like utter and absolute bastards
>> towards all of us and towards me in particular! � their most versatile,
>> knowledgeable, skilled and capable worker although I say so myself, and
>> so one more short visit in a week�s time to pick up my big fat cheque
>> was going to be absolutely no trouble at all, especially with Melvyn
>> having to hand over the cheque much against his will. I�m surprised he
>> didn�t have trouble letting go of his end of the cheque!
>>
>> And I then realised what a wonderful pleasure and relief it was going to
>> be in seven days� time to walk away from there as quickly as possible
>> for the final final time � the very last � with my �7,500 cheque in my
>> pocket while laughing up my sleeve at the whole miserable bunch of them!
>> � not least because of the following . .
>>
>> When I arrived home in that first afternoon of freedom, my flat felt
>> even more like my home and my castle than it ever had before, especially
>> after I�d locked the doors behind me leaving me on the inside and all
>> the useless vicious vile morons and two�legged wastes of space on the
>> outside.
>>
>> After locking the large and heavy internal security door, just to savour
>> the moment and make sure of my separation from the horrible outside, I
>> leant on it, appreciating in full what an excellent strong
>> near- impenetrable barrier it formed between me on the inside and the
>> horrible so�called �world of work�, that damned factory and all the
>> bastards in it on the outside!
>>
>> And then, seven days later, it felt very strange indeed to get ready at
>> a nice relaxed pace instead of a mad rush to travel up to Borehamwood
>> free to arrive as late as I liked. I then walked at a very measured,
>> relaxed and leisurely pace indeed down to King�s Cross Thameslink
>> Station in Pentonville Road, stood there in a virtual cloud of euphoria
>> for a change on that horrible grotty overcrowded and dangerously narrow
>> platform with the usual camp announcer giving the tssrain detailsss
>> ducky! � waitssing for my very lassst Thameslink train up to miserable
>> g*dforsaken Borehamwood and the miserable g*dforsaken factory.
>>
>> Then once I�d arrived, I walked my very last long walk in the warm
>> sunshine again via the peaceful back streets from Borehamwood Station to
>> the factory at an even more leisurely pace, savouring every step because
>> there was no need whatsoever for me to hurry now or ever again, and as I
>> passed other people, I thought in a strange slightly smug way: I wonder
>> what they�d think if they knew why I feel so happy today. I�d love to
>> tell them.
>>
>> Then, when I arrived at the factory, I was told that the only job they�d
>> found in the Group that might have suited me was way up in Leeds.
>> Surprise surprise! In other words, they�d gone through the legal motions
>> and found some rubbish job to offer me to cover themselves, but so far
>> away they knew I�d never take it. So what? I wouldn�t have continued to
>> work for those rotten f*cking bastards if they�d paid me! SO THANK
>> GOODNESS the swine never did find anything suitable within sensible
>> travelling distance! That was the only thing I�d been worrying
>> about actually � that they just might.
>>
>> So I picked up my nice big fat cheque for �7,500, said my final false
>> goodbyes through clenched teeth and a false smile to the evil management
>> bastards and a genuine goodbye to Neil of course, and more final genuine
>> goodbyes to the blokes � what was left of them that is � and I left �
>> finally!! � for good � and for the very last time � never to return �
>> free of the place, free of the oppression and free of Harries� clutches
>> at last � and with an even greater feeling of euphoria and relief than I
>> had experienced the week before!
>>
>> And I found that the bastards had us arriving for our cheques in shifts
>> if you don�t mind � to save them having to work too bloody hard!! � or
>> perhaps to prevent us from meeting each other and commiserating!
>>
>> It was another very nice pleasant warm sunny day and this time I was
>> walking away from that horrible g*dforsaken factory for ABSOLUTELY THE
>> LAST, ULTIMATE AND FINAL TIME � no question! � with the additional
>> pleasure of thinking about the best way to make use of the big fat
>> �7,500 redundancy cheque and how very nicely it would tide me over while
>> I looked for another job. Little did I know that finding something else
>> even then at 53 years old was going to be so damned�near impossible! �
>> and as far as anything permanent and half�decent was concerned, totally
>> impossible.
>>
>> It�s a pity I didn't think to do a pirouette, a bounding leap or
>> suchlike, across the yard on both these occasions. I did do a little
>> jump and click my heels together however! Harries would certainly have
>> been looking out of his window having a gloat and it must have spoiled
>> the bastard�s day rotten to see me do something like that!
>>
>> And he left under a cloud some tim elater, and his new company is in
>> SW19!! � diagonally opposite to Cuffley with the centre of London in
>> between, so instead of his nice quiet drive down country roads from
>> Cuffley to Borehamwood, now, he�s either got to go around the M25, the
>> well�known circular car park, or drive right through the centre of
>> London, or face an awkward journey on overcrowded trains with a number
>> of awkward changes!! So now the bastard knows how we felt, doesn�t he?!!
>> Poetic bloody justice!
>>
>> And so finally, it had all ended like this, and in spite of all Harries�
>> efforts to force me to resign and his three attempts to fire me on
>> trumped�up disciplinary charges, which he finally realised, taken
>> together, would have certainly lead to a suit for Constructive Dismissal
>> at which he and the company would have been soundly thrashed � he had
>> lost!! making this a huge and final VICTORY for me in which all Harries�
>> bullying, scheming, vicious callous spite and conniving had come
>> crashing down around his ears nose and throat!
>>
>> So there I was � with all Harries� totally unnecessary nasty evil
>> demotivating spiteful g*dforsaken illogical mad discipline and his cruel
>> and vindictive amateur psychology and conditioning dreck rubbish all
>> behind me, a big fat cheque in my pocket, walking away from that
>> hell�hole of a factory and back to civilisation via the rotten little
>> station for the FINAL final time � EVER! And as I said, it was another
>> very nice sunny day as well � as if the sun had come out especially for
>> me because it wanted to look down from the heavens and share in my
>> happiness!
>>
>> The journey home was pretty much the same as the journey the week
>> before, except that, this time, I actually had the �7,500 on my person
>> to think about.
>>
>> I don�t remember much more detail from this journey except a vague
>> recollection of more of the lovely relaxed and relieved �That�s that
>> then. The purgatory is finally over � and how easily it happened. How
>> come that in an instant one can go from a seemingly permanent absolute
>> hell straight to heaven!! How odd� feeling hitting me on the train and
>> again as I came through my front door, locked it and then locked my
>> large strong security door and shut the world and its assorted bastards
>> and a large and most unpleasant chapter of my life out behind me for
>> good with me safe and secure on the inside!
>>
>> And like last time, I leaned against the security door after I locked it
>> and sort of relished the way that its strong presence separated CNS and
>> the general maniacal bedlam outside from myself and the relative peace
>> and security inside.
>>
>> From my memwires.
>
> You do have a lot of idol time on your hands....
>
Didn't take long. I just copied and pasted it straight from out of my
memwires.
I was advised to write these as a way of staving off the anxiety etc.
one can experience when there's no more work to go to.
It twerked. It's luverly now!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:52:58 AM9/14/12
to
On 12/09/2012 13:20, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <ZLR3s.86$pt3...@fx25.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the !!!!!!?
>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound hungry. Praps you should have Emile.
>>>>>>>>>>> Must you borel us with your side remarks!
>>>>>>>>>> Salad a habit of making side remarks, like after seeing what the
>>>>>>>>>> squirrels had done to her herbs and asking, "Who's been eating *my*
>>>>>>>>>> Borage and E 10 E tall ^ ?"
>>>>>>>>> Come now, you never went to Eaton....
>>>>>>>> You're right. I went to Essen instead and put on ten Stone!
>>>>>>> You were stoned long before you went there.
>>>>>> I haven't been stoned for around ten years since a "friend" gave me
>>>>>> Skunk without telling me what it was!!!!
>>>>>> Unhappy daze!
>>>>> Who gave it to you, Hairless Joe or Lonesome Polecat?
>>>> <name drop>
>>>> Nope. It was the only ever lady Goldsmith of the City of London.
>>>> Creative people have always found ganja useful.
>>>> </name drop>
>>>> Passed on to the great big jewellers' in the sky now. Pity.
>>> Still trying to rock the boat!
>>>
>> Yers. That's why I stole the Cohen-Noor diamond in a bold and dare ring
>> ecumenical robbery!
>>
>> Her claim to fame was inventing a way of pouring molten gold, silver
>> etc. on to prepared charcoal so that the grain pattern of the wood was
>> embossed into the surface of the metal. A great innovation in its time.
>> Looked very good too.
> That goes aginst the grain...
>
It's plane that you're no carp enter.
> In article <ZLR3s.86$pt3...@fx25.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the !!!!!!?
>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound hungry. Praps you should have Emile.
>>>>>>>>>>> Must you borel us with your side remarks!
>>>>>>>>>> Salad a habit of making side remarks, like after seeing what the
>>>>>>>>>> squirrels had done to her herbs and asking, "Who's been eating *my*
>>>>>>>>>> Borage and E 10 E tall ^ ?"
>>>>>>>>> Come now, you never went to Eaton....
>>>>>>>> You're right. I went to Essen instead and put on ten Stone!
>>>>>>> You were stoned long before you went there.
>>>>>> I haven't been stoned for around ten years since a "friend" gave me
>>>>>> Skunk without telling me what it was!!!!
>>>>>> Unhappy daze!
>>>>> Who gave it to you, Hairless Joe or Lonesome Polecat?
>>>> <name drop>
>>>> Nope. It was the only ever lady Goldsmith of the City of London.
>>>> Creative people have always found ganja useful.
>>>> </name drop>
>>>> Passed on to the great big jewellers' in the sky now. Pity.
>>> Still trying to rock the boat!
>>>
>> Yers. That's why I stole the Cohen-Noor diamond in a bold and dare ring
>> ecumenical robbery!
>>
>> Her claim to fame was inventing a way of pouring molten gold, silver
>> etc. on to prepared charcoal so that the grain pattern of the wood was
>> embossed into the surface of the metal. A great innovation in its time.
>> Looked very good too.
> That goes aginst the grain...
>
It's plane that you're no carp enter.
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 12:56:58 AM9/14/12
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On 12/09/2012 13:18, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <0PR3s.77812$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
>>>>>>>>>>>> fit a rim around that table.
>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if I made a counter offer...
>>>>>>>>>> Yers. Three metres of flat moulding with one rounded edge would come in
>>>>>>>>>> 'andy.
>>>>>>>>>> "Come in, 'Andy. Ow are yer?"
>>>>>>>>>> OT: (again!)
>>>>>>>>>> On TV just now on Mock the Week! -
>>>>>>>>>> Quark is the sound made by a posh duck!
>>>>>>>>>> They should have billed him for that one!
>>>>>>>>>> Just also come on the telly:
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.niquitin.co.uk/?gclid=COTZltzFmrICFVMbtAodm1oA0Q
>>>>>>>>>> At my age it's Dickwettin I'm more worried about!
>>>>>>>>>> ;o)
>>>>>>>>> Dick is still wetting his pants!?!?
>>>>>>>> He needs to wear condoms with plumbing!
>>>>>>> It's in the bag...
>>>>>> Installed by a doctor called Cathy Terr?
>>>>> And you told him where to stick it!
>>>> He knew - and I got it in the neck!
>>> How did he trache you down?
>> He trached the Cath-eater down with an extremely heavy special X-Ray
>> machine poised on a very heavy arm about an inch from my chest!!!
> I hope the arm was ultra sound in strength...
>
So did I!
This was for an Inferior Vino Cava filter, and the amazing thing was: it
was done in about ten minutes and the only thing I felt was the local
an�sthetic going in to numb the incision! Brilliant.
Stops any DVTs I should suffer from reaching my lungs.
> In article <0PR3s.77812$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats a right...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't mentschen it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahhhh! That's why I didn't hear you then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But then you are hard of here-ing.
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's because all my high frequencies have rolled off. I really must
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats a right...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't mentschen it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahhhh! That's why I didn't hear you then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But then you are hard of here-ing.
>>>>>>>>>>>> fit a rim around that table.
>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if I made a counter offer...
>>>>>>>>>> Yers. Three metres of flat moulding with one rounded edge would come in
>>>>>>>>>> 'andy.
>>>>>>>>>> "Come in, 'Andy. Ow are yer?"
>>>>>>>>>> OT: (again!)
>>>>>>>>>> On TV just now on Mock the Week! -
>>>>>>>>>> Quark is the sound made by a posh duck!
>>>>>>>>>> They should have billed him for that one!
>>>>>>>>>> Just also come on the telly:
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.niquitin.co.uk/?gclid=COTZltzFmrICFVMbtAodm1oA0Q
>>>>>>>>>> At my age it's Dickwettin I'm more worried about!
>>>>>>>>>> ;o)
>>>>>>>>> Dick is still wetting his pants!?!?
>>>>>>>> He needs to wear condoms with plumbing!
>>>>>>> It's in the bag...
>>>>>> Installed by a doctor called Cathy Terr?
>>>>> And you told him where to stick it!
>>>> He knew - and I got it in the neck!
>>> How did he trache you down?
>> He trached the Cath-eater down with an extremely heavy special X-Ray
>> machine poised on a very heavy arm about an inch from my chest!!!
> I hope the arm was ultra sound in strength...
>
So did I!
This was for an Inferior Vino Cava filter, and the amazing thing was: it
was done in about ten minutes and the only thing I felt was the local
an�sthetic going in to numb the incision! Brilliant.
Stops any DVTs I should suffer from reaching my lungs.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 7:44:28 AM9/14/12
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In article <fey4s.73193$aH7....@fx10.am4>,
I would not couturier on it.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 7:47:08 AM9/14/12
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In article <l5y4s.149986$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
> risqué. I hope they weren't destroyed.
>
> Compared to Hanna Barbarous and later, any cartoon films from the Boop
> era are works of art.
Really buggs you doesn't it...
> Compared to Hanna Barbarous and later, any cartoon films from the Boop
> era are works of art.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 7:49:34 AM9/14/12
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In article <phy4s.87245$jE4....@fx01.am4>,
Hammering home the problems of only eating at those places.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 7:50:40 AM9/14/12
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In article <oNy4s.138074$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
You are just soar that I thought of it first.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 7:52:04 AM9/14/12
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In article <9Ry4s.65019$Tt6....@fx11.am4>,
Lets hope the effort was not in vein...
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 7:56:58 AM9/14/12
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In article <3My4s.137947$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
Henry is still right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 8:15:31 AM9/14/12
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In article <sJy4s.137698$Ax.2...@fx18.am4>,
Definitely not the way to do a wheely...
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 8:16:18 AM9/14/12
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In article <1wy4s.149987$2O5.1...@fx19.am4>,
You are the one to get the shock when the come for you.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 8:17:14 AM9/14/12
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In article <UBy4s.136985$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
A siren call to the juvenile mind...
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 8:18:41 AM9/14/12
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In article <Nqy4s.87246$jE4....@fx01.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://iu.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lee-Enfield_Rifle.jpg
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> And after Yamahahaa-haa imitating them, there are a few other makes
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> jumping on the banned wagon as well!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Simplex solutions for simplex minds...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many Duplex minds suffer from overall Singh!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Just what is it you are sikh-ing?
> >>>>>>>>>> Exactly the same terminating Impey Dance in the hybrid circuits at both
> >>>>>>>>>> ends of the line.
> >>>>>>>>> So, keep you fingers out of the socket...
> >>>>>>>> Otherwise it'll be Socket to Me Time!!!
> >>>>>>>> "Say goodnight, Dick!"
> >>>>>>> Is that your real name?
> >>>>>> Yers. And the Beta Blockers have stopped that working as well!! :o(((
> >>>>>> Not really - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_and_martin
> >>>>> Is there supposed to be a laugh inside there someplace?
> >>>> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
> >>>> that show as well!
> >>> Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
> >> Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
> >> He's just been told a very funny joke!
> > Perhaps you can learn something from his technique
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://iu.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lee-Enfield_Rifle.jpg
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> And after Yamahahaa-haa imitating them, there are a few other makes
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> jumping on the banned wagon as well!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Simplex solutions for simplex minds...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many Duplex minds suffer from overall Singh!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Just what is it you are sikh-ing?
> >>>>>>>>>> Exactly the same terminating Impey Dance in the hybrid circuits at both
> >>>>>>>>>> ends of the line.
> >>>>>>>>> So, keep you fingers out of the socket...
> >>>>>>>> Otherwise it'll be Socket to Me Time!!!
> >>>>>>>> "Say goodnight, Dick!"
> >>>>>>> Is that your real name?
> >>>>>> Yers. And the Beta Blockers have stopped that working as well!! :o(((
> >>>>>> Not really - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_and_martin
> >>>>> Is there supposed to be a laugh inside there someplace?
> >>>> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
> >>>> that show as well!
> >>> Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
> >> Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
> >> He's just been told a very funny joke!
> > Perhaps you can learn something from his technique
> No need. My style and technique developed almost instantly when, during
> my GPO telephoyne engineer training I was left to wander around the
> British Museum and discovered the ancient illuminated manuscripts on
> display there!
Illuminating old paper/parchment like that will eventually bleach them out...
> my GPO telephoyne engineer training I was left to wander around the
> British Museum and discovered the ancient illuminated manuscripts on
> display there!
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 8:19:15 AM9/14/12
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In article <oky4s.119380$k95....@fx22.am4>,
Them why did he plunge right in?
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 8:19:53 AM9/14/12
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In article <Kry4s.87247$jE4....@fx01.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
Because you are fission for trouble.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 8:20:40 AM9/14/12
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In article <aEy4s.137201$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
> >>>>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
> >>>>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
> >>>>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
> >>>>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
> >>>>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
> >>>>>>>> customers.
> >>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
> >>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
> >>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
> >>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
> >>>>>> Dürer.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
> >>>>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
> >>>>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
> >>>>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
> >>>>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
> >>>>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
> >>>>>>>> customers.
> >>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
> >>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
> >>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
> >>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
> >>>>>> I was inspired to do these by the pratt tutors at evening classes I
> >>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
> >>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
> >>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
> >>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
> >>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
> >>>>> That is rather sketchy...
> >>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
> >>>> for these reasons.
> >>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
> >> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
> > You should rack your brain for a better answer.
> You should have sat down on the sofa and couched a better question!
Wait till I get out the rack and pinion you to it...
> >>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
> >>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
> >>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
> >>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
> >>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
> >>>>> That is rather sketchy...
> >>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
> >>>> for these reasons.
> >>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
> >> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
> > You should rack your brain for a better answer.
> You should have sat down on the sofa and couched a better question!
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 8:21:54 AM9/14/12
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In article <eGy4s.137397$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
Get a big cuisinart...
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 9:21:54 AM9/14/12
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On 13/09/2012 09:47, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <%474s.34508$lV1....@fx05.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 12/09/2012 13:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <Y5Q3s.1138$5o4...@fx23.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Iyyyyy thought that was Mopeye the Paler San.
>>>>>>>>>> Olly Voil'll vouch for that!
>>>>>>>>>> (I still haven't got over that Wimpey character slowly following a duck
>>>>>>>>>> with a mincing machine sort of aimed at it! I wish someone whould tell
>>>>>>>>>> eem no stop getting in my way!!)
>>>>>>>>> He almost caught up with you?
>>>>>>>> No. I'm just fed up with having to get over him!
>>>>>>> Fat chance (till he looses a lot of weight)...
>>>>>> And I do!!!!
>>>>>> The cut of my jacket bellies the eggs tent of the huge bulbous beer gut
>>>>>> underneath!
>>>>> Professor Higgens would have a field day with you.
>>>> I can azure you that for the last couple of weeks it's been a case of
>>>> Doplenty!! Force sum and known reason, I started to feel a good bit
>>>> better than usual around a fortnight ago and, to make good use of the
>>>> extra bit of energy while it was there, I started to clean and tidy the
>>>> place and build some more storage. A couple of small flat-pack cabinets
>>>> and the rest I designed myself. So Hurrican Higgens would have been the
>>>> proud one, if he could have remained sober for long enough.
>>>>
>>>> Who was this eel-icer anyway?
>>> It's about time you came clean...
>>>
>> I often do - with Hibiscrub!! - or is that Hippyscrub?
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiscrub
>>
>> And I use Corsodyl mouthwash as well. Tastes foul so it must be good!
>>
>> So a nice sparkling nean clemo is not unusual.
> With the kind of language you use, its about time your mouth was cleaned out.
>
But I don't type with my mouth. I use my fingers like everybloody else!
And Corsodyl isn't a swear word! - unless you happune to work for a
company making a rival product.
http://www.corsodyl.co.uk/?gclid=CIHq2POUtbICFUNTfAodgkIAaQ
Both of these taste oralbull BTW.
> In article <%474s.34508$lV1....@fx05.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 12/09/2012 13:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <Y5Q3s.1138$5o4...@fx23.am4>, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Iyyyyy thought that was Mopeye the Paler San.
>>>>>>>>>> Olly Voil'll vouch for that!
>>>>>>>>>> (I still haven't got over that Wimpey character slowly following a duck
>>>>>>>>>> with a mincing machine sort of aimed at it! I wish someone whould tell
>>>>>>>>>> eem no stop getting in my way!!)
>>>>>>>>> He almost caught up with you?
>>>>>>>> No. I'm just fed up with having to get over him!
>>>>>>> Fat chance (till he looses a lot of weight)...
>>>>>> And I do!!!!
>>>>>> The cut of my jacket bellies the eggs tent of the huge bulbous beer gut
>>>>>> underneath!
>>>>> Professor Higgens would have a field day with you.
>>>> I can azure you that for the last couple of weeks it's been a case of
>>>> Doplenty!! Force sum and known reason, I started to feel a good bit
>>>> better than usual around a fortnight ago and, to make good use of the
>>>> extra bit of energy while it was there, I started to clean and tidy the
>>>> place and build some more storage. A couple of small flat-pack cabinets
>>>> and the rest I designed myself. So Hurrican Higgens would have been the
>>>> proud one, if he could have remained sober for long enough.
>>>>
>>>> Who was this eel-icer anyway?
>>> It's about time you came clean...
>>>
>> I often do - with Hibiscrub!! - or is that Hippyscrub?
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiscrub
>>
>> And I use Corsodyl mouthwash as well. Tastes foul so it must be good!
>>
>> So a nice sparkling nean clemo is not unusual.
> With the kind of language you use, its about time your mouth was cleaned out.
>
But I don't type with my mouth. I use my fingers like everybloody else!
And Corsodyl isn't a swear word! - unless you happune to work for a
company making a rival product.
http://www.corsodyl.co.uk/?gclid=CIHq2POUtbICFUNTfAodgkIAaQ
Both of these taste oralbull BTW.
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 9:23:43 AM9/14/12
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On 14/09/2012 12:47, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <l5y4s.149986$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 13/09/2012 09:50, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <Qc74s.110598$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
>>> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
>>>>>> doop' song!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
>>>>>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
>>>>>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
>>>>>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
>>>>> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
>>>>> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
>>>>>
>>>> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
>>>> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
>>>> suggesting her pudendum.
>>>>
>>>> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
>>>> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
>>>> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
>>> So it was not just a b[l]ooper on his part...
>>>
>> No. And it was her part that was showing, not his!
>>
>> And I'd love to see the cartoons of hers that they banned for being too
>> risqu�. I hope they weren't destroyed.
> In article <l5y4s.149986$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 13/09/2012 09:50, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <Qc74s.110598$2O5....@fx19.am4>,
>>> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
>>>>>> doop' song!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
>>>>>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
>>>>>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
>>>>>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
>>>>> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
>>>>> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
>>>>>
>>>> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
>>>> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
>>>> suggesting her pudendum.
>>>>
>>>> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
>>>> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
>>>> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
>>> So it was not just a b[l]ooper on his part...
>>>
>> No. And it was her part that was showing, not his!
>>
>> And I'd love to see the cartoons of hers that they banned for being too
>>
>> Compared to Hanna Barbarous and later, any cartoon films from the Boop
>> era are works of art.
>
> Really buggs you doesn't it...
>
Yo! Semi-tea Sayyauumm!
>> Compared to Hanna Barbarous and later, any cartoon films from the Boop
>> era are works of art.
>
> Really buggs you doesn't it...
>
(Well that's how he sings it!)
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 9:34:31 AM9/14/12
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it goes out of fashion!
Coo two rear?? A pair of doves talking out of their backsides?
Fashion: The means by which the Rag Trade make people throw away
perfectly good clothing before it's anywhere near worn out!
Me? Formal strides, shirt, tie and jacket. Apart for funnel neck
sweaters when it's cold - because they save you buying a scarf - the
only fashionable thing I wear can't be seen, and that's boxer shorts,
simply because they're the only underpants available these days that
aren't very uncomfortably cut to enable vain show-off young idiots to
turn their gorklien bissele little mole hills into mountains!
Innit!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 9:49:37 AM9/14/12
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On 14/09/2012 12:49, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <phy4s.87245$jE4....@fx01.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Actually this is where it came from
>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mudd
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is that a false beard he's wearin?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Blimey! A meaty-allright has just burst through the wall of Grand
>>>>>> Central Station!! - sorry . . .Terminal - as it was for many of the
>>>>>> passengers there!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh. It's a film! and with such a long drawn out intro sequence,
>>>>>> Armageddon tirrred of it awlready!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And they've got 80 days before the biggun hits Earth. Good. They can all
>>>>>> go round the world in 80 days for a nice last look!
>>>>> Did you planet that way?
>>>>
>>>> It was all done by post. I Wotan ordinary letter to this g*d of war guy
>>>> and he agreed to do it - on a Wednesday!
>>> He was not thor from all the exercise?
>>>
>> Yes he was. From sitting too long in an uncomfortable chair in a cheap
>> restaurant, he'd grown hugely in size and developed Dinerthorarse!
> Hammering home the problems of only eating at those places.
>
Another reply riddled with malleus, I see.
> In article <phy4s.87245$jE4....@fx01.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Actually this is where it came from
>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mudd
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is that a false beard he's wearin?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Blimey! A meaty-allright has just burst through the wall of Grand
>>>>>> Central Station!! - sorry . . .Terminal - as it was for many of the
>>>>>> passengers there!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh. It's a film! and with such a long drawn out intro sequence,
>>>>>> Armageddon tirrred of it awlready!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And they've got 80 days before the biggun hits Earth. Good. They can all
>>>>>> go round the world in 80 days for a nice last look!
>>>>> Did you planet that way?
>>>>
>>>> It was all done by post. I Wotan ordinary letter to this g*d of war guy
>>>> and he agreed to do it - on a Wednesday!
>>> He was not thor from all the exercise?
>>>
>> Yes he was. From sitting too long in an uncomfortable chair in a cheap
>> restaurant, he'd grown hugely in size and developed Dinerthorarse!
> Hammering home the problems of only eating at those places.
>
Nope. I don't eat out at all now that I'm re-tyred. Cooking my own food
is soooo much cheaper and it's guaranteed 100% Vegan of course.
Howja think I managed to afford all that photographic gear I mentioned?
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 9:50:47 AM9/14/12
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nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 10:01:23 AM9/14/12
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bloke who insisted upon Lapiz Lazuli. Pricey. It comes from one single
cave in Afghanistan. Not as pricey as printer ink though.
That's Crapitalism for yer!
Ordinary water colour paper and other art papers are good enough though,
And BTW, they're all far cheaper than photo printer paper and are of
much higher quality and long E V T.
In the Middle Ages, paper was much more expensive than vellum and
parchment BTW. A single sheet would cost two months' worth of an
artisan's wages.
The way the computer printer paper industry is going, we'll be back to
that sort of situation soon!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 10:03:07 AM9/14/12
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On 14/09/2012 13:19, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
I can hardly contain my indifference!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 10:06:52 AM9/14/12
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admitting that the trap had caught him and wouldn't want to lost face -
even if the one he'd been given was damned ugly!
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 10:08:26 AM9/14/12
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nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 10:13:47 AM9/14/12
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On 14/09/2012 13:20, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <aEy4s.137201$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
>>>>>>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
>>>>>>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
>>>>>>>>>> customers.
>>>>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
>>>>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
>>>>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
>>>>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
>>>>>>>> D�rer.
> In article <aEy4s.137201$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You missed it in emory way...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dick Emory? (>!<)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What is this fascination you have with snipping Dicks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eugenics...
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's so I can buy a cLock shop and do that joke that finishes, "I'm a
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mohel. Whaddayoo think I should put in the window!"
>>>>>>>>>>> But is your work a cut above the rest?
>>>>>>>>>> I don't use a rest. I do it freehand. That's why I don't get Manny
>>>>>>>>>> customers.
>>>>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
>>>>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
>>>>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
>>>>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
>>>>>>>> I was inspired to do these by the pratt tutors at evening classes I
>>>>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
>>>>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
>>>>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
>>>>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
>>>>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
>>>>>>> That is rather sketchy...
>>>>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
>>>>>> for these reasons.
>>>>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
>>>> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
>>> You should rack your brain for a better answer.
>> You should have sat down on the sofa and couched a better question!
> Wait till I get out the rack and pinion you to it...
>
The Iron Maiden be applied, red hot, to your privittees!
>>>>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
>>>>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
>>>>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
>>>>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
>>>>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
>>>>>>> That is rather sketchy...
>>>>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
>>>>>> for these reasons.
>>>>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
>>>> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
>>> You should rack your brain for a better answer.
>> You should have sat down on the sofa and couched a better question!
> Wait till I get out the rack and pinion you to it...
>
(You're thin King of Henery the Eighth saying that although he's old, he
can still couch a lance like a gentleman, ane chew?!! Ah well. Sofa, so
good!)
nemo
Sep 14, 2012, 10:16:11 AM9/14/12
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Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:09:03 AM9/14/12
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In article <oqG4s.145203$k95.1...@fx22.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> Ahhhhh! Treat yerself! You couturier on it as much as yer like, before
> it goes out of fashion!
>
> Coo two rear?? A pair of doves talking out of their backsides?
>
> Fashion: The means by which the Rag Trade make people throw away
> perfectly good clothing before it's anywhere near worn out!
>
> Me? Formal strides, shirt, tie and jacket. Apart for funnel neck
> sweaters when it's cold - because they save you buying a scarf - the
> only fashionable thing I wear can't be seen, and that's boxer shorts,
> simply because they're the only underpants available these days that
> aren't very uncomfortably cut to enable vain show-off young idiots to
> turn their gorklien bissele little mole hills into mountains!
>
> Innit!
You have made a voluble point...
> Ahhhhh! Treat yerself! You couturier on it as much as yer like, before
> it goes out of fashion!
>
> Coo two rear?? A pair of doves talking out of their backsides?
>
> Fashion: The means by which the Rag Trade make people throw away
> perfectly good clothing before it's anywhere near worn out!
>
> Me? Formal strides, shirt, tie and jacket. Apart for funnel neck
> sweaters when it's cold - because they save you buying a scarf - the
> only fashionable thing I wear can't be seen, and that's boxer shorts,
> simply because they're the only underpants available these days that
> aren't very uncomfortably cut to enable vain show-off young idiots to
> turn their gorklien bissele little mole hills into mountains!
>
> Innit!
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:10:14 AM9/14/12
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In article <zeG4s.117196$fn.9...@fx24.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>> And I do!!!!
> >>>>>> The cut of my jacket bellies the eggs tent of the huge bulbous beer gut
> >>>>>> underneath!
> >>>>> Professor Higgens would have a field day with you.
> >>>> I can azure you that for the last couple of weeks it's been a case of
> >>>> Doplenty!! Force sum and known reason, I started to feel a good bit
> >>>> better than usual around a fortnight ago and, to make good use of the
> >>>> extra bit of energy while it was there, I started to clean and tidy the
> >>>> place and build some more storage. A couple of small flat-pack cabinets
> >>>> and the rest I designed myself. So Hurrican Higgens would have been the
> >>>> proud one, if he could have remained sober for long enough.
> >>>>
> >>>> Who was this eel-icer anyway?
> >>> It's about time you came clean...
> >>>
> >> I often do - with Hibiscrub!! - or is that Hippyscrub?
> >>
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiscrub
> >>
> >> And I use Corsodyl mouthwash as well. Tastes foul so it must be good!
> >>
> >> So a nice sparkling nean clemo is not unusual.
> > With the kind of language you use, its about time your mouth was cleaned out.
> >
> But I don't type with my mouth. I use my fingers like everybloody else!
>
Still sucking your thumb?!
> >>>>>> And I do!!!!
> >>>>>> The cut of my jacket bellies the eggs tent of the huge bulbous beer gut
> >>>>>> underneath!
> >>>>> Professor Higgens would have a field day with you.
> >>>> I can azure you that for the last couple of weeks it's been a case of
> >>>> Doplenty!! Force sum and known reason, I started to feel a good bit
> >>>> better than usual around a fortnight ago and, to make good use of the
> >>>> extra bit of energy while it was there, I started to clean and tidy the
> >>>> place and build some more storage. A couple of small flat-pack cabinets
> >>>> and the rest I designed myself. So Hurrican Higgens would have been the
> >>>> proud one, if he could have remained sober for long enough.
> >>>>
> >>>> Who was this eel-icer anyway?
> >>> It's about time you came clean...
> >>>
> >> I often do - with Hibiscrub!! - or is that Hippyscrub?
> >>
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiscrub
> >>
> >> And I use Corsodyl mouthwash as well. Tastes foul so it must be good!
> >>
> >> So a nice sparkling nean clemo is not unusual.
> > With the kind of language you use, its about time your mouth was cleaned out.
> >
> But I don't type with my mouth. I use my fingers like everybloody else!
>
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:11:54 AM9/14/12
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In article <xEG4s.202599$LO.8...@fx26.am4>,
You are a Vegan? That explains you language being so out of this world...
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:13:10 AM9/14/12
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In article <fgG4s.117197$fn.8...@fx24.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
> >>>>>> doop' song!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
> >>>>>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
> >>>>>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
> >>>>>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
> >>>>> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
> >>>>> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
> >>>> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
> >>>> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
> >>>> suggesting her pudendum.
> >>>> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
> >>>> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
> >>>> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
> >>> So it was not just a b[l]ooper on his part...
> >> No. And it was her part that was showing, not his!
> >> And I'd love to see the cartoons of hers that they banned for being too
> >> risqué. I hope they weren't destroyed.
> >>>>>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
> >>>>>> doop' song!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
> >>>>>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
> >>>>>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
> >>>>>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
> >>>>> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
> >>>>> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
> >>>> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
> >>>> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
> >>>> suggesting her pudendum.
> >>>> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
> >>>> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
> >>>> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
> >>> So it was not just a b[l]ooper on his part...
> >> No. And it was her part that was showing, not his!
> >> And I'd love to see the cartoons of hers that they banned for being too
> >> Compared to Hanna Barbarous and later, any cartoon films from the Boop
> >> era are works of art.
> > Really buggs you doesn't it...
> Yo! Semi-tea Sayyauumm!
>
> (Well that's how he sings it!)
You just drew a blanc with that one.
> >> era are works of art.
> > Really buggs you doesn't it...
> Yo! Semi-tea Sayyauumm!
>
> (Well that's how he sings it!)
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:13:51 AM9/14/12
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In article <s1H4s.102587$jE4....@fx01.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really need to watch your language then..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do. On an oscilloscope!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you CRTain it's good enough?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Adequate. It's an old Telequipment one. I'm re-organizing my workshop at
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> teh moment and might get a nice new Kikusui one.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.h5.dion.ne.jp/~s.d.k/KIKUSUI%20COS5020TM%2020MHz%202CH%20OSCILLOSCOPE%2047023505.jpg
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats not the wave of the future....
> >>>>>>>>>>>> The wave of teh future is square, i.e. digital. It's a sine of the times.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Don't expect me to cosine your loan after that trig question...
> >>>>>>>>>> I won't, Cos don't want someone with a Tan to do that.
> >>>>>>>>> I do not cotan to you anyway.
> >>>>>>>> The only tan I have is a rare cider-fect of the Warfarin I take.
> >>>>>>> A bloody mess....
> >>>>>> Nope. It's clear that it isn't. I'm on a low INR of 1.5 to 2.0 with
> >>>>>> weekly tests because of the sub-dural hæmatoma I mentioned. It doesn't
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really need to watch your language then..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do. On an oscilloscope!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you CRTain it's good enough?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Adequate. It's an old Telequipment one. I'm re-organizing my workshop at
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> teh moment and might get a nice new Kikusui one.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.h5.dion.ne.jp/~s.d.k/KIKUSUI%20COS5020TM%2020MHz%202CH%20OSCILLOSCOPE%2047023505.jpg
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats not the wave of the future....
> >>>>>>>>>>>> The wave of teh future is square, i.e. digital. It's a sine of the times.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Don't expect me to cosine your loan after that trig question...
> >>>>>>>>>> I won't, Cos don't want someone with a Tan to do that.
> >>>>>>>>> I do not cotan to you anyway.
> >>>>>>>> The only tan I have is a rare cider-fect of the Warfarin I take.
> >>>>>>> A bloody mess....
> >>>>>> Nope. It's clear that it isn't. I'm on a low INR of 1.5 to 2.0 with
> >>>>>> seem sufficient to case nose bleeds.
> >>>>> Why are you caseing your own nose?
> >>>> A typo cused me to do it!
> >>> Are you sure it was not out of pure cuss-idness?
> >> Pure Q Z ness?
> >> I didn't know there was such a thing as polluted Q Z ness. Could turn
> >> into a monster problem!
> > Get a big cuisinart...
> The quality of my cooking shows that I already have several.
YOU have a cooking show!?!?!?!
> >>>>> Why are you caseing your own nose?
> >>>> A typo cused me to do it!
> >>> Are you sure it was not out of pure cuss-idness?
> >> Pure Q Z ness?
> >> I didn't know there was such a thing as polluted Q Z ness. Could turn
> >> into a monster problem!
> > Get a big cuisinart...
> The quality of my cooking shows that I already have several.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:15:04 AM9/14/12
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In article <JUG4s.229923$De5.1...@fx04.am4>,
Unless he was trying to make a deal with a DA who was only concerned the
number of his convictions.
number of his convictions.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:17:38 AM9/14/12
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In article <APG4s.113045$of1....@fx07.am4>,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapis_lazuli
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
> >>>>>> that show as well!
> >>>>> Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
> >>>> Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
> >>>> He's just been told a very funny joke!
> >>> Perhaps you can learn something from his technique
> >> No need. My style and technique developed almost instantly when, during
> >> my GPO telephoyne engineer training I was left to wander around the
> >> British Museum and discovered the ancient illuminated manuscripts on
> >> display there!
> > Illuminating old paper/parchment like that will eventually bleach them out...
> I used some vellum just once because a customer wanted it - the same
> bloke who insisted upon Lapiz Lazuli. Pricey. It comes from one single
> cave in Afghanistan. Not as pricey as printer ink though.
>
Wrong as usual
> >>>>>> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
> >>>>>> that show as well!
> >>>>> Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
> >>>> Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
> >>>> He's just been told a very funny joke!
> >>> Perhaps you can learn something from his technique
> >> No need. My style and technique developed almost instantly when, during
> >> my GPO telephoyne engineer training I was left to wander around the
> >> British Museum and discovered the ancient illuminated manuscripts on
> >> display there!
> > Illuminating old paper/parchment like that will eventually bleach them out...
> I used some vellum just once because a customer wanted it - the same
> bloke who insisted upon Lapiz Lazuli. Pricey. It comes from one single
> cave in Afghanistan. Not as pricey as printer ink though.
>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapis_lazuli
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:19:34 AM9/14/12
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In article <bRG4s.113046$of1....@fx07.am4>,
Well, you will just have to hold it in till its your turn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_JOvx4XROQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_JOvx4XROQ
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:20:48 AM9/14/12
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In article <c%G4s.102586$jE4.1...@fx01.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
> >>>>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
> >>>>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
> >>>>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
> >>>>>>>> Dürer.
> >>>>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
> >>>>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
> >>>>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
> >>>>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
> >>>>>>>> I was inspired to do these by the pratt tutors at evening classes I
> >>>>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
> >>>>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
> >>>>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
> >>>>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
> >>>>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
> >>>>>>> That is rather sketchy...
> >>>>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
> >>>>>> for these reasons.
> >>>>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
> >>>> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
> >>> You should rack your brain for a better answer.
> >> You should have sat down on the sofa and couched a better question!
> > Wait till I get out the rack and pinion you to it...
> >
> The Iron Maiden be applied, red hot, to your privittees!
>
> (You're thin King of Henery the Eighth saying that although he's old, he
> can still couch a lance like a gentleman, ane chew?!! Ah well. Sofa, so
> good!)
Like you, he could lance a lot of bull.
> >>>>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
> >>>>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
> >>>>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
> >>>>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
> >>>>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
> >>>>>>> That is rather sketchy...
> >>>>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
> >>>>>> for these reasons.
> >>>>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
> >>>> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
> >>> You should rack your brain for a better answer.
> >> You should have sat down on the sofa and couched a better question!
> > Wait till I get out the rack and pinion you to it...
> >
> The Iron Maiden be applied, red hot, to your privittees!
>
> (You're thin King of Henery the Eighth saying that although he's old, he
> can still couch a lance like a gentleman, ane chew?!! Ah well. Sofa, so
> good!)
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:22:47 AM9/14/12
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In article <aWG4s.229924$De5.1...@fx04.am4>,
And just what is your siren's song?
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 14, 2012, 11:24:17 AM9/14/12
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In article <EFG4s.202600$LO.4...@fx26.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelle yourself, he's at it again.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
> >>>>>>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
> >>>>>>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
> >>>>>>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
> >>>>>>> That is debateable...
> >>>>>> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
> >>>>> He is to busy calling to his mammy...
> >>>> Terrible hæmorrhoids he had as well - as in "I'd wuk a millyun piles for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelle yourself, he's at it again.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
> >>>>>>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
> >>>>>>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
> >>>>>>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
> >>>>>>> That is debateable...
> >>>>>> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
> >>>>> He is to busy calling to his mammy...
> >>>> one or your smiles, my maaaaaaaa - aa aa aa meee!"
> >>>> I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
> >>> For him, things looked black, faceing his many problems.
> >> Ahhh, the roar of the grease-paint; the smell of the crowd!
> >> Yers. In the beginning, he'd performed in a lot of terrible dives. He
> >> nearly drowned in one of them!
> > Them why did he plunge right in?
> Decisiveness!!
Even when they drained it first?
> >>>> I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
> >>> For him, things looked black, faceing his many problems.
> >> Ahhh, the roar of the grease-paint; the smell of the crowd!
> >> Yers. In the beginning, he'd performed in a lot of terrible dives. He
> >> nearly drowned in one of them!
> > Them why did he plunge right in?
> Decisiveness!!
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 3:59:17 AM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 13:15, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <sJy4s.137698$Ax.2...@fx18.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>> I wheely haven't seen any.
>>>>>> There was one poor teenage sod who passed his motorbike test and went
>>>>>> straight from a 125cc to a 1000cc Kawasaki (this was a long time ago
>>>>>> when you could take your test on a 50cc Honda an dgo straight on to a
>>>>>> superbike! And there was no formal training in those days).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He got his mate on the pillion (he's never carried a passenger before),
>>>>>> set off up Royal College Street, opened the throttle a bit too suddenly
>>>>>> and did an involuntary wheely which became a back flip, resulting in one
>>>>>> death and one very serious injury!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Both of them were still in their teens - one of them permanently still
>>>>>> in his teens! Very sad.
>>>>> Considering what he did, mentally he was not even that old.
>>>>>
>>>> He wasn't thick. He was just a teenager. Caution goes to the wind when
>>>> showing off becomes possible.
>>>>
>>>> And the auwwthorityyeyss were also mental in not providing proper
>>>> training and for allowing riders to go straight from small bikes to such
>>>> huge ones for all those years.
>>> And the accidents make it easy to trike down their mistakes,
>>>
>> You fall off one of those, SPC-ally after sniffing 1.1.1.
>> trichlorethane, and yoo can get close-coupled wheales all over yoo!
> Definitely not the way to do a wheely...
>
I wheely do think you're wight there.
> In article <sJy4s.137698$Ax.2...@fx18.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>> I wheely haven't seen any.
>>>>>> There was one poor teenage sod who passed his motorbike test and went
>>>>>> straight from a 125cc to a 1000cc Kawasaki (this was a long time ago
>>>>>> when you could take your test on a 50cc Honda an dgo straight on to a
>>>>>> superbike! And there was no formal training in those days).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He got his mate on the pillion (he's never carried a passenger before),
>>>>>> set off up Royal College Street, opened the throttle a bit too suddenly
>>>>>> and did an involuntary wheely which became a back flip, resulting in one
>>>>>> death and one very serious injury!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Both of them were still in their teens - one of them permanently still
>>>>>> in his teens! Very sad.
>>>>> Considering what he did, mentally he was not even that old.
>>>>>
>>>> He wasn't thick. He was just a teenager. Caution goes to the wind when
>>>> showing off becomes possible.
>>>>
>>>> And the auwwthorityyeyss were also mental in not providing proper
>>>> training and for allowing riders to go straight from small bikes to such
>>>> huge ones for all those years.
>>> And the accidents make it easy to trike down their mistakes,
>>>
>> You fall off one of those, SPC-ally after sniffing 1.1.1.
>> trichlorethane, and yoo can get close-coupled wheales all over yoo!
> Definitely not the way to do a wheely...
>
I wheely do think you're wight there.
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 4:04:17 AM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 12:50, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <oNy4s.138074$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the !!!!!!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound hungry. Praps you should have Emile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must you borel us with your side remarks!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Salad a habit of making side remarks, like after seeing what the
>>>>>>>>>>>> squirrels had done to her herbs and asking, "Who's been eating *my*
>>>>>>>>>>>> Borage and E 10 E tall ^ ?"
>>>>>>>>>>> Come now, you never went to Eaton....
>>>>>>>>>> You're right. I went to Essen instead and put on ten Stone!
>>>>>>>>> You were stoned long before you went there.
>>>>>>>> I haven't been stoned for around ten years since a "friend" gave me
>>>>>>>> Skunk without telling me what it was!!!!
>>>>>>>> Unhappy daze!
>>>>>>> Who gave it to you, Hairless Joe or Lonesome Polecat?
>>>>>> <name drop>
>>>>>> Nope. It was the only ever lady Goldsmith of the City of London.
>>>>>> Creative people have always found ganja useful.
>>>>>> </name drop>
>>>>>> Passed on to the great big jewellers' in the sky now. Pity.
>>>>> Still trying to rock the boat!
>>>>>
>>>> Yers. That's why I stole the Cohen-Noor diamond in a bold and dare ring
>>>> ecumenical robbery!
>>>>
>>>> Her claim to fame was inventing a way of pouring molten gold, silver
>>>> etc. on to prepared charcoal so that the grain pattern of the wood was
>>>> embossed into the surface of the metal. A great innovation in its time.
>>>> Looked very good too.
>>> That goes aginst the grain...
>>>
>> It's plane that you're no carp enter.
> You are just soar that I thought of it first.
>
It's a toe tally redandant D baiting point to baldly or hairily tell a
person how he feels.
I feel though my skin like everybody else - and no, that doesn't mean
that everybody feels through my skin!
There's a hell of a lot of deaf fish 'n' seas in the Englinche
langwidjje, ain't there?!!
> In article <oNy4s.138074$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the !!!!!!?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound hungry. Praps you should have Emile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must you borel us with your side remarks!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Salad a habit of making side remarks, like after seeing what the
>>>>>>>>>>>> squirrels had done to her herbs and asking, "Who's been eating *my*
>>>>>>>>>>>> Borage and E 10 E tall ^ ?"
>>>>>>>>>>> Come now, you never went to Eaton....
>>>>>>>>>> You're right. I went to Essen instead and put on ten Stone!
>>>>>>>>> You were stoned long before you went there.
>>>>>>>> I haven't been stoned for around ten years since a "friend" gave me
>>>>>>>> Skunk without telling me what it was!!!!
>>>>>>>> Unhappy daze!
>>>>>>> Who gave it to you, Hairless Joe or Lonesome Polecat?
>>>>>> <name drop>
>>>>>> Nope. It was the only ever lady Goldsmith of the City of London.
>>>>>> Creative people have always found ganja useful.
>>>>>> </name drop>
>>>>>> Passed on to the great big jewellers' in the sky now. Pity.
>>>>> Still trying to rock the boat!
>>>>>
>>>> Yers. That's why I stole the Cohen-Noor diamond in a bold and dare ring
>>>> ecumenical robbery!
>>>>
>>>> Her claim to fame was inventing a way of pouring molten gold, silver
>>>> etc. on to prepared charcoal so that the grain pattern of the wood was
>>>> embossed into the surface of the metal. A great innovation in its time.
>>>> Looked very good too.
>>> That goes aginst the grain...
>>>
>> It's plane that you're no carp enter.
> You are just soar that I thought of it first.
>
It's a toe tally redandant D baiting point to baldly or hairily tell a
person how he feels.
I feel though my skin like everybody else - and no, that doesn't mean
that everybody feels through my skin!
There's a hell of a lot of deaf fish 'n' seas in the Englinche
langwidjje, ain't there?!!
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 4:06:14 AM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 12:52, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <9Ry4s.65019$Tt6....@fx11.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats a right...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't mentschen it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahhhh! That's why I didn't hear you then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But then you are hard of here-ing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's because all my high frequencies have rolled off. I really must
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fit a rim around that table.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if I made a counter offer...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yers. Three metres of flat moulding with one rounded edge would come in
>>>>>>>>>>>> 'andy.
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Come in, 'Andy. Ow are yer?"
>>>>>>>>>>>> OT: (again!)
>>>>>>>>>>>> On TV just now on Mock the Week! -
>>>>>>>>>>>> Quark is the sound made by a posh duck!
>>>>>>>>>>>> They should have billed him for that one!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Just also come on the telly:
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.niquitin.co.uk/?gclid=COTZltzFmrICFVMbtAodm1oA0Q
>>>>>>>>>>>> At my age it's Dickwettin I'm more worried about!
>>>>>>>>>>>> ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>> Dick is still wetting his pants!?!?
>>>>>>>>>> He needs to wear condoms with plumbing!
>>>>>>>>> It's in the bag...
>>>>>>>> Installed by a doctor called Cathy Terr?
>>>>>>> And you told him where to stick it!
>>>>>> He knew - and I got it in the neck!
>>>>> How did he trache you down?
>>>> He trached the Cath-eater down with an extremely heavy special X-Ray
>>>> machine poised on a very heavy arm about an inch from my chest!!!
>>> I hope the arm was ultra sound in strength...
>> So did I!
>> This was for an Inferior Vino Cava filter, and the amazing thing was: it
>> was done in about ten minutes and the only thing I felt was the local
>> an�sthetic going in to numb the incision! Brilliant.
>> Stops any DVTs I should suffer from reaching my lungs.
> Lets hope the effort was not in vein...
>
Most people with them artery-fied of that possibility.
> In article <9Ry4s.65019$Tt6....@fx11.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats a right...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't mentschen it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahhhh! That's why I didn't hear you then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But then you are hard of here-ing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's because all my high frequencies have rolled off. I really must
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fit a rim around that table.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if I made a counter offer...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yers. Three metres of flat moulding with one rounded edge would come in
>>>>>>>>>>>> 'andy.
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Come in, 'Andy. Ow are yer?"
>>>>>>>>>>>> OT: (again!)
>>>>>>>>>>>> On TV just now on Mock the Week! -
>>>>>>>>>>>> Quark is the sound made by a posh duck!
>>>>>>>>>>>> They should have billed him for that one!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Just also come on the telly:
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.niquitin.co.uk/?gclid=COTZltzFmrICFVMbtAodm1oA0Q
>>>>>>>>>>>> At my age it's Dickwettin I'm more worried about!
>>>>>>>>>>>> ;o)
>>>>>>>>>>> Dick is still wetting his pants!?!?
>>>>>>>>>> He needs to wear condoms with plumbing!
>>>>>>>>> It's in the bag...
>>>>>>>> Installed by a doctor called Cathy Terr?
>>>>>>> And you told him where to stick it!
>>>>>> He knew - and I got it in the neck!
>>>>> How did he trache you down?
>>>> He trached the Cath-eater down with an extremely heavy special X-Ray
>>>> machine poised on a very heavy arm about an inch from my chest!!!
>>> I hope the arm was ultra sound in strength...
>> So did I!
>> This was for an Inferior Vino Cava filter, and the amazing thing was: it
>> was done in about ten minutes and the only thing I felt was the local
>> an�sthetic going in to numb the incision! Brilliant.
>> Stops any DVTs I should suffer from reaching my lungs.
> Lets hope the effort was not in vein...
>
Most people with them artery-fied of that possibility.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 15, 2012, 8:21:29 AM9/15/12
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In article <3CW4s.193821$fn.8...@fx24.am4>,
If I do not make the wight choice, I have to take whats left...
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 15, 2012, 8:22:53 AM9/15/12
to
In article <MGW4s.115664$lV1....@fx05.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>> Who gave it to you, Hairless Joe or Lonesome Polecat?
> >>>>>> <name drop>
> >>>>>> Nope. It was the only ever lady Goldsmith of the City of London.
> >>>>>> Creative people have always found ganja useful.
> >>>>>> </name drop>
> >>>>>> Passed on to the great big jewellers' in the sky now. Pity.
> >>>>> Still trying to rock the boat!
> >>>> Yers. That's why I stole the Cohen-Noor diamond in a bold and dare ring
> >>>> ecumenical robbery!
> >>>> Her claim to fame was inventing a way of pouring molten gold, silver
> >>>> etc. on to prepared charcoal so that the grain pattern of the wood was
> >>>> embossed into the surface of the metal. A great innovation in its time.
> >>>> Looked very good too.
> >>> That goes aginst the grain...
> >> It's plane that you're no carp enter.
> > You are just soar that I thought of it first.
> It's a toe tally redandant D baiting point to baldly or hairily tell a
> person how he feels.
> I feel though my skin like everybody else - and no, that doesn't mean
> that everybody feels through my skin!
> There's a hell of a lot of deaf fish 'n' seas in the Englinche
> langwidjje, ain't there?!!
And you invented most of them.
> >>>>>>> Who gave it to you, Hairless Joe or Lonesome Polecat?
> >>>>>> <name drop>
> >>>>>> Nope. It was the only ever lady Goldsmith of the City of London.
> >>>>>> Creative people have always found ganja useful.
> >>>>>> </name drop>
> >>>>>> Passed on to the great big jewellers' in the sky now. Pity.
> >>>>> Still trying to rock the boat!
> >>>> Yers. That's why I stole the Cohen-Noor diamond in a bold and dare ring
> >>>> ecumenical robbery!
> >>>> Her claim to fame was inventing a way of pouring molten gold, silver
> >>>> etc. on to prepared charcoal so that the grain pattern of the wood was
> >>>> embossed into the surface of the metal. A great innovation in its time.
> >>>> Looked very good too.
> >>> That goes aginst the grain...
> >> It's plane that you're no carp enter.
> > You are just soar that I thought of it first.
> It's a toe tally redandant D baiting point to baldly or hairily tell a
> person how he feels.
> I feel though my skin like everybody else - and no, that doesn't mean
> that everybody feels through my skin!
> There's a hell of a lot of deaf fish 'n' seas in the Englinche
> langwidjje, ain't there?!!
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 15, 2012, 8:23:58 AM9/15/12
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In article <AIW4s.115665$lV1.1...@fx05.am4>,
MIght give them a lymph?
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:03:51 PM9/15/12
to
On 14/09/2012 16:10, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <zeG4s.117196$fn.9...@fx24.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> And I do!!!!
>>>>>>>> The cut of my jacket bellies the eggs tent of the huge bulbous beer gut
>>>>>>>> underneath!
>>>>>>> Professor Higgens would have a field day with you.
>>>>>> I can azure you that for the last couple of weeks it's been a case of
>>>>>> Doplenty!! Force sum and known reason, I started to feel a good bit
>>>>>> better than usual around a fortnight ago and, to make good use of the
>>>>>> extra bit of energy while it was there, I started to clean and tidy the
>>>>>> place and build some more storage. A couple of small flat-pack cabinets
>>>>>> and the rest I designed myself. So Hurrican Higgens would have been the
>>>>>> proud one, if he could have remained sober for long enough.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who was this eel-icer anyway?
>>>>> It's about time you came clean...
>>>>>
>>>> I often do - with Hibiscrub!! - or is that Hippyscrub?
>>>>
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiscrub
>>>>
>>>> And I use Corsodyl mouthwash as well. Tastes foul so it must be good!
>>>>
>>>> So a nice sparkling nean clemo is not unusual.
>>> With the kind of language you use, its about time your mouth was cleaned out.
>>>
>> But I don't type with my mouth. I use my fingers like everybloody else!
>>
> Still sucking your thumb?!
>
Pollex!!!
> In article <zeG4s.117196$fn.9...@fx24.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> And I do!!!!
>>>>>>>> The cut of my jacket bellies the eggs tent of the huge bulbous beer gut
>>>>>>>> underneath!
>>>>>>> Professor Higgens would have a field day with you.
>>>>>> I can azure you that for the last couple of weeks it's been a case of
>>>>>> Doplenty!! Force sum and known reason, I started to feel a good bit
>>>>>> better than usual around a fortnight ago and, to make good use of the
>>>>>> extra bit of energy while it was there, I started to clean and tidy the
>>>>>> place and build some more storage. A couple of small flat-pack cabinets
>>>>>> and the rest I designed myself. So Hurrican Higgens would have been the
>>>>>> proud one, if he could have remained sober for long enough.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who was this eel-icer anyway?
>>>>> It's about time you came clean...
>>>>>
>>>> I often do - with Hibiscrub!! - or is that Hippyscrub?
>>>>
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiscrub
>>>>
>>>> And I use Corsodyl mouthwash as well. Tastes foul so it must be good!
>>>>
>>>> So a nice sparkling nean clemo is not unusual.
>>> With the kind of language you use, its about time your mouth was cleaned out.
>>>
>> But I don't type with my mouth. I use my fingers like everybloody else!
>>
> Still sucking your thumb?!
>
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:05:02 PM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 16:13, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <fgG4s.117197$fn.8...@fx24.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
>>>>>>>> doop' song!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
>>>>>>>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
>>>>>>>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
>>>>>>>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
>>>>>>> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
>>>>>>> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
>>>>>> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
>>>>>> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
>>>>>> suggesting her pudendum.
>>>>>> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
>>>>>> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
>>>>>> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
>>>>> So it was not just a b[l]ooper on his part...
>>>> No. And it was her part that was showing, not his!
>>>> And I'd love to see the cartoons of hers that they banned for being too
>>>> risqu�. I hope they weren't destroyed.
> In article <fgG4s.117197$fn.8...@fx24.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Until Marylin Scots-Mountain pinched her rendition of the 'Boop boop a
>>>>>>>> doop' song!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And did you know thet Betty Boop owed her popularity to a bit of
>>>>>>>> subliminal very naughty advertising. Record a few of her cartoons where
>>>>>>>> she's dancing a lot, step through the dance sequences frame by frame and
>>>>>>>> see what you can see when her skirt flaps up!
>>>>>>> is this like The letters "SEX" in a cloud of dust in Lion King?
>>>>>>> or a penis on the video covermof The Little Mermaid, etc?
>>>>>> Nothing so plumplicated. I don't want to labia the point, but the artist
>>>>>> simply drew her with no knickers under her skirt and with a line
>>>>>> suggesting her pudendum.
>>>>>> As it was only visible during the dance sequences for a single frame now
>>>>>> and again, the idea went straight through to the audience members'
>>>>>> sub-consciences without them knowing they'd seen it.
>>>>> So it was not just a b[l]ooper on his part...
>>>> No. And it was her part that was showing, not his!
>>>> And I'd love to see the cartoons of hers that they banned for being too
>>>> Compared to Hanna Barbarous and later, any cartoon films from the Boop
>>>> era are works of art.
>>> Really buggs you doesn't it...
>> Yo! Semi-tea Sayyauumm!
>>
>> (Well that's how he sings it!)
> You just drew a blanc with that one.
>
Praps I should hve thickened it with a bit of corn, Mel?
>>>> era are works of art.
>>> Really buggs you doesn't it...
>> Yo! Semi-tea Sayyauumm!
>>
>> (Well that's how he sings it!)
> You just drew a blanc with that one.
>
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:08:05 PM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 16:09, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <oqG4s.145203$k95.1...@fx22.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> Ahhhhh! Treat yerself! You couturier on it as much as yer like, before
>> it goes out of fashion!
>>
>> Coo two rear?? A pair of doves talking out of their backsides?
>>
>> Fashion: The means by which the Rag Trade make people throw away
>> perfectly good clothing before it's anywhere near worn out!
>>
>> Me? Formal strides, shirt, tie and jacket. Apart for funnel neck
>> sweaters when it's cold - because they save you buying a scarf - the
>> only fashionable thing I wear can't be seen, and that's boxer shorts,
>> simply because they're the only underpants available these days that
>> aren't very uncomfortably cut to enable vain show-off young idiots to
>> turn their gorklien bissele little mole hills into mountains!
>>
>> Innit!
> You have made a voluble point...
>
Hmmm. Th eend of a gramophone/phoneygraph needle playing a record of
> In article <oqG4s.145203$k95.1...@fx22.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> Ahhhhh! Treat yerself! You couturier on it as much as yer like, before
>> it goes out of fashion!
>>
>> Coo two rear?? A pair of doves talking out of their backsides?
>>
>> Fashion: The means by which the Rag Trade make people throw away
>> perfectly good clothing before it's anywhere near worn out!
>>
>> Me? Formal strides, shirt, tie and jacket. Apart for funnel neck
>> sweaters when it's cold - because they save you buying a scarf - the
>> only fashionable thing I wear can't be seen, and that's boxer shorts,
>> simply because they're the only underpants available these days that
>> aren't very uncomfortably cut to enable vain show-off young idiots to
>> turn their gorklien bissele little mole hills into mountains!
>>
>> Innit!
> You have made a voluble point...
>
politicians' speeches!!
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:09:28 PM9/15/12
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nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:10:35 PM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 16:24, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <EFG4s.202600$LO.4...@fx26.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelle yourself, he's at it again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
>>>>>>>>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
>>>>>>>>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
>>>>>>>>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
>>>>>>>>> That is debateable...
>>>>>>>> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
>>>>>>> He is to busy calling to his mammy...
>>>>>> Terrible h�morrhoids he had as well - as in "I'd wuk a millyun piles for
> In article <EFG4s.202600$LO.4...@fx26.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelle yourself, he's at it again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artois to please - that's all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you smokeing in that pipe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With all the prescription medicines I have to take these days, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't dare. Something might explode!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would not hurt as you seem to have already imploded.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imploded: A very drunk small demon.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rum go any way you look at it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rum Knee if yer vote the wrong way as well!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then it's barrak to the drawing board..
>>>>>>>>>>>> With Rum Knee it'll be barrak to the wall for everybody!
>>>>>>>>>>> And claim Mitt-igateing circumstances.
>>>>>>>>>> Or if you're making klops, meaty grating circumstances.
>>>>>>>>> That is debateable...
>>>>>>>> Horses know how to make klops, and clips! Ask E. D. Canter.
>>>>>>> He is to busy calling to his mammy...
>>>>>> one or your smiles, my maaaaaaaa - aa aa aa meee!"
>>>>>> I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
>>>>> For him, things looked black, faceing his many problems.
>>>> Ahhh, the roar of the grease-paint; the smell of the crowd!
>>>> Yers. In the beginning, he'd performed in a lot of terrible dives. He
>>>> nearly drowned in one of them!
>>> Them why did he plunge right in?
>> Decisiveness!!
> Even when they drained it first?
>
Well he did have a slight headache afterwards!
>>>>>> I'm surprised he could walk at all with that lot up there!
>>>>> For him, things looked black, faceing his many problems.
>>>> Ahhh, the roar of the grease-paint; the smell of the crowd!
>>>> Yers. In the beginning, he'd performed in a lot of terrible dives. He
>>>> nearly drowned in one of them!
>>> Them why did he plunge right in?
>> Decisiveness!!
> Even when they drained it first?
>
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:16:00 PM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 16:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <APG4s.113045$of1....@fx07.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
>>>>>>>> that show as well!
>>>>>>> Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
>>>>>> Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
>>>>>> He's just been told a very funny joke!
>>>>> Perhaps you can learn something from his technique
>>>> No need. My style and technique developed almost instantly when, during
>>>> my GPO telephoyne engineer training I was left to wander around the
>>>> British Museum and discovered the ancient illuminated manuscripts on
>>>> display there!
>>> Illuminating old paper/parchment like that will eventually bleach them out...
>> I used some vellum just once because a customer wanted it - the same
>> bloke who insisted upon Lapiz Lazuli. Pricey. It comes from one single
>> cave in Afghanistan. Not as pricey as printer ink though.
>>
> Wrong as usual
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapis_lazuli
>
That's the sole sauce as mentioned in quite a few art books I have and
> In article <APG4s.113045$of1....@fx07.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Dunno. But I bet there was quite a bit of Carneal knowledge goin on on
>>>>>>>> that show as well!
>>>>>>> Am I suppose to take that as an arte-cal of faith?
>>>>>> Arte-cal? Teaching someone how to use Corel Painter to paint icons??
>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Byzantine_-_Saint_Arethas_-_Walters_4820862.jpg
>>>>>> He's just been told a very funny joke!
>>>>> Perhaps you can learn something from his technique
>>>> No need. My style and technique developed almost instantly when, during
>>>> my GPO telephoyne engineer training I was left to wander around the
>>>> British Museum and discovered the ancient illuminated manuscripts on
>>>> display there!
>>> Illuminating old paper/parchment like that will eventually bleach them out...
>> I used some vellum just once because a customer wanted it - the same
>> bloke who insisted upon Lapiz Lazuli. Pricey. It comes from one single
>> cave in Afghanistan. Not as pricey as printer ink though.
>>
> Wrong as usual
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapis_lazuli
>
on a few TV documentaries. Praps that's why Iran away with the wrong
impression!
Mine dew - you'd have to be pretty rich to have a seal made out of the
stuff!
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:18:41 PM9/15/12
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Praps you need to be given a long cue soze not to miss your entrance!
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:20:32 PM9/15/12
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happen to fall over!
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:22:37 PM9/15/12
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Then down again!
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:23:32 PM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 16:20, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <c%G4s.102586$jE4.1...@fx01.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
>>>>>>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
>>>>>>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
>>>>>>>>>> D�rer.
> In article <c%G4s.102586$jE4.1...@fx01.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Your work does look rather sketchy...
>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I've ever posted any sketches. The detailed *drawings* i
>>>>>>>>>> posted ages ago are rock solid extremely detailed drawings of imaginary
>>>>>>>>>> castle landscapes and a city on a stalactite even, all in the style of
>>>>>>>>>> I was inspired to do these by the pratt tutors at evening classes I
>>>>>>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
>>>>>>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
>>>>>>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
>>>>>>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
>>>>>>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
>>>>>>>>> That is rather sketchy...
>>>>>>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
>>>>>>>> for these reasons.
>>>>>>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
>>>>>> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
>>>>> You should rack your brain for a better answer.
>>>> You should have sat down on the sofa and couched a better question!
>>> Wait till I get out the rack and pinion you to it...
>>>
>> The Iron Maiden be applied, red hot, to your privittees!
>>
>> (You're thin King of Henery the Eighth saying that although he's old, he
>> can still couch a lance like a gentleman, ane chew?!! Ah well. Sofa, so
>> good!)
> Like you, he could lance a lot of bull.
>
Moooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>>>>>> attended continually telling me off for using far too much detail! They
>>>>>>>>>> were a sort of creative revenge!!
>>>>>>>>>> British art schools don't teach much in the way of draughtsmanship these
>>>>>>>>>> days - or much of anything else! You just pay hell of a lot of money to
>>>>>>>>>> by told: "Do as yer like!"
>>>>>>>>> That is rather sketchy...
>>>>>>>> Many people and a famous rock alleged musician, took one look and left
>>>>>>>> for these reasons.
>>>>>>> So you admit that those so called rock stars are not really musicians...
>>>>>> It's that old broken gearbox again. A matter of a pinion.
>>>>> You should rack your brain for a better answer.
>>>> You should have sat down on the sofa and couched a better question!
>>> Wait till I get out the rack and pinion you to it...
>>>
>> The Iron Maiden be applied, red hot, to your privittees!
>>
>> (You're thin King of Henery the Eighth saying that although he's old, he
>> can still couch a lance like a gentleman, ane chew?!! Ah well. Sofa, so
>> good!)
> Like you, he could lance a lot of bull.
>
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:33:15 PM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 16:13, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <s1H4s.102587$jE4....@fx01.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really need to watch your language then..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do. On an oscilloscope!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you CRTain it's good enough?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Adequate. It's an old Telequipment one. I'm re-organizing my workshop at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teh moment and might get a nice new Kikusui one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.h5.dion.ne.jp/~s.d.k/KIKUSUI%20COS5020TM%2020MHz%202CH%20OSCILLOSCOPE%2047023505.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats not the wave of the future....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The wave of teh future is square, i.e. digital. It's a sine of the times.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't expect me to cosine your loan after that trig question...
>>>>>>>>>>>> I won't, Cos don't want someone with a Tan to do that.
>>>>>>>>>>> I do not cotan to you anyway.
>>>>>>>>>> The only tan I have is a rare cider-fect of the Warfarin I take.
>>>>>>>>> A bloody mess....
>>>>>>>> Nope. It's clear that it isn't. I'm on a low INR of 1.5 to 2.0 with
>>>>>>>> weekly tests because of the sub-dural h�matoma I mentioned. It doesn't
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really need to watch your language then..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do. On an oscilloscope!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you CRTain it's good enough?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Adequate. It's an old Telequipment one. I'm re-organizing my workshop at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teh moment and might get a nice new Kikusui one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.h5.dion.ne.jp/~s.d.k/KIKUSUI%20COS5020TM%2020MHz%202CH%20OSCILLOSCOPE%2047023505.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats not the wave of the future....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The wave of teh future is square, i.e. digital. It's a sine of the times.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't expect me to cosine your loan after that trig question...
>>>>>>>>>>>> I won't, Cos don't want someone with a Tan to do that.
>>>>>>>>>>> I do not cotan to you anyway.
>>>>>>>>>> The only tan I have is a rare cider-fect of the Warfarin I take.
>>>>>>>>> A bloody mess....
>>>>>>>> Nope. It's clear that it isn't. I'm on a low INR of 1.5 to 2.0 with
>>>>>>>> seem sufficient to case nose bleeds.
>>>>>>> Why are you caseing your own nose?
>>>>>> A typo cused me to do it!
>>>>> Are you sure it was not out of pure cuss-idness?
>>>> Pure Q Z ness?
>>>> I didn't know there was such a thing as polluted Q Z ness. Could turn
>>>> into a monster problem!
>>> Get a big cuisinart...
>> The quality of my cooking shows that I already have several.
> YOU have a cooking show!?!?!?!
>
Yers. It's under the gorilla as I type!
>>>>>>> Why are you caseing your own nose?
>>>>>> A typo cused me to do it!
>>>>> Are you sure it was not out of pure cuss-idness?
>>>> Pure Q Z ness?
>>>> I didn't know there was such a thing as polluted Q Z ness. Could turn
>>>> into a monster problem!
>>> Get a big cuisinart...
>> The quality of my cooking shows that I already have several.
> YOU have a cooking show!?!?!?!
>
(Better look that up now ice up hose[brrr!])
Aha!
http://www.cuisinart.com/
Haven't got anything of theirs.
All my pots and pans are LeCreuset though as is my bakeware; my knives
are John Lewis own brand (good enough) and I have a Kenwood Chef mixer,
a Philips semi-pro blender and a Panasonic semi-pro combi-oven, a
hyoodge Bosch fridge-freezer and overalls from Pages of Shaftsbury
Avenue.The stove is an ordinary Zanussi.
And I've just bought a VAX steam cleaner. I don't like dirty steam in my
kitchen!
Good enough? I think so.
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:37:00 PM9/15/12
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(elle vator) is not working, there's only the left lift left!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ddtmmm/3439238880/
nemo
Sep 15, 2012, 12:41:02 PM9/15/12
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On 14/09/2012 12:56, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <3My4s.137947$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>> You do have a lot of idol time on your hands....
>>>
>> Didn't take long. I just copied and pasted it straight from out of my
>> memwires.
>>
>> I was advised to write these as a way of staving off the anxiety etc.
>> one can experience when there's no more work to go to.
>>
>> It twerked. It's luverly now!
> Henry is still right
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg
>
Ehhhhyowww!
Why can't Dyke van Dick learn how to speak, govvnihh?
He is ay nactor, effterrghghghalll! - well, just about!
> In article <3My4s.137947$Ax.1...@fx18.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>> You do have a lot of idol time on your hands....
>>>
>> Didn't take long. I just copied and pasted it straight from out of my
>> memwires.
>>
>> I was advised to write these as a way of staving off the anxiety etc.
>> one can experience when there's no more work to go to.
>>
>> It twerked. It's luverly now!
> Henry is still right
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg
>
Ehhhhyowww!
Why can't Dyke van Dick learn how to speak, govvnihh?
He is ay nactor, effterrghghghalll! - well, just about!
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 15, 2012, 5:22:43 PM9/15/12
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In article <oI15s.289371$Mq4.1...@fx28.am4>,
Fore what?
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 15, 2012, 5:23:17 PM9/15/12
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In article <FN15s.289374$Mq4....@fx28.am4>,
Pit-ty...
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 15, 2012, 5:24:24 PM9/15/12
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In article <uJ15s.289372$Mq4.1...@fx28.am4>,
A thousand voices cry out not to.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 15, 2012, 5:25:12 PM9/15/12
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In article <mM15s.289373$Mq4.1...@fx28.am4>,
If there was only a way to turn tables on them.
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 15, 2012, 5:26:16 PM9/15/12
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In article <ef25s.204924$%s2.1...@fx17.am4>,
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>> You do have a lot of idol time on your hands....
> >> Didn't take long. I just copied and pasted it straight from out of my
> >> memwires.
> >> I was advised to write these as a way of staving off the anxiety etc.
> >> one can experience when there's no more work to go to.
> >> It twerked. It's luverly now!
> > Henry is still right
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg
> Ehhhhyowww!
> Why can't Dyke van Dick learn how to speak, govvnihh?
> He is ay nactor, effterrghghghalll! - well, just about!
How did he poppins into that picture?
> >>> You do have a lot of idol time on your hands....
> >> Didn't take long. I just copied and pasted it straight from out of my
> >> memwires.
> >> I was advised to write these as a way of staving off the anxiety etc.
> >> one can experience when there's no more work to go to.
> >> It twerked. It's luverly now!
> > Henry is still right
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg
> Ehhhhyowww!
> Why can't Dyke van Dick learn how to speak, govvnihh?
> He is ay nactor, effterrghghghalll! - well, just about!
Michael N. LeVine
Sep 15, 2012, 5:35:13 PM9/15/12
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In article <0Y15s.277105$De5....@fx04.am4>,
Thats the drill, master it.
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