no offense

[Lee Entrekin]

In article <1995Jan27...@spcvxb.spc.edu> 5var...@spcvxb.spc.edu writes:
>From: 5var...@spcvxb.spc.edu
>Subject: no offense
>Date: Fri, 27 Jan 1995 16:16:03 GMT

>did ya here the one about the jewish beermaker?
>Hebrews his own.

Is he connected with the Israeli dairy, Cheeses of Nazareth?

[Chuck Salzmann]

NOT NICE!!!!

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[David C. Peterson]

In article <harpo.7....@mindspring.com>, ha...@mindspring.com (Lee Entrekin) writes...

I wonder if he eats his lunch after it gets dropped in the wet dirt:
"Cheese 'n' Crackers - got all muddy!"

YAD (Yet Another Dave)

[Allison Butler]

: >>>did ya here the one about the jewish beermaker?
: >>>Hebrews his own.

: >>Is he connected with the Israeli dairy, Cheeses of Nazareth?
: >NOT NICE!!!!

: Oops! I'd Buddha not make any more religious puns. It might Confucious.
: (Although it seems a Shinto make this a sacred cow....)

-Oh, it's Allahright. I'm sure your intentions were good, I just
question your methodist.

[Lee Entrekin]

In article <3hbf59$t...@blackice.winternet.com> all...@winternet.com (Allison Butler) writes:
>From: all...@winternet.com (Allison Butler)
>Subject: Re: no offense
>Date: 8 Feb 1995 22:04:25 GMT

Well, I wasn't questioning the ichthystence of cod, or anything fishy like
that.

[Ed Gurowitz]

The original religious pun:

A gold miner in ancient Greece dies and goes to heaven on Mt.
Olympus, where it is announced to him that, earthly representations
to the contrary notwithstanding, the gods are not human in form, but
are dolphins.

The miner, having lived an exemplary life, is to be taken to meet
the gods by Mercury, the messenger of the gods. When they arrive at
the god's palatial estate, they find the gate locked and the grounds
patrolled by savage lions. No problem, Mercury picks up the miner
and flies him to the door where the miner is admitted and Mercury is
immediately arrested. Why?

For violation of the Mann Act: Transporting a miner across estate
lions for immortal porpoises.

[CAWhelchel]

In <3UaMvAN...@salzsr.rtp.nc.us> ch...@salzsr.rtp.nc.us (Chuck
Salzmann) writes:

>
>In <harpo.7....@mindspring.com> ha...@mindspring.com (Lee
Entrekin) writes:
>>In article <1995Jan27...@spcvxb.spc.edu>
5var...@spcvxb.spc.edu writes:
>>>From: 5var...@spcvxb.spc.edu
>>>Subject: no offense
>>>Date: Fri, 27 Jan 1995 16:16:03 GMT
>
>>>did ya here the one about the jewish beermaker?
>>>Hebrews his own.
>
>>Is he connected with the Israeli dairy, Cheeses of Nazareth?
>
>
>NOT NICE!!!!
>
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Perhaps not "nice"--but really do fall into the categories of humor and
puns! *smile*

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[exu...@exu.ericsson.se]

In article rst...@delphi.com, rst...@delphi.com writes:
()CAWhelchel <euph...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
()
()>>>Is he connected with the Israeli dairy, Cheeses of Nazareth?
()>>
()>>
()>>NOT NICE!!!!
()
()...
()
()>Perhaps not "nice"--but really do fall into the categories of humor and
()>puns! *smile*
()
() How 'bout : Cheeses of Nazareth, King of the Chews?

I thought the Chew's owned a restuarant on 2nd st.?

/Dave

[Todd Hale]

rst...@delphi.com writes:

>CAWhelchel <euph...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>
>>>>Is he connected with the Israeli dairy, Cheeses of Nazareth?
>>>
>>>NOT NICE!!!!
>

>>Perhaps not "nice"--but really do fall into the categories of humor and
>>puns! *smile*
>

> ...King of the Chews?

Well, I say "CHOOSE ye this day whom ye will serve." As opposed to
"Chew ye this day what ye will serve--as for me and my mouse, we will serve
rogueford."

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