> In article <_tBds.289303$2%5.217...@fx05.am4>,
>   Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you checked your bank balance lately?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weekly and thoroughly. Nodé Screpancies!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like a not-too-fussy tom/ho, I use double entry bookkeeping!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Two sets of books, one for you and the other for the tax man...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't even qualify to pay ink crumb tax - and I still manage!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be careful, an audit-ory response could interest the tax man..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's different over here. To save costs, the Inland Rebbenu stipulate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that you only need inform them if your circumstances change. Otherwise
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they assume that your incrumb remains unchanged.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And they trust --- YOU????
>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course. The Benefits I receive are sufficient, so apart from just
>>>>>>>>>>>> being honest, I'd be daft to risk prison!
>>>>>>>>>>> When are visiting hours?
>>>>>>>>>> Every 60 visiting minutes of course.
>>>>>>>>> Do many come around for seconds?
>>>>>>>> Core snot. You can never use the same hour twice. They're non- recyclable.
>>>>>>> Explains why your always in a dayze..
>>>>>> Narr. That's the Sotalol and Alfuzosin the garden down outside.
>>>>> You've drug us thru that excuse before.
>>>> Because it's the truth. Alpha and Beta Blockers suppress nerve activity
>>>> and make you dog tired a lot of the time.
>>>> I wouldn't wish 'em on me worst enem - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
>>> Some people wold say you are your own worst enemy, but
>>> thats not true as long as I am alive...
>> Welll . . .  I could always get Anna's arse in!
> Who's arse in it?