[Risque] Artistic Lie Sense
Harry Farkas
his bride were required to sit for an official portrait. It is little known
that the first artist chosen to paint this portrait was none other than one
of the most famous artists of the time, the flamboyant surrealist Salvador
Dali.
Dali did his best to curb his usual influences, the ones that melted watches
and perched subjects oddly in fantastic wastelands. But Dali allowed no one
to see his work until its grand presentation.
Finally the day came and dignitaries mingled with art critics as they waited
for the unveiling. As the President and First Lady looked on, Dali pulled a
golden cord and the sheet concealing his work slowly lowered. A hushed gasp
rose from the audience, initially surprised by traditionally realistic
portrait executed in a most non-Daliesque style.
As the crowd further surveyed the nearly classical portrait, it became
apparent that amid the finely detailed faces, the fine clothes, and the
regal postures, a shadow was centered on the First Lady's lap which emulated
the shape of, well, a package of manhood in an erect state.
One by one shocked gasps again were heard among the audience, then each fell
into an unsettled silence as they craned to see the President's reaction.
Only then did Eisenhower stand up and slowly walk over for a closer
inspection. A few seconds passed that seemed like frozen hours. Then Ike
turned to Dali and, red in the face, declared,
"What kind of cockamamie picture is this?"
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Harry Farkas
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Sheila Dundee
Poor Mamie, I guess it would driver mad if he thought it was "Oh, Kay!"
David C Kifer
At least he wasn't Patton her behind....
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Dave
"Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
(Et brevis pecunia.) [Et breve spatium.]
David Reihmer
Cybe R. Wizard
That's so Tru,man.
Cybe R. Wizard
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Sheila Dundee
"Cybe R. Wizard"
>>David Reihmer
>>> David C Kifer <
> Kennedy lady be left in peace?
I misjudged all you chaps..I was sure there was going to be a Bush
post next..
'Course there's no Laura against a Barbara two in this ng.
Cybe R. Wizard
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 00:41:24 GMT, Sheila Dundee
> <SHEI...@XCAPSbigpond.net.au> found these unused words floating
> about:
> Waiting will just dubya pleasure and dubya fun ...
>
I hereby dub ya a punny man.
Sheila Dundee
> J. A. Mc.
< Sheila Dundee
Is that an award you are entitled to Grant?
Sheila Dundee
Sheila Dundee
> Hoover he does it, I'll accept!
You sure have a Coolidge to your comments!
Allison Wanda Land
He ain't no beginner, Polk! (GG)
Jenni Saqua
Jenni Saqua
David C Kifer
> "Jenni Saqua"
>>>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>>>Sheila Dundee
>>>>>Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
>>>>>>J. A. Mc.
>>>>>>> Sheila Dundee
>>>>>>>>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>>>>>>>"Cybe R. Wizard"
>>>>>>>>>>David Reihmer
>>>>>>>>>>>David C Kifer
>>>>>>>>>>>>Sheila Dundee
Chesty Puller up to the bar and have a drink!
Harry Farkas
"David C Kifer" <dkif...@MOVEearthlink.net> wrote in message
news:dlo0e...@news3.newsguy.com...
It's been great washingtons of presidential puns appear in this thread.
Nothing bush league about it.
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Harry Farkas
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Cybe R. Wizard
I tried to chime in Andrew a blank 'cause I don't know Jack,son.
Cybe R. Wizard
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 15:41:23 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
> >I tried to chime in Andrew a blank 'cause I don't know Jack,son.
> >
> Cybe Madison proud to hear his dad admit that!
>
Yabbut it's not like someone had to pull my Taylor something.
(although that might be Adams site better for everyone else.)
Cybe R. Wizard
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 22:14:23 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> Are you Buchanan here for an award?
>
You know, I've nazieen him on the list of prezes.
Cybe R. Wizard -wants to see Pezidents candy, big heads, nothing but
sweet fluff coming out
Harry Farkas
"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
news:20051121231...@localhost.localdomain...
Kennedy grade punster win an award too?
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Harry Farkas
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Cybe R. Wizard
"Harry Farkas" <hfa...@wowway.com> wrote:
Who is willing to put the Nixon that?
Cybe R. Wizard
Cybe R. Wizard
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:15:05 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 22:14:23 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >> >J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 15:41:23 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >> >> >"Harry Farkas" <hfa...@wowway.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> "David C Kifer" <dkif...@MOVEearthlink.net> wrote in message
> >
> My Kin, Lee, sez "Gotta take off your left boot to count up to him."
> Hinze 57 .. 1857 that is!
>
Ah, yes, how could one forget the infamous batchelor pres. Hoovery
seldom gets any attention next to Abe? The fact that I did will forever
Pierce my heart.
Cybe R. Wizard
Cybe R. Wizard
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 18:55:17 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> Zachery'l group we've assembled! Kin ya Fill more?
>
Maybe we can get Jeff er soneone else to contribute a-nonny-mousely.
Then we can all shout, "Arthur, Arthur!" Har, har, Har...ding! Your
turn.