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Nemo

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Feb 7, 2013, 5:57:25 AM2/7/13
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Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 7, 2013, 10:52:26 AM2/7/13
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William B. (Billby)

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Feb 7, 2013, 12:39:58 PM2/7/13
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Don Stockbauer

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Feb 7, 2013, 11:11:49 PM2/7/13
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The sheep's trying to hide from TB.

Nemo

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Feb 8, 2013, 6:40:17 AM2/8/13
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On 07/02/2013 15:52, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>> http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65708000/jpg/_65708032_65708031.jpg
> That from the sheepstow district?
>
Well somebody must have stowed it in there. Frogot to lock the door
though. He probably had to go off and get a bit of money selling The
Biggish Ewe!

Blimey - a pun I pinched from a cartoon on the www when I was on die
lupp ages ago has become a book!!!! Great mines thin ka_like!

http://books.google.co.uk/books/about/The_Biggish_Ewe.html?id=NOHUMgEACAAJ&redir_esc=y

Nemo

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Feb 8, 2013, 6:45:23 AM2/8/13
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RUA closet Elvis fan? . . .

Wooler Wooler Wooler never felt more like singinner blooz . .

You should *shed* your reticence and come out! If the Wooler can, and he
looks like he's thinking about it, soak can ewe!

Nemo

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Feb 8, 2013, 6:47:23 AM2/8/13
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On 08/02/2013 04:11, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> The sheep's trying to hide from TB.
>
He must have missed his Baaaaaaaaacillus Calmette-Gu�rin vaccination!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 8, 2013, 11:16:15 AM2/8/13
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>>> That from the sheepstow district?
>> Wooler?
>RUA closet Elvis fan? . . .
>Wooler Wooler Wooler never felt more like singinner blooz . .
>You should *shed* your reticence and come out! If the Wooler can, and he
>looks like he's thinking about it, soak can ewe!
I prefer a quick ram, a yam, a ding-dong.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 8, 2013, 11:17:14 AM2/8/13
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>> The sheep's trying to hide from TB.
>He must have missed his Baaaaaaaaacillus Calmette-Guérin vaccination!
You have to tip toes through the two lips to escape tiny Timmette!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 8, 2013, 11:18:52 AM2/8/13
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>>> http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65708000/jpg/_65708032_65708031.jpg
>> That from the sheepstow district?
>Well somebody must have stowed it in there. Frogot to lock the door
>though. He probably had to go off and get a bit of money selling The
>Biggish Ewe!
The you should sors immanis et inanis!

Nemo

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Feb 9, 2013, 5:29:22 AM2/9/13
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Is that the tool the use to to it? A Tattoo Timmette?

Nemo

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Feb 9, 2013, 5:32:57 AM2/9/13
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You missed out on ram obama ding dong there!

Iyy think those who keep stealing his agricultural machinery - his
detractors - deserve a good high ding!

Nemo

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Feb 9, 2013, 5:35:42 AM2/9/13
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On 08/02/2013 16:18, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>>>> http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65708000/jpg/_65708032_65708031.jpg
>>> That from the sheepstow district?
>> Well somebody must have stowed it in there. Frogot to lock the door
>> though. He probably had to go off and get a bit of money selling The
>> Biggish Ewe!
Blimey - a pun I pinched from a cartoon on the www when I was on die
lupp ages ago has become a book!!!! Great mines thin ka_like!

http://books.google.co.uk/books/about/The_Biggish_Ewe.html?id=NOHUMgEACAAJ&redir_esc=y


> The you should sors immanis et inanis!
Don't be so sors, see! And you're an N missing. Must be a fox about.
What bad news!


Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 9, 2013, 11:31:03 AM2/9/13
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>>>> The sheep's trying to hide from TB.
>>> He must have missed his Baaaaaaaaacillus Calmette-Guérin vaccination!
>> You have to tip toes through the two lips to escape tiny Timmette!
>Is that the tool the use to to it? A Tattoo Timmette?
... and you damp it off with a Sponge, Bob.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 9, 2013, 11:31:54 AM2/9/13
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>>>> That from the sheepstow district?
>>> Well somebody must have stowed it in there. Frogot to lock the door
>>> though. He probably had to go off and get a bit of money selling The
>>> Biggish Ewe!
>Blimey - a pun I pinched from a cartoon on the www when I was on die
>lupp ages ago has become a book!!!! Great mines thin ka_like!
>> Then you should sors immanis et inanis!
>Don't be so sors, see! And you're an N missing. Must be a fox about.
>What bad news!
En the beginning there was Auntie Em.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 9, 2013, 11:32:58 AM2/9/13
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>>> You should *shed* your reticence and come out! If the Wooler can, and he
>>> looks like he's thinking about it, soak can ewe!
>> I prefer a quick ram, a yam, a ding-dong.
>You missed out on ram obama ding dong there!
>Iyy think those who keep stealing his agricultural machinery - his
>detractors - deserve a good high ding!
Oh Deere, Kubota you goys be in his cabinet?

Nemo

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May 10, 2013, 11:49:04 PM5/10/13
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We prefer our Auntie BBC!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/

Even if their web site has dumbed down in such a sickening way!

(I haven't looked at the main site for ages. What a nasty shlock! And
the spotty git definitely deserves a devastatingly hard shlock in the
kisser!)

Nemo

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May 10, 2013, 11:50:31 PM5/10/13
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On 09/02/2013 16:31, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
You're plumb right!

Nemo

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May 10, 2013, 11:52:52 PM5/10/13
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Narr. It's the Goys in the machine you gotta worry about, especially at
5,000 feet!

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 12, 2013, 10:24:48 AM5/12/13
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>>> You missed out on ram obama ding dong there!
>>> Iyy think those who keep stealing his agricultural machinery - his
>>> detractors - deserve a good high ding!
>> Oh Deere, Kubota you goys be in his cabinet?
>Narr. It's the Goys in the machine you gotta worry about, especially at
>5,000 feet!
Up there, it's the mile high club ...

Michael N. LeVine

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May 12, 2013, 11:23:03 AM5/12/13
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In article <ag9vo8p1admss39sh...@4ax.com>,
But you never got any mileage out of it...
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 13, 2013, 11:30:07 AM5/13/13
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>> >> Oh Deere, Kubota you goys be in his cabinet?
>> >Narr. It's the Goys in the machine you gotta worry about, especially at
>> >5,000 feet!
>> Up there, it's the mile high club ...
>But you never got any mileage out of it...
You keep on believing that ... he he heeeeeee!

Michael N. LeVine

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May 13, 2013, 1:14:22 PM5/13/13
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In article <dm12p8ha15512erah...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
But it only counts when you do it with she....

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 14, 2013, 10:56:59 AM5/14/13
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>> >> Up there, it's the mile high club ...
>> >But you never got any mileage out of it...
>> You keep on believing that ... he he heeeeeee!
>But it only counts when you do it with she....
... or 'they' ... !! !!! ! {Loved flying United ...}

Michael N. LeVine

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May 14, 2013, 12:28:18 PM5/14/13
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In article <b4k4p8dvcpucpflea...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Including the stewardess?

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 15, 2013, 10:45:05 AM5/15/13
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>> >> >But you never got any mileage out of it...
>> >> You keep on believing that ... he he heeeeeee!
>> >But it only counts when you do it with she....
>> ... or 'they' ... !! !!! ! {Loved flying United ...}
>Including the stewardess?
That was the 'United' part! In the 1960's I was a 100 'miler'.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 15, 2013, 10:55:30 AM5/15/13
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In article <oo77p81nrl80vkndu...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Do it yourself does not count.

Don Stockbauer

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May 15, 2013, 11:30:11 AM5/15/13
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If you're really skilled at fishing you're a Master Baiter.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 16, 2013, 10:17:44 AM5/16/13
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>> >> >But it only counts when you do it with she....
>> >> ... or 'they' ... !! !!! ! {Loved flying United ...}
>> >Including the stewardess?
>> That was the 'United' part! In the 1960's I was a 100 'miler'.
>Do it yourself does not count.
Never went in for stroke play ...

Michael N. LeVine

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May 16, 2013, 3:00:22 PM5/16/13
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In article <9jq9p8tjbgqdfhgs2...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 17, 2013, 10:26:28 AM5/17/13
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>> >> >Including the stewardess?
>> >> That was the 'United' part! In the 1960's I was a 100 'miler'.
>> >Do it yourself does not count.
>> Never went in for stroke play ...
>Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?
Never had a neighbor named Rub.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 17, 2013, 1:05:12 PM5/17/13
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In article <rdfcp8lkl7gc8edn9...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Not even Rub Roy?

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 19, 2013, 11:20:23 AM5/19/13
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>> >> >> >Including the stewardess?
>> >> >> That was the 'United' part! In the 1960's I was a 100 'miler'.
>> >> >Do it yourself does not count.
>> >> Never went in for stroke play ...
>> >Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?
>> Never had a neighbor named Rub.
>Not even Rub Roy?
No Roy, no Joy, No rubbin' hood ...

Michael N. LeVine

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May 19, 2013, 11:50:23 AM5/19/13
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In article <ecrhp8lupgejsps8m...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Aye, theres the rub.

William B. (Billby)

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May 19, 2013, 10:21:33 PM5/19/13
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>>>>>>>>> Including the stewardess?
>>>>>>>> That was the 'United' part! In the 1960's I was a 100 'miler'.
>>>>>>> Do it yourself does not count.
>>>>>> Never went in for stroke play ...
>>>>> Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?
>>>> Never had a neighbor named Rub.
>>> Not even Rub Roy?
>> No Roy, no Joy, No rubbin' hood ...
> Aye, theres the rub.
Best to rub that one out.



Michael N. LeVine

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May 20, 2013, 8:30:02 AM5/20/13
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In article <-KidnbUiIfYqFQTM...@westnet.com.au>,
You really knead to do so.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 20, 2013, 10:34:45 AM5/20/13
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>> >>>>> Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?
>> >>>> Never had a neighbor named Rub.
>> >>> Not even Rub Roy?
>> >> No Roy, no Joy, No rubbin' hood ...
>> > Aye, theres the rub.
>> Best to rub that one out.
>You really knead to do so.
IF I do, then I wear Rub's!

Michael N. LeVine

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May 20, 2013, 5:19:45 PM5/20/13
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In article <u2dkp81lo9tufhdho...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Is that your chafe complaint?

William B. (Billby)

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May 21, 2013, 1:34:30 AM5/21/13
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>>>>>>>>> Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?
>>>>>>>> Never had a neighbor named Rub.
>>>>>>> Not even Rub Roy?
>>>>>> No Roy, no Joy, No rubbin' hood ...
>>>>> Aye, theres the rub.
>>>> Best to rub that one out.
>>> You really knead to do so.
>> IF I do, then I wear Rub's!
> Is that your chafe complaint?
Another rash statement.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 21, 2013, 6:53:44 AM5/21/13
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In article <PLKdndivlaHtmgbM...@westnet.com.au>,
"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:
Takes a lot of gall for you to say that.

Don Stockbauer

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May 21, 2013, 7:27:05 AM5/21/13
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the wasps will be hatching soon.

William B. (Billby)

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May 21, 2013, 10:54:11 AM5/21/13
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>>>>>>>>>>> Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?
>>>>>>>>>> Never had a neighbor named Rub.
>>>>>>>>> Not even Rub Roy?
>>>>>>>> No Roy, no Joy, No rubbin' hood ...
>>>>>>> Aye, theres the rub.
>>>>>> Best to rub that one out.
>>>>> You really knead to do so.
>>>> IF I do, then I wear Rub's!
>>> Is that your chafe complaint?
>> Another rash statement.
> Takes a lot of gall for you to say that.
If you must bladder on.



Michael N. LeVine

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May 21, 2013, 11:01:02 AM5/21/13
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In article <HY2dnbo6-b4DFwbM...@westnet.com.au>,
"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

Quit trying to kidney me about being a high liver..

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 21, 2013, 11:08:09 AM5/21/13
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>> >>>> Best to rub that one out.
>> >>> You really knead to do so.
>> >> IF I do, then I wear Rub's!
>> > Is that your chafe complaint?
>> Another rash statement.
>Takes a lot of gall for you to say that.
Did you spend the day getting organ'ized?

William B. (Billby)

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May 21, 2013, 11:08:27 AM5/21/13
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>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Never had a neighbor named Rub.
>>>>>>>>>>> Not even Rub Roy?
>>>>>>>>>> No Roy, no Joy, No rubbin' hood ...
>>>>>>>>> Aye, theres the rub.
>>>>>>>> Best to rub that one out.
>>>>>>> You really knead to do so.
>>>>>> IF I do, then I wear Rub's!
>>>>> Is that your chafe complaint?
>>>> Another rash statement.
>>> Takes a lot of gall for you to say that.
>> If you must bladder on.
> Quit trying to kidney me about being a high liver..
Are you stoned again?


Michael N. LeVine

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May 21, 2013, 3:01:52 PM5/21/13
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In article <rd3np8tpre3vepfat...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Why did you happen to take that thought out
for a wurlitzer?

Michael N. LeVine

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May 21, 2013, 3:02:18 PM5/21/13
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In article <KuWdnaMea-JoEAbM...@westnet.com.au>,
"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

Just a passing thought.

William B. (Billby)

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May 21, 2013, 10:24:21 PM5/21/13
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Never had a neighbor named Rub.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not even Rub Roy?
>>>>>>>>>>>> No Roy, no Joy, No rubbin' hood ...
>>>>>>>>>>> Aye, theres the rub.
>>>>>>>>>> Best to rub that one out.
>>>>>>>>> You really knead to do so.
>>>>>>>> IF I do, then I wear Rub's!
>>>>>>> Is that your chafe complaint?
>>>>>> Another rash statement.
>>>>> Takes a lot of gall for you to say that.
>>>> If you must bladder on.
>>> Quit trying to kidney me about being a high liver..
>> Are you stoned again?
> Just a passing thought.
Urinary element now.


Michael N. LeVine

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May 22, 2013, 9:45:07 AM5/22/13
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In article <c66dnTgGtp7CsQHM...@westnet.com.au>,
"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

Up and atom then...

William B. (Billby)

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May 22, 2013, 11:32:26 PM5/22/13
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rub's the neighbors the wrong way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Never had a neighbor named Rub.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not even Rub Roy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No Roy, no Joy, No rubbin' hood ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye, theres the rub.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Best to rub that one out.
>>>>>>>>>>> You really knead to do so.
>>>>>>>>>> IF I do, then I wear Rub's!
>>>>>>>>> Is that your chafe complaint?
>>>>>>>> Another rash statement.
>>>>>>> Takes a lot of gall for you to say that.
>>>>>> If you must bladder on.
>>>>> Quit trying to kidney me about being a high liver..
>>>> Are you stoned again?
>>> Just a passing thought.
>> Urinary element now.
> Up and atom then...
It's nuclear to me what you mean?


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Michael N. LeVine

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May 23, 2013, 7:16:53 AM5/23/13
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In article <LZCdnS80r8dREADM...@westnet.com.au>,
"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:
Adding to your con-fusion.
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