earthquake in London
Michael Balarama
An earthquake in London opened up a large chasm that swallowed up several
police officers and then closed up without a trace. What film tells the
story of investigators from Scotland Yard looking for clues in this mystery?
SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISSURE
fre...@webtv.net
Missed the original. Saw the pawn version named
'Searching For Bobbi's Fissure'
Len S.
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>
Yeah! Yeah! And "the police are looking into it".
ynotssor
news:bmiond$3k9$1...@newstree.wise.edt.ericsson.se
>> SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISSURE
>
> Yeah! Yeah! And "the police are looking into it".
A feww police have gone underground to investigate the matter.
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dustbird
Investigators are from Scotland Special Pothole Division in Yard.
Tim Bruening
Michael Balarama wrote:
Love A Geologist And Feel The Earth Move: Bumper sticker in Davis, CA.
nemo
A large hole has opened up in Oxford Street. Police are looking onto it.
Or: Is That Copper Mine?
nemo
> > SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISSURE
> >
>
> Yeah! Yeah! And "the police are looking into it".
>
>
Still - the toilets at the police station exploded shortly afterwards. The
police state that they have nothing to go on.
Anyone wanna do the "Irish Stew in the Name of the Law" or the
"Beefburglars" ones?
nemo
dustbird <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
news:bmjn30$2...@library1.airnews.net...
"Why? What will we see if we look out of the yard??"
The dirty great hole, of course!
Kathy
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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nemo
Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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barbary!
Buffalo Chilkat
Sheila Dundee
I thought it was a little stale, mate.
fre...@webtv.net
You don't like little, stale mates ? Would you rather have larger Czechs, mate ?
mike wheeEler
fre...@webtv.net, fredm...@the.PC was looking at the world oddly when:
Tim Bruening
Michael Balarama wrote:
Love A Geologist And Feel The Earth Move: Bumper sticker in Davis, CA.
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4057D161...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
A huge hole also opened up and swallowed up the lavatories in King's Cross
nick.
The police said they were investigating but it was difficult
because (all together now . . .) they have nothing to go on!
Tim Bruening
"Len S." wrote:
I'm rattled and rolled.
Tim Bruening
Michael Balarama wrote:
Love A Geologist And Feel The Earth Move: Bumper sticker in Davis, CA.
nemo
The toilets in all the police stations also disappeared down the hole.
Police are looking into it but all they've said is: the investigation is
proving difficult because they've got nothing to go on.
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Love A Geologist And Feel The Earth Move: Bumper sticker in Davis, CA.
What an igneous joke!
So you went off to find a geologist strata way then?!
Twit No.1: "What day is it?"
Twit No.2: "It's Friday the 13th."
Twit No.1: "Oh no! That's unlucky!
Twit No.2: "OK. It's Saturday the 14th then!"
Twit No.1: "See? I said it was unlucky! We've both lost a whole day out of
our lives now!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
In 1582, the Pope chopped out 10 days!
nemo
boys called Catamites for the priests to abuse to keep them celibate as far
as women were concerned!
One of their most closely guarded secrets.
Terrainicle: A bullying geologist.
Tim Bruening
"Len S." wrote:
I'm rattled and rolled.
nemo
Not sheikh, rattled and rolled? Narr. That's be Gulf Fiction.
And anyway - the police had nothing to go on. All their toilets had fallen
down the chasm as well!
Tim Bruening
Michael Balarama wrote:
> What Movie:
> An earthquake in London opened up a large chasm that swallowed up several
> police officers and then closed up without a trace. What film tells the
> story of investigators from Scotland Yard looking for clues in this mystery?
> SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISSURE
The other bobbies are still shaken by the incident.
Tim Bruening
Michael Balarama wrote:
> What Movie:
> An earthquake in London opened up a large chasm that swallowed up several
> police officers and then closed up without a trace. What film tells the
> story of investigators from Scotland Yard looking for clues in this mystery?
> SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISSURE
Quaker: Dog that believes in world peace.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
In 1582, the Pope chopped out 10 days!
Daisy: Day for an ocean of flowers.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 12:50:30 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Thu, 4 Dec 2003 08:57:20 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>> On Tue, 2 Dec 2003 11:22:51 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >>>> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> >>>> about:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>>>> <hfa...@wowway.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> There was a big to-do at the medical conference. Each specialty
> >>>>>>> wanted their own choice for dinner.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> The Ophthalmologists wanted Eyetalian food.
> >>>>>>> The Cardiologists wanted hearts of palm.
> >>>>>>> The Urologists wanted pea soup.
> >>>>>>> The Neurologists wanted meat lobes.
> >>>>>>> And the Proctologists wanted rump roast.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> The Residents stayed home.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The interns waited patiently
> >>>>>
> >>>> I heard the nurses needle help in deciding ...
> >>>
> >>> Some nurses are menu know.
> >>>
> >> I found that out one night, in gale of laughter.
> >
> > Oh, I thought you'd be singing Cry me a River!
> >
> You're Barton up the wrong tree.
Barton: 2,000 pounds of beer.
Tim Bruening
Crocodile: Reptile making a call on an old fashioned phone.
Clo-rox: Rocks that clean.
Clor-ox: A draft animal that cleans.
Xe-rox: Rocks that copy or clone.
Xer-ox: A draft animal that copies or clones.
Tim Bruening
Washington: To clean 2,000 lb of clothing.
Adam: One mother deer.
Jefferson: Hairy President who wrote the Declaration of Independence.
Tim Bruening
Spearmint: A gum weapon.
Shakespeare: A trembling weapon that writes plays.
Stock King: Santa Claus.
Stocking: Head of the New York Stock Exchange.
Exchange: Former money.
Tim Bruening
Harding: A laughing bell for President.
Tim Bruening
Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> In alt.humor.puns Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> > Sam's father's symbiot is named "Stargate"? What a strange name!
>
> Stargate is the name of the series. "Selmac" is the name of the
> symbiont. And Eco is the name of the rose.
Where does a rose named Eco fit in?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECA4AF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > I pledge allegiance to the nuclear power industry.
>
> You pronounced it right! Big mistake. No-one else in the US will know what
> the hell you're tall king about!
How tall is the Tall King?
Tim Bruening
Compare: Computer fruit.
Compile: Mound of computers.
Complete: Computer hair.
Tim Bruening
Divert: Color it Green.
Evert: Internet Green.
Invert: Turn a Green upside down.
Invert: Sodomize a Green.
Tim Bruening
Pervert: Price of a Green.
Revert: To turn Green again.
Subvert: Underwater Green.
Verdant: Green ant.
Verdy: Green demon.
Tim Bruening
Combusti Bull: A burning bull.
Com Post: Either e-mail or a computer in a dump.
Miming: My Chinese vase!
Arming: Our Chinese vase!
Arming: Chinese vase used to store weapons.
Tim Bruening
Beside: The bee next door.
Between: A bee with a bee on each side.
KGB: A locked up Russian bee .
Isolate: I'm sorry I'm tardy.
Tardy: A demonb late to his road reparing job.
Tim Bruening
Before: A bee in front, or the 4th bee.
Behind: A bee in back, or a bee/deer crossbreed.
Benign: A very kind bee, and bee #9.
Beneath: An under bee.
Tim Bruening
Car Pool: Where cars swim.
Cartoon: A musical car.
Karma: My mother the car.
Carisma: My mother the hypnotic car!
Hoarsepower: Car laryngitis.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Why would you want to lag a jet?
>
> To prevent icing?
Icing: Songs on the Internet.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECB121...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Allowing: A permissive bird.
> >
> > Blowing: A windy bird.
> >
> > Growing: Very big wings.
> >
> > Harrowing: Risk taking bird.
> >
> > Rowing: Bird in a small boat propelled by oars.
> >
> > Slowing: Bird that doesn't move very fast.
> >
> > Throwing: Bird from the big leagues.
> >
> Throwt: Flying gizzard!
Wowing: An amazing bird.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41E76814...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 20:07:18 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating
about:
> > >
> > > >On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 12:20:25 -0700
> > > >J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 04:22:29 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
> > > >> <mam...@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:
> > > >>
> > > >> >nemo wrote:
> > > >> >>Hauke Reddmann wrote ..
> > > >> >>> A Boeing goes to the doctor: "My wings hurt!"
> > > >> >>> "No wonder, they have ailerons!"
> > > >> >>Oh no it didn't. It couldn't get into the ruddy elevators!
> > > >> >
> > > >> >This is a tall tail.
> > > >> Much flap about nothing ...
> > > >>
> > > >You're right. I would not bank on the difference or my courage
might
> > > >take a nosedive.
> > > >
> > > Immelman the fire engine if you do.
> >
> > That one burns!
> >
> > Jetty: Tea that turns you into a jet airplane.
> >
> > B-2: Invisible bee that bombs.
> >
> V2: Nazi terror weapon.
> Veto: Nazi terror weapon that blows your foot off!
A Nazi landmine?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Jet Lag: An old convict being launched into space with a rocket up his
> backside.
Why launch and Old Stir?
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 12:20:25 -0700
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 04:22:29 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
> > <mam...@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >nemo wrote:
> > >>Hauke Reddmann wrote ..
> > >>> A Boeing goes to the doctor: "My wings hurt!"
> > >>> "No wonder, they have ailerons!"
> > >>Oh no it didn't. It couldn't get into the ruddy elevators!
> > >
> > >This is a tall tail.
> > Much flap about nothing ...
> >
> You're right. I would not bank on the difference or my courage might
> take a nosedive.
Stop stalling!
Stalling: Baby horse housing.
Housing: Indians singing Hello.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41E7657D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> >
> > > On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 12:20:25 -0700
> > > J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 04:22:29 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
> > > > <mam...@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:
> > > >
> > > > >nemo wrote:
> > > > >>Hauke Reddmann wrote ..
> > > > >>> A Boeing goes to the doctor: "My wings hurt!"
> > > > >>> "No wonder, they have ailerons!"
> > > > >>Oh no it didn't. It couldn't get into the ruddy elevators!
> > > > >
> > > > >This is a tall tail.
> > > > Much flap about nothing ...
> > > >
> > > You're right. I would not bank on the difference or my courage might
> > > take a nosedive.
> >
> > It's plane to see that Iraq is going to Hell in a handbasket.
> >
> I protest!
>
> Signed:
>
> Helen A. Handbasket.
Helen says she isn't having an affair with Iraq?
Tim Bruening
What do you call a baby whale?
A little squirt.
Tim Bruening
What did the puddle say to the rain?
"Drop in sometime".
Tim Bruening
Winnie the Pyooh.
Tim Bruening
Contact Ting: Chinese meeter.
Contact Ting: Against polite Chinese.
Contract Ting: Chinese deal maker.
Contract Ting: Against Chinese trains.
Pocket Ting: Where Chinese store their pens.
Shoot Ting: Chinese gunman.
Shoe Ting: Chinese foot wear.
Tim Bruening
Blood Ding: Chinese vampire.
Fade Ding: Chinese growing fainter.
Faint Ting: Chinese becoming unconscious.
Indict Ting: Chinese grand jury.
Loot Ting: Chinese thieves.
Loo Ting: Chinese toilet maker.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote:
>
> >What Movie:
> >An earthquake in London opened up a large chasm that swallowed up several
> >police officers and then closed up without a trace. What film tells the
> >story of investigators from Scotland Yard looking for clues in this mystery?
> >SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISSURE
>
> That was quite a spasskyable pun (you didn't boris).
This will lead to a Major shakeup in Britain!
nemo
Lots of police station lavatories disappeared down holes as well.
When asked, the police said they were at a loss as to why and had nothing to
go on!
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 16s - 2d actually!
dobey the elfin extraordinaire
Pipe down!
nemo
"dobey the elfin extraordinaire" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1118979063.7...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Pipe down!
OK. Let me find my Boat Swine's whistle first. Here it is, in the garden
next to a soil stack - and all covered in very soft feathers: pipe down!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Will the case go to Chamber Pots?
nemo
Tim Bruening
Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> In alt.humor.puns Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> > Sam's father's symbiot is named "Stargate"? What a strange name!
>
> Stargate is the name of the series. "Selmac" is the name of the
> symbiont. And Eco is the name of the rose.
Where does a rose named Eco fit in?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECA4AF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > I pledge allegiance to the nuclear power industry.
>
> You pronounced it right! Big mistake. No-one else in the US will know what
> the hell you're tall king about!
How tall is the Tall King?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Giants 2: An ant who is a member of a terrorist organisation of Islamic
> extremists whose violent activities began in 1992, and were aimed at
> overthrowing the secular Algerian regime and replacing it with an Islamic
> state! The swines! And be-khozzer that sort of thing we still got all this
> trouble nowadays!
A terrorist group called "Gi"?
> Cormorant: A large voracious dark-colored long-necked ant with a
> distensible pouch for holding fish.
I saw cormorants in Florida last May.
> Currant: Cross between an ant and a dog.
Currant: Ant that delivers an electrical shock like an electric eel.
> Concurrant: Cross between an ant and a dog with a big nose!
Concurrant: Opposed to dog ants and electrical ants.
nemo
Is he the writer with a brown foot digit? Umber Toe Eco?
Made me feel sick to see the library go up in flames in the film version.
All those exquisitely illuminated books. Excellent film though. Quite
disturbing.
nemo
About 6ft 7 inches. Ask Mae West!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
>
> What do you call a baby whale?
>
> A little squirt.
Ballistic urinating? What ever next!
Tim Bruening
Divert: Color it Green.
Evert: Internet Green.
Invert: Turn a Green upside down.
Invert: Sodomize a Green.
Tim Bruening
Compare: Computer fruit.
Compile: Mound of computers.
Complete: Computer hair.
Tim Bruening
Washington: To clean 2,000 lb of clothing.
Adam: One mother deer.
Jefferson: Hairy President who wrote the Declaration of Independence.
Harding: A laughing bell for President.
Tim Bruening
Spearmint: A gum weapon.
Shakespeare: A trembling weapon that writes plays.
Stock King: Santa Claus.
Stocking: Head of the New York Stock Exchange.
Exchange: Former money.
Tim Bruening
Crocodile: Reptile making a call on an old fashioned phone.
Clo-rox: Rocks that clean.
Clor-ox: A draft animal that cleans.
Xe-rox: Rocks that copy or clone.
Xer-ox: A draft animal that copies or clones.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 12:50:30 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Thu, 4 Dec 2003 08:57:20 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>> On Tue, 2 Dec 2003 11:22:51 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >>>> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> >>>> about:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>>>> <hfa...@wowway.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> There was a big to-do at the medical conference. Each specialty
> >>>>>>> wanted their own choice for dinner.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> The Ophthalmologists wanted Eyetalian food.
> >>>>>>> The Cardiologists wanted hearts of palm.
> >>>>>>> The Urologists wanted pea soup.
> >>>>>>> The Neurologists wanted meat lobes.
> >>>>>>> And the Proctologists wanted rump roast.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> The Residents stayed home.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The interns waited patiently
> >>>>>
> >>>> I heard the nurses needle help in deciding ...
> >>>
> >>> Some nurses are menu know.
> >>>
> >> I found that out one night, in gale of laughter.
> >
> > Oh, I thought you'd be singing Cry me a River!
> >
> You're Barton up the wrong tree.
Barton: 2,000 pounds of beer.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
<stefan...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1124617061.1...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>
> nemo wrote:
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4305871A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Equip: Internet joke.
> > >
> > > Equity: Beverage that makes all men equal.
> > >
> > > Espirit: Snake ghost.
> > >
> > > Espy: Snake intelligence agent.
> > >
> > > Esquire: Snake religious singing group.
> >
> > Adder Mant: Old snake 80s pop singer who dressed funny.
>
> And acts oddly with guns.
>
Praps he's good at triggernometry.
His make-up and hairstyle were odd too, but at least he was a bit
original!
Now look what we've got!
Harestyle: Fashionable rabbit.
Tim Bruening
ur_droll wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> news:dKV0d.23907$F73....@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> :
> : ur_droll <who....@fuck.co> wrote in message
> : news:wmu0d.1188$JQ4....@news.xtra.co.nz...
> : >
> : > "s to s" <s to s...@thisisnotmyisp.net> wrote in message
> : > news:u3o0d.4589$ol.47...@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : > : wots an usnet filter?
> : >
> : >
> : > press the alt, ctrl and delete buttons on yer keyboard at the same time,
> : > whenever you see a post from someone you don't want to read.
> : >
> : There's a better way that'll benefit everybody online too. Just go to "My
> : Computer", select your 'C' Drive, right click and hit "Format." All your
> : troubles will be over.
>
> I just tried that.... didn't work.... would ya be a sport and check
> to see if it works on your machine?
Format: In favor of floor coverings.
Tim Bruening
ID: Demon with lots of seeing organs with which to identify demons.
IV: Plant demon.
Jester: Spinning comedian.
Kister: Spinning rear end.
Laddy: Kid demon.
Tim Bruening
Gauzy: Zombie wrapping.
Giddy: D-lirously happy demon.
Goldy: Rich demon.
Goody: Demon without sin.
Gravy: Vampire food covering.
Tim Bruening
Eddy: Demon that spins water.
Faddy: Fashionable demon.
Faster: Quickly rotating object.
Fester: Spinning rot.
Feudy: Argumentative demon.
Tim Bruening
Chinzy: Chin of a zombie.
Chevy: Vampire car.
Civvy: Non-military vampire.
Cloudy: Overcast demon.
Comedy: Humorous demon.
Tim Bruening
Buddy: Flowering demon.
Caddy: Golf demon.
Candy: Sweet demon.
Tim Bruening
Already: Early demon.
Bandy: Musical demon.
Baldy: Hairless spherical demon.
Biddy: Auctioneering demon.
Bloody: Red liquid demon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:412D3130...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4129B3E7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > VAT: Tax on beer.
> > > >
> > > > Hebrew: What a male beer maker did.
> > >
> > > North Semitic: A gove-wearing ancestor of his who used to sail the seas
> > > between the UK and Scandinavia.
> > >
> >
> > Semitic: Jewish parasite (the insect, not the human).
>
> Hmmm. Timmie trying to be PC. I doubt if our cops would have him though.
>
> Anti-Samite-ism: Hatred of a kind of mediæval shmutter.
Semitic: Jewish glove.
Tim Bruening
"Keith E." wrote:
> Tue, 16 Mar 2004 11:26:56 -0800 was a day just like any other,
> until Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> >On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 17:43:29 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>Oh, right. I'm gonna believe Elisabeth gave away booze?
> >>
> >>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >Admitting it would probably cost you your sanity, what little of it is
> >still left after years spent in atj.
>
> Sanity is highly overrated.
Sanity: Tea that makes you not crazy.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 18:42:35 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> found these
> unused words floating about:
>
> >Tue, 16 Mar 2004 14:13:36 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> >until "Mel" <m...@atj.faq.com> wrote:
> >>On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 01:17:42 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in
> >>message <7882e730d42c0709...@news.1usenet.com>:
> >>>Mon, 15 Mar 2004 03:15:26 -0800 was a day just like any other,
> >>>until Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >>>>John Kerry? John Edwards? Ralph Nader?
> >>>President Bush.
> >>
> >>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
> >
> >That wasn't a joke.
>
> Neither is Kerry's commercial's 'point' about jobs going overseas ...
> especially when his wife's company is leading the way in 'outsourcing' !!!
> Heinz in deep doodoo with this ...
Outsourcing: Singers' jobs going overseas.
Sourcing: Singers levitating.
Tim Bruening
ur_droll wrote:
> "Wild Bill" <w...@utb.com> wrote in message
> news:hn1m80193blh75jdc...@4ax.com...
> : On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 12:25:41 +1200, "ur_droll" <who....@fuck.co>
> : wrote:
> :
> : >
> : >"Wild Bill" <w...@utb.com> wrote in message
> : >news:m4tl8011pdciih077...@4ax.com...
> : >: On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:37:34 -0700, Tim Bruening
> : >: <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> : >:
> : >: >
> : >: >
> : >: >Wild Bill wrote:
> : >: >
> : >: >> On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:08:20 -0700, Tim Bruening
> : >: >> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> : >: >>
> : >: >> >Who is he?????????
> : >: >>
> : >: >> ME! Now fuck off.
> : >: >
> : >: >Why are you the greatest man ever? What have you accomplished in
> life?
> : >:
> : >: I got all usenet doing my bidding...
> : >
> : >
> : >What?......... Everyone?....... Just how many people does it take
> : >to help you find yer balls?
> : >
> : The fact you have my balls on your mind is noted.
>
> Fuck off 'lamely'....... you already been "spanked" here.
> No coming back for seconds with a different dress on.
Lame Lee: A limping Korean.
Tim Bruening
MosZibby wrote:
> "Keith E." <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:d5d866026864c62d...@news.1usenet.com...
> > Mon, 26 Jan 2004 22:39:24 GMT was a day just like any other,
> > until mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) wrote:
> > >On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 19:14:39 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote:
> > >
> > >> I mean, you were the
> > >> one doing that in front of all of us.
> > >
> > >Keith is just the greatest!
> >
> > I keep telling them that, but they don't believe me.
> >
> > --
> > Keith E.
> > Excrementum casus
>
> Pretty sad when even the young aren't that gullible.
Gullible: A sea gull/male bovine crossbreed.
Tim Bruening
Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 08:07:42 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>
> >> Yes, the wind in my hair. In Greg's case it would be the
> >> wind on his scalp.
> >
> >I'll have you know I've got plenty of thick, full, lovely dark-blonde hair!
> >
> >On my back.
>
> So does my golden Labrador retriever. So what?
Labrador: Door to a lab in a nation in the far North?
nemo
Sodomiser: A mean bugger!
nemo
>
> Compare: Computer fruit.
>
> Compile: Mound of computers.
>
> Complete: Computer hair.
Comparison: Harold's highly I.T. skilled male offspring.
nemo
Mike Harding: A brilliant Yorkshire comedian/singer who'd make a far better
president than the brain-dead republican fascist morons you usually elect!
nemo
Telephone Exchange: "I'll give you these two 332s for your 150
candlestick."
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/freshwater/t332.htm
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/freshwater/t150.htm
Happy daze!
Full marks Mr. Strowger!!
nemo
Guess tetner: An uncertain copier used by the Vienamese in their major
offensive of Jan. 31, 1968.
nemo
That's two of 'em. Good. Now we can hitch 'em up to a bollock cart!
nemo
Alan Shaw of Makers UK Ltd: In favour of floor coverings that bubble up.
"Narrr. It's because of the elastic adhesive we have to use!"
They had to replace 100+ floors at their own expence! Hehehe!
nemo
>
> ID: Demon with lots of seeing organs with which to identify demons.
>
> IV: Plant demon.
>
> Jester: Spinning comedian.
>
> Kister: Spinning rear end.
I hate tuchas-t aspertions, or indeed to keister spertions, butt I think
you've spelled it wronge.
;o)
The other spellings are surnames. I bet whoever's called that learned to
fight at a very early age!
http://www.onelook.com/?w=keister&ls=a
> Laddy: Kid demon.
nemo
Nice on chips! (UK ones)
Goldy Hawn: The rich demon's trumpet.