Hebrew Pentecost Puns
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41E612F5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Compound: A prison for computerized K-9s, including the two K-9s
Doctor
> > Who owned.
> >
> > Compound: 454 Comgrams.
>
> Compost: Extreme left-wing Usenet message.
Comming: Left wing Chinese vase.
Tim Bruening
Asking: King with questions.
Braking: Stopped king.
Braking: Donkey king.
Breaking: Destructive king.
Gawking: Tourist king.
Kayaking: King with oars.
Knocking: A door to door sales king.
Panicking: Frightened king.
Picnicking: King out for fun in the sun.
Spanking: Corporal punishment king.
Tim Bruening
"fredm...@the.PC" wrote:
> Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
news:<0n9brv803tctkeu7s...@4ax.com>...
> > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >
> > >David Reihmer wrote:
> > >> In article <aic6rvkhah37fab38...@4ax.com>,
> > >> Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> I pet at least three cats purr day.
> > >>
> > >> What fur?
> > >
> > >Personally, I look fur balls
> >
> > One ball in the side pocket?
>
> Sure, why not ? Stick the other one in the corner pocket, and you're
the weiner!
Kit Ting: Chinese cat.
Ticket: Feline parasite.
Tim Bruening
Remus wrote:
> Chinchilla = Ice pack for sore jaws.
How sharky!
Sharky: Key to a marine predator.
Tim Bruening
Webber: Cold Internet basketball player.
Webster: Spinning Internet.
Tim Bruening
IC: Cold computer.
IC: Frozen ocean.
IP: Go to the bathroom.
IQ: Smart computer.
nemo
> Square Ring: This ring may be hard to put on.
If it's square it ain't a ring - it's a square - innit?!
Although it might be a re-leaf to get a square pagina round hole!
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 16s - 2d actually!
nemo
>
> Asking: King with questions.
>
> Braking: Stopped king.
>
> Braking: Donkey king.
>
> Breaking: Destructive king.
>
> Gawking: Tourist king.
>
> Kayaking: King with oars.
>
> Knocking: A door to door sales king.
>
> Panicking: Frightened king.
>
> Picnicking: King out for fun in the sun.
Or the act of stealing a road menders primary manual tool.
>
> Spanking: Corporal punishment king.
>
Pneumatic Drill: Replacement for an Oldmatic Drill!
nemo
nemo
Sparkey: Schlossel to the springs at Leamington or Bath.
nemo
IQ: People waiting for a cable-car at around midday to get off a mountain so
they can go and avalanche.
nemo
> Commotion: Moving computer
>
> Webber: Cold Internet basketball player.
>
> Webster: Spinning Internet.
You can tell the size of the spider by the web's height!
Tim Bruening
TSB
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42AD302F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Square Ring: This ring may be hard to put on.
>
> If it's square it ain't a ring - it's a square - innit?!
>