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Nemo

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Apr 21, 2013, 9:56:04 AM4/21/13
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A thief went into a library and proceeded to steal all the bookcases. A
librarian caught him and beat the crap out of him, to within an inch of
his wife, who was closely standing nearby.

Unfortunately, the librarian was charged with using excessive force. He
got off in court though when the judge accepted his plea in Walter
mittygation that he was acting in shelf defence.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 10:41:23 AM4/21/13
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In article <XdSct.93657$MR6....@fx21.fr7>,
Very shelf-ish of him.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 22, 2013, 10:08:59 AM4/22/13
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>> A thief went into a library and proceeded to steal all the bookcases. A
>> librarian caught him and beat the crap out of him, to within an inch of
>> his wife, who was closely standing nearby.
>> Unfortunately, the librarian was charged with using excessive force. He
>> got off in court though when the judge accepted his plea in Walter
>> mittygation that he was acting in shelf defence.
>Very shelf-ish of him.
Only one in ten do that, it's part of the Dewey Decimation System

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 22, 2013, 10:25:47 AM4/22/13
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It got into the Truman Show.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 22, 2013, 11:21:58 AM4/22/13
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In article <41han85ptffckh3io...@4ax.com>,
You are martin a mistake.

Nemo

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Apr 22, 2013, 12:30:45 PM4/22/13
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On 21/04/2013 15:41, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <XdSct.93657$MR6....@fx21.fr7>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> A thief went into a library and proceeded to steal all the bookcases. A
>> librarian caught him and beat the crap out of him, to within an inch of
>> his wife, who was closely standing nearby.
>>
>> Unfortunately, the librarian was charged with using excessive force. He
>> got off in court though when the judge accepted his plea in Walter
>> mittygation that he was acting in shelf defence.
>
> Very shelf-ish of him.
>
Narr. That was in the poetry department - the Bishmonger's - where they
sold everything Shelley, or you could view the books at 50p Per-see.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 22, 2013, 2:53:10 PM4/22/13
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In article <XAddt.30069$bp1....@fx23.fr7>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >> A thief went into a library and proceeded to steal all the bookcases. A
> >> librarian caught him and beat the crap out of him, to within an inch of
> >> his wife, who was closely standing nearby.
> >>
> >> Unfortunately, the librarian was charged with using excessive force. He
> >> got off in court though when the judge accepted his plea in Walter
> >> mittygation that he was acting in shelf defence.
> > Very shelf-ish of him.
> Narr. That was in the poetry department - the Bishmonger's - where they
> sold everything Shelley, or you could view the books at 50p Per-see.
So, you ARE a p-per tom.....

TB

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Apr 22, 2013, 4:40:41 PM4/22/13
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What did he do with the BOOKS?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 23, 2013, 8:57:25 AM4/23/13
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>> >> Unfortunately, the librarian was charged with using excessive force. He
>> >> got off in court though when the judge accepted his plea in Walter
>> >> mittygation that he was acting in shelf defence.
>> >Very shelf-ish of him.
>> Only one in ten do that, it's part of the Dewey Decimation System
>You are martin a mistake.
I find that hard to swallow, tail me another!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 23, 2013, 8:58:34 AM4/23/13
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>> >> Unfortunately, the librarian was charged with using excessive force. He
>> >> got off in court though when the judge accepted his plea in Walter
>> >> mittygation that he was acting in shelf defence.
>> > Very shelf-ish of him.
>> Narr. That was in the poetry department - the Bishmonger's - where they
>> sold everything Shelley, or you could view the books at 50p Per-see.
>So, you ARE a p-per tom.....
He's a toff operating a pocketbook.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:14:33 AM4/23/13
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In article <o91dn8ti5bho6gd68...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
A bookie with no fixed address with no way for the winners to find him to collect.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:15:27 AM4/23/13
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In article <k61dn89o408b3tlej...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
You really laid an egg there.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 24, 2013, 8:03:24 AM4/24/13
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Like the Oweeeee bird, that lays huge, three- foot diameter eggs?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:58:57 AM4/24/13
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>> >> > Very shelf-ish of him.
>> >> Narr. That was in the poetry department - the Bishmonger's - where they
>> >> sold everything Shelley, or you could view the books at 50p Per-see.
>> >So, you ARE a p-per tom.....
>> He's a toff operating a pocketbook.
>A bookie with no fixed address with no way for the winners to find him to collect.
Now that's a lie, Br'er Book.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:59:39 AM4/24/13
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>> >> >Very shelf-ish of him.
>> >> Only one in ten do that, it's part of the Dewey Decimation System
>> >You are martin a mistake.
>> I find that hard to swallow, tail me another!
>You really laid an egg there.
Audibon boo-boo upset you?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:37:10 AM4/24/13
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In article <unsfn8tb7tpn642mh...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
I do not like the tome of your voice...

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:20:32 PM4/24/13
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"You have beautiful audubon hair."

"You mean auburn hair, don't you?"

"No, it oughtta been on a monkey's ass."

Nemo

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:21:47 PM4/24/13
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Iyyyy thought that under the popular meaning of the word, the decimation
system was a strategy used against civilians in the Vietnam war, which
began in the Korean conflict where our RAF was conned into mowing down
innocent refugees - men women and children! - to get the roads clear -
with that daft propaganda film later on where we were seriously supposed
to believe that the refugees were being forced onto the roads by midget
enemy soldiers hiding in prams pointing machine guns at them!

I wonder it the people who made that film might, by any chance, have
gone on to become the founders of Fux News!

If it weren't so tragic, that'd be another serious film that was so
abominable bad and inaccurate that is was hilariously funny!

Nemo

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:22:27 PM4/24/13
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On 22/04/2013 15:25, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> It got into the Truman Show.
>
A medal, you want?

Nemo

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:33:22 PM4/24/13
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On 22/04/2013 19:53, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <XAddt.30069$bp1....@fx23.fr7>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>> A thief went into a library and proceeded to steal all the bookcases. A
>>>> librarian caught him and beat the crap out of him, to within an inch of
>>>> his wife, who was closely standing nearby.
>>>>
>>>> Unfortunately, the librarian was charged with using excessive force. He
>>>> got off in court though when the judge accepted his plea in Walter
>>>> mittygation that he was acting in shelf defence.
>>> Very shelf-ish of him.
>> Narr. That was in the poetry department - the Bishmonger's - where they
>> sold everything Shelley, or you could view the books at 50p Per-see.
> So, you ARE a p-per tom.....
>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Bysshe_Shelley!

It's all there. Can't you comprething anyhend?

Nemo

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:34:13 PM4/24/13
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Nowadays it'd be an iPock.

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 25, 2013, 5:47:50 AM4/25/13
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> "You have beautiful audubon hair."
> "You mean auburn hair, don't you?"
> "No, it oughtta been on a monkey's ass."
>
Why not train that monkey to be a magician?
Once he learns to put a rabbit into his top hat,
he'll be able to pull a hare out of his arse.

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 25, 2013, 5:59:23 AM4/25/13
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>>>>>>> Very shelf-ish of him.
>>>>>> Narr. That was in the poetry department - the Bishmonger's - where they
>>>>>> sold everything Shelley, or you could view the books at 50p Per-see.
>>>>> So, you ARE a p-per tom.....
>>>> He's a toff operating a pocketbook.
>>> A bookie with no fixed address with no way for the winners to find him to collect.
>> Now that's a lie, Br'er Book.
> I do not like the tome of your voice...
It speaks volumes about his compretension.


Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:59:38 AM4/25/13
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In article <7u1et.75172$9T.7...@fx22.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
Like your mind, there is nothing there.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 7:00:40 AM4/25/13
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In article <0_qdnVPTUcYbY-XM...@westnet.com.au>,
And not even the NHS can treatise those symptoms.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:35:16 AM4/25/13
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>> >>> Very shelf-ish of him.
>> >> Narr. That was in the poetry department - the Bishmonger's - where they
>> >> sold everything Shelley, or you could view the books at 50p Per-see.
>> > So, you ARE a p-per tom.....
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Bysshe_Shelley!
>> It's all there. Can't you comprething anyhend?
>Like your mind, there is nothing there.
Bysshe the "C", bysshe the "C", bysshe the beautiful "C" ...

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:36:12 AM4/25/13
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>> It got into the Truman Show.
>A medal, you want?
Medals are cheep, look at all the chicken braids with tons of them!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:36:53 AM4/25/13
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>> >>>>> So, you ARE a p-per tom.....
>> >>>> He's a toff operating a pocketbook.
>> >>> A bookie with no fixed address with no way for the winners to find him to collect.
>> >> Now that's a lie, Br'er Book.
>> > I do not like the tome of your voice...
>> It speaks volumes about his compretension.
>And not even the NHS can treatise those symptoms.
You lie, br'ery well, for a folio!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:38:25 AM4/25/13
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That would make him just another polly, Titian.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 25, 2013, 2:11:44 PM4/25/13
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How to be popular with people? Learn parlor tricks and join a party.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 2:24:31 PM4/25/13
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In article <umfin8ht8s1eto7go...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
So, you have gone to c-eed.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 2:25:23 PM4/25/13
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In article <uqfin8dsjn5l4l91d...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Just the bare facts.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 2:26:06 PM4/25/13
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In article <7pfin85ma00uail5q...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

It helps then feather their carriers.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 26, 2013, 10:16:55 AM4/26/13
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>> >> > So, you ARE a p-per tom.....
>> >> It's all there. Can't you comprething anyhend?
>> >Like your mind, there is nothing there.
>> Bysshe the "C", bysshe the "C", bysshe the beautiful "C" ...
>So, you have gone to c-eed.
Yes, butt sadly, you lack your words worth.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 26, 2013, 10:17:40 AM4/26/13
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>> >> >>> A bookie with no fixed address with no way for the winners to find him to collect.
>> >> >> Now that's a lie, Br'er Book.
>> >> > I do not like the tome of your voice...
>> >> It speaks volumes about his compretension.
>> >And not even the NHS can treatise those symptoms.
>> You lie, br'ery well, for a folio!
>Just the bare facts.
Yeah, I heard you keep turning those Pages !

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 26, 2013, 10:19:21 AM4/26/13
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>> >> It got into the Truman Show.
>> >A medal, you want?
>> Medals are cheep, look at all the chicken braids with tons of them!
>It helps then feather their carriers.
... and to cap it off!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 26, 2013, 11:24:15 AM4/26/13
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In article <c03ln8htqajn2cmm5...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
But you have to first consider wad's worth that amount of effort.

Michael N. LeVine

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In article <743ln81im5gc3qc8v...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

They uniformly blew it.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 26, 2013, 11:25:22 AM4/26/13
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In article <p23ln8tbj0504srs2...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
I do eventually get around to reading the articles.

Sir F.A. Rien

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>> >> >Like your mind, there is nothing there.
>> >> Bysshe the "C", bysshe the "C", bysshe the beautiful "C" ...
>> >So, you have gone to c-eed.
>> Yes, butt sadly, you lack your words worth.
>But you have to first consider wad's worth that amount of effort.
Not as much as one can shake spear's at!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 27, 2013, 10:35:58 AM4/27/13
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>> >> >> It got into the Truman Show.
>> >> >A medal, you want?
>> >> Medals are cheep, look at all the chicken braids with tons of them!
>> >It helps then feather their carriers.
>> ... and to cap it off!
>They uniformly blew it.
Howitzer again ... ?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 27, 2013, 10:37:31 AM4/27/13
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>> >> >> It speaks volumes about his compretension.
>> >> >And not even the NHS can treatise those symptoms.
>> >> You lie, br'ery well, for a folio!
>> >Just the bare facts.
>> Yeah, I heard you keep turning those Pages !
>I do eventually get around to reading the articles.
If that's your kama, sutra self!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 27, 2013, 4:39:40 PM4/27/13
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In article <dgonn8plbpkcjupud...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
That is bacon the question.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 27, 2013, 4:40:15 PM4/27/13
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In article <nhonn89jo73511tcs...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
It left them morter-fied.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 27, 2013, 4:42:24 PM4/27/13
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In article <hionn85tn0mhd1jp5...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Either way, its all manual labor.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 28, 2013, 10:42:03 AM4/28/13
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>> >> >> Bysshe the "C", bysshe the "C", bysshe the beautiful "C" ...
>> >> >So, you have gone to c-eed.
>> >> Yes, butt sadly, you lack your words worth.
>> >But you have to first consider wad's worth that amount of effort.
>> Not as much as one can shake spear's at!
>That is bacon the question.
Aye, laddie, it burns with fire!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 28, 2013, 10:42:40 AM4/28/13
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>> >> >> You lie, br'ery well, for a folio!
>> >> >Just the bare facts.
>> >> Yeah, I heard you keep turning those Pages !
>> >I do eventually get around to reading the articles.
>> If that's your kama, sutra self!
>Either way, its all manual labor.
Poor Manuel, he labors, you get rich!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 28, 2013, 10:43:21 AM4/28/13
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>> >> >> >A medal, you want?
>> >> >> Medals are cheep, look at all the chicken braids with tons of them!
>> >> >It helps then feather their carriers.
>> >> ... and to cap it off!
>> >They uniformly blew it.
>> Howitzer again ... ?
>It left them morter-fied.
Enfield and stream ...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 28, 2013, 2:25:52 PM4/28/13
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In article <47dqn8dosfgc5l0p8...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
A torch-ing sentiment.

Michael N. LeVine

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In article <2bdqn89csg8isiqct...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
BAR none.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 28, 2013, 2:26:43 PM4/28/13
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In article <2adqn8hreeve8qm4t...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
It works for me!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 29, 2013, 9:50:38 AM4/29/13
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>> >> >> Yeah, I heard you keep turning those Pages !
>> >> >I do eventually get around to reading the articles.
>> >> If that's your kama, sutra self!
>> >Either way, its all manual labor.
>> Poor Manuel, he labors, you get rich!
>It works for me!
When they say 'naturalized' they didn't mean neutered!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 29, 2013, 9:51:47 AM4/29/13
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>> >> >> ... and to cap it off!
>> >> >They uniformly blew it.
>> >> Howitzer again ... ?
>> >It left them morter-fied.
>> Enfield and stream ...
>BAR none.
That's a heckler of a thing to say!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 29, 2013, 9:52:54 AM4/29/13
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>> >> >But you have to first consider wad's worth that amount of effort.
>> >> Not as much as one can shake spear's at!
>> >That is bacon the question.
>> Aye, laddie, it burns with fire!
>A torch-ing sentiment.
You're on the Dodgeson !

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 29, 2013, 10:39:36 AM4/29/13
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In article <glusn8t7kl7fgriiu...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
You are very colt hearted about it.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 29, 2013, 10:40:52 AM4/29/13
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In article <lnusn8dpfnjhiufin...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Just what are you trying to dodge?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 29, 2013, 10:41:27 AM4/29/13
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In article <6kusn894s9lrbtdvv...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
They told me it had been fixed!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 30, 2013, 10:50:18 AM4/30/13
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>> >> >> Howitzer again ... ?
>> >> >It left them morter-fied.
>> >> Enfield and stream ...
>> >BAR none.
>> That's a heckler of a thing to say!
>You are very colt hearted about it.
Well, you got the Sharp's end ...

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 30, 2013, 10:51:24 AM4/30/13
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>> >> >That is bacon the question.
>> >> Aye, laddie, it burns with fire!
>> >A torch-ing sentiment.
>> You're on the Dodgeson !
>Just what are you trying to dodge?
The Queen, naturally! Mush room now ...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 30, 2013, 11:28:33 AM4/30/13
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In article <rfmvn8pv9lu2sm089...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
You beretta believe it.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 30, 2013, 11:29:11 AM4/30/13
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In article <fhmvn8hgq42ehuvo0...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Is she that much of a drag?

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 1, 2013, 9:51:00 AM5/1/13
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>> >> >> >> Yeah, I heard you keep turning those Pages !
>> >> >> >I do eventually get around to reading the articles.
>> >> >> If that's your kama, sutra self!
>> >> >Either way, its all manual labor.
>> >> Poor Manuel, he labors, you get rich!
>> >It works for me!
>> When they say 'naturalized' they didn't mean neutered!
>They told me it had been fixed!
Then, call a spayed, a 'spayed' !

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 1, 2013, 9:52:19 AM5/1/13
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>> >> >> >It left them morter-fied.
>> >> >> Enfield and stream ...
>> >> >BAR none.
>> >> That's a heckler of a thing to say!
>> >You are very colt hearted about it.
>> Well, you got the Sharp's end ...
>You beretta believe it.
Some you win, Chester, some you lose.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 1, 2013, 9:53:08 AM5/1/13
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>> >> >> Aye, laddie, it burns with fire!
>> >> >A torch-ing sentiment.
>> >> You're on the Dodgeson !
>> >Just what are you trying to dodge?
>> The Queen, naturally! Mush room now ...
>Is she that much of a drag?
Narrh, she's all hearts.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 1, 2013, 3:06:24 PM5/1/13
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In article <7e72o8tcjuomdj0e9...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
You would luger yourself that much!

Michael N. LeVine

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May 1, 2013, 3:06:49 PM5/1/13
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In article <kd72o8duj9g2l02gq...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
The unkindest cut of all.

Michael N. LeVine

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In article <lg72o8h9im3op07cg...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
A diamond in the rough!

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 2, 2013, 9:45:01 AM5/2/13
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>> >> >> That's a heckler of a thing to say!
>> >> >You are very colt hearted about it.
>> >> Well, you got the Sharp's end ...
>> >You beretta believe it.
>> Some you win, Chester, some you lose.
>You would luger yourself that much!
And you'd Arisaka war over that?

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 2, 2013, 9:45:52 AM5/2/13
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>> >> >> You're on the Dodgeson !
>> >> >Just what are you trying to dodge?
>> >> The Queen, naturally! Mush room now ...
>> >Is she that much of a drag?
>> Narrh, she's all hearts.
>A diamond in the rough!
More t'wheedle, Dee !

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 2, 2013, 9:46:41 AM5/2/13
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>> >> >> >Either way, its all manual labor.
>> >> >> Poor Manuel, he labors, you get rich!
>> >> >It works for me!
>> >> When they say 'naturalized' they didn't mean neutered!
>> >They told me it had been fixed!
>> Then, call a spayed, a 'spayed' !
>The unkindest cut of all.
Dunno, all the fun, none of the worry ...

Michael N. LeVine

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May 2, 2013, 10:33:04 AM5/2/13
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In article <ver4o858b3mmbsuco...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Thats dum....

Michael N. LeVine

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In article <jgr4o89nq3iiuha1d...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
No kidding....

Michael N. LeVine

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May 2, 2013, 10:34:12 AM5/2/13
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In article <icr4o8ts9v7538060...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

You koch on finally.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 3, 2013, 9:46:27 AM5/3/13
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>> >> >> The Queen, naturally! Mush room now ...
>> >> >Is she that much of a drag?
>> >> Narrh, she's all hearts.
>> >A diamond in the rough!
>> More t'wheedle, Dee !
>Thats dum....
It's ewe I a doormouse of the time.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 3, 2013, 9:47:08 AM5/3/13
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>> >> >> When they say 'naturalized' they didn't mean neutered!
>> >> >They told me it had been fixed!
>> >> Then, call a spayed, a 'spayed' !
>> >The unkindest cut of all.
>> Dunno, all the fun, none of the worry ...
>No kidding....
Egg sack, Lee!

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 3, 2013, 9:49:32 AM5/3/13
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>> >> >> Well, you got the Sharp's end ...
>> >> >You beretta believe it.
>> >> Some you win, Chester, some you lose.
>> >You would luger yourself that much!
>> And you'd Arisaka war over that?
>You koch on finally.
Sig sauer that well before you did.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 3, 2013, 12:06:49 PM5/3/13
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In article <0sf7o81sh14c8qdsd...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
I do hate to be a knave sayer but...

Michael N. LeVine

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May 3, 2013, 12:07:48 PM5/3/13
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In article <uuf7o8d9ksddqh8f4...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Nock in my book.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 3, 2013, 12:08:21 PM5/3/13
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In article <ltf7o8tev8iam6hjd...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
But then what do you do for aggravation?

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 4, 2013, 9:17:47 AM5/4/13
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>> >> >> Then, call a spayed, a 'spayed' !
>> >> >The unkindest cut of all.
>> >> Dunno, all the fun, none of the worry ...
>> >No kidding....
>> Egg sack, Lee!
>But then what do you do for aggravation?
I cultivate her ... that miserable hoe!

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 4, 2013, 9:22:28 AM5/4/13
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>> >> >> Some you win, Chester, some you lose.
>> >> >You would luger yourself that much!
>> >> And you'd Arisaka war over that?
>> >You koch on finally.
>> Sig sauer that well before you did.
>Nock in my book.
The Berdan of proof is on you.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 4, 2013, 9:23:21 AM5/4/13
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>> >> >> Narrh, she's all hearts.
>> >> >A diamond in the rough!
>> >> More t'wheedle, Dee !
>> >Thats dum....
>> It's ewe I a doormouse of the time.
>I do hate to be a knave sayer but...
You sang Lewis' carol?

Don Stockbauer

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May 4, 2013, 10:03:30 AM5/4/13
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I'm going to dodgeson your singing.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 4, 2013, 4:14:57 PM5/4/13
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In article <li2ao8hdg0ogicilq...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Coming from a rake like you, that like a pot calling the kettle black..

Michael N. LeVine

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May 4, 2013, 4:15:44 PM5/4/13
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In article <edaf9fc0-88ae-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>,
Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> I'm going to dodgeson your singing.
Leaving everyone looking glassy eyed.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 4, 2013, 4:17:21 PM5/4/13
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In article <tj2ao8919ojuha88k...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Another Wildey Coyote attempt?

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 5, 2013, 10:07:14 AM5/5/13
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>> >> >> And you'd Arisaka war over that?
>> >> >You koch on finally.
>> >> Sig sauer that well before you did.
>> >Nock in my book.
>> The Berdan of proof is on you.
>Another Wildey Coyote attempt?
Glock in court if that's your defense acme!

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 5, 2013, 10:09:09 AM5/5/13
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>> I'm going to dodgeson your singing.
>Leaving everyone looking glassy eyed.
Yea, isn't that new j'abber walkie something?

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 5, 2013, 10:09:57 AM5/5/13
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>> >> >> Dunno, all the fun, none of the worry ...
>> >> >No kidding....
>> >> Egg sack, Lee!
>> >But then what do you do for aggravation?
>> I cultivate her ... that miserable hoe!
>Coming from a rake like you, that like a pot calling the kettle black..
I like twins, I'm a double boiler ...

Michael N. LeVine

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May 5, 2013, 10:51:26 AM5/5/13
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In article <slpco8pvpbj5vi7gn...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

We seem to have a heckler in the audience.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 5, 2013, 10:53:24 AM5/5/13
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In article <kspco8dsvklt38eab...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
A difference as great as knight and day.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 5, 2013, 10:54:14 AM5/5/13
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In article <a0qco8dpv3l4gnj04...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
But takeing care of two will leave you steamed.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 6, 2013, 9:30:44 AM5/6/13
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>> >> I'm going to dodgeson your singing.
>> >Leaving everyone looking glassy eyed.
>> Yea, isn't that new j'abber walkie something?
>A difference as great as knight and day.
There's a new day tomorrow, but knights happen only once a year.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 6, 2013, 9:31:34 AM5/6/13
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>> >> >> Egg sack, Lee!
>> >> >But then what do you do for aggravation?
>> >> I cultivate her ... that miserable hoe!
>> >Coming from a rake like you, that like a pot calling the kettle black..
>> I like twins, I'm a double boiler ...
>But takeing care of two will leave you steamed.
Takeing, talkeing, twineing ... all the same when it's fun.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 6, 2013, 9:33:00 AM5/6/13
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>> >> >> Sig sauer that well before you did.
>> >> >Nock in my book.
>> >> The Berdan of proof is on you.
>> >Another Wildey Coyote attempt?
>> Glock in court if that's your defense acme!
>We seem to have a heckler in the audience.
Threw him out lines before, have you no Rigaud?

Michael N. LeVine

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May 6, 2013, 10:10:57 AM5/6/13
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In article <g1cfo817a09bapvah...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Is there a sir -charge to see it?

Michael N. LeVine

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May 6, 2013, 10:12:05 AM5/6/13
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In article <p5cfo8phrsvad2fpd...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Are you trying to steyr me down?

Michael N. LeVine

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May 6, 2013, 10:12:36 AM5/6/13
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In article <84cfo89dbe41v0td9...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Stick with it, sticking it...

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 7, 2013, 10:38:47 AM5/7/13
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>> >> >Coming from a rake like you, that like a pot calling the kettle black..
>> >> I like twins, I'm a double boiler ...
>> >But takeing care of two will leave you steamed.
>> Takeing, talkeing, twineing ... all the same when it's fun.
>Stick with it, sticking it...
Crazy! Glue tell it on the mountain, over the ...

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 7, 2013, 10:40:45 AM5/7/13
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>> >> >> The Berdan of proof is on you.
>> >> >Another Wildey Coyote attempt?
>> >> Glock in court if that's your defense acme!
>> >We seem to have a heckler in the audience.
>> Threw him out lines before, have you no Rigaud?
>Are you trying to steyr me down?
Uhlinger and I'll win!
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