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Tim Bruening

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Jun 13, 2005, 3:05:00 AM6/13/05
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Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!

nemo

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Jun 14, 2005, 7:33:22 AM6/14/05
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!

If you don't use its Hebrew name, they'll Shavuot side and not let you in
again!

Keep taking the Tablets!

Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 16s - 2d actually!


ganeshdances

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Jun 14, 2005, 12:17:31 PM6/14/05
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Tim Bruening wrote:
> Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!

what does a Pente cost?

Greg Evans

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Jun 14, 2005, 12:25:20 PM6/14/05
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I'm going to have to plead the Fifth on that one.


Mos

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Jun 14, 2005, 1:25:12 PM6/14/05
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"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
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^ ^ ^
Misspelt: drink


SummersFrenzy

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Jun 14, 2005, 1:27:44 PM6/14/05
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Same as a penne - maybe?


ynotssor

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Jun 14, 2005, 1:29:05 PM6/14/05
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"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
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> >> what does a Pente cost?
> >
> > I'm going to have to plead the Fifth on that one.
> ^ ^ ^
> Misspelt: drink

That's _Mr._ Spelt to you.

Mos

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Jun 14, 2005, 2:07:00 PM6/14/05
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"ganeshdances" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Tim Bruening wrote:
>> Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!
>
> what does a Pente cost?

10% off.


nemo

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Jun 15, 2005, 11:56:07 AM6/15/05
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"ganeshdances" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!
>
> what does a Pente cost?
>
A top-quality one costs Pente!


nemo

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Jun 15, 2005, 11:56:25 AM6/15/05
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"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
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Go on then . . .


nemo

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Jun 15, 2005, 12:00:02 PM6/15/05
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"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
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>
>
Misspelled Mispelt.

spelt:
noun: Hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe for livestock feed.

So you've mis-spelter nuther one. I zinc you should give up.


nemo

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Jun 15, 2005, 12:00:46 PM6/15/05
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"ynotssor" <ynot...@example.net> wrote in message
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2U? Or U2???

He's a spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


nemo

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Jun 15, 2005, 12:01:49 PM6/15/05
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"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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You can pasta few more like that, especially a fusilli ones!


nemo

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Jun 15, 2005, 12:03:41 PM6/15/05
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"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
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<snip>
<OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

Done online via e-Mohel!

Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 16s - 2d actually!

Who's da man?? Who's da man??


ganeshdances

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Jun 15, 2005, 5:11:35 PM6/15/05
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42AD301C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!
>
> If you don't use its Hebrew name, they'll Shavuot side and not let you in
> again!
>
> Keep taking the Tablets!

I heard that folk took the Tablets had Sinai us trouble??

nemo

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Jun 16, 2005, 11:31:58 AM6/16/05
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"ganeshdances" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42AD301C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!
>
> If you don't use its Hebrew name, they'll Shavuot side and not let you in
> again!
>
> Keep taking the Tablets!

I heard that folk took the Tablets had Sinai us trouble??

I'm shoor it wasn't half as bad as happened to the ones who didn't and made
a golden calf instead!

ganeshdances

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Jun 16, 2005, 5:20:15 PM6/16/05
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nemo wrote:
> "ganeshdances" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1118869895....@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> nemo wrote:
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42AD301C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!
> >
> > If you don't use its Hebrew name, they'll Shavuot side and not let you in
> > again!
> >
> > Keep taking the Tablets!
>
> I heard that folk took the Tablets had Sinai us trouble??
>
> I'm shoor it wasn't half as bad as happened to the ones who didn't and made
> a golden calf instead!

did they have to take tablets because they were tents???

nemo

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Jun 17, 2005, 5:42:27 AM6/17/05
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"ganeshdances" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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nemo wrote:
> "ganeshdances" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1118869895....@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> nemo wrote:
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42AD301C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!
> >
> > If you don't use its Hebrew name, they'll Shavuot side and not let you
in
> > again!
> >
> > Keep taking the Tablets!
>
> I heard that folk took the Tablets had Sinai us trouble??
>
> I'm shoor it wasn't half as bad as happened to the ones who didn't and
made
> a golden calf instead!

did they have to take tablets because they were tents???
>

Narr, but as they were travelling through the desert as nomads at the time,
their religious discussions were often in tents.

(Shoor = Heb. bull BTW. The e-ffigy would have been a male calf.)

ganeshdances

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Jun 17, 2005, 11:48:18 AM6/17/05
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nemo wrote:
> "ganeshdances" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
> > "ganeshdances" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:1118869895....@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42AD301C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!
> > >
> > > If you don't use its Hebrew name, they'll Shavuot side and not let you
> in
> > > again!
> > >
> > > Keep taking the Tablets!
> >
> > I heard that folk took the Tablets had Sinai us trouble??
> >
> > I'm shoor it wasn't half as bad as happened to the ones who didn't and
> made
> > a golden calf instead!
>
> did they have to take tablets because they were tents???
> >
>
> Narr, but as they were travelling through the desert as nomads at the time,
> their religious discussions were often in tents.
>
> (Shoor = Heb. bull BTW. The e-ffigy would have been a male calf.)

I always thought the FG was in the alphabet!!

nemo

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Jun 17, 2005, 3:44:10 PM6/17/05
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"ganeshdances" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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AB my boy! - On what do you Beys that assumption?

He he!!! Wow!! It's enough to drive you in-Zain like all those Michiganners
who seem to think they're geese!

http://www.onelook.com/?w=effigy&ls=a

Effidgety: A sculpted representation of something that won't keep still!

TSB

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May 19, 2013, 7:11:02 AM5/19/13
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On Tuesday, June 14, 2005 4:33:22 AM UTC-7, nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42AD301C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Happy Hebrew Pentecost to all Jews!
>
> If you don't use its Hebrew name, they'll Shavuot side and not let you in
> again!
>
> Keep taking the Tablets!

So what is the Hebrew name for "Pentecost"?

TSB

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May 19, 2013, 7:12:25 AM5/19/13
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Over $700 billion/year!

Nemo

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Jul 17, 2013, 3:48:00 AM7/17/13
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Dunno, but I think I've just seen a small part of it.

Something pleasant to wake up to too. There was a young chap on the
balcony of a penthouse opposite this morning facing east with a book in
his hand. He was rocking slightly but it looked as if he were wearing a
baseball cap from a distance but when used my binoclears he was wearing
Phylacteries and praying.

Don't expect to see that sort of thing in rotten old heathen Camden
Town! A nice bit of quiet civilisation in the midst of so much utter
chaos and bedlam!

I thought it'd make a good photograph but then I thought: No. For some
things, people deserve their privacy.

OK. A pun.

"A whole �1,000 for a writing instrument??? That's a huge amount for a
pentecost!!"

You think I'm kidding? Have a look up Bond Street or Burlington Arcade!
Makes me laugh though, because all these rich upper class twits who can
afford to spend that much can do with a pen like that is scribble with
it just like everyone else, including all us great unwashed hoi poloi! -
er - except for me: Nemo the calligrapher!






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